Celebrate holidays big company fun and interesting. But only if planned entertainment program. Without it, the celebration will turn into banal eating and empty talk. If you take charge of organizing the holiday, you need to think through everything carefully and prepare in advance. Room decoration, menu, music - all these are important components of the party. Most importantly, don’t forget to prepare competitions, games and quizzes. Guests will be absolutely delighted if you read to them comic predictions. Short and funny, a little touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.
Crystal ball
Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and his loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include a visit from a famous witch into your evening scenario. You can act in her role yourself or involve one of the invitees. Have a speech planned out in advance and the show can begin.
A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, they work best in poetry. Write them down on small sheets of paper, then roll them into a tube. You can age the paper using regular strong tea leaves or, conversely, paint the tubes in bright colors. Place these mysterious packages in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one balloon to each guest's chair. They will not even suspect that behind their backs there are comic predictions, short and funny. In the middle of the evening the witch appears!
The fun begins
The witch is dressed according to her image, in her hands is a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, looks at everyone with a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in it! Want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will now appear behind your backs! Take from them what was sent to you by higher powers!”
Everything will come true
Guests can start popping the balls and take out the packages. Now the real fun begins! short and funny will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:
- soon you will meet love, you will get married again;
- as soon as you put on a red hairpiece, you will receive a million in a day;
- You’ll fly up the career ladder and quickly catch your boss;
- you will never go bald, your hair is protected by a lucky star;
- soon in your house you will hear children's roar, laughter and stomping, and the potty, have fun soon, my friend;
- you will soon find a miraculous balm, you will be forever young, mischievous and lively;
- You wake up in the morning and there’s a foreign car outside your window. Didn’t you expect such a gift?
These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are ideal for colleagues. This number will be relevant at a corporate event for any holiday!
Gypsy motifs
The stereotype that all gypsies are fortune tellers is strong. So let’s not dispel it, but, on the contrary, let’s play up the funny situation. The gypsy Aza will come to you for the holiday straight from the camp that goes into the sky! He will stop by for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it’s very easy to make: you’ll need a colorful long skirt, a headscarf and more jewelry. Prepare humorous predictions in advance, short and best suited. Write them down on pieces of paper and put them in a beautiful box. The gypsy woman enters the room and explains that she found this chest by chance in her great-grandmother’s house. She opened it and saw a note there. She talked about how she should arrive at this house and distribute these sheets to those present.
Mysterious messages
The development of events may be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in poetry or prose. The gypsy herself can call guests and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!
- I see very clearly that you have a huge family. You will all live together, your son will go to serve in the army.
- A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
- A lot of money will fall on your head, and your friend will get rid of the disease.
- You will always have delicious food at home.
- There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
- Exactly at night your happiness will come.
- Very, very soon, I see you at sea!
Everyone will definitely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, young people and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!
All the best for children
If the house is planning children's party, be sure to prepare some entertainment for the kids. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Hold several games and competitions, let the smart people show off their intelligence in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, give the guys a good rest and refreshment, and you can start completing the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present comic predictions, short and funny, as a prize. This will be an unusual and interesting surprise for children! They will be happy to open the treasured notes and read the messages!
- very soon you will have new friends;
- V shopping center you just buy cool pants;
- when you hear a loud ringing, you will receive a new phone;
- you will get five A's, even though you study very poorly;
- they will ring, you open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
- soon everything will be great, you will have a red dachshund;
- your neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live a hundred years;
- in the coming month of October, luck will come to you;
Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.
School years
Not everyone likes going to school, but when they grow up, they remember these years and dream of going back to the past! Try to organize parties, discos, competitions and games for the children on every holiday. This way the class will become more friendly and united. At any event, you can present children with an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with hidden meaning.
- Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will only study for A's and attend all sections.
- This year you will find yourself, you will begin to write books and poems.
- Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
- They will send you to a running competition; you must prove yourself there.
- You need to start dancing and pump up your back muscles, your parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
- Sing like a nightingale, don’t be too shy on stage!
The children will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good things, then they will definitely come true!
It’s good if the group of Gypsies is large and of different ages, with tambourines and rattles in their hands. They can manipulate their scarves and shawls, making a “circle-dance” out of them, enclosing fortune tellers in it, and a “gate”, allowing the public into them. You can connect a theater group - a “gypsy” with a costumed “bear” performing various commands. It will be great if two or three guitarists perform gypsy songs live.
