No matter what time of year it is outside the window, you want to think about vacation forever. And in order to bring this sweet time closer, set funny statuses about vacation.
How can we do without going to the dacha?
- I was packing for the resort. I remembered last year and collected half as much. Then I thought again and put in twice as much money.
- People who never rest still go on vacation when the head itself begins to rest...
- If the resort is not shining for you, then at least rejoice that the sun is shining for you.
- Working too much is when you go on vacation and are already afraid that it will ever end.
- Life hack: if you don’t have money for souvenirs, take a walk around the hotel. There's definitely something there that isn't nailed to the floor.
- The best thing about vacation is that during this time you can forget the annoying sound of the alarm clock.
- I became inspired: I haven’t left the couch for 20 hours straight.
- A good vacation is one that you never tell your children about. But you’ll be happy to share it with your colleagues.
Plan your vacation in advance
Every person should have at least a little time in their life when they can rest from the previous day. And also - put cool new statuses about vacation.
- And this is how it is always - you dream about the Canaries when going to Turkey.
- The first vacation in your life and the first sex in your life are similar - you wait a long time, and you don’t know where to start or how to continue.
- If you decide to take something from the hotel, but your conscience begins to torment you, remember how much money you paid initially.
- Everyone forgets about failures differently. I pack my suitcase and go wherever my eyes lead me.
- If your vacation is over, do not be sad, but wait until your boss’s vacation comes.
- The most large number drinkers - this is probably in Russia. But only in winter. In the summer, this baton is passed to Turkey and Egypt.
- Legend has it that every worker who doesn't get a tan in August longs for a vacation.
- Keepers also have vacations. And usually it is without content.
Availability of vacation is a sign of work
Cool statuses about “vacation has begun” will make you wonder if you are spending your vacation correctly? Perhaps you are not getting enough rest even at this time.
- “I urgently need to go on vacation” is the most pleasant diagnosis I have ever heard.
- On the Seventh Day, as you know, God created a day off. Some people live like this on this Seventh Day, while others live on the previous six.
- And she asked Goldfish old man to let her go. The old man was no fool, and he also asked for leave.
- Quitting a job without vacation is both bad and very good at the same time.
- What a pity that you have to exchange free unemployment for a couple of days off and a miserable vacation.
- If you think about it, a cat that is taken with you to the sea goes on a business trip.
- In my opinion, there should be a law prohibiting a boss from calling a subordinate during his well-deserved rest.
- When going to work on weekends, you should not hope that you will be given more vacation time.
The last working days are the easiest
Don't be afraid that your vacation will go wrong. The main thing is that it exists, and you are finally approaching it. And if not, then cool new short statuses about vacation are coming to your aid.
- If you are sick, you will get well. The main thing is not to get sick on vacation.
- I'm going on vacation to the north. To remember that I live well.
- I wake up on vacation to watch others go to work.
- Status: everyone is jealous. I haven't been online for a month.
- Monday is not always scary.
- Backpack over my shoulders, I'll be setting off soon.
- Vacation makes a monkey out of a person.
- Happiness is when your birthday is on vacation.
- We spread the bed for a whole month.
- I’ll definitely go somewhere, but first sleep, for three days.
The work can wait
Don't expect anyone to plan a luxury vacation for you. It’s better to rely on yourself - it’s more reliable. So as not to have to exhibit funny statuses about vacation.
- If you can’t go to the resort, at least open the window - maybe you’ll get a tan.
- With our salaries, it is sometimes difficult to even buy a mattress. In this case, all beds in the house should be inflatable. And I slept and took a vacation.
- Something went wrong in life - this is when on your first vacation from work after university you go to learn to swim.
- A good salary is when you can afford to go not only to Egypt, but also to Crimea.
- It would be nice if everyone who urinates in the sea was instantly eaten by sharks.
- On the beach, free guys crowd, first of all, around young ladies of the same behavior.
- Malta, the Canaries, the Maldives... And I’ll die in the garden.
