Ways to diversify New Year's celebration there are a huge variety. You can entertain yourself not only by watching “Blue Light” or even participating in it, but also in other ways. One of the little-used but potentially fun methods is predictions. Moreover, they can be different, even prophecies in the form of careless impromptu are relevant, although it is better to know in advance comic predictions on New Year 2019 to become the original “highlight” of the holiday program.
Classification of humorous prophecies and types of funny fortune telling
In fact, you can combine all the predictions into one common pile, but then it is impossible to even approximately guess the option, especially when it comes to the topic of the prophecy. It’s unlikely that you can continue to joke about finances if someone pulls out something about love. You can connect money and relationships in a funny way, but it will be difficult to return to the previous topic.
In total, there are several most pressing topics:
- Love relationships and family.
- Well-being, relaxation and health.
- Financial sphere and working relations.
No one forbids mixing all types when engaging in general playful divination. It’s just that certain types of “fortune telling” can still be played out somehow. It can be air balloons with a fortune inside, a special fortune-telling box, a magic hat or a prophetic vase. Any of these types can be played at the desired angle by making comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in a style suitable for each specific party.
There is also special kind predictions. These are “fortune-telling” cookies, so popular in European countries. It has also caught on here, and both children and adults like this type of entertainment. This type of prediction is worth highlighting in separate species. But it’s not possible to put a long prediction in cookies, so they contain only short and not always rhyming phrases. Moreover, for cookies you can also use short versions of prophecies selected according to different topics, because baking for such fortune-telling is most often done in general, and not by type.
About love and friends, family and children
Fortune telling on this topic concerns not only families with children or just couples in love. They are suitable for single people, and also affect relationships with friends, although each person is free to choose the text for predictions in this group at his own discretion.
Prophecies in short verses
Your vulgar desire is not worthy of prediction!
Your love will not grunt, but only meow tenderly!
Your affectionate children will be better than all the miracles in the world!
The year will pass especially brightly, the novels will make you hot!
There will be a couple of bad times, but a friend’s help will help!
Don't invite your friends to drink! The girls still have to give birth!
If you are a father or mother, there will be grace for the children!
In the Year of the Pig, you will safely plunge into a sea of affection!
Your love languor will become lucky!
Even if you live with your spouse, don’t forget your single friend!
Playful predictions in prose
You don’t have to be Vanga to predict a fun holiday with your friends!
Stop drinking and whining! There will be love for you, there will be!
This year of the Pig you won't have to live with the Pig!
It's hard to predict the presence of good friends in the Year of the Pig!
It’s clear children, it’s clear that there is a family! We'll have to spend more time on ourselves this year!
If you want to avoid problems with your friends, don't act like a pig! Even like a guinea pig!
Great gatherings with friends and family await you. And if the circle is small, then you will feel good and pleasant sitting in it!
someone new love will find it, and the old one will please someone from the bottom of their hearts!
He hits - it means he loves, the dear ones scold - they just amuse themselves. To a bathhouse like this high love. In the Year of the Good Pig, relationships will be bright and tender!
This spring you should not miss a good chance - as a true family animal, the Pig will give those in a couple the opportunity to find harmony in relationships, as well as find love for single people.
About work, career and finances
In “fortune telling” of this type, we can talk not only about hired work and money. Here you can “predict the future” in relation to own business or the economic situation in general, as well as about lottery winnings, inheritance or about colleagues, superiors and subordinates.
Rhyming prophecies
Good luck will come in February - the dacha remains unrobbed!
No problem, guys, everyone will increase our salaries!
Don't quit your job, friend, there are a lot of unemployed people around!
One foot, one foot two, my head started spinning! But not everyone will have this, success awaits you in your career!
If you don't need a million from a pig, make some broth!
You work until you sweat and then your work will bring you money!
Can you give me your business? So don't yawn! Calculate everything and dare, strengthen and develop.
Yes, the Pig is not greedy at all, she just doesn’t like laziness! That's how you work, that's how the money will come.
