Comic predictions for children are no less popular than among adults. They will amuse the kids and help the adults have a great time children's party. Just print them out on paper and cut them so that each piece of paper contains one prediction. Place them in a hat or a beautiful vase, and let everyone choose “their destiny” for the coming 2017. Another interesting way- put pieces of paper in Chinese cookies. It's not only fun, but also delicious.
Select predictions in verse:
Predictions for preschool children
Predictions for children preschool age Well suited for both large and small companies. Of course, such kids cannot cope without the support of adults who can organize festive fun for them.
If you listen to mom and dad,
Then you will eat sweets!
And not obedient for a whole year,
The ban on sweets is just waiting!
Those who like to sleep a lot
A year without surprises awaits again!
You will sleep through all the surprises,
Just don't blame us for that!
My friend, if you want to grow up
And save your health
Drink more milk
And don’t shed tears over him!
for you next year
Be constantly visible!
You will perform a lot
For kindergarten you will stand!
Today is a happy and cheerful day,
Why are you hanging your nose?
We promise that you will have a whole year
Live only with the phrase “Lucky”!
The one who fathers and mothers
Doesn't listen stubbornly
I'll have to stay at home for a year
And just look out the window!
If you don't eat porridge
You won't grow up, my friend,
You'll be weak all year
Like a pea pod!
If you don't sleep well,
It will be hard to get up
You will be nervous, you will be angry,
And you won't grow big!
Fun awaits you all year long,
Laughter, McDonald's, carousels!
Adventures, friends,
I guarantee you!
He prophesies a lot of sweets
Prediction day and night!
The main thing is to make sure that
Your stomach didn't hurt!
Very soon you will
More friends will appear!
Don't hurt them baby
Invite me to visit you!
The more often you smile,
The more it will work out
You have everything for a whole year,
We speak in advance!
At nap time you need to sleep,
Then make the bed.
You don't like to do this
Know that you will stand in the corner!
There will be a feast for you my friend
Well, prepare your mouth,
Lots of delicious ice cream
Sweets, cakes, pastries!
We're telling you now
Absolutely unvarnished
Everyone's wishes will come true
And all your dreams will come true!
You have a surprise, my friend,
A fun prize awaits you!
You just have to deserve it
And be good all year!
If you don't be lazy
You will work carefully
Suddenly you discover the planet
You will arrange a holiday for the whole world!
If you work
If you're all worried
Friend, you will become president,
Get some applause!
We are preparing for you,
Sunny day in the middle of winter
You'll be walking all day
And “kill the slacker”!
will bring you good luck
A new record in sports!
You will be a super hero
Fans will march in formation!
One evening you will fall asleep
As usual, we tell you.
And you'll wake up and understand
Three foreign languages!
If you want some candy
Send greetings to your parents
In the form of washing floors,
And sweeping corners!
There will be a holiday in your garden
Many different gifts
They will give it to you at that hour,
Everything you want is with us!
If you will help your mother
Wash dishes, put everything away,
Your wish will come true
For exemplary obedience!
Gifts are waiting for you
Loving from parents,
But they must be earned
Or ask correctly!
Attention-attention-attention
Your wishes will come true!
But keep them a complete secret,
Then they will be fulfilled!
For your merits, for yours,
A declaration of love awaits!
You will be happy today
After all, dreams will come true!
You will become famous
Everyone will give flowers,
Write a book
For girls and boys!
If you brush your teeth at night,
Then the whole stomach will be clean,
Well, what if it’s the other way around?
Your stomach will hurt badly!
Comic predictions for schoolchildren
Short predictions for children this is fun entertainment that will suit anyone festive event. Schoolchildren not only believe in miracles, but also expect them. And what if not predictions will help strengthen their faith? In addition, funny predictions for children will perfectly cheer up the whole company.
Soon, soon into you
Confessions will fly lovingly.
Maybe from the next desk,
The stars speak like cards!
You will be happy
There will be new friends,
Adventure awaits you
Predictions don't lie!
Everything will be fine at school
Everything is fine at home too,
The main thing is don't forget
Help mom and dad!
Adventures await you
On vacation soon
You will receive recognition by loving
From a real prince (princess)!
If you don't teach a lesson
You'll get a deuce right away
For all my subjects,
And according to star signs!
If you go to bed early
You're in your favorite bed
Stars in a dream for you
Love will add to your growth!
Literally very soon
They'll kiss you soon
But not on the lips, but on the cheeks
But still loving!
Congratulations you are here
You'll learn just fine!
Mom and Dad will be happy
And they will give you a reward!
The stars say hello
And they will send you sweets!
Just eat them one at a time
Otherwise your ears will curl!
Make a wish rather desire,
The stars favor you
The wait won't be long.
They tell you honestly!
Soon you will have a holiday
They will give you different gifts!
Many guests will arrive
There will be many friends!
Rather open in your heart
You are the door for love!
Someone cares about you
And to yours beautiful eyes!
They will write you a letter soon
It will be love!
And who, history will remain silent,
It will be kept secret!
Wait for a love confession
At the drawing lesson!
Will draw your portrait
And send a big hello!
News is waiting for you
Good news!
There will be guests the house is full,
The main thing is to clean up later!
Who will help mom?
To receive gifts
There will be no help if
You will be judged even at school!
You must be able to dream
You are too serious here
Then you will fly
Straight to the beautiful stars!
You will be very lucky in life,
After all, there are a lot of gifts waiting!
But they must be earned
Go to the store with mom!
A wonderful vacation awaits you,
You're going to the sea with your dad and mom!
You will swim, sunbathe
And play with the guys!
Updates are waiting for you
From your mother, loving you!
Don't forget to thank her
Tell your mom!
Waiting in class for a transfer
And a new neighbor is waiting,
Your friendship will be smooth
Peaceful, glorious and without troubles!
Happiness will come to your home,
As a big gift
And don’t forget to mom later,
Say thank you to your hot!
When my friend you grow up
Then you will find a treasure with money
You will become a millionaire
And buy all your dreams!
To give you a figure,
Do some exercise
And you actively go to dances,
After all, the transitional age is ahead!
To have skills in the future
Now get busy studying!
If you suffer for a long time,
At least something will work out!
In the summer you go to the sea,
You'll find fun there!
There will be new friends
Laughter, you have acquaintances!
Don't be sad, your dreams will come true
After all, you have good luck!
But just don’t forget mom
You help, at least somehow!
Soon you will receive from us
Secret declaration of love
Don't torment anyone, anywhere,
They don't know anything!
Remember that good will return
Happiness will turn out to be long lasting,
Everyone do a lot of it
Don't ask for anything in return!
Comic predictions for teenagers
Teenagers love noisy parties and various games. He will offer them comic predictions and you will not hear them during the entire holiday.
Wait from your friends
Great news!
There will be a lot of kisses
It will be a long journey!
To look great
You need to behave yourself!
Love will burst into your days
And they will become cool!
No need to be nervous in the morning
will come happy time!
Make a wish for the night
Your dreams will come true!
Don't expect love from love,
Your happiness is ahead!
No need to run after anyone
You're running into a lot of problems!
Avoid bad company
These are bad beginnings!
Parents shouldn't be rude
After all, we still have a long time to live with them!
Beware of gossip
Don't hesitate to gossip yourself!
Kisses are waiting for you soon,
Not just one, but the sea!
Will kindle fires in the heart.
A declaration of love to you.
The one who loves you is not the same one
Only with him happiness awaits you.
Make your deepest wish
The stars will help you in your endeavors!
Express yourself more modestly
So as not to lose friends!
Smile more often in life
Then it will be sweeter.
Will bring a lot of happiness
coming to you New Year!
A fun journey awaits you,
With friends from your school.
All your dreams will come true,
The grievances will be forgotten!
Don't forget about studying
Otherwise you will be lost, you know!
Kohl didn't learn his lesson
A deuce is waiting for you, my friend!
A sea of travel awaits you,
And a sea of incidents awaits them!
