What are some birthday quotes? Variety! Many of them are collected on this page. Birthday related quotes will perhaps show you this holiday from a different perspective. Therefore, read them with pleasure.
Most reliable way remember your wife's birthday - forget it at least once.
Joseph Kossman
Birthdays hurt a person's self-esteem. Especially in the morning...
(Birthdays take a toll on state of mind. Especially in the morning.)
Erich Maria Remarque. Three comrades
Happy birthday, I wish you happiness in your personal life, Pooh!
Winnie the Pooh
Everyone has a birthday, quotes about it are collected on this page.
I always thought that a birthday is such a holiday, and age has nothing to do with it... It turned out, on the contrary, a holiday has nothing to do with a birthday.
Pavel Sanaev. Bury Me Behind the Baseboard
Birthdays, like Christmas, are made for disappointment. It’s always feigned, pre-planned fun - it’s always blown to the temple: “Have fun, whoever they tell you to!”
John Galsworthy. dark flower
Lord, why?! But we agreed! Let others grow old, not me!
Joey "Joe" Tribbiani - Friends
There are a variety of sayings about birthdays and each of them is interesting in its own way.
I don’t have any traditions associated with my birthday, because I have my own attitude towards this holiday. I believe that my birthday is not my merit.
Arkady Mikhailovich Arkanov
Only a fool would celebrate the years of death's approach.
George Bernard Shaw
In Armenia for a birthday good boys They give you a list of bad girls.
KVN - Back and forth (Simferopol)
Birthday as personal New Year. You can take stock and make plans.
Elchin Safarli. You were promised to me
There is no meaning to a birthday. But even though he is not there, there are feelings. People want to celebrate you being born into this world.
Ramza - Little Witch Academia
I hate birthdays... For me it's evolution. I don't celebrate the past. I prefer the present and the future.
Karl Lagerfeld
On birthdays, everything seems to escalate. At some point, you realize with complete clarity that another year has passed.
Fiona Barton. Widow
Mother! Today is my birthday, if you still remember, and not nine days!
Verka Serduchka (Svetlana Markovna) - Chasing two birds with one stone
Kupitman invites everyone to his birthday. Everyone, this means even such rubbish as you.
Doctor Andrey Evgenievich Bykov – Interns
I'm eating cake because it's someone's birthday!
Lana Del Rey
The end of your suffering and disappointment.
And immediately the good weather comes,
When to you or him, when, well, it doesn’t matter to whom,
but not for me! -
on your birthday they will give you a pot without honey.
Winnie the Pooh
A birthday is a holiday when characters from the present gather, remember the past and wish for an even better future.
Smeshariki
A birthday is when the insurance company calls you with congratulations...
Heesung Nam. Lunar sculptor
In my opinion, this is some kind of nonsense, to be glad that another year of your life has passed and you have become one step closer to the grave.
Lyusya Lyutikova. All good girls go to heaven
Everyone here will find birthday aphorisms that they liked more than others.
Your life experience is rich
Has not weakened or faded away,
And today we are with this date
We sincerely congratulate you!
Wise birthday greetings to the birthday boy
Happy birthday!
And with all our hearts we wish,
Be cheerful, pretty,
Young and energetic.
Never grieve
Sleep tight, tight at night,
To have such power
To always remain sweet -
For the legal spouse,
And maybe a friend can do something else.
May your health be good
Your home will not forget happiness,
Lots of joy, warmth,
May fate be kind
So that youth does not become sluggish,
So that old age does not know.
Original wise greetings on your birthday
Let the years rush by - no problem;
Time heals the wound.
And let them go forever
Adversity and fog.
And what is light for the soul,
Let it stay with you.
On this day we wish that
Whatever you want yourself.
Wise congratulations to a friend on her birthday
We congratulate you all
Today with a random date!
We wish that your life
She was happy and at ease!
You look good in any dress -
After all, a proud posture,
Intelligence, femininity, your soul -
Diamond, and everything else – cut!