Don’t turn your nose up too much - it’s waiting for you career!
All your colleagues will be like family to you! They will support you, help you, and clear the way for you to get to the boss!
Playful predictions in prose
Just don’t say that you don’t need them! Of course you will have them, you will! No matter how hard you try, you'll get money.
By mastering the skills of the Chinese dummy, you can pump up your neck, but your wallet won’t swell. Learn to be first everywhere, and there will be more money.
Did you plant a tree? Built a house? In general, as you drown, so will you burst!
The pig is soft and round, so it can help get around everything sharp corners at work, it is only important to notice them in time.
Don’t believe bad horoscopes - if you want it, there will be money, a career, and recognition!
In the Year of the Pig, people can approach work in the most piggish way. Remember this and keep your finger on the pulse, then you will win.
Remember that a high position requires dedication to work. So you have to decide - you need to be a cool dude or you just want more money!
The wolf's legs feed him, and if he is still actively working in January, then he looks good compared to everyone else, which gives reason for a bonus!
Business trips, business trips, conferences and all that are necessary and sometimes useful. Just don’t forget to sometimes take a break from righteous labors!
Although now is not the year of the Horse, big income It's better to plow like a horse. Then the Pig will not screw you over!
About health, relaxation and well-being
This type of prophecy is aimed not only at general health and weekend get-togethers. We are talking about positive procedures, and about the mood, and about a long vacation with family or alone. Also, humorous prophecies can recommend something really good for health, so you should not be offended by them, but use them as a guide to action.
Prophecies in verse
If you haven't drunk vodka, you'll be fresh and full of energy!
To find gorgeous figure I'll have to remember physical education!
You need to rest more and not drink too much!
To preserve greater strength, eat nettles instead of lard!
To feel great, go to bed with a clear head!
If you don’t drink on New Year’s Day, you can save your health!
Stop eating, drink well! Why don’t you take care of your health?
20 kilometers will help you lose a couple of centimeters!
To live without headaches, don’t drink a lot of alcohol!
To live your life smoothly, do exercises in the morning.
Forecasts for the future in prose
Even if you don’t get too drunk in the Year of the Pig, the beginning of January will reward you with good health.
Sometimes you just need to lie in the barn to eat your sides. And in order not to eat them, you need to move more.
In the Year of the Pig, boar health awaits you!
Why think about the future, you need to feel it with your strong body. Don’t overload your brain, let it rest.
You don't have to believe that fat people kind - such a body cannot have a healthy spirit!
Healthy lifestyle and all that, well, don’t be a bore! Drink already!
Good health is given to withstand alcohol and food excesses.
On a holiday night you must also observe drinking regime. You need to drink, although on New Year's Day we are not talking about water.
Remember! Cold shower useful not only in early January, but throughout the whole year!
Health needs to be protected from a young age, so you need to drink vodka to preserve your body in alcohol for long-term storage!
Fortune Cookies
The procedure for making such cookies is simple - take classic shortbread dough as a basis, add flour to it until it becomes dense and let it rest for an hour. After this, they roll out thinly, cut out circles like dumplings and put a leaf with text in each of them. Next, carefully fold the circle, trying to seal the edges loosely, and then bake it in the oven. The text of the predictions itself can be anything, although ideally short.
Forecasts for the future in verse
Stop eating everything - sweets are poison for you!
According to forecasts, on New Year's Day everyone will put salads in their mouths!
Don't eat me when you're wondering - then you won't gain weight!
Pig is happy for you, maybe you will find a treasure!
At work, so that you behave like a boss, and not an ass!
In this swine season, obedience will attack your children!
Get it till you drop, you need to work!
At work - grace, it will be quiet and even smooth!
Don't forget about love - pour more for your neighbor.
Protect your belly, don’t go heavy on the salad!
Cookie Phrases in Prose
Pig Meteorological Center promises cloudless romantic relationship during the year!
Do you want to live more fun? Just smile!
The main thing is to believe that everything will be fine. Then this is exactly what will happen.
fight with bad mood- life will definitely become easier!