We say again and again
A rare love awaits you!
A cool prize awaits you soon,
Surprise from parents!
There is a lot of happiness ahead of you
A long journey awaits!
Don't waste your time
How friends do it!
Don't forget to help mom
She loves you very much, you know!
In the very near future,
Love's happy burden awaits you!
Modesty adorns a person
Even young people from the 21st century.
Predictions for the whole family
When for festive table the whole family gathers, which means the occasion is really serious. The home party organizer should definitely prepare for the festive event. Short predictions for 2017 will help you maintain the holiday spirit and cheer up all members of your family.
Who will offend mom?
There won't be any gifts for him!
If you are lazy,
You will only dream about the sea!
If you all swear,
You don't have to go on vacation!
Everyone is expecting a salary increase,
There will be a time of grace!
Happy times are coming
With a career prospect!
If you have a lot of work,
Who will take care of family concerns?
A lot of trouble awaits you,
Small school worries.
Happy is he who is not lazy
Smile for everyone all day!
If the family is friendly,
They don't need anything else!
Your family this year
Will be on display often!
Our stars prophesy to you
Be the best at work!
This coming year for you
It will bring profit in money!
Your family in the New Year,
Happiness will be in plain sight!
Wealth and success await you,
And also waiting for you children's laughter!
A wonderful vacation awaits you all,
And a lot of joyful pleasures!
Buy a ticket and swimming trunks,
A salary increase awaits you!
Who helps parents?
He gets a lot of sweets.
Hello from the dentist:
You don't need to eat so much candy.
Everyone will be happy for you
After all, you will soon find a treasure!
The year will be full of incidents
Adventures and travels!
All this is written on separate pieces of paper and mixed. Then each spectator takes out a ticket and reads it into the microphone.
They can also be invested in balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, pop it and read it out loud.
Take off awaits you career ladder without dizzying consequences!
Yours creative success This evening will be noticed by everyone present!
Take your drink seriously... Don't let it pass your mouth!
Your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic interest.
Love is waiting for you. Soon, very soon.
The second half of the evening is favorable for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!
A huge success awaits you tonight!
This day is conducive to plans aimed at the future, and their discussions with partners of the opposite sex!
Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important to you than spending time with words!
Today you are likely to make acquaintances and hobbies, especially in the second half of the evening!
Tonight, with the help of words and beliefs, you can achieve anything!
Today, the best thing for you is to rely on your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!
Avoid cold shoulder from your partner of the opposite sex and always be on your guard!
Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening!
Chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy this evening!
Today is a particularly important evening in your life, please special attention on the neighbors at your table!
At midnight - you can start leading a quiet lifestyle, but now have fun!
Tonight is good for any entertainment!
Pay attention to every glass you pour and don’t let it pass your mouth!
Today you may have an inclination for solitude with someone!
The evening will turn out to be unusual and mysterious for you, be prepared for anything!
Today you will be especially inclined to drink alcohol, don’t get too carried away!
Avoid conflict at the table over not drinking a glass on time!
It's advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex while dancing tonight!
Drinking too much alcohol tonight can lead to disorientation in space and time!
Tomorrow you will have a surplus of energy, so spend it today!
Independent actions on your part today will allow you to improve your financial situation!
Today, you might be expecting a big win!
Tonight is favorable for intimate acquaintances!
Fireworks of bright events await you in the new year. Start preparing immediately.
When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
If on January 1st you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you boring.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! Just like everyone else!
If in New Year's Eve If you find a foreign body in your salad, know that this is good luck!
Run for president in March - that’s where you belong.
Your long-time dream will come true - a cottage by the sea.
Your place is next to the director - you look better there.
A car is not for you, but a helicopter is.
January 1st little head bo-bo, money bye bye. Go on a visit – you’ll improve your health and save money.
Sing songs more often - you will have a cheerful life.
Live long, long, as long as you want and with whomever you want.
Drink a can of beer every day and you will live happily all year.
To make every tooth shine in the sun, eat a whole tube of paste.
Many incidents and interesting journeys await you.
You will continue to burn with creative work.
You will join the cream of society, perhaps you will find a sponsor.
And a lot of household chores and household chores await you.
A lot of adventures and a lot of thrills await you.
Love will brighten your days and they will become bright.
Fate will gild your pen and send you a handsome payday.
Your health will become stronger, your second youth will come.
You are the darling of fate, which means success and good luck await you.
You are used to living in the thick of things, work is your main destiny.
You have a lot of friends and acquaintances, and everyone will come to visit you soon.
A treat for your heart awaits you - a big increase in salary.
You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore all a year will pass Great.
You are destined to live up to a hundred years without any storms or troubles.
Fate will throw a wallet, and all this in the near future.
Your whole life in winter and summer will be illuminated with magical light.
You won’t burn your wings, take care of your health.
From now on, you will continue to get prettier and younger.
As you celebrate your good fortune, stock up on plenty of tea.
Everything will work out great in your family and personal life.
The coming year is preparing a meeting with an ardent admirer (fan), but it seems that this hobby will be short-lived. Don't worry: now is not the best time for tender feelings.
Do not rush to dramatically change your destiny in the coming year; now is not the time or place for sharp turns.
Be content with what you have - you are already in a better position than many.
The light flirtation awaiting you in the middle of the year will brighten your life with new colors.
It is better to postpone the solution to financial problems until the end of autumn, and you should completely abandon expensive purchases until the onset of summer.
The coming year brings new interesting acquaintances and meetings with old friends.
Now the key to your success is cooperation.
Be extremely attentive to those who help you.
You are on the verge of a whirlwind romance.
Don’t forget that it’s winter outside, take care of your throat and airways, because a cold is not the best companion for love.
The New Year will delight you not only with financial stability, but also with new pleasant acquaintances.
Be careful, do not hesitate to refuse risky proposals and dubious affairs - they will bring nothing but trouble.
When starting a new business, do not forget about reliable, time-tested friends.
In the coming year, many surprises and gifts, useful and important meetings await you.
Everything related to production activities, information and training will bring you success.
Your family and friends will delight you.
Thanks to your charm and natural flair, you will be able to avoid many problems and successfully get out of unpleasant situations.
The second half of the year is good for matters of the heart, travel and entertainment. You will not lack them.
The coming year will not let you forget about problems at home related to your loved ones, but it will also be full of tempting offers to relax and unwind.
You will find your happiness where you don’t expect it.
The second half of the year will bring love.
Financial difficulties do not threaten you, but you will have to take more seriously matters related to partners from afar.
January is the beginning of your creative blossoming.
Next year you will improve your financial situation and acquire a different status in society.
Changes for the better are planned in your relationship with someone who is far from you.
Be more tolerant of those around you. You expect gratitude, but you won’t always hear it kind words to your address.
Success at work will require patience and the ability to compromise.
In the spring you will meet a person who can change a lot in your life.
A door is opening before you, leading to a fuller and more enjoyable existence, in which there is more room for your personal life.
Your life will gain the stability and stability that lately You missed it so much.
You will discover that your energy reserves are not unlimited, and you need to spend it wisely - namely, where it will bring the most benefit.
In the coming year, you are entering a streak of good fortune. Fortune will become your companion.
Your strengths and weaknesses are discussed, but as a result you will be given a fantastic business proposal.
You will be affected by important changes in the personal lives of others.
In the near future, you may become the cause of a major scandal, but it will benefit you.
Try to rest and don’t allow yourself to become slack for any reason!
Say goodbye to the past. It will no longer have an impact on you in the coming new year.
The changes taking place in the near future will be so noticeable that you will believe in success and improvement of your status.
A sense of duty and responsibility, the ability to direct efforts in the right direction - this is the key to success. And most importantly, you will still be loved.
Everything that has developed throughout this year can be realized in the coming year.
Together with your partner you can make good money.
You will be interested in renewing a relationship with an old acquaintance, because you have decided that this is the person you need more than others.
Love will firmly enter your life.
