Watch the concert New Russian Grandmothers online is a satirical parody of ordinary grandmothers. Comic pop duet of actors Igor Kasilov and Sergei Chvanov.
The pop duo New Russian grandmothers - Matryona and Tsvetochok - first appeared on Yevgeny Petrosyan's program in 1999 and very quickly filled many humorous programs on various television channels with their funny performances.
The founders of the duet were two talented actors: Igor Kasilov, Sergei Chvanov, who managed to fill in time the pop niche that had been empty for a long time. They are believed to be modern version Soviet pop duo Veronica Mavrikievna and Avdotya Nikitichna. Their main goal is to delight the audience with their sparkling humor; they are an example of skill and improvisation on stage.
In 2015, the New Russian Grandmas had their own show on the Rossiya channel called Cheerful Street.
The concerts of this pop comedy duo are always sold out. They have been incredibly popular for 15 years. Not always even the most devoted fans can recognize their idols on the street and get an autograph, because actors do not give interviews or take photographs outside of their stage image. Have you guessed who we are talking about yet? Of course, about the actors of “New Russian Grandmothers”. But today we will talk not only about the concert image, but about these actors without makeup.
about the project
Two young comedians - Igor Kasilov and Sergey Chvanov - created their unrivaled duet many years ago. He appeared at a time when young people were working on Samara television. The actors spent their filming in the village, and it was here that they came up with the idea of reincarnating as grandmas. They sat down on a bench near village grandmothers, at first they listened to their conversations, after which they began to imitate their speech.
Soon a project called “New Russian Grandmas” appeared. The creators themselves became the actors. Real fame came to them thanks to their participation in Yevgeny Petrosyan’s program “ false mirror" Cheerful and perky, keeping up with the times, the grannies are reminiscent of the duet of Mavrikievna and Nikitichna, extremely popular in the Soviet Union.
“New Russian grandmothers”: biography of actors
Extraordinarily talented, popular, loved a huge amount Fans of actors do not like to make their personal lives public. But we still have some information, and we will be happy to share it with you. Let's find out what the actors of “New Russian Grandmothers” are like without makeup.
This artist performs in the image of Matryona Ivanovna Nigmatullina, or simply Matryona.
In the city of Chistopol, Tatar Republic, on January 19, 1965, Sergei Chvanov was born. He received his education at the Tolyatti Polytechnic Institute. There he met Irina Fedorova, who later became his wife. Here I met my stage colleague I. Kasilov. Their first performances (together with Igor) took place on the student stage of the institute. Later, Sergei Chvanov worked at the local variety theater in the duet “Deficiency”. The actor has a son and daughter, whose names, according to media reports, are Danya and Manya.
His character is Flower Klavdia Ivanovna. Kasilov is a native of Tolyatti Samara region. May 31, 1966 is his birthday. When his parents decided to separate, Igor was still just a child. He stayed to live with his father, who worked at the factory. Igor’s sister lived all the time with her mother, who worked as a merchandiser. Currently, my mother lives in the same territory as Igor.
The actor graduated from the Tolyatti Polytechnic Institute and was a member of the Komsomol Committee. From his second year he was drafted into the army. Served in the missile forces of Kazakhstan. After returning from the army, Igor is reinstated in his third year at the Polytechnic University. There he meets his future wife, Elena Nazarenko. While performing on the stage of the institute, he simultaneously worked in the “Wheel” theater, in which he was a leading actor and played all the main roles. He graduated from GITIS theater courses at the Wheel Theater, and a little later from P. Fomenko’s courses in the capital. Has a son, Yegor.
Labor activity of actors in the duet “New Russian Grandmothers”
On one of the Togliatti television channels (“Lik”) in the nineties of the last century, the actors were leading humorous program"Dessert". In parallel with this, they starred in I. Ugolnikov’s original program “Oba-na,” which was very popular in those years, and flew to the capital once a month for filming. In addition, they worked part-time as entertainers for celebrities.
Working on local television, we created interesting project called "New Russian Grandmas". Later, he brought S. Chvanov and I. Kasilov unprecedented popularity, on the waves of which the actors are currently riding. The “grandmothers” first gained fame on the air of the local radio station “August”. However, at first this project was used in the form of small humorous screensavers. Noticing the interest of listeners in the new project, the management allocated a live broadcast to the actors. For incredible a short time"Babki" gained enormous popularity not only in its native land, but also in all regions of the country. Nowadays it is difficult to imagine any humorous evening without the participation of these two extraordinary personalities.
Conquest of Moscow
In 1999, the actors took part in the E. Petrosyan Cup of Humor. Then the first in their lives took place solo concert“New Russian grandmothers” (in the photo are actors in images already loved by the Russian audience). This event took place in State Theater Moscow stage.