In the Year of the Pig, there will be love for everyone and all that, and you will also get a lot of money!
Many people hope for love and happiness. So now is the time - everything will be!
It is difficult to promise rapid career growth, although promotion will not cost you like a pig!
To remember January, drink in New Year's Eve more tea, juice. Avoid water, vodka may be mixed into it!
Even if you are an athlete, I predict a missed workout on the first of January!
Various forms of comic predictions for the New Year 2019 are not some kind of fresh idea. The tradition has been known for a long time, although it is not so widespread, but still it has lost its relevance. This happens because such humorous prophecies lift the spirits and add a touch of excitement to the holiday. You just need to choose the form of forecasts for the future in advance in order to enjoy the most original and interesting predictions on New Year’s Eve.
Voicing such predictions haunts various purposes. Often people get psychologically tired from reading boring, strict predictions designed for a month or a year. They strive to defuse the situation, that is, to get acquainted with more funny, but instructive information. In this case, ordinary predictions tend to turn into a comic form, that is, information can be provided with humor, in the form of a cartoon, or real black humor. Getting acquainted with the contents of funny predictions, you can laugh heartily and take into account several warnings that will help prevent problems in the near future. Reading comic predictions makes it possible to perceive harsh reality with ease, thanks to which a person learns to look at life much easier. Each of us chooses for himself whether to believe such predictions or to abstain. Although sometimes it is useful to take into account such warnings.
Who uses funny predictions
Comic predictions tend to not always have a strict background. They often just help lift your spirits. The man armed with them as soon as possible turns into the life of the company and an enviable joker. It is customary to use them in the office, at the workplace, at a party, and in any other place, but they should always be appropriate. Such predictions should not be regarded as serious things, as they are considered a form of entertainment. True, there are known cases of funny predictions, invented to amuse, come true. Funny predictions They are often used at holidays - birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home celebrations.
What events are most suitable for announcing comic predictions?
Funny and instructive predictions were born at weddings, the guests of which dress up as gypsies on the second day. In order to raise the festive spirit of passers-by, the gypsy predicts the future of the bride and groom in a humorous manner. Funny predictions eventually began to be used on other holidays. A prediction made to the hero of the day, which mixes humor with wishes of happiness, ignites a sense of fun, makes the guests laugh and pleases the hero of the occasion. Cool predictions are used at children's parties. In their form they correspond to children's themes.
Funny comic predictions in verses in one line
New Year Wishes
New Year is everyone's favorite holiday. A wonderful time to get together, eat delicious food, give gifts and share wishes. Children see the magic in it that Santa Claus visits homes, leaving gifts there. And so that he knows which ones exactly, the children write letters. For adults, New Year is also a time of waiting for a miracle. After all, they make wishes, make plans and believe that it will definitely turn out better than the previous one.
That’s why the game of New Year’s predictions is so popular. Moreover, these are comic predictions regarding various topics. There are allegorical ones, where there are hints or lengthy expressions. There are accurate ones that reflect existing reality. There are many options to play a game like this. The main thing is to prepare in advance.
Comic predictions based on films and songs
A great opportunity to have fun with a group when the festive dinner is eaten and dessert remains ahead. Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of New Year's predictions will certainly appeal to you.
How to apply:
Predictions can be hidden in special cookies.
- you can bake special cookies by putting notes with funny predictions inside them instead of filling;
- inflate a dozen multi-colored balloons and give the players a needle in turn so that they burst them - place notes inside;
- print out colorful candy wrappers, place notes inside, then wrap them in them chocolate candies and serve it to guests for dessert;
- write a dozen prophecies on identical pieces of paper, fold them and put them in a box or hat - let the guests take them out one by one;
- make short prophecies and assign a number to everyone, tell the guests at the feast the numbers or ask them to choose for themselves (for example: “Name the numbers 1-10 one by one”).
It is more interesting to guess for the coming year using films or songs. The results are funny sayings.