And we want you
It remained like this for many years,
So that all your dreams come true,
So that everything would be, and not seem...
So that there is happiness and love,
Health, joy - everything according to estimate,
To feel everything again and again,
That it’s not in vain that you live in the world!
Cool, wise birthday greetings from a friend
Do not trust, do not fear, do not ask -
Remember the simple rules,
And carry it through your life
Always dignity and strength!
…..(name), I want to tell you,
That anything can happen in life,
But the main thing is not to lose heart,
And life is easy and prosperous!
Beautiful wise verse-congratulations on your birthday
And now your day has come again,
Your date has come again,
May everything be fine on this day
And fun from dawn to dusk!
May there be more light in your life,
And kindness and earthly joy,
We are always warmed by your smile,
We share sadness and joy with you!
May love protect you
Let joy overflow
The betrothed idolizes
Let happiness not leave!
All smiles for you today,
All flowers for you today.
And may God give you in abundance
Health, happiness, beauty.
Wise birthday greetings
Take care of yours early years,
Take care of your young days -
They fly by unnoticed
And they will not return again.
Live, love, count the minutes -
They can be very good.
But without recognizing the person,
Don't open your soul to him.
A short, wise birthday greeting
In this joyful moment of birthday
There is no reason to sigh and be sad.
We do not celebrate the date of aging,
And the day when you began to live!
Even if not small years,
If there is little joy in fate,
Even if there are adversities -
Life is beautiful in itself!
Wise birthday greetings for a man
Let the stars shine in your eyes,
Let happiness sparkle like champagne,
May tears never shine in them,
And let sadness not knock on your heart.
Let this day be like the song of a nightingale,
Bad weather will erase all the gloomy days.
May your life be like the May dawn
Brings happiness in the palms of your hands every day!
Wise birthday greetings to a woman
What is women's happiness? In bouquets of flowers?
In hot kisses?
In the trembling of lips or in the magic of words?
In dreams consisting of several dreams?
In the rays rising sun?
What is happiness for women?
What to wish? This time the question
Smiles of happiness - this is not new
Everyone is congratulating me like this now,
But we want it not this way, but differently.
May life be full of miracles,
And the road is all covered in flowers,
Let the stars fall from the sky
Only to your doorstep
And on this day we sincerely wish
All earthly blessings in the world and goodness
Happy birthday, warmest congratulations
We wish you happiness, joy, health and warmth!
Happy Birthday greetings wise in verse
Forget about all the sorrows
Forget about grief.
Today is your holiday,
Today is my birthday.
Don't be sad that it's unnoticeable
So many years have flown by.
I wish you happiness from the bottom of my heart,
For your long, long life.
Congratulations-poem for your birthday
There is no recipe for longevity
However, everyone dreams about him.
Health in life for many years
We wish you with all our hearts.
It doesn't matter to you
If you strive for a goal big
Always stay young
Never grow old at heart.
Wise congratulations in prose for your birthday
Happy Birthday! I wish you not to experience irreparable losses and intelligently adjust your outlook on life so that you are always happy.
The collection includes quotes about a person’s birthday: - Elvis is the king and I am the queen. Did I tell you that my birthday is the anniversary of his death? Madonna
- Dava, stop. Look, we missed your birthday for four years. You didn't mean to, I respect you. And I don’t want the fifth one anymore. Liquidation
- There is nothing worse than growing old alone. My wife has not celebrated her birthday for seven years now. Robert Orben
- Birthday is a holiday of childhood, and there is no escape from it.
- When is your birthday? - Today. - We must not forget to congratulate you.
- Birthdays?! This rainy days and black and white cinema. Heath Ledger
- Only on your birthday do you find out how many unnecessary things there are in the world. Mikhail Zhvanetsky
- Name days are organized so that our friends can get rid of unnecessary things that they received on their own name days. Anonymous
- Middle age: when all you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Anonymous
- As a boy, I was happy about my birthday, but now you get upset - the numbers are scary. Ilya Erenburg
- Happy birthday and all the bullshit that goes with it! Vanilla Sky
- For their birthday, good boys should be given a list of bad girls.
