The day of jokes, gags and practical jokes is the most happy holiday per year. On this day, everyone is supposed to play pranks - relatives, friends, colleagues and even complete strangers.
Jokes and gags on April Fool's Day give a lot vivid impressions And positive emotions, but the April 1st prank should be good-natured, funny and at the same time harmless.
Sputnik Georgia has prepared a selection of funny and original “jokes” for those who want to prank their family, friends, colleagues, classmates on April 1 and cheer up everyone around them.
Funny jokes and practical jokes
The first of April in 2019 falls on Monday - a difficult day, so by starting the morning with a draw, you will provide for the whole family great mood for the whole day.
When you wake up early, replace your slippers with a larger or smaller size, or even better, add slippers different sizes. You can stitch one sock or fold different ones in pairs.
For adults, put children's clothes, and for children - large ones - not in size, but it will be funnier, having spent time preparing the prank, sew up the trouser legs and sleeves of the clothes of your household with easily torn thread, or sew up the neckline.
Gags and jokes that we did more than once in childhood are also relevant - paint the sleeping person’s face with ketchup, toothpaste or another quickly washed off mixture. A tube of toothpaste can be filled with milk or sour cream with a syringe.
Tint the faucet divider with red liquid dye; as a result, red water will flow from the faucet.
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Place dry pasta under the toilet seat, and when someone sits on it, it will crack as if it was broken. Use cosmetics for the prank - replace, for example, face cream with butter or cover with colorless varnish so that it does not foam. You can also seal the neck of the shampoo with food film.
You can replace salt with sugar or add pepper to coffee. Prepare a fried egg from sour cream and half a canned peach, and serve jelly instead of juice.
Place a plate of ready-made breakfast in the freezer overnight, and in the morning, innocently watch as an unsuspecting child tries in vain to scoop up the frozen milk.
You can decorate food stored in the refrigerator with eyes and ask someone in the household to take something out of it.
The list of various jokes and gags can be endless, and it doesn’t matter how you prank your family on April 1 - the main thing is that this is a great reason to laugh with the whole family.
Original jokes
Friends can be played in different ways, including placing a fart pillow on them. It needs to be hidden under the seat cushion to make it harder to notice. At the same time, do not forget to check that there is somewhere for the air to escape.
A lot of jokes and pranks are related to the phone. For example, call a friend and ask him not to answer calls for several minutes, since the telephone operator is working on the line and he may get an electric shock.
For another draw you need to turn it on on your mobile phone forwarding to any number - for example, a hairdresser, bathhouse, rest home or government agency. Imagine the surprise of people calling you when they hear an unfamiliar voice pronouncing the name of the organization instead of your “alo”.
One of the old jokes is to call from an unknown phone number and say the following text: “Hello, is this Durov’s corner? Did you order a talking horse? Just don’t hang up, you know how hard it is to dial with your hoof!”
Original and funny joke- cola with ice. Offer your friend a cola and top it with ice filled with Mentos chewing candy. When the ice melts and Mentos reacts with cola, a real fountain is guaranteed.
Can be pasted over workplace or a friend’s car with colorful stickers with various wishes and declarations of love. Or simply throw toys at his workplace - for example, various reptiles and spiders.
Better yet, have a party with your friends, and let everyone prepare a couple of original and funny competitions for the evening, and award a prize for the most successful draw.
You can prank your colleagues in the following way: cover the mouse with tape and watch their reaction. Or hide the mouse, leaving a note: “Goodbye, flew to the Bahamas.”
You can use tape to stick everything that is on it to the table - pencils, pens, notepad, keyboard, phone, mouse, and so on. A fan's horn under a colleague's chair is one of the funny and original jokes that never gets old.
It’s enough to just play a prank on all your employees at the same time - bring a box of cakes with the inscription April 1 to work and, as if by chance, throw away what you don’t want. Be sure that no one will touch the treats, as they will wonder what you did with them.
You can play an original prank on your employees this way - by posting a pre-printed order from the boss on changes in the vacation schedule on the notice board, or by telling your colleagues that half of everyone’s salary will now be transferred to the organization’s fund.
Prank for classmates and teachers
April 1 brings indescribable joy to children, but for teachers, who are faced with mischievous pranks at every step, it is quite difficult.
The range of jokes and practical jokes among schoolchildren, whose ingenuity and imagination adults can only envy, is quite extensive.
The most common pranks and pranks are sticking stickers to the backs of classmates with various inscriptions, such as “get on me, who doesn’t have a horse” or “free delivery - I’ll ride with the breeze.”
An old funny joke that always works: “Where did you get so dirty?” Or write on a piece of paper “there is a broom on the ceiling” and pass it around the class. Whichever classmate reads it will definitely raise their voices, and along with them the teacher will start looking at the ceiling, trying to understand what is happening.