For example, find suitable song titles:
- Dark night;
- Night, night (Factor 2);
- New turn;
- One day the world will bend under us (c) (Time Machine);
- Goodbye;
- Wait, steam locomotive - from the film, Yu. Nikulin / G. Vitsin sing;
- Nadezhda - A. German;
- Abnegation – Fleur;
- They won’t catch up with us - Tattoo;
- Furry bumblebee;
- White Rose;
- Winged swing;
- Combat;
- The wind of change;
- Tenderness – M. Kristalinskaya;
- The beautiful is far away;
- There is only a moment;
- Ah, what a woman!
- White Rose;
- Farewell, love - A. Makarsky;
- Memories – Factor 2;
- I'll stay - City 312;
- Love - Dan Balan.
Interesting! You can make prophecies not just by taking the name, but by turning on the composition you got and listening to it. It will turn out real musical evening. Many songs carry deep meaning and make you think.
Examples of predictions that can be made based on films of the current years:
“The evening of memories will end with an unexpected meeting. Perhaps an old school or college friend will come?”
“Goodbye to the love of delicious donuts! The New Year will definitely start with a new advanced diet!”
“A mysterious stranger will send you white roses. Who is he? The answer will surprise you. Perhaps a fan or an old friend?
“The year will fly by like a winged swing - up, when you’re lucky and the work is going well, then down, when difficulties arise. Keep swinging, the black stripe will definitely give way to a white one.”
"When it comes dark night without the moon, make a wish. It will come true soon."
“The usual life will end after the New Year holidays. The wind of change is inevitable! At first the changes will seem like an unpleasant surprise to you, but then you will realize that everything is going well.”
Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of New Year's predictions will certainly appeal to you.
Movie titles
You can guess by songs or movie titles. It's simple, at the same time original way get comic predictions for New Year 2019. Then the guests themselves will be involved in the procedure of deciphering the “prophecy”, and most of the results will be cool. A list of movie titles to be used should be compiled in advance or written later, with the guests. Let them remember the pictures, and the presenter will write them down. In a column, without numbers. Then, the players name the numbers and the presenter finds the desired name in this list. Using it, he predicts for the year, adding a version of the decoding on his own, or he will first distribute paper notes to everyone with the names.
For example:
A striking design option for predictions.
- Predator;
- Armageddon;
- Curse of the Nun;
- The smell of a woman;
- Taming of the Shrew;
- The escape;
- Sex and the City;
- Groundhog Day;
- Deal with the devil;
- Stranger;
- Quiet place;
- Titanic;
- Big jackpot;
- Reincarnation;
- The Wedding Planner;
- The Forty-Year-Old Virgin;
- Love affair at work;
- Zigzag of luck;
- Christmas trees;
- Matchmakers;
- Long road in the dunes.
Examples of predictions for the new year:
"Awaiting you... big jackpot! – clearly concerns money.
“The taming of the obstinate is awaiting” - perhaps the management will take special measures to “educate” the careless employee, or this “surprise” concerns the home. Will you have to raise your child more strictly?
“A colleague has been eyeing you for a long time. Previously, he did not try to take active actions. The office romance will begin suddenly. A stormy whirlpool of passions will swirl! Be extremely careful and trust your intuition!”
“The reincarnation of a forgotten project will bring unexpectedly successful results, even though you have to try!”
“Be careful, you will have to unite the team when the boss entrusts you with a new major project. Work as a united front, otherwise you will sink like the Titanic!”
“The nun's ominous curse awaits you! Perhaps your beloved mother-in-law or mother-in-law will come soon?
“Wait for the matchmakers! Is your beloved niece really getting married?
Lines from songs
At the same time, train your memory by remembering the lines of some favorite compositions or names of paintings. You can print them out on pieces of paper in advance and hand them out to your guests.
Song excerpts suitable for forecasts (for next year):
“Forget him, forget him” (c) “Hands up.”
“Such tenderness on the mirrors” (c) Maxim.
"Million, million, million Red roses"(c) A. Pugacheva.