- Happy birthday, I wish you happiness in your personal life, Pooh! Winnie the Pooh
- Normal children get a car for their sixteenth birthday, not a country! How to become a princess
- Memory is what tells us that yesterday was our wife's birthday. Mario Rocco
- I won't celebrate my birthday - I'm on a diet.
- Place the card in front of you, pour it and drink with you!
- One year closer to the tender embrace of death. Smallville
- The surest way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it at least once. Joseph Kossman
- When they remember your birthday it’s nice, when they forget it’s economical!
At fifty, I proudly thought: that’s half a century! At sixty I was already quite scared. Do you know how I celebrated my seventieth birthday? She painted her face black, put on a black African wig, and put on black dress and hung a black wreath over the door.
In general, it’s not a birthday, but a wake for years spent in vain.
When the stork brought me to my parents, they laughed for a long time and at first wanted to take the stork, but then they changed their minds and took me.
The birthday girl’s privilege is the opportunity to wash the dishes herself after the feast in honor of her birthday.
A birthday is a holiday when a new annual ring is formed under the cerebral cortex.
And yet, the saddest holiday is your birthday! And it always follows the same scenario - a box of beer, a box of vodka... an encounter with a toilet...
Birthdays are a pleasant thing, but in large doses they are deadly.
It’s nice to be remembered, but it’s often cheaper to be forgotten.
When they remember your birthday it’s nice, when they forget it’s economical!
Birthdays are always someone else's, and you have to give gifts.
I am an extraordinary person, but still not to such an extent that I remember the moment and circumstances of my birth.
If the name were not pronounced in toasts on birthdays, it would be impossible to guess who they were talking about.
As you know, a childhood holiday is a birthday. And no one will ever get away from him, no matter what the weather...
If it comes down to a cake on your birthday, it means it was a failure.
Name days are organized so that our friends can get rid of unnecessary things that they received on their own name days.
As a rule, your closest friends are the last to congratulate you on your birthday.
A good husband never remembers his wife's age, but always remembers her birthday.
Memory is what tells us that yesterday was our wife's birthday.
Happy coming of age to me! From this day on, I can forget about all my parents’ prohibitions and do whatever I want! First, I put my finger in the socket and lick the swing in the cold!
Only on your birthday do you find out how many unnecessary things there are in the world.
It's a complete mess when you celebrate your thirtieth birthday at McDonald's.
The most bright days Birthdays usually coincide with the birthday person's payday.
The surest way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it at least once.
Middle age: when all you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Thank you! Thank you everyone, it’s very nice! I'm really grateful to you! If you're late or forgot, sorry, I've already deleted you.
Birthday gifts fall into two categories: those we don't like and those we don't receive.
Only a fool would celebrate the years of death's approach.
Life is designed in such a way that you go to the funerals of those you love and the anniversaries of those you can’t stand.
There is nothing worse than growing old alone. My wife has not celebrated her birthday for seven years now.
It’s rightfully my selfish day! Congratulations to myself dear!!!
What to do with the person who was the first to celebrate his birthday? Killing is not enough.
As one comedian put it, you need to be able to laugh at yourself, and why not smile at the funny statements of other people. Laughter is important for human health and morale. It prolongs life, promotes a positive perception of events, and shows that you definitely shouldn’t be discouraged in any situation. Let's dive into a whole list of funny sayings that may be useful for expanding your vocabulary.
Sometimes one short sentence can lift your mood for the whole day. The most funny phrases a person often pronounces without thinking. That's why they turn out to be incredibly funny.
Here are ten phrases that can make you smile and make you think.
- The son of an avid poker player cannot understand whether his father loves him or not.
- A small group of smart climbers have circumnavigated Mount Everest. – It’s not for nothing that they say that a smart person doesn’t go uphill.
- Recently my wife said: “We are not close enough for me to weigh myself in front of you!”
- Wisdom does not always come with age; sometimes old age comes alone.
