Fortune telling by a gypsy for a corporate party, New Year. Tell me, funny predictions of a gypsy

Tell, funny predictions gypsies?

  1. I know for sure that in the spring all the gypsies sell their fur coats....)))
  2. Comic predictions gypsies

    Surprises await you in life:
    Hundred-program TV,
    600th Mercedes
    A huge house, a blooming garden,
    The husband is rich and doesn't drink
    And there are plenty of other miracles!

    When you wake up one day, you see in the window
    Prince Charming on a white horse.
    With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
    And in distant countries he will kill you.

    Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
    Vegetable vinaigrette,
    Jellied meat from offal
    And compote of dried products.
    Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
    So you'll become a cook!

    You will be fat and ruddy,
    You will raise geese and chickens.
    The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
    Smoke break, Serve dinner, wife,
    And a bottle of wine!

    You will be a noble knight
    Beautiful, strong and simple.
    Know how to stand up for the weak,
    Stand firm for justice.
    And for the love of a beautiful lady
    fight, asking for her hand.
    Know that love brings happiness
    Not tight wallets.

    Your house will be a full cup,
    There is always an influx of guests there,
    And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
    There will be seven children.
    And one day you come drunk:
    Uneven step, dull look
    The wife will be sad and say:
    Wolf and seven kids

    Your life will be happy and long.
    With a color TV, with a white Volga
    With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
    With bronze tan on strong shoulders.

    If it doesn't come out of you
    Sissies and crybabies,
    Then life will give you
    Brand new bucks!

    There are many miracles in life,
    The road is wide!
    But just try to sit down
    On your horse!

    There are many ways and things to do in the world,
    But always be yourself!
    Then the road is wide
    It will not become a narrow path!

    My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
    He will carry it in his arms
    and don’t ask for half a liter!

    This is the news you received:
    No salty food today!
    And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
    After all, everyone in the world knows
    Salty foods make babies!

    You will soon be very rich.
    Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
    Because Uncle will be found in America
    He will leave you an inheritance without looking!

    You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
    Run, hurry up!
    If you buy a bag of tickets,
    That's what you'll gain from the shoes' laces!

    So as not to get bored
    We need to sing and dance.
    Can't sleep at all at night
    Entertain good people
    If people are happy
    You will become a pop star!

    If you want to be happy,
    So this is some advice for you:
    Eat 3 kilograms of salt
    And a big bag of sweets. ,
    Then drink it with vodka...
    You'll be happy for the life of you!

    Every day and every hour
    Someone is thinking about you.

    Look ahead more cheerfully
    There's wealth waiting for you there.

    Wait a little
    The road is waiting for you.

    Gingerbread and sweets
    There will be a lot of joy.

    See you at the end of the week.
    Holidays and fun await.

    Will appear suddenly
    You have a new friend.

    Wait without crying
    Good luck will come to you.

    The sun again and happiness again -
    You will meet new love.

    By next Saturday
    Expect success at work.

    You will always have
    There is delicious food in the house.

    Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.

    When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!

    When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.

    Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.

    You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.

    Don't relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the government house.

    When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.

    Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.

    If on June 1 you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!

    Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.

    Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car. .

  3. you helped me so much, thank you, there is a skit at our school, here we are in 4th grade, we are going to do an autumn holiday and I am a gypsy there

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Gypsy fortune telling

Fortune telling by a gypsy for a corporate party, New Year

Good people, I will try to surprise you.
And I am surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will guess the riddle?
He will find out his fate.
So, my 1st riddle:
Is there a heel behind his nose? (shoe)

We continue fortune telling - gild the handle...
I wish my predictions come true!

Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!

When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.

Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!

You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”

You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.

Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
Uneven step, dull gaze...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats"

Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.

If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!

There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!

There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!

My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!

This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!

You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!

You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from a shoe lace!

So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!

If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!



I was chatting here, joking...
Still didn’t please someone
I see someone's sad eyes...
Well, there will be dancing for you too...

You will be incredibly lucky:
You'll go pheasant hunting,
And you will bring home a boar -
The freezer is full until spring!