“Oh mom, I’m going crazy!”
“Don’t listen to anyone, only your heart - it knows everything” (c) Max Korzh.
“But when everyone leaves, stay, sit next to me” (c) Olga Marquez.
“I really want to be with you, but sorry, dear, I have a lot to do” (c) Vitya Ak-47 - Sorry, dear, I have a lot to do.
“And even if the whole world turns to dust, I will carry your heart in my hands” (c) Olga Marquez.
“Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man’s world"
“Wait a little longer. We will show you the way” (c) “The path.
"I am free! Like a bird in the sky!”
“How lucky you are, my bride” (c) Mumiy Troll.
“Dad bought a car” (c) A. Pugacheva
“Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome” (c) P. Volya.
“Only, a glass of vodka on the table!” (c) G. Leps.
“The plane easily carries me away” (c) Valeria.
“For a week, until the second. I’ll go to Komarovo!”
“If you have a pack of cigarettes in your pocket. So everything is not so bad today” (c) “Kino”.
Interesting! Each line is a ready-made prophecy; participants only need to choose! Somewhere there are hidden wise wishes, somewhere a reason to laugh, and at the same time to think.
In addition to lines from various famous songs or movie titles, you can write your own humorous predictions. At the same time, add meaning so that, in addition to being a joke, they bring benefits to the players.
Examples of prophecies for this year:
Drink tea regularly and never get sick
Interesting texts for New Year's comic predictions.
yours keyword will become: "Rapidly"
Your career will develop rapidly in the new year,
Salaries will also increase rapidly.
Rapidly - relationships will strengthen,
Quickly - you have to run when the boss calls.
Quickly - the premium will be accrued.
Quickly - the working year will fly by and a leisurely (no need to rush here) vacation will begin!
Look more cheerful - everything will turn out great in the new year.
Predictions in verse.
Happiness will come in your personal life,
At the same time, income will increase.
He will live calmly, without worries and no worries.
Smile more often - and fate will answer you with a smile!
The year will definitely be successful,
You will calmly solve all the assigned tasks.
Fulfill the plan, distinguish yourself with diligence,
And the bosses will praise you when they notice this.
Ask for a bonus, don’t be shy.
At the same time, you’ll get a raise sooner!
The prince is waiting for you, he arrived long ago. A white horse, a stable job, a bouquet of flowers – I collected everything. All that remains is to convey to him the answer: “Yes!” and take a step. Look around, he's nearby!
What was dreamed for a long time will certainly come true in the new year,
Unexpected troubles will go away unnoticed.
Definitely expect
The arrival of a harmful relative!
He will grumble constantly
But it will bring good luck and unexpected income.
He’ll come for a short while and check on everything,
At the same time, it will take away problems, sadness and troubles!
Don't be sad, better open the door wider.
Is this how you want to celebrate this New Year?
YesNo
Let happiness into the New Year.
Nadezhda will come with him, stay for a while,
Take her out of the way too.
Love will pass freely, it is impossible to contain it.
With her you can safely expect good luck when visiting.
Prosperity will gradually approach the threshold,
He will carefully examine the house, the threshold and the surroundings.
He decides that he should stay, the people are nice, it’s cozy here.
Gather this company at your place, treat them to tea,
If they wish or suggest something, write everything down.
Feed her delicious food, read fairy tales and put her to bed.
Now you always live with them!
It will be long, even dreary and difficult. It will take enough time, perhaps it helps the nerves. But the result will definitely justify all the investments - a new home!
Soon in the coming year you will become the victim of a surprise attack. In the evening, after all the New Year's holidays, a group of unknown people will find you. Among them is luck, it will hold tight. The active ringleader will be love, who is also the organizer of the attack. The third is prosperity, and inspiration will come with them.
It is worth warning - the attack will succeed and you will no longer be able to escape.
Smile more often, then you will receive an unexpected offer. The director of a toothpaste manufacturing factory will want to work with you.
Your wealth in the coming year will increase significantly after receiving a million dollar win! Be careful, do not waste money on trifles.