- When a compliment doesn’t make you happy: “Darling, there is no woman better than you! Yesterday I was convinced of this again!”
- Modern world: There is no more tragic story in the world than the one about the lost Internet.
- A little about education: a diploma allows you to make mistakes much more confidently.
- An optimist is confident that he lives in the best of all worlds. The pessimist is afraid that this is true. – What does a realist do?
- Born yourself - help another. – A very effective motto of China.
- Don't be afraid to do what you don't know how to do. The main thing to remember is that the ark was built by an amateur, while professionals built the Titanic.
Funny phrases from films
A great way to cheer up is to watch a good movie. Let's remember the funny moments from Soviet and other films.
- Here I am walking beautifully along the street, and the men around me are falling and falling... And they themselves are stacked in piles! (Film “Girls”).
- Either aristocrats or degenerates drink champagne in the morning! ("The Diamond Arm").
- If a woman asks for something, you must give it to her. Otherwise she will take it herself. (“The Man from the Boulevard des Capucines”).
- Make a mysterious face, fool! ("Dog's heart").
- Well, citizens are alcoholics, hooligans, parasites... Who wants to work today? (“Operation Y and other adventures of Shurik”).
- I have no time to look after. You are attractive, I am damn attractive. Why waste time? I'm waiting at midnight. (“An Ordinary Miracle”).
- - How did you end up in the Spanish monastery?
- I took it for a brothel. Easy to confuse. ("Pirates of the Caribbean").
- You dream of playing as a striker, but they use you as a ball. ("Taxi")
- - If I were your wife, I would leave too. - If you were my wife, I would hang myself! (“Ivan Vasilyevich is changing his profession”).
- - Who writes? - Anonymous. - God gave me a surname. (“Queen of the Gas Station”)
Funny phrases to cheer you up
The main thing is to maintain a positive attitude. Here are a few phrases that will come in handy at a time when the mood doesn’t want to rise at all, people only get upset, things fall, and wages don’t grow.
- A little philosophy: The attitude towards others depends greatly on why they surrounded you.
- We describe our state correctly: I’m in such a good mood today that I can’t say it in a fairy tale or formulate it with obscenities.
- Who said that laziness cannot be combined with a rebellious spirit: I lie on the couch all day and nothing can stop me, because I have no brakes!
- Always go towards your dreams. Tired of walking? Then crawl. No strength to crawl? Feel free to lie down and lie in the direction of your dreams.
- Why did you decide that I am vindictive? I have a very bad memory, I have to write everything down.
- There is an opinion that Orange color can improve your mood. Tip: Scatter five thousand dollar bills throughout the house. Great mood guaranteed!
- I came to work in no mood. She ruined it for everyone. I sit and smile.
- When even a vacation in the garden is perceived with humor: And everywhere I went. I didn’t go to the Maldives, I didn’t go to Cyprus, I didn’t even go to Greece. I'm thinking about where to go this year.
- Everyone has a hobby. Some people collect stamps, others collect ship models. My husband has been assembling a wardrobe from Ikea for three years.
- Even if I fall face first into the mud, it will be healing.
Funny phrases for conversation
Let's replenish lexicon funny expressions.
- I was about to leave, but then they poured it again.– There is always a reason to stay.
- We don’t need someone else’s, but we will definitely take ours, no matter whose it is.– How to stupefy your interlocutor.
- I would look at you forever - through an optical sight.- But sincerely and sincerely.
- I don't know how it should be, but you're doing it wrong. – A very relevant phrase.
- Being bitten by mosquitoes, he fell into the sin of foul language.- A witty explanation.
- I'm not slow - I just think smoothly.- Not a bad excuse
- Why do I need a waist? I'm married now.- Really.
- Tell me, should I help you or not interfere?
- If your conscience torments you at night, try sleeping during the day.
Hitting on girls funny phrases
- Girl, help me. I bought pasta, but I have no idea what to do with it (if I answered with advice, then I add: “Can I always consult with you?”).