Finding no reason for this,
Buy yourself a car!
Finding no reason for this,
You'll sell it in a bit!

While stocking up in the store,
You will find five hundred rubles in the basket.
Put them on your phone
And there will be a festive ringing!

One day, when I went to work,
You say: “Fuck it! Reluctance!"
The boss will call - you’ll send
If they fire you, you say: “Well, so what!”

Running past shop windows,
You will exclaim: “Dear mom!
I want this bullshit!”
And you'll go broke.

The moment will come. Down to the ground
Everything will get boring. And embroidery.
And TV. And an ottoman.
Take up belly dancing!

And a long youth awaits you,
Pleasant travel cycle.
You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.

There will be blood beating in my veins,
Much love awaits you.
And happy too
Choose who you need.

Long line of luck -
There will be a dacha in the Canary Islands,
And all this without deception,
Pockets full of money.

The advice for you is this:
Always hold your tail like a pipe,
If you don't miss the moment,
You will be our president.

You'll soon be rich
Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for too long,
Start digging tomorrow
Don't rest for a minute
Dig all 24 hours a day,
You'll be digging for three months,
And then you can swim in wealth.

If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat three kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets,
Then drink it with vodka,
You'll be happy for the life of you.

Let me tell you my fortune, my dear,
Show your hand to your aunt!
I'll tell you the whole truth,
Even who stole the pants!

Why is the man upset?
I see everything is not as it is!
Need to fill a glass
And sit straight on your butt.

Yes, your destiny is old woman
Like a horse's furrow!
Now to the left, now to the right
She will turn you on.

Well, I'll tell you
Lots of money, wife!
So that you don’t spend it all at once.
Let the wife keep the treasury!

I see you are a good man!
You have many sins!
You'll break that window with your hand,
Then you'll come home drunk.

Yes, my fortune telling is powerful!
Whatever I say, it will be so!
They took the glasses and raised them
And whoever is against is a fool!

Comic fortune telling by gypsies for women***
To you, my dear, -
The road to the store
Products there are at a discount
A Georgian will sell you...
But be careful with him
You know what he is like:
The seller will destroy this
Your family peace!
It's time for you to get married
But they don't get married...
Now I'll guess
And tomorrow they will take it!
Late tonight
You will go out to the balcony,
And there is a man with flowers
And a white, white horse!

***
Such beautiful woman
What more could you want -
To you, my dear,
One thing I can say:
It's time for you to go on stage -
On stage to sing for you,
And we're on TV
Let's start watching you!

The stage has been crying for a long time,
Without seeing you there.
When you become famous,
Don't forget me!
To you, my dear,
I'll say this about life:
You will find yourself a lover,
I’ll tell you how.

I won’t teach in front of everyone -
After all, this is your secret,
You will receive instructions
When will the banquet take place?
For a good woman
I don’t feel sorry for the good -
I'll tell you my fortune
Little kids...

And soon, very soon -
And tell your husband -
You arrived in the family
Mom, wait!

***
To you, my beauty,
I'll say this:
Don't make eyes at your neighbor
Otherwise I will punish you!
Of course it's very difficult
Don't stare at him
Moreover, he called
Go to the Caucasus...
Agree, dear,
Then you will give yours,
When I check for sure -
Who did he come here with?
All personalized congratulations

And you still believe in a fairy tale,
Do you want to be a princess?
And on myself Ivanushka -
To marry the prince...
I, in general, this is the case
I'll hug you
But only half the kingdom
I'll have to give it to you.
Only a wedding is cheaper
I'll make it all right
With the boy Ivan,
By rank - a fool!

Get up, my dear,
Get up from the table
A little happiness and wealth
I didn’t sleep through mine.
Walk half a kilometer
All the time to the east
And the money that is in the house
Bury it in the sand quickly.
From wooden money,
Literally a year later
It will rise, full of currency,
Green vegetable garden!
Don't worry about money
Don't break the rules.
The money will not disappear -
We will guard them!