Igor and Sergey, together with their families, moved to Moscow for permanent residence. They worked for Yevgeny Petrosyan and performed on the TV show “Curves Mirror”. By 2009, they decided to leave this project. In the image of “New Russian Grandmothers”, the actors led such television projects as “Saturday Evening”, “Veselaya Street”. Worked and work in all major television projects, tour throughout the country with a concert program.
"New Russian grandmothers" - Sergey Chvanov (left) and Igor Kasilov.
At the BMZ “New Russian Grandmothers” cultural center, Matryona and Tsvetochok, in real life comedians Sergei Chvanov and Igor Kasilov, arrived for the concert itself - at half past seven in the evening. We didn’t even have time to rest from the road. We inspected the stage, changed clothes in the dressing room and at seven o’clock went out to the audience.
By the way, preparations were made for the arrival of the artists at the Palace of Culture.
We warmed up the hall with heat guns, the radiators were boiling water! - say BMZ workers. - Otherwise our grannies will freeze!
...The grannies made the people of Bryansk laugh for almost two hours. They made fun of each other, told jokes, sang ditties and songs. The laughter in the hall was such that even Matryona and Flower could not contain their smiles. At the end of the concert the audience gave a standing ovation.
After the performance, the “New Russian Grandmothers” came out of the dressing room to the audience, who were eager for autographs and photographs. The disguised artists were not immediately recognized:
“New Russian grandmothers” entertained Bryansk residents for two hours.
Oh, where is Matryona, and where is Flower?
Tired after the performance, Sergei and Igor turned out to be serious and taciturn.
After talking with the audience, the comedians left by car for Moscow - the tour ended.
Matryona and Flower never had time to explore Bryansk. We were just surprised that it was a big city.
BY THE WAY
Rider of “New Russian Grandmas”
Pie in plastic packaging (fresh, edible),
Wet wipes,
Teapot (with flowers),
Confetti pack,
firecracker,
2 kg of sweets (suction cups) to be distributed to the audience before the concert (though for some reason they were not distributed this time)
The jokes of the “grandmothers” were accompanied by deafening laughter from the audience.
TO THE POINT
Jokes from Matryona and Flower
Behind wedding table the groom's brother to Flower says:
- Flower, will you have some vodka?
- Will.
- With what?
- With juice.
- With which?
- With stomach.
Let's drink from grief, where is the grief?
Flower: - Matryona, what is that sound coming from the birch grove, a woodpecker or something?
Matryona: - No. Pinocchios drink birch sap.
Sewerage - how I got drunk.
Matryona:
- What did you groan about, what kind of white object did you throw into the firebox?
Flower:
- Sugar.
Matryona:
- Why do you need him?
Flower:
- It’s necessary for the brain.
Matryona:
- Won’t the hemispheres stick together?! The brain is 80% fluid. And from your brake...
Flower:- I would like to be a snake.
Matryona:- For what?
Flower:- To go to work lying down.
This is Miss Village 2012!
The call signs for the beginning of the holiday sound, and silence behind the scenes.
Among the first days of spring
March 8th is the most expensive of all.
All over the earth, for all people
Spring and women are alike.
Good luck to you, good health to you
We wish you happiness
And happy first spring holiday
Congratulations!
– song performed by _ “All the Flowers”.
In the background there is music coming out of the presenters in the image of “New Russian Grandmothers”, alone with a wine glass in their hand.
Flower: Good evening! Dear ladies... and people! Check out how cool I am today... cool.... I'm really enjoying myself...
Matryona:(to the audience) Hello! (flower)- why are you so impudent - then
Flower: Is everyone here? And for what reason did everyone gather? And about our professional holiday!
Matryona: Cleaners' Day, or what?
Flower: Why cleaners? I’m talking about women’s holiday in general – March 8th!
Matryona: Ahh, I remembered, of course, the holiday. Right now our men will be with us...
Flower: What are you doing?
Matryona: Congratulate! I broke my lip!
Flower: What do I look like?
Matryona: Super awesome!
Flower: Well, then let's go! We are starting a solemn meeting dedicated to International Women's Day on March 8... You know Matryon, I’m always so confused on this holiday, I just don’t know what to say...
Matryona: Well, I think I know how to help you. Now I invite a man to the stage who, I am sure, knows what to say to our fair half on this day, this is ______________.
Flower: Thank you ______________ for your warm words of congratulations.
Flower: And I invite one more important person on stage, this is a member of the council of elders under the head of the Sovetsky district, an honorary citizen of the Sovetsky district ______________.