Characters:
Gypsy 1 (with fake cards),
Gypsy 2(with a large clay pot), Gypsy 3(with a chest),
Gypsy 4(with a huge wallet).
A group of Gypsies dance to the tune of Gypsy songs and pester the public, offering to tell fortunes.
Gypsy 1. Ay, chavale, young, blue-eyed, don’t look around, look at us. We feel in our gut that you want to know your destiny! Gild the pen, our precious one, we’ll spread out the cards like a fan - we’ll tell the whole truth, we won’t hide anything. The wolf is fed by the legs, and the gypsies are fed by cards!
Gypsy 4 (holds up a huge wallet)
Gypsy 1 Put some money in the gypsy wallet - as much as you don’t mind - and draw one card of any kind... Make sure you don’t go wrong!
The fortuneteller pulls out a card, Gypsy 1 explains its meaning. The cards are comic (several are included), so you can predict anything. Gypsy 2 steps forward, interrupting her.
Gypsy 2 . Ay, you are our diamond, brilliant, try your luck again -
Tell fortunes using the gypsy “prophetic pot”...
Show me the money! Round money - Gypsy dark-skinned.
The gypsy will tell you everything as it is about your fate - she won’t lie, the money won’t be wasted!
Gypsy 4 (extends the open and now empty wallet again):
Gypsy 2 Money right hand you quit
A left hand put it in the pot.
There's a lot in it, but don't take it all,
And choose one thing for yourself!
Objects are placed in a pot covered with a scarf. The fortuneteller, without looking, takes out an object from under the scarf, Gypsy 2 explains its meaning.
ITEMS FROM A GYpsy POT:
The ring means an imminent wedding, a change in your personal life.
A handkerchief means separation; disappointments are possible soon.
Flower - to success and prosperity in business, to popularity with the opposite sex.
Candy - to tempting offers, to an easy and sweet life.
A crust of bread - to life's trials, financial difficulties.
Button - to big family, to add to the family.
Coin - to profit, wealth, unexpected inheritance, the appearance of a financial patron.
Bird feather - for quick news, unexpected news, news.
The key is to a new house, apartment, housewarming, change of residence.
Horseshoe - to complete happiness in life.
A sliver - to good health.
Braid or tape - to long journey, long trip.
A bell - to quick joy, great fun.
Bean or beans - to family well-being, mutual understanding in the family, love of relatives.
After fortune telling, the removed item is returned to the pot. Gypsy 3 steps forward, interrupting Gypsy 2.
Gypsy 3. Oh, you are our yakhont, pearly, look:
Here is an old chest with the black hand of an old gypsy inside!
If you are brave at heart,
That hand will tell you fortunes for your good deed.
The most important thing is
So that you give Gypsy some paper money...
Gypsy 4 (puts out the empty wallet again):
Gypsy 3 And there will be copper money -
The gypsy will become harmful.
Throw some money
Open the chest carefully!
The fortuneteller opens the chest, there are notes with predictions rolled into tubes.
Take any scroll, but don’t overdo it,
Don't wake up the old gypsy's black hand!
At the moment when the fortuneteller takes the note, Gypsy 3 puts the “old gypsy’s hand” through the back wall, decorated with black fringe, and covers his hand.
The hand is a rubber glove stuffed with a sealant with scraps of wool and nails glued on. Then the fortuneteller is asked to read the removed note out loud.
NOTES OF THEIR GYpsy CHEST:
Beware of casual connections, it can cause a big problem.
Refuse offers to go out at someone else's expense. Remember: free cheese is only in a mousetrap. They will calculate with interest!
The event you are planning will not succeed. If you want to be happy, change your plans!
Soon you will become the object of adoration, but do not give yourself entirely to feelings, they may be false!
You may lose something very important, be careful!
In the near future you will experience undoubted success in all financial matters.
With a little effort on your part, this year it is possible to change your place of work to another with better conditions.
In the near future, outbursts of anger are coming from your boss. Be alert and be able to adequately repel undeserved attacks!
There is a possibility of becoming the subject of unpleasant gossip, try to behave more carefully, then perhaps you will be able to avoid this.
Try to become friends with the person you are avoiding. Soon he will be able to help you in your difficult situation.
Your living conditions may change.
The wind of distant wanderings awaits you.
Your marital status may soon change.
Your frank confessions to your friends will play a bad joke on you.
You are hiding a secret that is tormenting you. Isn't it time to open up to your loved ones?
The long-awaited promotion is just a stone's throw away from you, put in a little effort!