***
People are lucky, Rada,
Straight, they take curls -
To you (point to the guest)
They will offer to go
to Hollywood itself.
There in this Hollywood
They are preparing a role for you
English Queen,
And Richard Gere is the king!
People are lucky, Rada,
Straight, they take curls,
We're right here with you
They won't accept you in Hollywood!

You, girl, at the wedding -
Well, the first "star"
Beautiful and smart
Always active.
You have your talents
And they give benefits -
There are a lot of suitors
I got ready, right there.
Be careful with them
Beauty, look!
Let two remain
Well, at most, let's say three.
To everyone else: “Goodbye!”
And wave your hand -
Look, you're drooling,
Complete drunks!

From many options
You will choose one -
He will be English
Solid gentleman.
Now you have to
Drink tea only with milk
And study zealously
English language.

Your husband today
Will put you straight in shock -
He'll bring you home from work
Mysterious bag.
The bag will move
Will show a red tail,
And soon everything will appear
Mustachioed scoundrel.

***
Don't look at life harshly
You will get married very soon.
I won’t hide who the groom is -
Let's put the apple in the dish.
I see everything as if in reality -
Your husband will take you to Moscow,
He will be rich, handsome,
Good-natured, not arrogant.
Happy career to you, girl,
Suddenly lucky -
With a good offer
Your boss will come to you.

He will say that he is worthy
You are more than enough.
Naturally, salary
Will start paying double.

Comic fortune telling by a gypsy for men***
You're an old man,
And you still believe in fortune telling,
Probably advertisements
You also write to the newspaper.
To calm you down -
I'll make it up now...
A young girl
You will meet at a late hour!
And you will be pleased
And happy for five or six days,
While in your pocket
There are many currencies.

And you, probably, have money
And you're waiting for a house with a fountain,
Dream about it all
You don't get tired all day...

So, you are my silver

And my yacht, -

Your dream is so close

Just at your fingertips...
Lock it in your apartment
You finger the bathroom faucet -
It's so inexpensive
You will get a fountain!
You brought out the luck
Caught her by the tail -
Not everyone is so lucky
Luck and flair.
You, you are my killer whale,
Right from early morning
The wife will find you on the other side,
This will be “YES”...

To you, man, in life
So lucky -
You will advance in your career
Out of spite for envious people.
Honor and respect
People are waiting for you everywhere
And wives and mistresses
They'll wait a little.
For everything, my precious one,
Your strength is not enough
What can I do -
You asked for it yourself!

To you, my diamond,
Machine interest -
You will receive it as a gift
Shiny Mercedes.
Don't bite your nails
And don't get into a rage
Your new car
A garage won't do.

Listen to us, honey,
Until the very end -
In a box with a red bow
Toy on the porch.

Such handsome guy,
But in love there is a failure.
Pretty blonde
You have chosen the camp.
Your calculation was inaccurate -
The blonde was taken away.
Incorrect calculations
My friend, you let me down!
Of course it's not free
Put it on your hand -
I'm getting a girlfriend:
Show me which one!

To a respectable man -
Solid interest.
Why into intimate business?
Have you climbed, sir?
On the naked body of money
You wanted to save up.
Now take a pill
Well, drink some water.
Remember: on washcloths
And brooms for baths
You won't see any income
At least hit the wall.

The candy wrapper with this fortune-telling can also be marked so that the “gypsies” know that it is better to read this fortune-telling out loud to them:

Here is the main ringleader
For wedding table -
(or "For festive table»)
Shyness and modesty
I left it for later.

Pretended to be a sheep
Silent and simple
And I haven’t missed it yet
Not a single girl...
Look, my killer whale,
When you go home,
Rada and I for protection
Then you can take it with you!

Celebrate holidays big company fun and interesting. But only if planned entertainment program. Without it, the celebration will turn into banal eating and empty talk. If you take charge of organizing the holiday, you need to think through everything carefully and prepare in advance. Room decoration, menu, music - all these are important components of the party. Most importantly, don’t forget to prepare competitions, games and quizzes. Guests will be completely delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, a little touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.