Matryona: And we also congratulate you on the holiday, our dear women, we wish you all the best, health, longevity, thank you very much for being us.
Flower: for you lovely women performed vocal group"______________." this musical gift will sound...
“Five February Roses” – Spanish. Wok. Gr. "______________."
Flower: Spring turned its head, it drove everyone crazy, even the ice began to move!
Matryona: Is it yours? …………….. Okay, keep going.
Flower: On this first holiday of spring, souls seem to thaw from the winter cold and all men try to express their love and recognition to the ladies.
Matryona: Most often this is expressed through flowers. But, for some reason, men’s imagination does not go further than mimosas, roses and tulips. And then the women themselves come to the rescue!
Flower: I wonder how it is?
Matryona: The choice of flowers depends on the profession of your loved one.
Flower:- Okay, let’s say she’s a dressmaker?
Matryona: For a dressmaker, I recommend giving marigolds!
Flower: What if she is a manicurist?
Matryona: Then Marigolds.
Flower: What about the doctor - the ophthalmologist?
Matryona: Pansies.
Flower: What if she is a Trainer?
Matryona: Then Snapdragon.
Flower: Well, what if she is the host of the concert?
Matryona: Well and……. concert host, /thinks/ Men, a gift from the concert host…..
(They bring out the microphone in flowers).
Flower: Oh, men, I see you are so resourceful, so attentive, especially today,
Matryona: Since we're talking about flowers, it's no secret that the best and most sincere gift for all women on this day is congratulations from their most beloved “flowers.”
Flower:– These are congratulations to our grandchildren.
Matryona: These are your grandchildren, but for the audience these are children, our children.
Flower: And we are happy to invite our little artists to this stage to your thunderous applause.
“March 8” – Spanish. Jr. wok Gr. "______________."
“Little Boat” - Spanish. ______________.
Matryona: Flower, we received a congratulatory letter from our men, should we read it?
Flower: Read, come on... come on, come on...
Matryona: (is reading) Our dear women! Let me congratulate you on your holiday and wish you to be as young as you are today...
Flower: Hey, why are we old or what? Are they kidding me or what?
Matryona: Wait, it also says... Dear grandmothers!
Flower: By the way, girls! And not that expensive!
Matryona: Wait, I’m reading further... We know that you are lovely girls, so we wish you health, the same as ours! And if you get sick, then we wish you, as the song says: “If death, then instantly...”
BOTH GRANDMAS.– Are they kidding me!?
Flower: They can’t properly congratulate you once a year! What injustice!
Matryona: What?
Flower: So what? You cook for them all year, wash, clean, give birth, and they only say thank you for it once a year. Ugliness! Once a year flowers, once a year tender words, once a year love... When did this happen? Women used to be respected...
Matryona: Okay, I read on. We always respect women when they stand at the stove... silently.
Flower: These are unscrupulous, unscrupulous, they used to shoot because of women, they went crazy...
Matryona: calm down, listen further... We wish everyone to go crazy, that is, to clink glasses and drink! We, men, are moving forward progress, science, the whole world rests on us!!!
Flower: Try it, give birth!!! All year long you clean, wash, cook, eat you... well, it doesn’t matter!
Matryona: Here's another thing... We dear women get tired too. We earn money from morning to evening, and then you spend it on all sorts of nonsense!
Flower: What are they calling this nonsense?! Lipstick, perfume, hairstyle, skirt, blouse, fur coat, tights, shoes, boots, chains, rings, massage, makeup, peeling, piercing, shopping... They call this nonsense?!! Matryon, let's go and write the answer.
Matryona: Wait, there’s also a post scriptum... So don’t get too arrogant, we can live without you.
Flower: Yeah, we know them, in a month they’ll start to get bored, in two they’ll start climbing the wall, and after three... they’ll start putting on women’s clothes... (embarrassed). Well, I wanted to say that they will die without us! They don’t know how to cook, they don’t know how to wash, they don’t know how to iron, they don’t know how to ferment cabbage...
Matryona: Well, well, they know how to ferment.
Flower: My mother was right when she told me that all men are alcoholics!
Matryona: And they also say that it is impossible to argue with us, that we have no logic!
Flower: What logic? You can't argue with us at all! Arguing with us is like fighting two Klitschko brothers at the same time!
Matryona: Why argue with us, you need to pet us and we’ll shut up!
(they bring flowers to the grandmothers)
Flower: Son, is this for me? Oh, the first bouquet in 50 years! Let me kiss you! (throws himself on the first one’s neck, then jumps into his arms) All my life I wanted to be carried in your arms!
Matryona: (says to the one who is holding)- Look, son, you are responsible for those you tamed!