- I can just feel the light waves covering my head... someone else.
Smells of summer
Cool vacation statuses will make everyone jealous, even if you weren’t there!
- Patriotism means living in Russia and vacationing abroad.
- Every vacation is a small truce with yourself.
- I go on vacation so little that when I do, no one forgets!
- At the end of your vacation, you need to set aside a couple of days to take a break from it.
- The most unpleasant thing on vacation is a constantly wet swimsuit.
- Maybe we asked for a day off. How can we deal with the weather?
- A good vacation is when you are not online.
Rest well and, most importantly, regularly.
He is so... so desirable, mysterious, extraordinary, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited...))) my VACATION
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What I want most now is to be at the airport and hear that my plane is taking off to the sea in a few minutes...
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Nothing pleases the eye more than a packed suitcase at sea...
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Most of all I want to go on vacation a month before and 10 months after it.
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Summer... sun... sea... beach... children... bags... husband... luggage... room... bed... shower... hubbub... was there a vacation - you'll understand...
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where...
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It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. If I want to, I’ll freak out and leave. To the dacha. I will water, weed, dig...
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After a good vacation, you need to rest for another week.
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All good things come to an end sooner or later... The moral of this fable is - the Khan has come to leave ((
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On the last day before vacation, I had to enter work sideways - a satisfied smile could not fit through the door.
The degree of tanning is determined by the whiteness of the butt relative to the rest of the body.
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There are two photographs on my passport. At the first I am sober, and the second - so that they can be released from Turkey and Egypt...
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My girlfriend always talks about a trip to the Canaries. But I don’t mind... Let him talk.
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For our tourists, everything in the hotel that is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir!
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Everyone who has returned from vacation definitely has a friend who will slap you on your burnt shoulder and ask: “So, how was your rest?”
For some people, the only difference between vacation and work is that they sit at a different computer.
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You need to get out of vacation, just like from a binge, gradually))
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Stop for a moment, you're on vacation!!!
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Vacations come and go, but you never want to work.
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A Russian person's vacation lasts 2 months, since he prepares for vacation for two weeks and gets out of it for two weeks..
Tears and hysterics - that's the drama. I gained four kilograms during my vacation...
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Nothing tires you more than someone else's rest.
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Cheer yourself up on a dull, gray, winter Friday! Write your vacation application with colorful markers!
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Russian vacation - two weeks on the beach and 50 weeks aground.
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Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it so much now...
Statuses about work with meaning
It's good to work two jobs! Lots of money! But not because they pay a lot - but because there is no time to spend.
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Never before has a person been so close to perfection as when writing a resume!
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Thursday is still better than Sunday! Because on Thursday tomorrow is Friday, and on Sunday tomorrow is Monday!
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If you don't know how to use your head, use a shovel.
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Work ennobles a person, but idleness makes him happy.
If your office is often entered without knocking, hang it with inside There's a dart target on the door.
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- What should a specialist do for a salary of ten thousand rubles? - Nothing... And even a little harm!
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Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a single day in your life.
In our country, everything is PAID: To be born!, To study!, To be treated!, To die! - Is there anything for FREE??? - Yes... Work!!!
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Work hard and pay your taxes honestly. Thousands of workers in the state apparatus are counting on you.
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The specifics of life in a metropolis are such that some workers get tired before they even get to work.
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I still can’t figure it out: do I have a job, or does my job have me?..
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Before my vacation, I sit on my suitcases for a week. I fidget constantly, dreaming of relaxation, hovering over the horizon of happiness. She chained herself to the radiator so that she wouldn’t run away from work before the allotted time. Now I’m hobbling around the office in shackles.
Pashka Durov surprises VKontakte users for the New Year by changing the surroundings and wallpaper. Vacation is crying for him. Now the investigative authorities are also hooked.
Beloved mother-in-law: “Oh, I’ll die, my children, in the summer. I’ll ruin your vacation, you’ll be left without rest. You will have to endure, strain and survive the hated heat. I’ll remember the hunger strike and the bombing, and I’ll survive.” Concerned son-in-law: “Mom, don’t change your plans in vain because of us young people.”