You will be able to make ends meet, and from now on you will confidently stay afloat.
You have taken one wrong step. Hurry up to fix it, otherwise you will lose the most precious thing you have!
Unexpected wealth awaits you, but don’t lose your head, don’t forget about your loved ones!
Stop throwing dust in the eyes of others, show them your true essence. You are not as bad as you think you are.
In the near future you will become the owner of a new property.
Something that you do not expect will happen, but if you approach the issue wisely, then everything will work out in your favor.
In your destiny, everything depends only on you. Be a little more persistent, go towards your intended goal, and everything will work out!
Soon you will have a very influential patron.
In the near future you will meet a new interesting acquaintance.
Wait for the good news, everything will change for the better soon.
Start paying more attention to yourself, love yourself, you absolutely need this.
Avoid heavy meals and fun companies: it’s time to listen to your health, otherwise it will be too late!
Do not lend money: there is a chance that it will not come back to you.
Hurry up on vacation, go to the sea, this year an extraordinary holiday romance awaits you with a continuation that will depend only on you!
New unexpected expenses await you.
By the end of the year, a new source of financial well-being will appear.
Be careful, don’t play with fire, your intentions threaten you with big troubles!
Gypsy 4. Ay, blue-winged dove, don’t trust the gypsies...
And especially... young gypsies!
Together. Live, dear, according to your conscience!
You can use ready-made texts (written on postcards, etc.)
1. Happiness will come to your home,
This year will be generous.
2. Fun, joy and smiles
Playing the violin will give you.
3. You need to get a dacha,
So as not to weave intrigues.
4. Get yourself a dog -
You will avoid intrigue and fighting.
5. Don’t spare your legs -
Hit the goal more often.
6. Do exercises in the morning -
You will not be exposed to colds and winds.
7. Don't go to karaoke
Watch your figure:
You're on the verge of risk -
Don't ruin your registration.
8. I'll tell you a secret:
Charging will increase strength,
Not the Internet.
9. You will study “excellently”
If you behave yourself.
10. A surprise awaits you:
Going on a cruise this summer.
11. A package is waiting for you -
There will be some mushrooms in it.
12. Don’t go to the forest tomorrow -
The snow had completely disappeared there.
13. Tomorrow you go to the river -
You will meet the prince along the way.
14. You’re looking in the wrong place, friend:
It's dangerous there - don't go.
15. Let the tree stand until March -
Protects the house from the wolf.
16. You memorize carols -
They are better than doctors.
17. Do a round dance more often -
Pies all year round will be sweeter.
18. They will bring you gifts,
But they require rewards.
19. Don’t forget to congratulate everyone -
Then you won't miss out on success.
20. Don’t spend the night on the Internet –
You won't meet an earthly prince there.
21. Eat more carrots -
You will be healthy and agile!
22. “Don’t sit on the stove” -
The tears will be hot.
23. Develop your mind in your studies -
You will be a moneybag in life.
24. A traveler knocks on the house -
Give silver.
25. If there is someone in mind,
Smile and he will notice.
26. Two roads ahead -
Don't go along the curve:
There will be no happiness there -
Just cold, bad weather.
27. If you meet a young man -
Give him some cold meat
If his mother -
Give her some porridge!
28. There are many stars in the sky,
But go your own way:
Don't strive to where heaven is -
You will be overwhelmed with grief.
29. Have a good heart -
Don’t you dare whitewash your enemies.
30. You will achieve a lot,
If you hum.
31. Don’t throw your boots to the wind:
The groom-to-be won't notice him.
Stand by the road yourself and shout:
- My feet are frozen!
The betrothed will come and take you to the registry office.
32. In the year of the Goat, don’t be a goat -
The house will be a full cup.
33. When the sheep gives a fur coat,
The wolf will not become kinder
The goat will not become anyone.
34. When the Year of the Sheep comes,
A handsome fellow will come.
If you are shy,
You will love him forever.
He will take your hand,
And he will lead you through life.
You will be in happiness
It's been like that for a hundred and twenty-five years.
35. Buy mittens,
Sprinkle with holy water,
Put grains of wheat in them -
Believe: soon your son will be born.
36. Look out the window at midnight:
If the sky is filled with stars - there are three guys
They dream about you in their dreams.
The sky is in the fog, in the clouds -
One, but the best and in verse
Will send you a message -
IN eternal love confession.
37. When you meet a car,
Look what color the tires are.
When they're darker than night
Take a shorter route home.