On this holiday, your many relatives will unexpectedly remind you of themselves. Everyone will invite you to visit, feed you delicious food and give you a gift!
You will feel like a prisoner of a time machine - you will have to work a lot and it will seem as if you have returned to the Year of the Horse. However, the results will be worth the time and effort invested!
The end of the year will bring a series of strong shocks. Your success will amaze your envious people, competitors and other ill-wishers.
Expect a stranger to visit. He will appear on Sunday morning and shock you. Perhaps it's the postman? Will give you a notification that you have won a million dollars! We'll have to let him in! 
You will lose seven things: failure, debts, an unpleasant acquaintance, resentment, misfortune and a bad habit.
You will get seven things in return: love, prosperity, luck, inspiration, hope, happiness and a bonus.
Be careful, the word “big” haunts you. If there is a salary, you will get a big one, if there is a project, they will entrust you with a large one, if there are gatherings, then they will be large-scale, where many people will gather! So try to use this word wisely! Then the big boss will certainly be pleased with you.
The year will fly by! Get a cool car and have a great vacation at your favorite resort. Your life will change dramatically, and your cool boss will give you a stunning bonus!
Looking for destiny? Be sure to visit a nudist beach and look around carefully. Perhaps your happiness will find you and settle down next to you in the new year!
A lot of things will pass you by in life. Only a few things will remain: happiness, prosperity, good health and luck.
Prepare dinner, decorate the Christmas tree and open the door: Santa Claus will definitely come to visit! Give him a treat and entertain him with conversation. At the same time, tell him about your plans. In return, the kind old man will bring you a wonderful gift!
Bottom line
When composing the text of notes, you need to focus on the age and hobbies of the audience. The main thing is not to offend, but to make those present laugh. If there is a company with children, it is better to avoid vulgarities. If all the guests are relatives or friends and they have been communicating for a long time, you can add snippets of pleasant memories to the prophecies.
It would be a good idea to write several individual messages aimed at a specific recipient. His hobby, professional activity and character will be clues.
Celebrate holidays big company fun and interesting. But only if planned entertainment. Without it, the celebration will turn into banal eating and empty talk. If you take charge of organizing the holiday, you need to think through everything carefully and prepare in advance. Room decoration, menu, music - all these are important components of the party. Most importantly, don’t forget to prepare competitions, games and quizzes. Guests will be completely delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, a little touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.
crystal ball
Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and his loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include a visit from a famous witch into your evening scenario. You can act in her role yourself or involve one of the invitees. Have your speech planned out in advance and the show can begin.
A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, they work best in poetry. Write them down on small sheets of paper, then roll them into a tube. You can age the paper using regular strong tea leaves or, conversely, paint the tubes in bright colors. Place these mysterious packages in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one balloon to each guest's chair. They won’t even suspect that there are jokers and funny people behind them. In the middle of the evening the witch appears!
The fun begins
The witch is dressed according to her image, in her hands is a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, looks at everyone with a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in it! Do you want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will now appear behind your backs! Take from them what was sent to you by higher powers!”
All come true
Guests can start popping the balls and take out the packages. Now the real fun begins! short and funny will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:
- soon you will meet love, you will get married again;
- as soon as you put on a red hairpiece, you will receive a million in a day;
- You’ll fly up the career ladder and quickly catch your boss;
- you will never go bald, your hair is protected by a lucky star;
- soon in your house you will hear children's roar, laughter and stomping, and the potty, have fun soon, my friend;
- you will soon find a miraculous balm, you will be forever young, mischievous and lively;
- You wake up in the morning and there’s a foreign car outside your window. Didn’t you expect such a gift?
These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are ideal for colleagues. This number will be relevant at a corporate event for any holiday!