I just got away from work, relaxed and tensed up again. The vacation continues nicely, but finances are at zero.
Best status:
When my boyfriend and close friend tell me about my vacation, it will turn out to be a funny story with two alternative plots.
I was a naive girl, waiting for my beloved cadet to go on vacation. I have grown up - I no longer need a heating pad, because the sultry heat has arrived.
I am anxiously awaiting the appearance of a miracle. It’s a pleasure to sing, dance and relax with him. Come soon, vacation!
When I'm getting ready to go on vacation, I'll leave the past to you, because the liner won't be able to withstand such a voluminous cargo.
The wife is going on vacation: - What should I bring you, dear? - Fuck it, now everyone is being treated
It would be nice to take a vacation for a hundred days... You can quit... but it’s not the same...
I decided to take my personal life on vacation...
Hurray, I'm going on vacation...visit me at *psychiatric hospital No. 5*
– Don’t expect a miracle, create a miracle yourself! – the boss said before leaving for vacation.
I'm on vacation and he's at work. And time seems to drag on so slowly. And when we are together, he runs so fast. Not fair...
There's a fucking crisis in the country! and the immune system took a vacation...
Advanced training courses, corporate events and vacations are perhaps the most interesting things in any job.
I’ve known a man for two days, but because of him I don’t want to go on any vacation. Worth thinking...
And my grandfather went on vacation to Germany and, out of habit, took Berlin
...My conscience is temporarily unavailable...she is on vacation)))
I'm tired of playing - I'm going on vacation.
Vacation...Maybe a little late, but still VACATION!!!)))Hurray!!!)))I'm in it!!)))
we have an original guy at work...after New Year's holidays I also took a vacation...XDXDXD
My dream went on vacation!!! Will come back next vacation!!!
We don't need GPA so we don't lose our vacation
Well.. The vacation is over.. now I’m working.. for two whole days.. and even for fourteen hours.. (c)
Condoms Stork. Buy a 9 month vacation...
Work 2/5, salary 100-150 thousand rubles, six weeks vacation... Call!!! Let's search together!
Mom's vacation coincided with my vacation... goodbye freedom((
Once a year, in March, Professor McGonoggle took a week off, and then the whole school didn’t know what to do with the kittens.
VACATION:* and at home we were so fucked that we already want to go to work)))
A connoisseur flirts on the beach with the palest-skinned girl - she still has her whole vacation ahead of her.
Give me vodka and a month's vacation!
During the entire vacation I received only 1 text message from home: “Where is your corkscrew?”
Yes, yes... I cried... and don’t look at me with those eyes, it’s just that my muse took a vacation...(((.
You need to spend your vacation in such a way that you don’t feel painfully good about it when it’s finally over!
Received two years of paid leave to care for women.
Or maybe Masha. - She got sick. - What happened? - She got infected on the subway, went on maternity leave!
This is us taking a vacation to have fun at the dacha)))
It's hard to hope for the best when you go on vacation to make repairs)))
Personal life went on vacation...indefinitely. Please do not disturb
I'll go on vacation soon... three days in the car... three days alone with my thoughts... maybe I'll have time to understand the mistakes I've made?
On a foreign beach: -Masha, did you leave Barsik food? -I thought you left... -Well, no matter what the vacation, we bury the cat!
It’s infuriating when your holidays are just starting, mom goes on vacation, mom goes to work - dad goes on vacation :(
He is so... so desirable, mysterious, extraordinary, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited...))) my VACATION
I want summer. On vacation!! without rodaks, BUT in a car..((Therefore, a small advertisement: I’m looking for a guy with a powerful engine (but not a shift in the head). I need yours horsepower, My pony!!