When they are already in the snow,
Wait for the offer -
Just not a word about me.
38. Tell fortunes in the snow:
If it sticks to your mittens, throw it away.
Why do you need Velcro?
You're a beautiful thing.
39. Draw a circle at midnight -
A beloved friend will appear in a dream.
If you don't leave your place -
You will be his bride forever.
40. Take these three flowers:
You will have a son and a daughter.
41. Coffee grounds prophesies paradise for you.
42. If family is dear to you,
Hang goat horns above the entrance.
43. In order not to confuse a mug with a hoof,
You just need to shave in the morning.
44. So that your legs support you on their own,
Don't go with the goat to Uncle Vanya.
45. So that the red maiden will marry you,
The stubborn asshole should disappear from you.
46. So that the darlings will follow you to the ends of the world,
Work hard, don't be an asshole yourself.
47. Milka loves, Milka waits,
When a dear friend brings her a ring.
48. A road awaits your family to the Black Sea,
Don’t let your wife do a lot of shopping:
Just five swimsuits -
It will float without you.
49. If you buy boots for your daughter,
For my wife - a hat, for my granddaughters - handkerchiefs,
You'll be happy all year long
Full of strength and without hassle.
50. Health - sea, energy - watts,
You will be strong and rich all year.
51. There is a chest on the mountain,
The sound flows from it:
A simple sage sits there
With a white long beard:
"If you find the chest,
You will find happiness immediately.
You will be healthy, rich,
There will be peace and harmony in the family."
52. Your dream will definitely come true:
Don't be a sheep - and your friends won't let you stumble.
53. The Year of the Goat is not easy,
But hide your horns -
To butt heads means to be left without your loved one.
54. Don’t look at life with fear,
After all, fairy tales happen in life.
55. Do not exchange a goat for a donkey:
Life will not be better than it was.
56. Buy a folk sundress -
The whole deception will be revealed.
57. Call the one who is waiting
All negativity will go away.
58. Hello, come to Russian Radio,
The foreigner will write you an answer.
59. Sakhalin is a dream for Nin:
Your groom is there, and not alone.
60. Go to Kamchatka -
On volcanoes you will get recharged:
You will be strong and beautiful
For his woman - the most beloved.
61. Our dear Sochi is waiting for you,
From there the path to love is shorter.
62. Give me an orange -
You'll never be alone.
63. Do you want a son or daughter,
Put a bold dot on alcohol.
64. Don’t expect a mink coat as a gift,
Otherwise you will eat bread crusts.
65. A cruise awaits you,
Photo session and prize.
66. You will be all in chocolate -
You don't need to eat a lot of chocolate.
67. Eat more cabbage, my friend -
Your pocket won't be empty.
68. Blue wear it more often -
The love will be real.
69. Eat cabbage all year round –
People will love you.
70. Don’t let the goat near the cabbage –
Life will be bright and skillful.
71. If you are a single guy,
Don't smoke, just sing songs.
72. Take care of your braid,
Don't answer stupid questions.
73. You will be smarter and more beautiful,
If you love oatmeal.
74. Eat cabbage and carrots -
You will be strong and agile.
75. Give a gift to a friend –
You will become his wife.
76. A hornless goat prophesies for you the road to hot countries:
Don't believe this - run away.
If he kneels down, he will be lucky on a reindeer team.
If he gives you flowers, you will be on first-name terms with his mother.
If he gives you a ring, your heart will beat.
77. Like cheese, you will roll around in oil -
Don't forget that it's only for swimming.
78. You will be sweet as pie
And beautiful, like an ancient god.
Just don't forget one thing:
Don't be a goat in your family.
79. You are endlessly lucky in life,
A dear friend is waiting for you around the corner.
80. Don’t count your years –
You will remain young forever.
81. Beauty saves the world –
If only your idol doesn't become a goat.
82. A rich people will come to you,
Will give you a beard made of cotton wool.
83. A decent crowd has gathered here,
But be careful: the goat is cute.
84. Cabbages will bring you a bag -
Don't be shocked by this:
It is necessary to chop the greens,
It is better to store it in a glass jar.
85. Today the mirrors will say,
That you are cuter than you were.
And tomorrow? There would be no sadness -
We removed all the mirrors from our eyes.
86. What eyes! How he sings!
Beautiful nose, beautiful mouth,
But beware - this is how it will lead,
Only the devil can understand him.
87. Handsome in heart and soul,
By spring, believe me, he will be with you.