- Girl, how much is your smile worth? I would love to buy one!
- Would you like me to give you a ride on the escalator?
- You obviously don't like men. To be honest, me too.
- What do you think a nice man should say to a nice girl when he meets him on the street, so as not to be rejected?
- I have amnesia - haven’t I approached you yet?
- Can you tell me what time it is? My watch suddenly went backwards.
- I collect signatures of the cutest girls. Could you put yours?
- Pretends to pick up a bill from the floor. “Girl, is this yours? Not yours? It turns out I found it! Maybe we can drink it together?”
- A man walks past the girl, then turns sharply and asks: “Didn’t you just pinch me?.. No?.. It’s a pity...”
Funny catchphrases
Phrases said precisely to the point can help you get ready and lift your spirits even in the most exciting moment. Some words describe what is happening so vividly that you want to include them in your vocabulary and delight people with the sharpness of your own expressions.
Phrases from the resilient actress Faina Ranevskaya:
- “If a patient wants to live, then medicine is powerless”
- “Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house and the alarm clock rings”
- “Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.”
What are V.S.’s performances worth? Chernomyrdin, who created new themes for parodists:
- “We will live badly, but not for long.”
Chaplin on women:
- “A woman can make any billionaire man a millionaire.”
Mikhail Zadornov about life:
- “The most harmful thing is life. Everyone dies from it."
- “They lived happily ever after until they met each other!”
Mark Twain on important matters:
- “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
From the film “Moscow Doesn’t Believe in Tears”
- “Sometimes you hear such nonsense, but it turns out to be a point of view”
- “Don’t teach me, better help me financially.”
Funny phrases of children
Children are spontaneous, open to everything new, they have a vivid imagination, which sometimes surprises adults. Small child and older children easily find a non-standard answer in any situation, and their philosophical thoughts They make you not only smile, but also think.
How to ask for what you really want:
- - Ma-a-am, I’m thirsty. Just not milk... and not tea... Compote. Or juice. Or better yet, chocolate!
Children's friendship:
- I ask my five-year-old son:
- Dima, do you have a friend Vova?
- Yes.
- Doesn’t he offend anyone in kindergarten?
- Mom, we offend together. We're best friends!
- - Mom, can I go for a walk?
- With this hole in the tights?
- No, with Svetka from the third floor.
Cunning:
- - Mom, let's get a brother or sister. Dad won’t even notice, he’s always at work anyway.
Children need to be surprised:
- My daughter got stuck to the rattles in the store.
Mother says:
- Let's go to another department. Maybe there is something more interesting there.
The daughter answers:
- Okay, surprise me.
From Unified State Exam essays in social studies:
- If you can’t live in society, the only thing left to do is live with a girl.
When a child asks smart questions:
- “Mom, why did you teach me to talk and walk, and now you make me sit silently?”
Excerpts from essays on Russian language and literature:
- “He lived with the horse for twenty years...”
- “At first the geese swam smoothly, and then they began to make movements under the lambada. This is the last dance."
- “Today’s marriages are like the union of a tick and a dog. But the situation is worsened by the fact that usually there are two ticks and not a single dog in a marriage.”
Funny short birthday phrases
Toasts are often made on birthdays. Long toasts are not always perceived by ear, especially if they are too serious. Therefore, you can please your guests with funny short toasts and wishes.
- Let's drink to your coffin, dear friend. A coffin that will be made from a hundred-year-old oak tree that has not yet been planted.
- In ancient times, or not very long ago. or maybe it was a long time ago. Okay... Lived... or maybe lived... Doesn't matter! Let's drink to the birthday boy!
- A little arithmetic: a dacha is “0”, a car and a garage are “0”, an apartment is “0”, money is “0”, health is “1”. Let's drink to the fact that the life of our birthday boy will consist of one unit and then many, many zeros.
- Nature in each of the people rises either as grains or as weeds. This toast is for watering the first and tearing out the second. Let's drink, friends, to the birthday boy who managed to grow a beautiful garden within himself!