Next year your attractiveness will be irresistible. You are loved, although you hide it, and you are waiting for new miracles and transformations.
Take care of yourself in the New Year and try to have a good rest.
In the coming year the problems will subside. You can safely bring your new plans to life, relying on like-minded people and... the Lord God.
What is happening will suit you in almost everything. Only those who are dear to your heart can cause aching pain, but you know that all this is temporary.
Please note: now is not the best time to change jobs. It's better to go on vacation and relax.
Use the opportunity for entertainment and love joys - there will be a lot of them. But at the beginning of the year, be guided by the motto “silence is golden.”
In the coming year, success and new opportunities to prove yourself await you. Everything is changing around you, new people, attachments, and plans will come into your life.
The year is good for dating, and new circle communication will inspire you to new ideas!
The coming year will bring pleasant events, you will feel happy, you will not get tired of declaring your love.
You will reap the benefits of success. How often do such moments happen?
The New Year will be a turning point - real and very successful changes await you in business and love.
This year will be full of events, you will remember it for a long time!
Success at work is possible, but to achieve it, great efforts must be made. Save your energy - you will need it at the end of winter.
At the beginning of the year, you will need to be careful in everything.
Be economical, do not get into arguments and do not sort things out with anyone - you can lose a lot.
Take an “inventory” of your wardrobe, rearrange it, put in order what you had no time to do.
The coming year is full of changes. By boldly stepping towards them, you can solve a bunch of problems.
Your charm will not save you; try to prove yourself as a serious business partner.
Friends will support your endeavors. Don't expect help from women.
Your outlook on life will change in many ways thanks to long trip- incredible success awaits you there, new patrons will appear and at the same time everything will seem familiar.
In the coming year, you will be more popular and attractive than ever, and you will have influential friends.
Particular success awaits you away from home - go on a trip without hesitation.
Your past achievements will return you to the unrealized plans of the past, and the opportunity will arise to take revenge.
You can dramatically change your life, start new job. Just be as patient as possible.
In the coming year, you will have to fulfill your duty both in your personal life and in the service.
You will have to devote yourself entirely to your family, colleagues and business partners.
The coming year is full of changes. Good luck will accompany you, but be careful and prudent in matters, especially personal ones.
The coming year will bring you good news from afar, tempting business and personal offers.
This year will give you a chance to get out of problems without losses, but to achieve success, you will have to work hard.
The second half of the year promises love adventures. It looks like happiness is just around the corner.
In the coming year, perhaps you will receive new lesson in my personal life.
If financial problems push you into questionable earnings and contacts, it’s better not to take risks.
Now you will not achieve success alone, your luck depends on your loved ones and business partners.
Summer travel and communication with close friends will bring you a lot of pleasure.
The changes that began this year will bring joy next year. But at the beginning of the year you will have to work under the strict control of your superiors.
New projects will appear, expect interesting proposals. It is possible that your plans will begin to be implemented in the second half of winter.
Please note: decisive role Your boss will play a role in the coming changes. The second half of the year promises support from loyal friends and patrons, but be careful not to miss important events.
Your attractiveness knows no bounds, especially in the first half of the coming year. This is a time of surprises and gifts of fate.
Winter is full of meetings, entertainment and new acquaintances. They are interested in you.
Funny, comic predictions for corporate events - New Year's lottery
All this is written on separate pieces of paper and mixed. Then each spectator takes out a ticket and reads it into the microphone. You can also put them in balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, pop it and read it out loud. A rise up the career ladder awaits you without dizzying consequences!
Source: prazdnovik.ru
Comic predictions for the new year and more
Prediction games are an interesting and very fun element of the holiday, which invariably evokes a response from guests. Serious prophecies and real fortune-telling are inappropriate at parties, because a negative forecast can completely ruin the mood. But comic fortune telling always goes off with a bang.
There are many ways to play this game. You can, for example, make a deck of fake cards: on one side there is a back, and on the other there is a printed prediction. Someone dresses up as a gypsy and invites guests to draw one card and read the prophecy out loud.
- make fortune cookies;
- print out funny candy wrappers with predictions inside, wrap candies in them, hand them out to guests and offer to unwrap them;
- write prophecies on small cards with congratulations, put them in a box and invite guests to pull out one at a time;
- Place stickers with numbers on the bottom of plates or glasses. Place this dish on a separate tray. Let the guests take it apart themselves before the feast. As a result, everyone will get a randomly drawn number. When the right moment comes, the host will ask the guests to look at the stickers. Participants in the celebration will name the numbers they have drawn, and the presenter will read out the numbered predictions.
Comic predictions based on films and songs
Movie titles
This is a simple, but original and very interesting way to predict fate. next year. The prophecy is the name of the film or cartoon itself. Not a plot, but only a phrase. Let guests be more sophisticated in their interpretations.
For example: “Next year I’m expecting... a game of thrones.” This can be interpreted in any way - for example, as a struggle for a position or as a dispute over the role of head of the family.
Appropriate movie titles
- Armageddon
- Big jackpot
- Smell of a woman
- Chicken Run
- Taming of the Shrew
- Groundhog Day
- Monsters Inc.
- Deal with the Devil
- Midnight in Paris
- A Nightmare on Elm Street
- Sky over Berlin
- Money Train
- Sex and the City
- Key to all doors
- Third wheel
- Meeting the parents
- Fatal attraction
- Best friend's wedding
- Indecent proposal
- The Forty Year Old Virgin
- 12 angry men
- Haunted Mansion
- Wedding Planner
- Friends with Benefits
- Legally blonde
- Breaking Bad
Soviet and Russian films
- Office romance
- Love and doves
- Zigzag of luck
- 8 first dates
- Long road in the dunes
- Girl with no address
- Love is a carrot
- White desert sun
- Big change
Lines from songs
Similar entertainment to the previous one. Only this time the prophecy is a line from a famous song. Phrases can be printed on paper (indicating the performer in brackets). But if you’re not too lazy, it’s better to prepare audio clips. In this case, fortune telling will turn out to be much more effective and interesting.
Song fragments are numbered. Guests draw out numbers, according to which short musical predictions are read to them. So, what does fate have in store for your guests in the coming year?
Suitable lines from songs:
1. Only a glass of vodka on the table (G. Leps)
2. Million, million, million scarlet roses(A. Pugacheva)
3. Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world (ABBA)
4. And at sea white sand, a warm wind blows in the face (J. Friske)
5. Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced
6. There is nothing better in the world than wandering around the world with friends... (film “The Bremen Town Musicians”)
7. Oh, mom, I’ll give you chic, I’ll give you chic (F. Kirkorov)
8. I am free, like a bird in the sky (V. Kipelov)
9. You're lucky - you're not like everyone else! You work in an office! ("Leningrad")
10. Voyage, voyage. There, where I have never been (S. Minaev)
11. I love boogie-woogie, I boogie-woogie every day (“The Secret”)
12. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. (A. Pugacheva)
13. Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome. Ahead big changes. I know this for sure: everything will be awesome (P. Volya)
14. Oh, girls, I feel like I’m going on a spree. Oh, I'll go on a spree (Verka Serduchka)
15. The plane easily carries me away (Valeria)
16. Everything is in a bunch, but with us everything is in a bunch. Where we can’t climb straight through, we’ll go sideways (Potap and Nastya)
17. I'm lying in the sun. I'm looking at the sun. I lie and lie and look at the sun (film “How the Lion Cub and the Turtle Sang a Song”)
18. Freedom, freedom, give me freedom! I'll fly high like a bird! (film “Flying Ship”)
19. The trailer will move, the trailer will move, the trailer will move... The trailer will move, the platform will remain (film “The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath”)
20. If there was a sea of beer, I would become a beautiful dolphin. If there was a sea of vodka, I would become a submarine (“Dune”)
From bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid of it.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will replace them
You will spend your vacation at sea,
You will warm both body and soul.
You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,
You'll gain six kilograms of weight.