Gypsy motifs
The stereotype that all gypsies are fortune tellers is strong. So let’s not dispel it, but, on the contrary, let’s play up the funny situation. The gypsy Aza will come to you for the holiday straight from the camp that goes into the sky! He will drop in for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it’s very easy to make: you’ll need a colorful long skirt, a headscarf and more jewelry. Prepare humorous predictions in advance, short ones that will work best. Write them down on pieces of paper and put them in a beautiful box. The gypsy woman enters the room and explains that she found this chest by chance in her great-grandmother’s house. She opened it and saw a note there. She talked about how she should arrive at this house and distribute these sheets to those present.
Mysterious messages
The development of events may be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in poetry or prose. The gypsy herself can call guests and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!
- I see very clearly that you have a huge family. You will all live together, your son will go to serve in the army.
- A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
- A lot of money will fall on your head, and your friend will get rid of the disease.
- You will always have delicious food at home.
- There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
- Exactly at night your happiness will come.
- Very, very soon, I see you at sea!
Everyone will definitely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, young people and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!
All the best for children
If there is a children's party planned at home, be sure to prepare entertainment for the children. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Hold several games and competitions, let the smart people show off their intelligence in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, give the guys a good rest and refreshment, and you can start completing the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present comic predictions, short and funny, as a prize. This will be an unusual and interesting surprise for children! They will be happy to open the treasured notes and read the messages!
- very soon you will have new friends;
- V mall you just buy cool pants;
- when you hear a loud ringing, you will receive a new phone;
- you will get five A's, even though you study very poorly;
- they will ring, you open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
- soon everything will be great, you will have a red dachshund;
- your neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live a hundred years;
- in the coming month of October, luck will come to you;
Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.
School years
Not everyone likes going to school, but when they grow up, they remember these years and dream of going back to the past! Try to organize parties, discos, competitions and games for the children on every holiday. This way the class will become more friendly and united. At any event, you can present children with an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with hidden meaning.
- Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will only study for A's and attend all sections.
- This year you will find yourself, you will begin to write books and poems.
- Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
- They will send you to a running competition; you must prove yourself there.
- You need to start dancing and pump up your back muscles, your parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
- You'll sing like a nightingale, don't be too shy on stage!
The children will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good things, then they will definitely come true!
What New Year's holiday can be imagined without cheerful wishes and toasts, funny competitions and games? Of course, you should think carefully in advance about how to set your guests up for a playful mood. And comic predictions for the New Year, funny wishes for the New Year, which will become a real highlight of the entire festive feast, can help with this.
Each of us expects some kind of miracle from celebrating the New Year. And it doesn’t matter at all how old a person is – five or fifty. Every year, according to an established tradition, we raise our glasses to the chimes and make our deepest wishes. The New Year's wish for “dreams coming true” is heard at every step. What more could you ask for? to the best friend or a relative, and even doing it in an original and funny way?
Not only wishes for the New Year and making wishes, but also fortune telling are considered traditional. The latter, by the way, may actually turn out to be a very interesting activity. So why don’t you and your company tell fortunes on New Year’s Eve? You can choose which version of this game is more suitable for your guests: simple or comic predictions for the New Year. But just guessing, for sure, may not be interesting to everyone. You need your guests to remember you for a long time as the most cheerful and original host. To do this, you can come up with a whole scenario of various funny fortune-telling, containing comic predictions for the New Year, and such that even people who are completely devoid of a sense of humor will like it.
In general, New Year competitions for adults are good because they can be held without leaving due to festive table. Before the start of more active competitions, comic predictions for the New Year will be able to put those gathered in the right mood. And there are a lot of ideas (which we will definitely share) on how to present comic predictions and wishes for the New Year.
Option #1. You've probably already heard about cookies of fate or happiness, as they are called. These cookies are baked with a New Year's prediction or wish written on a piece of paper inside. Why don’t you prepare similar cookies and serve them with dessert, for example. You can similarly bake, more familiar to us, small nuts with filling and predictions inside.
Option number 2. You don't have to hide funny New Year's predictions in cookies. It will be much easier, and maybe even more fun, to use ordinary balloons for this purpose. Prepare required amount balloons (it’s better if there are more of them than guests). Before inflating them, write New Year's predictions on small notes and, rolling them into a tube, place one prediction at a time inside the ball. Don't forget to prepare a pin for the New Year's party so that guests burst the selected balls.