Crystal ball

Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and his loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include a visit from a famous witch into your evening scenario. You can act in her role yourself or involve one of the invitees. Have your speech planned out in advance and the show can begin.

A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, they work best in poetry. Write them down on small sheets of paper, then roll them into a tube. You can age the paper using regular strong tea leaves or, conversely, paint the tubes in bright colors. Place these mysterious packages in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one balloon to each guest's chair. They will not even suspect that behind their backs there are comic predictions, short and funny. In the middle of the evening the witch appears!

The fun begins

The witch is dressed according to her image, in her hands is a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, looks at everyone with a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in it! Do you want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will now appear behind your backs! Take from them what was sent to you by higher powers!”

Everything will come true

Guests can start popping the balls and take out the packages. Now the real fun begins! short and funny will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:

  • soon you will meet love, you will get married again;
  • as soon as you put on a red hairpiece, you will receive a million in a day;
  • You’ll fly up the career ladder and quickly catch your boss;
  • you will never go bald, your hair is protected by a lucky star;
  • soon in your house you will hear children's roar, laughter and stomping, and the potty, have fun soon, my friend;
  • you will soon find a miraculous balm, you will be forever young, mischievous and lively;
  • You wake up in the morning and there’s a foreign car outside your window. Didn’t you expect such a gift?

These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are ideal for colleagues. This number will be relevant at a corporate event for any holiday!

Gypsy motifs

The stereotype that all gypsies are fortune tellers is strong. So let’s not dispel it, but, on the contrary, let’s play up the funny situation. The gypsy Aza will come to you for the holiday straight from the camp that goes into the sky! He will drop in for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it’s very easy to make: you’ll need a colorful long skirt, a headscarf and more jewelry. Prepare humorous predictions in advance, short ones that will work best. Write them down on pieces of paper and put them in a beautiful box. The gypsy woman enters the room and explains that she found this chest by accident in her great-grandmother’s house. She opened it and saw a note there. She talked about how she should arrive at this house and distribute these sheets to those present.

Mysterious messages

The development of events may be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in poetry or prose. The gypsy herself can call guests and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!

  • I see very clearly that you have a huge family. You will all live together, your son will go to serve in the army.
  • A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
  • A lot of money will fall on your head, and your friend will get rid of the disease.
  • You will always have delicious food at home.
  • There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
  • Exactly at night your happiness will come.
  • Very, very soon, I see you at sea!

Everyone will definitely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, young people and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!

All the best for children

If there is a children's party planned at home, be sure to prepare entertainment for the children. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Hold several games and competitions, let the smart people show off their intelligence in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, give the guys a good rest and refreshment, and you can start completing the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present humorous predictions, short and funny, as a prize. This will be an unusual and interesting surprise for children! They will be happy to open the treasured notes and read the messages!

  • very soon you will have new friends;
  • V shopping center you just buy cool pants;
  • when you hear a loud ringing, you will receive a new phone;
  • you will get five A's, even though you study very poorly;
  • they will ring, you open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
  • soon everything will be great, you will have a red dachshund;
  • your neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live a hundred years;
  • in the coming month of October, luck will come to you;

Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.

School years

Not everyone likes going to school, but when they grow up, they remember these years and dream of going back to the past! Try to organize parties, discos, competitions and games for the children on every holiday. This way the class will become more friendly and united. At any event, you can present children with an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with hidden meaning.

  • Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will only study for A's and attend all sections.
  • This year you will find yourself, you will begin to write books and poems.
  • Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
  • They will send you to a running competition; you must prove yourself there.
  • You need to start dancing and pump up your back muscles, your parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
  • Sing like a nightingale, don’t be too shy on stage!

The children will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good things, then they will definitely come true!

Who among us has not heard stories about gypsy fortune telling? You can believe in the gypsy’s predictions, or you can not believe it. But the story told by one young man makes you think about many things.

Story by N.S.

“Because of one single fortune-telling, everything in my life went wrong!” The last homeless person is happier than me, who put so much effort into achieving success. Eh, if only I had known where to fall, this wouldn’t have happened to me

Happy day

How can a person receive a diploma feel? Yesterday's student, who had a poor childhood behind him, sleepless nights preparing for his defense?