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My beloved’s vacation is over, he went to work... A whole day without him now seems like eternal hard labor to me (((
Where have you been? - Nowhere... - Yeah, after such “nowhere” they go on maternity leave
As a child, I dreamed of being immortal, stopping time and being able to teleport. Now I want a promotion, a penis five centimeters longer and a vacation. What has this fucking life done to me...
- Get up! How you celebrate your vacation is how you will spend it! You don't want to sleep it off, do you? - Want!
Weekends, vacations, summer and life go by very quickly. Moreover, life is faster than anything else.
hooray! vacation! I pack my things and go to the sea, hoping to take a break from all the familiar faces... but when, in the hotel corridor, I hear screams of “oh my God!” what people!!” , I remember with horror that the earth is round...
Do you like sweaty women? No! How about warm vodka? No! Then you'll go on vacation in December!! =)
Well, how can you go to another city for three thousand rubles, buy a lot of booze, buy a camera and save money for a vacation???
how miserable the first 2 months of summer were...
I realized that I fell in love...my brain went on vacation...my eyes filled with tears...and my heart clenched into a fist*))
My beloved and I want to go on vacation by car, my parents are against it.” He: Maybe we’ll sign so that they know for sure that everything is serious with us.” I adore him.
Hello! what's new? - Hello... new guy?! Mmm... nothing, my mood took a break, and luck sent me to hell...
My brain took a vacation))) Summer after all!)
And then, when you wake up, you realize that today is no-no, since you need to go home from the dacha after the wonderful holidays. It’s 6 o’clock, you leave and only after driving halfway does he realize that he took a week off...
how cool it is to pack your bags for Egypt and vacation in such frosty weather)))
my conscience took a vacation =)))
I spent it with my closest friends and my beloved, who came on leave from the army for me. that's what ng is for me! envy!
It’s very nice to hear that the vacation you will spend with me means for you: to be with me always, and sleep until lunch =)
If my bosses don’t let me go on vacation, I’ll dig a tunnel from Moscow to the Maldives!!! RRR! Emotions inside out, sorry :)
If the weather was good all the time during your vacation, then it was not yours.
Goodbye! my favorite city! I'm on vacation!
Going on vacation for a week means trouble. Folk sign. Verified by Luzhkov
Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one
The pathologist and gynecologist went south on vacation. The pathologist is blissfully on the hot sand, looks around and says with delight - friend, look, there are people around, living people! To which the gynecologist replies - why are there people - around the face!
ahaha...my mother and I wrote a list of things that we need to buy on vacation...so my mother burned out..."Should my daughter buy condoms? Or let them buy it themselves?”...0_o...I'm shocked...
Life is work, and death is a vacation from which, unfortunately, one does not return... ©
When you're in love, common sense automatically goes on vacation)))
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife says where.
I wanted love, he wanted sex, I wanted to go to the sea, he just wanted a vacation, I loved him, he used me...
“He’s in for a treat, and you’re in a loop!” /Exchange leave/
The sign in one office smiled: “Boss, remember! white (untanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation”)))
I’m not a girl to be bossed around... and I’m not on vacation to make plans for me.) you will never dare to manipulate me
VACATION IS HERE!!! trampled everything...
how parents sometimes don’t understand that there is a moment when I don’t want to talk, laugh, go somewhere... I just don’t want to, the incentive took a vacation...
If love has come to you, it means your mind has gone on a long vacation!
Do you like warm vodka and sweaty women? No? Well then, go on vacation in winter)))
We’ve been together for 2.5 months, and tomorrow, August 8, 2011, is our joint vacation) I love him!
Someone went on vacation, someone went on vacation! And we poor students are taking the exam!!!
Durov’s phrase “We are not going on vacation” at the end of the VKontakte innovations sounds threatening...
[`...the doctors will fight, but the pulse will go to zero, and the heart will take a vacation and stop beating, I En=)my...`]
WHO NEEDS A JOB?! Unregulated day, 52 days vacation... 2 times a year, salary 75-80 rubles. – let me know... we’ll look together!))