Think carefully about what New Year's predictions to offer your guests. If you doubt that all guests will positively perceive comic predictions for the New Year, it is better to do with simple ones. There are just a ton of ideas for simple predictions: a car, an apartment, a trip to Italy, the birth of a child…. For both options, there is only one required condition: wishes should be exclusively positive, because everyone wants to have fun in the New Year. When choosing various New Year's jokes, you need to be sure that all guests will receive them well.
Option number 3. Don't forget about our long-standing tradition of baking a festive cake with surprises. Various items are placed in the pie dough: a coin, candy, a pod of hot pepper, etc. The special charm of such a pie lies in the excitement, because not everyone will get New Year's predictions and, on the contrary, some may get several at once. You need to eat such a pie carefully so as not to damage your tooth on a coin, for example.
Option number 4. There is a simplified version of the New Year's fortune pie. It is not necessary to put objects into the dough. Instead, you can cut a thick sheet of paper into squares, and after drawing a funny picture with a wish for next year on each square, put them in the pie.
Option number 5. It is also not necessary for you to make New Year’s predictions. Weave fortune telling into New Year's competitions for adults by offering guests a game similar to forfeits. Let each guest give you some item. You will choose an “oracle” - a player with a good sense of humor, who will predict fate for the next year. Show the oracle objects one by one, without naming the owner. If the oracle is endowed with a healthy sense of humor, then the company is guaranteed to have a lot of fun.
Option number 6. You can arrange, for example, an old Russian fortune telling, only in a comic style. Let's say, place several bottles around with “prophecies” inside. Blindfold the person who wants to know his future, and, having untwisted him, let him choose the first bottle he comes across by touch.
In general, comic predictions for the New Year and New Year competitions for adults can be the most various options. The only thing that can limit you is your own imagination.
And in conclusion, we offer you several examples of New Year's predictions and comic wishes that you can use on your holiday.
Funny wishes for the New Year and comic predictions for the New Year
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In the New Year you will be fabulously lucky - you will win a million dollars!!! And then you give every penny to charity.
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In the New Year, you should not scold the black cat that ran across your path. Better take him home: the cat will be great company for your 33 parrots.
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In the New Year, you will be able to get rid of a bad habit, but in return you will acquire a couple of new ones.
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Next year, always enter your boss’s office with the left foot: then you will definitely be promoted.
New Year's jokes:
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Don't twist the button when you expect a bad event, otherwise it will definitely fall off.
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In the New Year you will be delighted by giving you the most desired gift - goldfish! True, this fish will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
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In the third decade of the coming year, a fireworks display of bright events awaits you. Start preparing immediately!
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Smile a lot in the New Year and sign a contract with Blend-a-Med.
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When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Remember: he must love!
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You are lucky! So in the New Year, be more modest and stop eating. lucky tickets on a trolleybus!
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When crossing the road, look around carefully - there is a chance that you will meet your destiny.
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If you wear your clothes inside out on June 1 of next year, many members of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. There is a chance to meet your love!
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If you come across a foreign body in bread, know that it’s good luck!
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Beware of the bald ones!
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Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation - a car.
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If neighbors knock on the radiator tomorrow morning, then a fun and unforgettable year is ahead.
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Expect a new addition to the family next year. It’s likely that your neighbor’s cockroaches will come to you for permanent residence.
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If, when fortune telling on ice in a saucer, you did not see the treasured dimples that foreshadow the birth of daughters, dig them out yourself! Business.
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If the log you chose to predict the financial condition of your future husband turns out to be smooth, immediately throw it away and find a suitable one. You don't need a poor husband at all!
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If you see the reflection of your betrothed in the mirror, look back. Perhaps your husband is standing behind you.
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After this New Year, a very pleasant surprise awaits you - the Old New Year will come! A great excuse to have a drink!