Offer a soda to one of the students, shaking the bottle well beforehand, and a colorful fountain is guaranteed.
If you rub a chalkboard with dry soap, you won’t be able to write on it with chalk, but you’ll have to wash the board yourself later.
For another funny joke, you need to take a cardboard box, the bigger the better, cut out the bottom and place it on the cabinet so that the bottom fits tightly. Then fill it with confetti and cover the top. To attract the teacher's attention, write something large on the box with a bright marker.
And when the teacher tries to take it off or asks one of the students to do it, the victim of the prank will be showered with confetti.
Jokes, gags and practical jokes on April 1 will give you and those around you a lot of positive emotions and vivid impressions. So have fun and spread joy to those around you. But try not to overdo it, so as not to unwittingly offend someone.
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April 1st is celebrated around the world as April Fool's Day, or April Fool's Day. It is not known for certain where the tradition of “honoring” the gullible and simple-minded came from on this particular day, but the holiday is still alive.
History of the holiday
The tradition supposedly comes from the Middle Ages, and the first written mention of the first of April as a day of practical jokes (Fools Holiday) was recorded in 1686. The fashion for pranking those near and far by publishing stupid advertisements in newspapers came from Britain: as you know, one of the first pranks of this kind was an invitation to wash the white lions in the Tower.
In Russia, the holiday appeared and took root with Peter I. It was he, according to legend, who was the author of the first national April Fool's joke - an invitation to an “unheard-of performance”, at which simpletons were greeted by a poster: “April 1st - don’t trust anyone!”
One of the most famous April Fool's jokes is a 1957 BBC News broadcast about spaghetti harvested from trees.
In Russia, making jokes in the media on April 1 has become fashionable since late Soviet times. Some jokes were successful, some were not so good, however, they were all quickly forgotten, and every year the media comes up with something new. Although Russia recently passed a law against fake news, potential pranksters have already been reassured that no one will be punished for innocent April Fools' pranks.
Cool April 1st pranks for the office
There is a huge amount resources that promise to teach you how to play a funny joke on your co-workers on April 1st. Unfortunately, all these simple pranks revolve around the phrase “who lost a hundred dollars,” taping a phone over a phone, or gluing a computer mouse to a table.
One office worker on condition of anonymity, he told how he harshly played an employee, because of whose carelessness their department lost a lucrative order and was left without a bonus.
The lazy employee was not a fool to drink and in this altered state actively entered into close contacts with “girls of reduced social responsibility.” “On behalf of” one such girl, on April 1, he received a letter that he had become a happy father...
The guy who had just gotten happily married and even stopped drinking was so scared that when he found out it was April Fool's joke, resigned immediately.
However, as statistics show, mostly office pranks are quite innocent in nature.
Draws for April 1st for SMS
Here, too, Internet offers do not shine with originality. Basically, the content of supposedly humorous SMS messages is made in the spirit, they say, stop talking too much, otherwise your tariff will be called “Done.” Naturally, all this with one degree or another of obscenity, which, as you know, is now strictly prohibited in the media.
Here are some more examples of jokes that, according to the authors, can amuse your friends on April 1st.
“There are times in men’s lives when they are absolutely indifferent to women. These are the first, second and third periods of hockey.”
“Hello, dear subscriber! We would like to thank you for your loyalty, congratulate you on April Fool’s Day, and just for fun, we’ll write off a thousand rubles from your account. Your mobile operator."
“I found out what stone you have from your horoscope! Judging by your face, it’s a brick.”
“Look to your left. Look to the right. Look up. Don’t you feel like a fool?!”
Etc., etc. And that’s not even counting the outright obscenity.
So, rather than practicing idiotic pranks, it’s better to just congratulate your friends on April Fool’s Day.
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Wishes on April Fool's Day:
Happiness, joy, success!
Let your dreams come true!
Let there be more warmth!
Let there be smiles more often
May everything in life be sweeter.
Let the sadness go away
Have fun day and night!
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We'll go a little crazy
Let's play the fool
Let's laugh too
We'll make faces at you!
And without this - nothing!
He who is serious is a fool.
Everyone knows: on April Fool's Day
Sadness is a hindrance!
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On this day there is no sin at all
Spread laughter everywhere
And make fun of someone,
To cheer up your friends!
So laugh together, people.
Let the joke be good-natured,
To smile from ear to ear,
At least sew on the ties!
In terms of the number of draws, April Fool's Day, or as it is affectionately called, April Fool's Day, is the record holder of the year. By the way, being offended by April Fools' pranks is considered bad manners.
Sputnik has prepared a selection of jokes for those who want to prank their household, friends, colleagues, classmates on April Fool's Day and cheer up those around them - relatives, friends or just passers-by.