HURRAY!!! my dream has come true, I’m going on vacation with my loved one, just HIM and I... romance... ZAYA I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH, although I don’t talk about it often, not because I don’t want to, but because I’m just shy …=)
My inner bitch went on vacation for 1 day, so you can try to break my heart... But I don't envy you when she comes back and starts taking revenge...
and yet the best weekend is when parents go on vacation)))
- Crap! It turns out that what kind of friends I have - who the hell do you give your cat to? When you go on vacation, everyone refuses! - It turns out that you recognize a friend in a cat...
When I said to the salesman this morning in the store “give me WINDOWS lightweight!” Got it - it's time, bitch, to go on vacation!!!
and here is the long-awaited vacation.. it’s pouring like buckets, the sea is icy, wet sand, I’m sitting in the room for the 3rd day... on the net... romance B@ya...
That's it, I'm tired... my ears are taking a vacation! -um.. What do you mean? -I mean, stop telling lies on my ears!
Why don't they give vacation time to rest from vacation?
A vacation is like a binge—it’s much easier to go into it than to get out of it.
study during the day, get dressed at night... and while you are serving, your beloved girl (fiancée, wife) is waiting for you in civilian life, and at least for one minute you run to her, just to hug your beloved (you) served and That’s why I sent the entire 5th detachment on vacation. Rest up guys)
“Like everyone…” *Crossed out* “If only you could all go to..” *Crossed out* “Please grant me another vacation.”
A note “I’ll be there in 5 minutes” hung on your office door will help you go on vacation three days earlier.
It seems that the cockroaches in my head have taken a vacation for a while... Now it turns out that I’m not all at home?
Previously, before we went on vacation, we gave our neighbors the keys to the apartment so that they could sometimes water the flowers. Now we reluctantly give out our VKontakte password so that a person can go there, water and fertilize virtual vegetables... =)
One man really wanted to go on vacation. Just sit on the grass, go mushroom picking... In the end, he went to Holland...
but I didn’t get drunk like a pig, I didn’t scream karaoke songs, I didn’t fuck with just anyone...
I really want to go on vacation, I wish I could get to it as soon as possible...)))
Hello, Grandfather Frost. You, scribe, have SCLEROSIS. How many times have I written to you, I haven’t received a damn thing. I want to go on vacation badly, but without money it’s all in vain. So the old one is not forget it, I'm already got ready to hit the road!!!
Dear alarm clock! Don't call me anymore! It's all over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation...
Vacation is when you find a bottle of cold champagne in the refrigerator in the morning... you think: “Why not?!”...
Labor made a man out of a monkey... Vacation brought everything back to its place!
Take me on vacation!…
Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it now...
Vacation is two weeks spent on the beach, and then another six weeks stranded.
Most of all I want to go on vacation a month before and 10 months after it.
I think I’m pregnant: I’m sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.
No one needs a vacation more than a person who has just returned from vacation.
The most drinking countries were recognized in the world: in winter - Russia, and in the holiday season - Egypt, Türkiye, Cyprus and Thailand!!!
I want to go on vacation... to Bali... to the Bounty.
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. If I want to go crazy and go to the dacha! I will water, weed, dig.
Sea. Vacation. Wife to husband: “Darling, look how the waves kiss me!” - Yeah! And they vomit on the shore!
Chief!!! I need a vacation! - From which one? - Excuse me, dick or numbers?
A real vacation is when you buy shorts and a hat, not new wallpaper and laminate...
Chief, remember! White (not tanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!
Sea!.. Almost very soon we will be together... And we will enjoy each other.
In summer, employee competence is of two types:
I don’t know, I’m going on vacation tomorrow.
I don't know, I just got back from vacation.
My favorite dream is about a vacation.
After rest, you need to rest.
Only a Russian person, after a sick leave, can go to work tanned and with a hangover!!!
He is so... so desirable, mysterious, extraordinary, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited... my vacation.
You need to come out of vacation, as well as from binge drinking, gradually...