88. Don’t go to the left, my friend,
You won't find happiness ahead.
89. You will buy a car by spring,
Smile - don’t make a face at us.
90. Wait for a car as a gift
And a bag of shoe polish.
91. You will definitely win at the Olympics,
Just prepare diligently.
92. A business trip awaits you,
A barrel of honey and a sweatshirt.
93. Guests are waiting for you, my friend.
Grind their bones.
94. Don’t get into debt,
Eat less pies.
95. A journey awaits you and a plane ticket,
Sea, palm trees and romance, if this is not a hoax.
96. A friend will come to ask for forgiveness -
Put all the treats on the table!
97. Your health will be fine,
A very cute gift is waiting for you!
98. If you are not lazy,
You can achieve success.
99. You will shine with your beauty,
Just please, don’t be timid.
100. You will have a great New Year,
You will provide your family with bread.
101. You will relax at sea,
You will forget everything about your problems.
102. You will conquer Moscow with your mind,
You will receive the prize in the Kremlin itself.
103. Your road will be smooth,
Everything will be fine in your studies.
104. Worldwide glory awaits you -
Just be gentler in your disposition.
105. You are already rich in soul,
Don't rush to run somewhere:
You will get everything, everything will come -
Happiness is nearby, it is waiting.
106. You will receive a bag of dollars,
Don't put it in the bank:
There will be shock there.
Bring it to me -
I'll save everything
I’ll only return the “Nude” photo later.
107. You will be rich beyond measure:
You will immediately meet a couple of Rais.
Marry to live in paradise
I’ll sing a song about my mother-in-law.
Loss loved one is always a tragic event. It takes time to get over it, to come to terms with the loss. So the death of my great-grandfather Nikolai Ivanovich was akin to thunder from a clear sky for my relatives.
Great-grandfather, a simple rural worker, was wonderful person. True, he had one oddity: he did not like gypsies. It was rumored that as a child he was almost stolen by a camp passing through our farm.
In the first years of perestroika, many gypsies appeared in our area again: some begged for alms, some traded whatever they could. When my great-grandfather was chasing away another merchant from the yard, she suddenly said:
- Don't make noise, grandfather, I won't do anything bad to you. But know that if you drown, you won’t drown, and if you burn, you won’t burn out.
And she walked away. Everything might have been forgotten, but that same summer, my great-grandfather, going fishing, almost drowned. Since then, he firmly believed that he would have to burn! Therefore, even when old age had completely overcome him and he was tormented by illness, the great-grandfather, when asked by his fellow villagers, “How are you, Ivanovich?” answered cheerfully:
- We'll live a while longer! It hasn't burned yet!
And then on June 30, 2001, my great-grandfather passed away. Relatives came to our small farm to see off last path native person.
According to the old Orthodox custom, a grandmother-reader was invited to perform the funeral service for the deceased. She sat down at the coffin of the deceased, lit a lamp, opened the psalter and began to read. After spending four hours in prayer, she took a break and, leaving the lit lamp in the house, went outside.
Back then I was a little “why” and constantly poked my nose into adult affairs, asking everyone about everything in the world. It was I, as my parents said, who asked my great-grandmother the question:
- Why is there smoke coming out of the window?
It turned out that the room in which the dead man lay was already on fire. After a moment of stupor, they rushed to put out the fire - filling buckets with water, pulling irrigation hoses from the garden. But the flames had already rushed out of the windows and spread to the roof. It is unknown how it would have ended if at that moment the saving wail of a siren had not been heard.
It was the neighbors who called the firefighters. Help arrived in time.
The fire chief asked:
— Are there people in the house?
Great-grandmother shouting “Kolenka, my dear!” rushed to the door. The fireman pulled her aside, pulled open the door and stepped into the fire. The flames mercilessly licked the walls, the nylon tulle on the windows melted, hissed and flowed in black drops onto the floor.
After taking a few steps, the fireman froze, shocked by what he saw.
In the middle of the room stood a coffin with a dead man. Flames were raging all around, smoke was billowing from the ceiling. But the coffin was as if covered with an invisible cover. Neither fire, nor smoke, nor soot - nothing touched him.
When the firefighters, having knocked down the fire, carried out the deceased, all the relatives stood in stupor for the first time. Then someone said quietly:
“What they say is true: you can’t have two deaths.”
Relatives later told me that they all heard a sound similar to a sigh. It was accepted as a sign of the repose of the great-grandfather’s soul: they say that what was promised had happened.