Smile always, smile everywhere,
Smile on land and water!
Fate will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a lot of dough!
Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Or you'll sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will grow your butt significantly.
If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour,
All dreams will begin to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!
U higher power for you
New Year promises you
If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.
If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You'll spend it all on a spree
Go around three miles
Shreds at random
We need to forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.
The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.
Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.
Next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...
Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand...
Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.
Next year you will understand that your inner core is a pain in the ass.
Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!
You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.
If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.
The bad news is you will gain weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.
Comic predictions for the new year and more
Comic predictions, short and long, funny and not so funny.
Source: prazdnodar.ru
New Year "365 predictions for the new year" Glass jars Paper Beads Sequins rhinestones Soutache braid cord
Hello! I saw an idea for a gift for the New Year in a contact. I downloaded a file with 365 predictions, printed the truth on plain paper, cut it into strips, rolled it into rolls and tied it with multi-colored ribbons. I decorated the lid and jar with ribbon, tinsel, beads, and sequins. It was not possible to print the label from the original, so I made it close to the original myself and here is the result.
I apologize for the quality of the photos; I didn’t want the camera to work.
And this is a top view of the lid and the jar box
Here is a list of predictions that I have slightly adjusted by replacing some predictions:
Such a sun can only have everything
depends on you!
Are you moving towards a better life?
situations. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but
delay may be beneficial
Think about your health
Big hugs await you
Ahead - a gentle kiss
You are lucky! So be more modest
Don't relax too much
Approach the boss with the left foot - and you will find
promotion.
Always smile! And no one will call you
a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one
A sharp turn awaits in life
Today is the best day for you! Like everyone else
You are on on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, start storming
A surge of energy will help you cope with
large volume of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you will
you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are three great doctors.
It's time to act!
May the world be filled with peace and
Working with new partners will be very
Work on diplomatic
abilities - they will be very useful for
Romance will take you in a new direction.
From now on your kindness will lead you to
Today you will have a beautiful day.
Measure twice, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
Nightingales are not fed fables.
Focus on family and harmony with
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now it's time to try something
Patience! You're almost there.
He who knows is rich enough.
Do what your soul and body ask for
He who does not expect gratitude will never
Luck carries you through all difficult times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will significantly improve
your views on life today.
Good time to finish old ones
Good news will come to you by mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Even though some people try to stop you, you
you will still achieve your goals.
A person is never too old to learn. New
knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the better.
Do what you must, and come what may.
It's time to move. Your mood
You have to consider the unexpected.
Don't give up and get what you want
Someone needs your support
If you want to be successful, you must look
as if you have it.
The best is the enemy of the good.
The funniest desire is to please everyone.
What we ask for is what we receive.
The only difference between the winner and the loser is
that it rises one time more than
Remember that every day is the first day of the rest
In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often
We waste our energy on trifles.
Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad either
how could it be!
The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
When God closes a door, he opens a window
The road of a thousand miles begins with the first
Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do.
Remember, the ark was built by an amateur.
Professionals built the Titanic!
It's better to regret what you did, not what you did
He who stands still goes back.
Whatever is not done is for the better.
No one is defeated until he admits
Fighting is always justified if you know why
The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you'll forget
the main thing, and this is the main thing!
Don't try to be a hero until they call you.
These people and these events in your life turned out to be
here because you brought them here yourself. That,
Never ask anyone for anything, especially those
whoever is stronger than you will come and give everything
Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are lucky
Evil is not what comes into a person's mouth, but what
what comes out of them.
Do what you can with what you have
where you are now.
Today the tomorrow that I was talking about has just arrived.
you were worried yesterday.
No hopeless situations: even if you are eaten,
you at least have two options.
If you were born without wings, don’t bother them
A dog has so many friends because he wags.
tail, not wagging tongue
You are unique, just like everyone else.
Love your enemies. this will definitely lead them to
There are no hopeless situations. Usually the way out
there is where the entrance is.
It’s not enough to know your worth – you also have to use it
The wind of wanderings blows over you.
Don't miss important news.
Wait for your budget to be replenished.
Be careful on the road.
The stars are favorable to you.
Spend time on your home.
You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Lead ordinary life in an unusual way.
Don't look for external enemies: to understand that
hinders your development, look inside
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, now is the time to
Winning comes from what you have to
It's time to finish the old and start new.
If you don't want serious shocks,
analyze your attitude towards your own
Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
Don't expect too much and don't think too much
Explore your shadow sides; understand that
attracts misfortunes into your life.
Finish what you started.
Be patient and if the decision is yours
That's right, the Universe will support him.
Don't get emotional.
Take a closer look at your health.
Enjoy your luck and share it with
the people around you.
Don't expect quick results.
Important news will come very soon.
Be persistent in the battle with your own
Your energy is leaking due to thoughtless or
Go with the flow of life without judgment and
trying to understand her.
Don't overestimate your strength: it can
lead to overvoltage.
Events are completely out of your control.
Think and don't rush into action.
The time has come to act, even if from you
requires jumping into the void.
Don't try to stubbornly express your will
a life that has been a secret until now
Be alert and avoid trouble.
If you show initiative, success will not
will make you wait.
Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations
The problem is not where you think it is.
Someone is trying to interfere or harm
It’s God’s will for everything: influencing the situation is not
The answer to your question is related to some
a man perhaps well known to you.
Something new will come into your life that
will significantly affect your personality.
Take a close look at your
environment: someone can take you to the very
You hope not in vain!
The result of your actions may be
Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
You will finally be able to unlock the rusty
What you strive for is not worth yours
The main characteristic of the current situation
The offer that will be made to you will not
Forward and only forward: the matter you are talking about
You can't cope with your problems alone
From the sowing of grain to the harvest there must be
Wait a little, and the next day
will bring you unexpected long-awaited
You aimed for a long time, but made a mistake. Your
the shot hit the wrong animal. However, it's yours
prey, just try your best
appreciate it.
Bad weather is raging all around. But in your house it is very
So as not to feel very lonely,
help others reach the top too.
Your best chance is coming soon.
The more you hunt for the big ones
Stop thinking about wealth often, and it will
will certainly come to you on its own
Show less pride and be
careful in actions.
The “grain” you sown a year ago will sprout when
waning moon. The harvest is highly anticipated
rich, most importantly, make sure that no one
People have repeatedly tried unsuccessfully to ignite
fire. You and the long-awaited fire have come
flared up instantly - here it is, the hour has come
You have cared for the tree long and hard, and
finally, it bore a lot of fruit. Its branches
bend under their unbearable weight -
It's time to reap the well-deserved harvest.
The one who in the coming days will do to you
a nice gift to be the first to know about you
All. It is he who will lead you along the long, difficult
path, but you can only reach its end
You have become an obstacle to someone's dreams.
Step aside, carefully
consider your dream - it is near you.
Anyone who doesn't expect gratitude will never
Soon you will get rid of your bad habit and
you will buy two new ones.
Soon you will find yourself in a magical cave with
treasures. Be reasonable, don't take it
everything - take exactly as much as you can
carry away. But by all means give half
You are lost in a deep, dark forest.
Look around you - a man who,
will certainly help you get out, is located
very close to you at your distance
Open up and let the light into that part of you
a life that was still a mystery.
Whatever you give from your heart to others will come back to you.
The dawn is coming, for which many await
people. But only you can catch the first one
joyful ray of sunshine. Lucky - you
You will live to be 100 years old!
You are sitting on seashore, but for some reason not
You can take a deep, full breath.
Take courage: and then luck will come to you
to you from magical lands.
Your other half thinks you're great
With great love you will be turned to the stormy
Something exciting awaits you
If you are carried away by feelings, you will not feel
You and your soulmate will meet
Your soul mate will help you in everything
Your soulmate will show you their feelings
A romantic trip awaits you
A special morning awaits you
You will be immensely happy
Something special awaits you
You will feel the scent of love
You will live without looking back
Your significant other will not judge you harshly for
You are the perfect couple
Lady and gentleman - your roles this year
Many magical moments of solitude await you
A romantic dinner awaits you
Something cute and mischievous awaits you...