How was your vacation, did you rest? - I had a rest, but my liver worked three shifts!
God, how I want to be at the airport and hear that my plane is taking off to the sea in a few minutes.
And my vacation has begun! People, borrow a liver for three weeks... I'll return it double...
Most vacation accidents begin with the phrase “Look what I can do.”
Mash, where will you be vacationing this summer? - Near Vladimir. - Nothing, normal guy.
For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.
Work two to five, salary from one hundred thousand rubles, vacation of at least six weeks... Call urgently!!! Let's start a general search!
Just starting to feel a free man How about you - you still have vacation, but you don’t have any money!
The sun is shining but not warming, vacation is warming but not shining...
Times change, we save money for Sochi, and if that doesn’t work out, we go to Turkey.
The main thing in extreme recreation is to notice in time when the extreme ends and the fucking begins.
When waking up in the morning feels more and more like intensive care, it’s time to go on vacation.
All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that the Khan has come to leave.
For our tourists in a hotel, anything that is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...
The first working days after vacation - you urgently need to remember how to do nothing if things are crazy...
Family vacation. Dad wants to go to the Alps and mom wants to go to the sea. Dad began to look for a compromise, but mom had already found a compromise - the whole family was going to the sea, but dad was allowed to take skis with him.
Türkiye for every Russian begins with a bar.
Everyone has the right to spend their vacation the way they want! And some are also an opportunity...
Upon a colleague’s return from vacation:
- Well, how? Already plunged into work?
- Already dipped...
If you visited the Canaries and upon return your friend does not greet you, it means she is... happy for you!
No matter how much you rest, from the first day of work you want to go on vacation again!
For those who are going on vacation, we have created a page on which we have collected the most funny and new vacation status.
In order to copy a status, you need to select the status and copy it to the clipboard (Ctrl + C combination), and then paste it (Ctrl + V combination)
You can use vacation statuses anywhere: on the website, in the signature, in social network.
Below you will find statuses about vacation, about the sea, about vacation abroad, about summer holidays etc.
Below are vacation statuses:
Everyone wants to take photos of the sea in swimsuits, but not everyone should do it.
Those who are used to working don’t really need rest, but how nice it is to open your laptop on the beach!
The main thing in extreme recreation is to notice in time when the extreme ends and the p...ts begins.
After your vacation, you definitely need to rest for a week.
The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife says where.
Vacation is like a binge, it’s easier to get into than to get out.
An unwashed vacation is equivalent to absenteeism!
Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.
Dear alarm clock! Don't call me anymore! It's all over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation...
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron... But if I want to, I’ll freak out and go to the dacha! I will water, weed, dig...
The sea, girls and the beach are my best landscape!
All day long I dream about you, and this is not a lie... Hurry to you, hurry to you... my beloved sofa!
I want to go to the sea this summer... It’s my tradition to want to go to the sea every summer.
I need a vacation of 6 months, twice a year.
And what's the point of going on vacation with a ton of homework?
How sad it is to wait painfully for a vacation for a whole year, and then “bang” and live it in a second.
My vacation = more sleep, more food, more Internet...
The most main problem after vacation - fall asleep not in the morning, but in the evening
Went on a trip to ______, write
My vacation has begun. If someone needs me sober, then write to me in 2 weeks.
The only thing worth sacrificing for is a vacation.
☼ I'm on vacation! ☼
Summer is the time of year when parents realize how seriously underpaid teachers really are.
Hmm, today is the second day of vacation, and it starts with Pinot Calada.
You know what's better than a margarita? Only Cancun.
A week is a unit of time that seems much shorter on vacation than on a diet.
Everyone needs a good dose of Vitamin More.
I need a vacation. And by "Vacation" I mean that I need to go somewhere and find new job. On the beach. With rum.
It was a tough week, but I did it. What about you?
I will do absolutely nothing today. And that may be the only thought there can be.
Time to relax a little, or a lot.
We travel not to escape from life, but so that life does not escape from us.