On this happy day, the future was painted in the most rosy colors - after all, everything that was planned several years ago was gradually being realized.

I defended myself better than anyone, got a prestigious job, and a room in a dorm. Now all that remains is to gain a foothold in the city of your dreams - build a career and get married successfully.

An old gypsy fortune teller appeared literally out of nowhere.

Tenaciously grabbing my hand, she dragged me to the nearest bench. : “Don’t rush, killer whale, if you listen to me, all your dreams will come true, if you do according to my word, you will be rich, you will become a big boss!”

Out of surprise, I was confused and obediently followed the old woman - after all, what she was talking about was so in tune with my cherished dreams and desires.

Gypsy fortune telling

The gypsy fortune teller covered my hand with her hand, whispering:

“Devel is galloping on a horse, the sun is shining in the heights - he illuminates the path, controls fate! Well done, handsome, looks like a month, may you be rich and happily married! But the lava comes to you, lies in your hands, and tells you to share with me!”

Then, turning her palm over, she said demandingly: “Golden the handle, iris! I’ll tell you how not to miss happiness, I’ll tell you what lies ahead!”

I gave her several hundred-dollar bills and the gypsy fortune teller continued: “In a year, you will marry the beautiful, rich daughter of the boss, and you will become the boss yourself. When you get to the house, walk into the door with your back, wave your hand at the shadow. Gild the handle, otherwise you’ll talk to the devil!”

Yes, it’s not like a man to run away from old money, but everyone knows what gypsies are capable of - everyone knows about stories with fortune tellers: they can deprive a person of all his money.

Of course, I didn’t believe a single word of the old witch, but when I got to my dorm, just in case, I did everything exactly as she told me.

And then he tried to forget about this incident, reassuring himself that he had escaped with minor losses.

Fortune Telling Life

I remembered the gypsy woman’s predictions about a year later, shortly before my wedding. Or rather, Nastya, the future wife, reminded: “Kolenka! By coincidence, it turns out that you received your diploma on the same day as our wedding.”

From that day on, the thought crept into my head that that gypsy fortune teller didn’t predict my future, but set up something nasty. Nastya is, indeed, the daughter of a rich daddy, my boss, but she’s as scary as a mortal sin and, on top of that, a complete fool!

There was one consolation - in addition to my wife, I would not only receive an apartment, but also protection from my father-in-law. But even here everything went wrong!

Less than a month later, my father-in-law called me into his office: “Since you are now my relative, we can’t work together in the prefecture. There is no need for me to create nepotism or give reasons for gossip. I found a suitable place for you - you will now be an independent leader. Get ready and get started."

I became a boss, but the new assignment did not bring me any joy. My father-in-law appointed me as the director of a long-closed cemetery.

All my repairs are shovel brooms and, in addition to them, a couple of never-drying drunks. At work, the salary is a pittance, there is no profit, but at home the wife, the fearful man, is on her nerves.

But the father-in-law is covered in chocolate - what a proper leader, no nepotism or patronage for relatives!

Devilry

And then the police opened a criminal case against me. The brothers were burying corpses in my cemetery, and I was the last one.

Well, yes, I knew what was going on in the entrusted territory, but if I had gone to the police, they would have buried me there too: not on the same day, then the next.

As soon as my father-in-law found out about everything, he immediately evicted me to a communal apartment, filing a divorce between Nastya and me. retroactively. There was such a sharp turn - I was climbing a hill and ended up in a hole.

When I turned to her out of despair, she immediately confirmed: the gypsy’s predictions had an impact on my whole life.

If we meet gypsies and fortune tellers on high road, then we have no faith in them.

It’s still scary to find yourself one step away from a mysterious and intriguing person, capable of guessing spiritual secrets. But at corporate events, family feasts or dates, comic fortune telling is common.

Standard program

Almost always corporate events are similar to each other. There is time for ceremonial speeches, dancing for team bonding, cocktails and snacks, and a guest star dancing on stage.