Emotions will overwhelm you
An unusual trip awaits you
Trust your intuition, the more you
think, the less you will understand
You will see your soulmate in everything
Something exciting awaits you both
A romantic walk awaits you
You will understand who the love of your life is
Something tempting awaits you
A home surprise awaits you
You will be in each other's heart
You should change your outlook on life
A responsible conversation awaits you
Someone is very concerned about your feelings and
Your soulmate will invest everything in you
You will see everything with every glance
Many things will become obvious to you
You will get answers to your questions
You will be warmed by the warmth of your loved one
You are at the beginning of something new
Together you will open a new chapter
You will receive a good sign
Your loved one's world will revolve around
You can easily overcome complications in relationships
You will be inundated with gifts
Don't be afraid to imagine what yours will be like
A joint sports holiday awaits you
Your life won't be boring
Everything in your life will be shared by two
Someone will sacrifice their dream for yours
You will have more fun with your significant other than with
A hurricane of emotions awaits you
Someone will take very tender care of you
Declarations of love await you
Take photos together
Home will be the most comfortable place
Your soul mate will be your best support and
You will be the steering wheel in the relationship.
You don't have to pick up the pieces of your heart
You will be the perfect couple
Love will warm you from the inside
Emotions and feelings are the best cure for despondency
Love, love, love - that's what should be important to you now
For your other half - you are something special
You will have someone to fool around with
Write a wish list
Your romantic dreams will come true
Catch a thousand kisses
amazing reward awaits
Someone is looking for a way to your heart
A chance meeting awaits you
You have to do biggest bet V
You will shine brighter than the stars
You are in for a luxurious holiday
Catch air kisses...
Wait unusual confession in love
Take a closer look at your
Thoughts about love will help you move mountains
Someone is looking forward to meeting you
Crazy fun awaits you
Don't exaggerate other people's mistakes
You will choose with your heart, not your mind.
Wait for a romantic phone call
You'll miss someone
Look at life from a different perspective
The worst is over
Some problems remain, and we need to solve them
better not alone
Concentrate all your efforts on implementing the main
Don't rush things - it will cause harm
Events are developing rapidly. Trust
Don't change your course.
In love to you at the moment subject to
Don't be afraid of obstacles, they will make a difference
even sweeter.
Don't deviate from your principles.
You are full of strength and can move mountains in love.
You will receive important advice from others
Don't chase profit.
Do not limit your freedom, otherwise in personal
life will be in chaos.
We need to make concessions. Forget old grievances
The time has come for updates.
There’s still a lull in your life, but it’s ahead
Communication is more necessary than ever.
You are at your cherished goal or very close to it.
Decide on your desires
A joyful event awaits you, but you need
be as friendly as possible.
Only well-thought-out plans will come true.
Appreciate what you already have.
Execution cherished desire already close.
Try not to take hasty
decisions - clarity will come soon.
It doesn't hurt to seek advice from a wise man
and an experienced person.
You're on your way to the top of your relationship.
Show courage and determination.
Make your plans boldly!
Your slogan is patience and no haste.
Soon there will be a person who will help you.
If you follow the chosen direction,
the result will exceed all expectations.
A very good time to realize your
Take your desires more seriously
Think more realistically.
Appreciate what may disappear
Give half of yourself to the person you love
Help your other half with work matters
You are made for each other
You will feel hot from feelings and emotions
Don't let stress dampen your passion
Always be on the side of your loved one
Forget about the past and new doors will open
Don't let your relationship stagnate
Defeat yourself first, and then your enemies. How
Can one control others without self-control?
Human decoration - wisdom, decoration
wisdom - tranquility, decoration of tranquility
- courage, decoration of courage - softness.
The teachers open the door. You enter yourself.
You can lead a camel to water, but you can't
make him drink.
Lush foliage of those trees with roots
He who treads softly will go far
“It’s better to light a small candle than a lifetime
“To learn to run, you must first
The wise man walks without leaving traces
Tall towers are measured in length
shadows they cast, but great people
Today they confess their love to you.
Stands in a boat going against the current,
stop, as she will immediately be carried back.
A close neighbor is better than a distant relative
Don't do to others what you don't want them to do.
Direct words are unpleasant to hear, but they
promote right actions; good
the medicine tastes bitter, but it helps
There are minor conversations to be had.
In the end - happiness.
Don't take medications. There will be joy.
Stick to who you follow.
Don't take your loss or loss to heart.
Possessing the truth will lead you to the right path
You will rise to the royal court
You will make your home abundant.
You're on the right track! Don't stop!
You hope not in vain!
Your goal is achievable!
Success will come if you don't listen to anyone else
Do not act in accordance with the old ones
right for yourself.
Be patient and if your decision is correct,
The universe will support him.
Focus on the present.
Trust what happens to you.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a charming
Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.
Everything will be fine!
You will do something useful!
If you don't believe in yourself, you won't start anything. A
if you don't start anything, then nothing
Remember, there is always tomorrow.
Pay attention to the beauty around you
You are unique - remember that!
Don't miss important news.
Wait for the budget to be replenished.
The stars are favorable to you.
Spend time on your home.
You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Think not only about yourself, but also about others.
Don't stray from your chosen path.
Think about your decision again.
Only if you are collected and focused,
You will succeed in everything both in business and at home.
To survive, stock up on strong threads
This day promises you brilliant prospects.
Don't even try to calculate plans for
the coming week! She will still be there
Auntie will smile at you with a white-toothed smile
Today you will receive a worthy reward for
Everything will work out very well at work and at home.
successfully. Both colleagues and family will be able to
appreciate your extraordinary
Today is the best day for you! Like everyone else
At work, everything works out in your favor.
After the rain the sun shines brighter
Encourage your little weaknesses - allow yourself
Today you will be as inimitable as ever! And outright defeat the opposite
Try to please your significant other more often
cute gifts and pleasant
Beautiful ones will open before you
opportunities to climb the career ladder.
The main thing is to be decisive! Otherwise you'll miss it
If you pay more attention to the second
soul mate, your relationship will be simple
Don't relax! lucky chance
will turn up, if only you are not lazy.
Work to your full potential, and then there will be something waiting for you
The day is conducive to work, but not excessive
What was not possible before can suddenly
get moving.
Creative energy combined with
a pragmatic approach can give
results that will make you feel
internal satisfaction and positive
Today you will be kissed by a pretty person.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today
Arrange a romantic breakfast for your loved one
by candlelight, and good mood guaranteed for you
New Year – 365 predictions for the new year – Glass jars Paper Beads Sequins rhinestones Soutache braid cord
Here is the list of predictions, I slightly corrected it by replacing some predictions: With such a sun, everything can only be good. A bag of gifts awaits you, and then everything depends on you! You are moving towards improving your life situation.
Celebrate holidays big company fun and interesting. But only if planned entertainment program. Without it, the celebration will turn into banal eating and empty talk. If you take charge of organizing the holiday, you need to think through everything carefully and prepare in advance. Room decoration, menu, music - all these are important components of the party. Most importantly, don’t forget to prepare competitions, games and quizzes. Guests will be completely delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, a little touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.
Crystal ball
Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and his loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include a visit from a famous witch into your evening scenario. You can act in her role yourself or involve one of the invitees. Have a speech planned out in advance and the show can begin.
A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, they work best in poetry. Write them down on small sheets of paper, then roll them into a tube. You can age the paper using regular strong tea leaves or, conversely, paint the tubes in bright colors. Place these mysterious packages in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one balloon to each guest's chair. They won’t even suspect that there are jokers and funny people behind them. In the middle of the evening the witch appears!
The fun begins
The witch is dressed according to her image, in her hands is a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, looks at everyone with a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in it! Do you want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will now appear behind your backs! Take from them what was sent to you by higher powers!”