- D Let's drink to the hadron collider, and to the fact that in an hour no one will be able to utter this word.
- There is no need to run after a woman like a runaway bus. Remember that the next bus is behind you.
Let's drink to ensuring that buses run as often as possible! - A streak of failure often turns out to be an upswing.
Here's to our joyful prospects on this runway! - Let's drink so that you have everything and you have nothing for it!
- Dear friend, I wish you always have a light heart and heavy pockets!
Funny phrases of wishes
- I wish your whole life to be dirty and dark...
Let the money be like dirt, and happiness makes your eyes darken. - Buddy,
Remember, we will always come to your rescue...
And the more revenue, the better!
- I wish you to have everything in this life: both expected pleasures and pleasant surprises!
- Today is your birthday,
This means you need to have a blast!
After all, you will have a whole year,
To have time to recover a little!
- You say “hello” to me!
And I say “hello!” to you.
It’s great that we both say hello!
- Congratulations, my “old stick”! I wish you incredible fun, love without boundaries and health like a horse!
- I would like to wish you a very modest life. For a car without a roof, only old wine, and blue cheese.
- Congratulations! Live without enemies and without horns, have success and dreams without interference.
- Friend, on your holiday I feel like a Bedouin in the desert who has not seen water... I really want to drink!
- Let's drink to the birthday girl, in whose honor such wonderful, cheerful, worthy and modest people like us have gathered!
Funny phrases from cartoons
And now funny phrases from your favorite cartoon characters.
- “Where it’s flabby, there’s tenderness!” (Kung Fu Panda)
- Good advice: “Never say: “I was mistaken,” rather say, “Wow, how interesting it turned out!” ( glacial period)
- - So where is this damn creature?
- Inside. Waiting for us to save her.
- No, I'm talking about the dragon (Shrek)
- – As they say – leave your ass in the past!
- No, leave the past behind you! (Timon and Pumbaa)
- “If the interior depressurizes, put on oxygen mask so that other passengers do not see the horror on your face..." (Madagascar)
- “You made me dress up as a modest rabbit, and chose a bright and beautiful suit for yourself. This is not comradely" (Kopatych from the cartoon "Smeshariki")
- “Well, who leaves a child alone at the skating rink? what if I break and fall” (Masha and the Bear).
- - Mr. Krabs, but I had a dream!
- So what? And I had kidney stones. Time heals everything, my boy (SpongeBob).
- “Who, for example, is the ultimate king here? No one? So I’ll be the first!” (Last year's snow fell)
- “The right company is the kind of company where they will treat me to something and listen to my Grumpy with pleasure.” (Winnie the Pooh)
Odessa funny phrases
Learn to joke sparklingly when communicating and always find a witty answer to any question - great art. Odessa humor is distinguished by its uniqueness and the fact that it is born precisely in the course of conversations. That's why it's so lively and diverse. Let's look at the humor in the dialogues of Odessa residents, who can incredibly quickly find original answers to any questions.
- Self-irony:
- Faina, describe your appearance.
- You can get used to it...
- - Syoma, do you love your wife?
- Certainly! Why is she worse than others? - The main thing is persistence:
- Syoma, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go through it again? - A reminder in the toilet in one Jewish family: “Don’t just sit there, think about something.”
- Marriage:
- Do you agree to take Faina as your wife?
- Do you have better options? - “God protects those who are careful,” thought the bride when he ran out of paste in his pen during the marriage registration.
- Grandma really liked Skype.
- No, just look at what useful thing! It’s like there are guests, but there’s no need to feed them.
- - Darling, you and I have only been married for the first day, and we’re already about to quarrel...
- I’ve been waiting for this day for two years! - - Benya, I still promise you that in six years we will live better than in this Europe!
- Why will this happen to them?
- A little Odessa hospitality:
- Oh, dears, come again! It’s so good without you later!
Funny phrases in pictures
Funny phrases for a guy
To please your beloved one, you can send him a funny message. Let's see what girls write to their husbands and fiancés.