With the last point, many people are original: they call artists, sometimes clowns. Others show imagination and call illusionists.

There are also those who prefer to cope on their own. IN latest version comic fortune telling will come to the rescue. They will not create an atmosphere of mystery and fear, which is possible in a situation with real predictions. Guests and participants will not be embarrassed, and they themselves will remain on a wave of positivity and humor.

You can come up with a great variety of types of entertainment at a corporate party, depending on the purpose of the event and the mood of the guests. It doesn’t hurt to show originality when preparing for the event. This way you can avoid bored faces at the evening, discussions of office problems and dull photographs.

But there should still be some typicality in the organization.

  • Firstly, you need to think through the program in advance and always have a couple of ideas in stock in case of force majeure.
  • Secondly, the program should not contain tasks or competitions that require specific skills.
  • Thirdly, do not be afraid to return to old ideas. If you process them, you can find a real gold mine of the program with comic fortune telling.

New Year's fortune telling

IN New Year's Eve years, everyone present will childishly believe in a miracle, even if they never admit it. You can set the mood for your guests using funny predictions. The day before the event, you need to write down funny wishes or funny predictions on postcards or small pieces of paper.

In order not to get into trouble with a comic prediction, you don’t need to go into specifics. The note itself should cause a smile or surprise, and also set the mood for positivity.

Predictions at a wedding

At a wedding, the bridesmaid can take on the responsibility of performing comic fortune telling. On small cards she will write or print small predictions regarding the future life.

The bride can be “predicted” that the stork will visit that night. And you can tell the groom that after some time he will have an heir.

Let the guests take out the pieces of paper one by one, and the toastmaster reads them out loud. You can also use the image of a gypsy to make comic fortune telling. These mysterious ladies frequent guests for birthdays or anniversaries of large companies.

The gypsy will tell you everything

On this day, someone will have to transform into another person and, best of all, wear a gypsy costume. You need to maintain a serious and even somewhat mysterious appearance.

Gypsies can tell fortunes not only by their hands, but by their eyes, coffee and, a classic of the genre, by cards. Of course, there is no need to do this professionally, because it’s not about skill, but about artistry.

Comic gypsies can tell fortunes using champagne. A lady in a fancy dress sits down next to a guest at an anniversary and takes his glass, into which she throws some marmalade or a chocolate chip.

  • If the load went down like a stone, then, apparently, this guest will dance until he drops.
  • If chocolate floats in champagne, then love experiences are coming.

Gypsies at a wedding can come up with their own interpretations and remake them based on their imagination.

Fortune telling from a book

The easiest way is to arrange comic book fortune-telling. Let one person at the wedding or anniversary be central character. You can get away from the image of a gypsy and turn to an outfit good wizard, a sorcerer or even a witch.

May come to the birthday boy for his birthday Good Fairy with your book of destinies. The role of the latter can be played by any collection of children's fairy tales, jokes or poems. The relevance of fortune telling based on Bulgakov’s novel “The Master and Margarita” continues.

Here you need to decide on the age limit of the audience. If the party is intended exclusively for adults, then for fortune telling you can take a frank love story.

The birthday entertainment person brings a book and upgrades it accordingly. Now we need to create an atmosphere of magic: wrap the book in paper with a star print, which can “age” the pages with tea infusion.

The host closes his eyes after listening to the guest’s question and opens the book to the first page he comes across. The guest wishes a line and a couple of sentences will predict his fate for his birthday and the year ahead.

Wax fortune telling

On a woman’s birthday, you can arrange a get-together without men and sweeten it up with comic fortune telling on wax. All you need to prepare is a candle, a bowl of water and spoons.

For fortune telling, you need to melt the wax in a spoon and pour it into water. Now women are beginning to show imagination and see predictions of their fate in wax figurines on the water.

To believe or not to believe? Everyone decides for themselves. But in this aspect it is better to move away from seriousness and tune in to the positive.

You don’t even have to call comic gypsies at all, but do it on your own to be completely sure that the party will take place without incidents. Author: Margarita Deeva