Everything will come true
Guests can start popping the balls and take out the packages. Now the real fun begins! short and funny will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:
- soon you will meet love, you will get married again;
- as soon as you put on a red hairpiece, you will receive a million in a day;
- You’ll fly up the career ladder and quickly catch your boss;
- you will never go bald, your hair is protected by a lucky star;
- soon in your house you will hear children's roar, laughter and stomping, and the potty, have fun soon, my friend;
- you will soon find a miraculous balm, you will be forever young, mischievous and lively;
- You wake up in the morning and there’s a foreign car outside your window. Didn’t you expect such a gift?
These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are ideal for colleagues. This number will be relevant at a corporate event for any holiday!
Gypsy motifs
The stereotype that all gypsies are fortune tellers is strong. So let’s not dispel it, but, on the contrary, let’s play up the funny situation. The gypsy Aza will come to you for the holiday straight from the camp that goes into the sky! He will stop by for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it’s very easy to make: you’ll need a colorful long skirt, a headscarf and more jewelry. Prepare humorous predictions in advance, short ones that will work best. Write them down on pieces of paper and put them in a beautiful box. The gypsy woman enters the room and explains that she found this chest by chance in her great-grandmother’s house. She opened it and saw a note there. She talked about how she should arrive at this house and distribute these sheets to those present.
Mysterious messages
The development of events may be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in poetry or prose. The gypsy herself can call guests and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!
- I see very clearly that you have a huge family. You will all live together, your son will go to serve in the army.
- A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
- A lot of money will fall on your head, and your friend will get rid of the disease.
- You will always have delicious food at home.
- There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
- Exactly at night your happiness will come.
- Very, very soon, I see you at sea!
Everyone will definitely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, young people and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!
All the best for children
If there is a children's party planned at home, be sure to prepare entertainment for the children. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Hold several games and competitions, let the smart people show off their intelligence in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, give the guys a good rest and refreshment, and you can start completing the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present comic predictions, short and funny, as a prize. This will be an unusual and interesting surprise for children! They will be happy to open the treasured notes and read the messages!
- very soon you will have new friends;
- V shopping center you just buy cool pants;
- when you hear a loud ringing, you will receive a new phone;
- you will get five A's, even though you study very poorly;
- they will ring, you open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
- soon everything will be great, you will have a red dachshund;
- your neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live a hundred years;
- in the coming month of October, luck will come to you;
Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.
School years
Not everyone likes going to school, but when they grow up, they remember these years and dream of going back to the past! Try to organize parties, discos, competitions and games for the kids on every holiday. This way the class will become more friendly and united. At any event, you can present children with an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with hidden meaning.
- Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will only study for A's and attend all sections.
- This year you will find yourself, you will begin to write books and poems.
- Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
- They will send you to a running competition; you must prove yourself there.
- You need to start dancing and pump up your back muscles, your parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
- You'll sing like a nightingale, don't be too shy on stage!
The children will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good things, then they will definitely come true!
Hello! I saw an idea for a gift for the New Year in a contact. I downloaded a file with 365 predictions, printed the truth on plain paper, cut it into strips, rolled it into rolls and tied it with multi-colored ribbons. I decorated the lid and jar with ribbon, tinsel, beads, and sequins. It was not possible to print the label from the original, so I made it close to the original myself and here is the result.
I apologize for the quality of the photos; I didn’t want the camera to work.
And this is a top view of the lid and the jar box
Here is a list of predictions that I have slightly adjusted by replacing some predictions:
Such a sun can only have everything
depends on you!
Are you moving towards a better life?
situations. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but
delay may be beneficial
Think about your health
Big hugs await you
Ahead - a gentle kiss
You are lucky! So be more modest
Don't relax too much
Approach your boss with the left foot - and you will be greeted with
promotion.
Always smile! And no one will call you
a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one
will call you a bore.
Beware of the bald ones
A sharp turn awaits in life
Today is the best day for you! Like everyone else
rest!
You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, start storming
A surge of energy will help you cope with
large volume of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you will
you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are the three great doctors.
It's time to act!
May the world be filled with peace and
goodwill.
Working with new partners will be very
profitable.
Work on diplomatic
abilities - they will be very useful for
implementation of ideas.
unexpected.
Romance will take you in a new direction.
From now on your kindness will lead you to
Today you will have a beautiful day.
Measure twice, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
Nightingales are not fed fables.
Focus on family and harmony with
the surrounding world.
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now it's time to try something
Patience! You're almost there.
He who knows is rich enough.
Do what your soul and body ask for
He who does not expect gratitude will never
will be disappointed.
Luck carries you through all difficult times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will significantly improve
your views on life today.
Good time to finish old ones
beginnings.
Good news will come to you by mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Even though some people try to stop you, you
you will still achieve your goals.
A person is never too old to learn. New
knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the better.
Do what you must, and come what may.
It's time to move. Your mood
will improve.
You have to consider the unexpected.
offer
Don't give up and get what you want
Someone needs your support
If you want to be successful, you must look
as if you have it.
The best is the enemy of the good.
The funniest desire is to please everyone.
What we ask for is what we receive.
The only difference between the winner and the loser is
that it rises one time more than
Remember that every day is the first of the rest
parts of life.
In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often
We waste our energy on trifles.
Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad either
how could it be!
The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
When God closes a door, he opens a window
The road of a thousand miles begins with the first
Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do.
Remember, the ark was built by an amateur.
Professionals built the Titanic!
It's better to regret what you did, not what you did
didn't.
He who stands still goes back.
Whatever is not done is for the better.
No one is defeated until he admits
yourself defeated.
Fighting is always justified if you know why
strive.
The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you'll forget
the main thing, and this is the main thing!
Don't try to be a hero until they call you.
These people and these events in your life turned out to be
here because you brought them here yourself. That,
Never ask anyone for anything, especially those
whoever is stronger than you will come and give everything
Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are lucky
Evil is not what comes into a person's mouth, but what
what comes out of them.
Do what you can with what you have
where you are now.
will happen.
Today the tomorrow that I was talking about has just arrived.
you were worried yesterday.
There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten,
you at least have two options.
If you were born without wings, don't bother them
A dog has so many friends because he wags.
tail, not wagging tongue
You are unique, just like everyone else.
Love your enemies... this will definitely lead them to
rabies!
There are no hopeless situations. Usually the way out
there is where the entrance is.
It’s not enough to know your worth - you also have to use it
The wind of wanderings blows over you.
Be careful!
Expect changes.
Don't miss important news.
Wait for your budget to be replenished.
Be careful on the road.
The stars are favorable to you.
Spend time on your home.
You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Live an ordinary life in an extraordinary way.
Don't look for external enemies: to understand that
hinders your development, look inside
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, now is the time to
clear.
Winning comes from what you have to
break up.
It's time to finish the old and start new.
If you don't want serious shocks,
analyze your attitude towards your own
personality.
Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
Don't expect too much and don't think too much
the final result.
Explore your shadow sides; understand that
attracts misfortunes into your life.
Finish what you started.
Be patient and if the decision is yours
That's right, the Universe will support him.
Don't get emotional.
Take a closer look at your health.
Enjoy your luck and share it with
the people around you.
Don't expect quick results.
Important news will come very soon.
Be persistent in the battle with your own
selfishness.
Your energy is leaking due to thoughtless or
untimely action.
Go with the flow of life without judgment and
trying to understand her.
Don't overestimate your strength: it can
lead to overvoltage.
Events are completely out of your control.
Think and don't rush into action.
The time has come to act, even if from you
requires jumping into the void.
Don't try to stubbornly express your will
a life that has been a secret until now
Be alert and avoid trouble.
If you show initiative, success will not
will make you wait.
Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations
expectations.
The problem is not where you think it is.
Someone is trying to interfere or harm
It’s God’s will for everything: influencing the situation is not
Your power!
The answer to your question is related to some
a man perhaps well known to you.
Something new will come into your life that
will significantly affect your personality.