(The man hands the Flower to the second, who gives it back)
Matryona: Oh, look, hands down!
(The men with Flower go backstage)
Matryona: And for you dear "Valenki" - dance group «______________.»
“Summer Blues” – ______________.
Matryona: Wow, you look fine! You can’t say it’s because of a hangover.
Flower: Oh, Matryona, after what happened yesterday - I socialite!
Matryona: What a lioness you are, you socialite! Do you even remember what happened yesterday?
Flower: (pointing to one part of the head) This is where I remember (pointing to another part of the head) I don’t remember here. What happened?
Matryona: What happened, there was a party. They let the pig in, but you are gone. You're down the drain.
Flower: Fathers! How did I get through?
Matryona: You're a socialite. You can fit into any pipe.
Flower: Yes Yes Yes. Well, what happened next?
Matryona: And then the dance group “______________.” In our program, from an urban settlement, the head is ______________..
“Round dance” – dance group “______________.”
“How cool” - Spanish. ______________. – laureate of the festival of military patriotic songs “North Wind” in the city of Sovetsky and the competition of the festival “Let there always be sunshine” in Nyagan.
“I’m standing at a stop” - Spanish. N______________.
"Chukotka" - Spanish. Dance Team "______________."
“Parnushka” – pop theater. Miniature "______________."
“Lullaby for Mom” – Spanish. ______________.
“Lady” – solo number, Spanish. ______________.
“Hooked” - Spanish. ______________.
Flower: ABOUT! Look, yesterday he sent me a text message. “I miss you, smack!” Wow, "Smacks"! He kisses me.
Matryona: Well, give it here. “I miss you, schmuck!”
Flower:“I miss you...” That's a goat!!!
Matryona: And you are an accountant, an accountant.
(mobile phone call signs are issued again)
Flower: (answers the call) Yes? Yes, hello, hello my baby. Of course I will come, you are my miracle in feathers. (already Matryona) Sergei Zverev called. I invited you to do highlighting tomorrow.
Matryona: Where?
Flower: Somewhere in the cabin.
Matryona: Expensive, Klav?
Flower: Nonsense. We agreed on barter with him.
Matryona: Is it like barter?
Flower: And I promised to listen to him sing for two hours.
Matryona: Inexpensive, yes. Well, go listen to him, but I like to listen to others, I really like our boys ______________. Now they will sing, and you go listen to Zverev.
“Love to Tears” – duet ______________.
“Rose from frost” – Spanish. Dance Team "______________."
“The road to mother” – art. wok Gr. "______________."
“New” – pop theater. Miniature "______________."
"Hip-hop" - dance. Number of "______________."
"Bachelorette Party" - wok. Gr. "______________."
Matryona: What is this?, Natasha Rostova’s first ball?
Flower: You don’t understand anything, I’m going to the competition Miss – 2012-
Matryona: What is this among aliens or what? Humanoid in a corset...
Flower: You don’t understand anything, you see it’s written...
Matryona: It’s written, I see, Look at the shapes of the contestants. What about you? You're an X-ray in a skirt. Do you have 90-60-90?
Flower: Of course there is, 90-60-90, this is my blood pressure in the morning.
Matryona: And look at their age, no older than 19 years!
Flower: So I turned 10 yesterday!
Matryona: How old were you then?
Flower: 19.
Matryona: ???
Flower: With a ponytail.
Matryona: (Looking around). Pull your tail in, anaconda. Someone else will come.
Flower: You do not understand anything. The older the wine, the tastier it is.
Matryona: Can you hear it, vinegar? How did it occur to you to participate in such a competition? Those who look like Miss are the next participants of our concert.
And so, for you:
“Dance of the Sun and Fire” - Spanish. Dance Team "______________."
“Mom’s dear eyes” - Spanish. ______________.
“You are the most beautiful” - Spanish. ______________.
“Vostochny” – dance group “______________.”
“But you don’t give it to me” - Spanish. Wok. Gr. "______________."
Matryona:
It smelled like March and spring,
But winter holds fast.
The number eight is not simple -
The holiday is coming to our homes.
Flower:
Here the words needed are:
To be more valuable than gold.
So that all of you, dear ones,
Smiled young!
Matryona:
Happy March 8th!
Happy spring holiday!
Flower:
With the first flowers in this bright hour!
Congratulations to grandmothers, congratulations to women!
Matryona:
We wish everyone happiness,
Flower:
Joy,
Together:
Good luck!!!
Dear friends, this is our festive concert ends, but the holiday continues in our cozy foyer, which opens at 10 pm, we are waiting for you for the evening of relaxation “Chershe-lyafam”
Happy holiday dear women, see you again.