How to prank your household
When you wake up early, add children's clothes to the adults and parents' clothes to the children, replace the slippers with a larger or smaller size. You can put slippers of different sizes, hide one sock from different pairs and so on.
If you have the opportunity to spend a little time preparing the prank, you can sew up the sleeves or trouser legs of your household members’ clothes with a thin, easily torn thread late the night before. You can also sew on a sleeve or sew up the neckline. Such innocent jokes will turn the process of dressing into a game and put all family members in a positive mood.
You can remember the jokes that we did more than once in childhood - to paint the face of a sleeping person with toothpaste, ketchup or another quickly washed off mixture, and to cover the soap with colorless varnish so that it does not foam.
You can carry out various manipulations with cosmetics. For example, replace face cream or deodorant with butter.
In the kitchen, according to tradition, you can replace sugar with salt, add pepper to coffee - this drink is very invigorating in the morning, especially on April 1st. But it would be funnier to make a fried egg from sour cream and half a canned peach and serve jelly instead of juice.
The list of various jokes can be endless, but you need to know when to stop everything. Most importantly, remember that this is a great opportunity to have fun with the whole family.
How to prank your friends
There are many jokes related to the phone. For example, call a friend from an unknown phone number and say something like this: “Hello, is this Durov’s corner? Do you need a talking horse? Just don’t hang up, you know how hard it is to dial with your hoof!”
For the next draw, you need to enable forwarding on your mobile phone to any number - for example, a government agency, hairdresser, bathhouse or rest home. The surprise of people calling you will know no bounds when, instead of your greeting, they hear an unfamiliar voice pronouncing the name of the organization.
You can also prank your girlfriend in the following way, which is called a “secret admirer.” Should be ordered gorgeous bouquet and enclose an anonymous note indicating the place and time of the meeting, and a request to bring this very bouquet with you. You need to send a man unknown to her to meet your girlfriend, but he must come with his companion. Approaching your friend, he must take the bouquet from her and solemnly present it to his companion. But, in order not to bring loved one to the handle, you need to immediately appear and hand over the flowers intended specifically for her.
If you work with a friend in the same office or get to his workplace without interference, you can cover it with stickers on which you first write declarations of love, good wishes and so on. Or simply throw toys at his workplace, for example, frogs, various rattlers, and so on.
By the way, you can throw a party with friends and ask each of them to prepare several comic competitions, and before the end of the holiday, sum up the results and award a prize for the most successful draw.
How to prank your colleagues
The easiest prank to perform is to cover the mouse with tape and watch your perplexed colleague or colleagues. You can draw or write something cool on the tape: “I’ll be there after lunch, your little mouse.” Or hide the mouse altogether by placing a note with drawn footprints and the words: “Don’t look for me, I found a more caring daddy.” You can also tape everything on it to your colleague’s desk with double-sided tape - pens, pencils, keyboard, notepad, mouse, phone, and so on.
Want to prank all your employees at the same time? Bring to work a box of delicious cakes or sweets with the inscription April 1st. At the same time, just in passing, say that you don’t want something. I guarantee that no one will touch these goodies, as everyone will wonder what you did with them.
You can also bring a box of sweet pillows to the office, for example, “Taste the Crunch”, after replacing the contents with Whiskas pillows, and observe the reaction of your colleagues to the “sweet” pillows.
You can print out your boss’s order to change the vacation schedule and post it on the notice board. Or say that half of each employee’s salary will be transferred to the organization’s fund.
If your boss has a sufficient sense of humor, you can prank him or her, or maybe them. For example, the whole team should write resignation letters at will and bring it for signature at the same time. True, there is a danger that the boss will actually sign these statements.
How to prank teachers and classmates
For teachers, April 1 has always been a difficult day, as young pranksters await pranks at every step, for whom this day brings indescribable joy.
Schoolchildren are more inventive than adults. The range of their jokes and pranks is quite extensive, and one can only envy their imagination. Here are some examples of pranks:
Among the most common school pranks is sticking stickers to the backs of classmates with inscriptions of various contents, such as “I’ll ride with the breeze” or “whoever doesn’t have a horse, sit on me.” The old joke, “where did you get so dirty” always works. You can also offer someone a soda, shaking the bottle well beforehand.
A simple prank that always works. On a piece of paper write “there is a broom on the ceiling” and pass it around the class. One of the classmates who reads it will definitely raise his head up, then the next one, and so on. And along with them, the teacher begins to look at the ceiling, trying to understand what is happening.
If you're not afraid of the teacher's righteous anger, you can use the old trick and rub the chalkboard with dry soap. In this case, you won’t be able to write on the blackboard with chalk. But keep in mind that you will have to wash the board yourself later.
You can prank the teacher by saying that the director is calling him to his office. But we need to have time to hang a poster on the door of the director’s office with the inscription: “Don’t trust anyone on the first of April!”