Take a close look at your
environment: someone can take you to the very
decisive moment.
You hope not in vain!
The result of your actions may be
unexpected.
Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
You will finally be able to unlock the rusty
What you strive for is not worth yours
The main characteristic of the current situation
Ignorance.
The offer that will be made to you will not
Forward and only forward: the matter you are talking about
you think - right!
You can't cope with your problems alone
problems.
From the sowing of grain to the harvest there must be
Wait a little, and the next day
will bring you unexpected long-awaited
You aimed for a long time, but made a mistake. Your
the shot hit the wrong animal. However, it's yours
prey, just try your best
appreciate it.
Bad weather is raging all around. But in your house it is very
cozy and warm.
So as not to feel very lonely,
help others reach the top too.
Your best chance is coming soon.
The more you hunt for the big ones
Stop thinking about wealth often, and it will
will certainly come to you on its own
Show less pride and be
careful in actions.
The “grain” you sown a year ago will sprout when
waning moon. The harvest is highly anticipated
rich, most importantly, make sure that no one
trampled.
People have repeatedly tried unsuccessfully to ignite
fire. You and the long-awaited fire have come
flared up instantly - here it is, the hour has come
your triumph.
You have cared for the tree long and hard, and
finally, it bore a lot of fruit. Its branches
bend under their unbearable weight -
It's time to reap the well-deserved harvest.
The one who in the coming days will do to you
a nice gift to be the first to know about you
All. It is he who will lead you along the long, difficult
path, but you can only reach its end
You have become an obstacle to someone's dreams.
Step aside, carefully
consider your dream - it is near you.
Anyone who doesn't expect gratitude will never
will be disappointed
Soon you will get rid of your bad habit and
you will buy two new ones.
Soon you will find yourself in a magical cave with
treasures. Be reasonable, don't take it
everything - take exactly as much as you can
carry away. But by all means give half
You are lost in a deep, dark forest.
Look around you - a man who,
will certainly help you get out, is located
very close to you at your distance
outstretched arm.
Open up and let the light into that part of you
a life that was still a mystery.
Whatever you give from your heart to others will come back to you.
doubly for you.
The dawn is coming, for which many await
people. But only you can catch the first one
joyful ray of sunshine. Lucky - you
You will live to be 100 years old!
You are sitting on the seashore, but for some reason you don’t
You can take a deep, full breath.
Take courage: and then luck will come to you
to you from magical lands.
Your other half thinks you're great
With great love you will be turned to the stormy
Something exciting awaits you
If you are carried away by feelings, you will not feel
his age
You and your soulmate will meet
Your soul mate will help you in everything
household chores
Your soulmate will show you their feelings
A romantic trip awaits you
first class
A special morning awaits you
You will be immensely happy
Something special awaits you
You will feel the scent of love
You will live without looking back
Your significant other will not judge you harshly for
Your misdeeds
You are the perfect couple
Lady and gentleman - your roles this year
Many magical moments of solitude await you
A romantic dinner awaits you
Something cute and mischievous awaits you...
Emotions will overwhelm you
An unusual trip awaits you
Trust your intuition, the more you
think, the less you will understand
You will see your soulmate in everything
Something exciting awaits you both
A romantic walk awaits you
You will understand who the love of your life is
Something tempting awaits you
A home surprise awaits you
You will be in each other's heart
You should change your outlook on life
A responsible conversation awaits you
Someone is very concerned about your feelings and
Your soulmate will invest everything in you
You will see everything with every glance
Many things will become obvious to you
You will get answers to your questions
You will be warmed by the warmth of your loved one
You are at the beginning of something new
Together you will open a new chapter
You will receive a good sign
Your loved one's world will revolve around
You can easily overcome complications in relationships
You will be inundated with gifts
Don't be afraid to imagine what yours will be like
life together
A joint sports holiday awaits you
Your life won't be boring
Everything in your life will be shared by two
Someone will sacrifice their dream for yours
You will have more fun with your significant other than with
by anyone else
A hurricane of emotions awaits you
Someone will take very tender care of you
Declarations of love await you
Take photos together
Home will be the most comfortable place
Your soul mate will be your best support and
support
You will be the steering wheel in the relationship.
You don't have to pick up the pieces of your heart
You will be the perfect couple
Love will warm you from the inside
Emotions and feelings are the best cure for despondency
Love, love, love - that's what should be important to you now
For your other half - you are something special
You will have someone to fool around with
Write a wish list
Your romantic dreams will come true
Catch a thousand kisses
amazing reward awaits
Someone is looking for a way to your heart
A chance meeting awaits you
You have to make the largest bet in
your life
You will shine brighter than the stars
You are in for a luxurious holiday
Catch air kisses...
Expect an unusual declaration of love
Take a closer look at your
surroundings
Thoughts about love will help you move mountains
Someone is looking forward to meeting you
Crazy fun awaits you
Don't exaggerate other people's mistakes
You will choose with your heart, not your mind.
Wait for a romantic phone call
You'll miss someone
Look at life from a different perspective
The worst is over
Some problems remain, and we need to solve them
better not alone
Concentrate all your efforts on implementing the main
Don't rush things - it will cause harm
Events are developing rapidly. Trust
their flow
Don't change your course.
In love you are currently subject to
a lot.
Don't be afraid of obstacles, they will make a difference
even sweeter.
Less complaints!
Avoid quarrels.
Don't deviate from your principles.
You are full of strength and can move mountains in love.
You will receive important advice from others
Don't chase profit.
Do not limit your freedom, otherwise in personal
life will be in chaos.
We need to make concessions. Forget old grievances
The time has come for updates.
There’s still a lull in your life, but it’s ahead
a rise is expected.
Communication is more necessary than ever.
You are at your cherished goal or very close to it.
Decide on your desires
A joyful event awaits you, but you need
be as friendly as possible.
Only well-thought-out plans will come true.
Appreciate what you already have.
The fulfillment of your cherished desire is already close.
Try not to take hasty
decisions - clarity will come soon.
It doesn't hurt to seek advice from a wise man
and an experienced person.
You're on your way to the top of your relationship.
Show courage and determination.
Make your plans boldly!
Your slogan is patience and no haste.
Soon there will be a person who will help you.
If you follow the chosen direction,
the result will exceed all expectations.
A very good time to realize your
Take your desires more seriously
halves!
Think more realistically.
Appreciate what may disappear
Give half of yourself to the person you love
Help your other half with work matters
You are made for each other
You will feel hot from feelings and emotions
Don't let stress dampen your passion
Always be on the side of your loved one
Forget about the past and new doors will open
Don't let your relationship stagnate
Defeat yourself first, and then your enemies. How
Can one control others without self-control?
Human decoration - wisdom, decoration
wisdom - tranquility, decoration of tranquility
Courage, the adornment of courage is gentleness.
The teachers open the door. You enter yourself.
You can lead a camel to water, but you can't
make him drink.
Lush foliage of those trees with roots
deep.
He who treads softly will go far
your way.
"It's better to light a small candle than a lifetime
curse the darkness"
"To learn to run, you must first
learn to walk."
The wise man walks without leaving traces
Tall towers are measured in length
the shadow they cast, but great people -
number of envious people.
Today they confess their love to you.
Stands in a boat going against the current,
stop, as she will immediately be carried back.
A close neighbor is better than a distant relative
Don't do to others what you don't want them to do.
Direct words are unpleasant to hear, but they
promote right actions; good
the medicine tastes bitter, but it helps
There are minor conversations to be had.
In the end - happiness.
Don't take medications. There will be joy.
Stick to who you follow.
Don't take your loss or loss to heart.
acquisition
Possessing the truth will lead you to the right path
You will rise to the royal court
You will make your home abundant.
You're on the right track! Don't stop!
You hope not in vain!
Your goal is achievable!
Success will come if you don't listen to anyone else
Do not act in accordance with the old ones
right for yourself.
Be patient and if your decision is correct,
The universe will support him.
Focus on the present.