- Dear, I don’t know how to tell you this...So, I took a test today...and it turns out we are a perfect match!
- I want you and me to have more in common. Let's get a kitten!
- Yesterday I accidentally caught the bride's bouquet. Is there something you want to tell me?
- Dear, I’m late because I’ve been looking for my broom for a long time.
- Don't be afraid of your desires, be afraid of mine!
- You are a treacherous homewrecker, why did you break up the couple? I can't find my second sock.
- Please help me find information! Look on the Internet how to tell your loved one that I scratched the car, and at the same time get new phone for a birthday.
- She parked the horse, defeated the monster and cooked it for dinner. I'm sitting and waiting for you, my prince!
- Darling! The girls and I decided to have a drink. I will definitely call. Don't pick up the phone.
- Darling, I am incredibly happy for you! After all, you married so well.
Funny phrases with meaning
Phrases that not only sound funny, but are also fraught with meaning certain meaning and life's truth.
- Attention! On the slippery porch quantity cultured people halved!
- The genius is sleeping soundly within me. But a fool never sleeps!
- In order not to accidentally call his wife by the name of his mistress Anastasia, the husband took the cat and named it Nastya.
- Wife: Let's buy a car, I'll learn to drive, at least we'll see the world! Husband: which light - this one or that one?
- Sappers do not understand the phrase: we must learn from our mistakes.
- Wife to husband: I'm not going to accept you for who you are. I'm not a military registration and enlistment office!
- Why do I look great in the mirror, but the camera shows the opposite?
- Money is not the main thing. The main thing is their quantity.
- How to get a girl to like you: you need to be strong, handsome, rich or just a cat.
- About the alcoholic feast: at first it was good, then even better, then so good that it’s still bad!
Funny phrases with names
Funny phrases for girls
These phrases can not only make a girl smile, but also tease her. They should be used with caution.
- Girl, you have very beautiful legs! One is more beautiful than the other.
- I want to invite you to dinner and breakfast at the same time.
- You are so beautiful that it’s scary to look at!
- Girl, do you believe in love with the first person you meet? I'm ready to be him.
- Can you help me go left? (Dangerous phrase when dating).
- In the bus:
I can’t reach the handrail, I’ll hold on to you. - In the elevator:
Girl, aren't you scared of being stuck in an elevator with a maniac like me? - You have a very predatory look, you are probably hungry.
- You are so beautiful that you don't need makeup. Leave it a little though.
- You believe in love at first sight. No? Perhaps I'll come by again.
Funny phrases that will make you cry
- Relevant for online correspondence:
Write a little louder, I can't hear you here. - Great people lived so little! Something is not going well with me today.
- I'm ready to do anything for money. Even go to work.
- My wife is very good. Others are even worse.
- So much has been written about the dangers of smoking that I firmly decided not to read any more.
- Optimism is just a lack of information.
- I tried to drown my problems in cognac, but they surfaced.
- The girl decided to take revenge on the guy and married him.
- A first grade student came to Christmas tree dressed as a squirrel, which greatly frightened the guard Mikhail.
- The tale of the sleeping beauty once again shows that there is always a person who will wake you up.
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Funny phrases about work
Even work should be taken with humor. Here are a few phrases that can cheer up colleagues in the middle of the work week.
- I almost live at work. And wages are only decreasing. Probably deducted for accommodation.
- If a girl suddenly becomes silent, it means she wants to say something.
- You can't trust a woman who doesn't hide her weight. She won't hesitate to say anything.
- The smarter a woman is, the more stupid things she does.
- A man chases a woman for so long until she catches him herself.
- You can interrupt a woman with impunity only with a compliment.
- If men knew what women were thinking, they would behave more confidently.
- Real men always achieve what women want from them.
- Women forgive their men, even if they are not to blame for anything.
- Women still know how to keep secrets. However, they do it together.
- A girl can tell her friend for several hours that she has no words.
I love working in a team. It's easy to blame others.
Funny phrases about women
Finally funny and wise expressions about the beautiful half of humanity.