Nowadays, almost every schoolchild has a mobile phone, so you can come up with different jokes related to the phone. Or use those that have already been written above.
April Fools' Day pranks will give you a lot of bright impressions, positive emotions and will be remembered for a long time. So use your imagination, have fun and amuse the people around you.
Just remember that pranks must be adequate to the sense of humor of the person for whom you have prepared jokes for April 1, and observe a sense of proportion in everything, so as not to inadvertently offend someone.
You order a call to the person you want to prank, from a celebrity: Putin, Zhirinovsky or famous artist! You can also choose the topic of the call: April 1, birthday, some holiday. Just imagine that Putin calls your friend in the morning and personally congratulates him on the holiday, or the famous politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky. I can just imagine your friend's face. I assure you, you and your friend will get a lot of unforgettable minutes!
This prank is good for a person who often uses a computer, but is not very confident. Although an experienced user will probably also be discouraged for a few minutes.
So, step by step instructions:
Step 1. Lure the “victim” out from behind the computer and send him for a walk out of sight and earshot for 5-10 (or more) minutes.
Step 2. Create the appearance of work on the desktop. For example, open a text editor and write the phrase “Hello, world!” there.
Step 3. Take a screenshot (press PrintScreen on the keyboard).
Step 4. Open the Paint program and paste our image from the clipboard (Ctrl+V).
Step 5. Save the document, remember the path to it, close the graphic editor.
Step 6. Find our image in Explorer, right-click on it and select “Set as desktop background image.”
Step 7. We wait for the victim and enjoy the result at a safe distance.
You can play a very funny prank on people on the subway. Enter the carriage at one of the stops and, after waiting a little, go to the button to call the driver. Next, pressing it (of course, only pretending), you need to say loudly: “Two cokes and a hamburger, please, into the carriage numbered...”. And then calmly wait for the next stop, at which the accomplice must enter and loudly ask: “Who ordered two cokes and a hamburger?” After receiving payment, the accomplice must leave. As soon as the train starts moving, you need to go to the call button again and say loudly: “To the final station without stopping, please.”
The prank may be a little childish, but at the same time it is cruel, so if you prank someone this way, you know for sure that no one will be seriously offended... After February 14th, there was only one unnecessary, but incredibly beautiful Valentine left. Everyone in the team has guys who, one way or another, tease the “weaker” sex. In my opinion, this joke is just for them. We take a valentine and nicely cut it in the middle into two parts. We sign: “Find your soul mate!” and discreetly place it on the table, in outerwear (pocket), maybe in a bag. To where our victim will find short term. Well, I think it’s clear here that we put the halves on one floor (two guys or two girls). It will be especially funny if the entire department is the audience.
With the help of this prank, the funniest thing is to joke on a person who is very scrupulous about the cleanliness of his things and appearance. You need to mix the Purgen tablet and a little ammonia, the result is a red-pink solution. It is poured into a cup and opportunity“accidentally” poured onto the unfortunate person being played. You can pretend that it was cherry juice, which, as you know, does not wash off well.
After a few seconds, the stains will, of course, disappear as the ammonia evaporates. But it’s better, just in case, to first carry out this experiment at home on an unnecessary piece of light-colored material in order to completely eliminate the possibility of spoiling someone else’s thing.
This draw can be thought of as a bet. You hand your friend 100 rubles and say: “The store slipped a counterfeit bill. Let's bet you 100 rubles that you won't find the difference from the real thing? I searched for half a day and barely found it.” At the end of the draw, you either enjoy an extra hundred or reveal the secret.
To play the prank, you need to get up a little earlier than usual, and agree in advance with your friend’s wife to play along with you, call early in the morning and say that he is late for work, call his wife a little later and make an appointment, and before your friend arrives you set the table and look at his surprised reaction, tell him about your long-standing hidden feelings and that you have long wanted to confess to him that... today is April 1st!
We need preferably a young married couple. They are sitting at home, the windows overlook the courtyard. All conditions have been created in the room, as if there was a party going on (lights or color music). The windows are open, loud music is playing (during the day). Goal: to a group of friends to play a prank on a friend who does not know that married couple. Previously, he is invited to this courtyard, they say, everyone in the apartment is going to a party. When the person being pranked arrives, he is told that there is a party in that apartment, not everyone has gathered yet, but there are very beautiful girl. She has a guy with her (someone's friend) who is trying to win her over, but she refuses him. All this time, our couple should stand at the window and pretend to have a slight quarrel. You need to briefly explain so that the person being pranked gets up, calls, and explains to the guy that he is the odd one out, and that now it’s “his turn” to win the lady. When the joyful guy gets up and rings the doorbell, during a short conversation he is shown a passport with a stamp.