Trust what happens to you.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a charming
little face.
Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.
Everything will be fine!
You will do something useful!
If you don't believe in yourself, you won't start anything. A
if you don't start anything, then nothing
will happen.
Remember, there is always tomorrow.
Pay attention to the beauty around you
You are unique - remember that!
Don't miss important news.
Wait for the budget to be replenished.
The stars are favorable to you.
Spend time on your home.
You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Think not only about yourself, but also about others.
Cast aside your doubts.
Don't stray from your chosen path.
There may be surprises.
Think about your decision again.
Only if you are collected and focused,
You will succeed in everything both in business and at home.
To survive, stock up on strong threads
relationships.
This day promises you brilliant prospects.
Don't even try to calculate plans for
the coming week! She will still be there
unpredictable.
Auntie will smile at you with a white-toothed smile
Today you will receive a worthy reward for
your courage.
Everything will work out very well at work and at home.
successfully. Both colleagues and family will be able to
appreciate your extraordinary
capabilities.
Today is the best day for you! Like everyone else
rest!
At work, everything works out in your favor.
After the rain the sun shines brighter
Encourage your little weaknesses - allow yourself
have fun!
Today you will be as inimitable as ever! And outright defeat the opposite
Try to please your significant other more often
cute gifts and pleasant
surprises!
Beautiful ones will open before you
opportunities to climb the career ladder.
The main thing is to be decisive! Otherwise you'll miss it
lucky chance.
If you pay more attention to the second
soul mate, your relationship will be simple
fabulous!
Don't relax! lucky chance
will turn up, if only you are not lazy.
Work to your full potential, and then there will be something waiting for you
well-deserved reward.
The day is conducive to work, but not excessive
activity.
What was not possible before can suddenly
get moving.
Creative energy combined with
a pragmatic approach can give
results that will make you feel
internal satisfaction and positive
We have all heard about predictions. It is known that such work is carried out by people who are, to one degree or another, connected with various forces that are still incomprehensible and unknown to man. Predictions were in demand always and everywhere, in all countries and in the most different eras. Of course, in modern world predictions play a huge role, since there are few people who do not want to look into the future. Even the most ardent skeptics sometimes secretly want to know what awaits them next in life. However, predictions are now acquiring not only a strict character, but also their humorous form. And therefore, more and more often you can find comic predictions.
Comic predictions - what are they?
How do cheerful predictions differ from their more strict form? Initially, it is important to note that such predictions can be voiced from different purpose. Many people get tired of reading boring and strict predictions for the day, month, year. I want to defuse the situation, read something funny, but instructive. And therefore, ordinary predictions sometimes turn into a comic form. It can be just humor, a cartoon, and sometimes there is real black humor. While reading funny predictions, you can have a good laugh and take note of a few warnings that will help you avoid various problems in the near future. Moreover, when reading comic predictions The harsh reality is easier to perceive, and it becomes easier to look at life. Whether to believe such predictions is, of course, up to each person. But it would be useful to take warnings into account.
Where are funny predictions used?
However, comic predictions do not always have a strict basis. They can also be used simply to lift your spirits. A person who adopts them is able to quickly become the life of the party and become known as an enviable jokester. You can use them in the office at work, at a party with friends, in general, anywhere, the main thing is that they are appropriate. Naturally, such a prediction does not need to be taken on faith; it is intended only for entertainment. However, there are also frequent cases when even funny predictions, invented for laughter, came true. So even with them you should be careful. Also, cool and funny predictions are often used at holidays and celebrations. These could be birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays.
At what events are comic predictions most often used?
The first events where fun but instructive predictions originated were weddings. It's rare to see a wedding where guests don't dress up as gypsies on the second day. And what is a gypsy without predictions? In order to raise the festive spirit among those present and simply amuse passers-by, the gypsy in a comic form pronounces predictions to the bride and groom, and then to everyone present. Afterwards, funny predictions began to be used on other holidays. The hero of the day is always wished many years life, health, happiness. Everyone knows this and is accustomed to it. But a humorous prediction made at the height of the holiday, in which humor is mixed with wishes for happiness and longevity, can ignite it with renewed vigor, make guests laugh and please the hero of the day. Often funny predictions are used at children's parties. Of course, their shape should correspond to the children's theme.
Cool predictions form
Comic predictions are used in various forms. If they are pronounced during a feast or wedding, then it is more interesting to use a poetic form. Thus, at the same time, a prediction can become an excellent toast. Also funny prediction often becomes part of a game or entertainment. There are many table games in which you can playfully guess who a person was in a past life, of course, with the same comic result. If cool predictions are carried out at children's parties, then this usually creates a feeling of mystery. You can even hold a costume masquerade for a similar purpose. Children interested in a riddle always accept jokes with pleasure.
In general, comic predictions can be used anytime, anywhere. The main thing is that it is appropriate, otherwise the joke simply won’t work.
Comic predictions in verse in one line
1.
The day was bright and bright, like a sweet gift.
2.
A trip to the sea awaits you soon.
3.
Let a tear of joy flow, soon your old friend will return!
4.
Down with both anger and revenge, you will receive good news.
5.
Wait for the sunset, wait for the dawn, wait for a sweet greeting.
6.
Every day and every hour someone thinks about you.
7.
Look ahead more cheerfully, wealth awaits you there.
8.
Wait a little, the road is waiting for you.
9.
Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
10.
Holidays and fun await you at the end of the week.
11.
Suddenly you will have a new friend.
12.
Wait without crying, luck will come to you.
13.
The sun is back and happiness is back - you will meet new love.
14.
Expect success at work by next Saturday.
15.
You will always have delicious food in your house.
16.
Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky.
17.
If you lie down naked on ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl into you.
18.
Someone will be lucky again in the coming year, maybe you or a neighbor - you must always be prepared.
19.
Changes await you at the beginning of January, prepare for them gradually - don’t waste your time.
20.
Try to run carefully at night in icy conditions, and then you will quite possibly celebrate the New Year.
Funny predictions
1.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
2.
When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
3.
You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
4.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
5.
Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
6.
Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
7.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
8.
Today is the best day for you! Just like everyone else!
9.
Buy a book that you don't like at all - and you will find the answers to all your questions.
10.
During the first week after the New Year, a pleasant surprise awaits you.
11.
When leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear in yours too.
12.
If your neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
13.
In the New Year you will win a million dollars, but then you will give it all to charity.
14.
In the New Year, you will be able to get rid of your bad habit, but you will acquire a couple of new ones.
15.
In the New Year you will be given the most desired gift - goldfish. True, it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
16.
In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, but now please open a bottle of champagne.
17.
In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
18.
In the New Year, you will get yourself a new pet, and give the old one to a nursing home.
19.
If on June 1 you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
20.
If you come across a foreign body in bread, know that this is good luck!
Astrological comic predictions
1.
The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars may contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2.
Venus in the second house foretells a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3.
Ritual dancing on the table is contraindicated for your zodiac sign, otherwise an unpleasant meeting in a government house is possible.
4.
People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny... hey, dear, haven't you been drinking too much champagne?
5.
Abuse of shouts of “Happy New Year!” is fraught with throat diseases; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with just your lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
6.
The stars are not located in the best possible way: The most susceptible to rhythmic twitching will be the knee, hand, elbow and hip joints.
7.
Your patron planet Mercury foreshadows an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
9.
WITH today you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will present you with new unexpected love.
10.
This night the stars are positioned in the sky so that everything you have dreamed of getting for so long is shining for you.
New Year Wishes
1.
Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2.
I wish you to save the style! You will have a car!
3.
Luck will not leave you! There will be a new dacha for you!
4.
A toast to your health! There will be career growth for you!
5.
I wish you good luck! A new addition to your family is waiting for you!
6.
Surround you with comfort! And your income will increase!
7.
Let success follow! You are the best to study!
8.
There are many different impressions! On wonderful journeys!
9.
Don't let worry bother you! A new job is waiting for you!
10.
I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!