Scenario “Dedicated to Defenders of the Fatherland...”
- Presenter No. 1:
Today is a special day!
We celebrate men!
After all, each of you is cool
Faithful son of the Motherland!
2. Presenter No. 2: (story)
- Presenter No. 1:
Once a year, at the end of February
All men are objects of admiration.
The girls rush to congratulate them,
At this festive moment!
- 7a Sketch “What to give on February 23”
Presenter No. 2: To paraphrase well-known lines, I will present the following miniature like this: “Once on a February evening, girls were wondering... what to give men on February 23.”
There are three girls on stage.
GIRL 1: Well, what are we going to give?(everyone is thinking)
GIRL 2: No, why do we have to give them something every year?!
GIRL 3: They give it to us, right?
GIRL 2: Mimosa and Alpen Gold are not a gift, but a mockery. Moreover, in our country it is “International Women’s Day”, i.e. for all women. And they have “Defender of the Fatherland Day”. Which one of them served?
GIRL 1: Yes, men are generally lucky in life. You can wear clothes and shoes until they tear, and not until a new collection appears.
GIRL 3: You can get a manicure done with your teeth for free.
GIRL 2: A belly is not a reason for depression, but a sign of masculinity!
GIRL 1: To calm your nerves, you don’t need to make an appointment with a psychotherapist, you just need to overhaul the carburetor.
GIRL 3: You don’t know how much bread, cheese and sausage cost, but you have it all at home.
GIRL 1: You can open a tin can with a knife. Then take the crumb, dip it in butter - that’s it, dinner is ready!
GIRL 3: Girls, come on. That we attacked them. By the way, being a man is not only “advantages”, but also hard work.
GIRL 3: For example, when buying sneakers, you need to choose a style so that you can go to the theater and to a wedding later(everyone nods understandingly).
GIRL 1: What are we going to do with the gift? As usual: shaving foam and lotion?
GIRL 2: Let's give them toothbrushes.
GIRL 3: And most importantly, our love(draw hearts in the air).
- Poems – primary school
- Dance "Sailor" (4th grade)
- Presenter No. 1:
Once a year, at the end of February,
All men call us
A range of feelings and of course fire!
And our hearts slowly melt.
- Presenter No. 2: (7b, 5b, 6b) Three girls under the window were daydreaming in the evening...
1st Maiden: I wish I could get married soon, I'm really tired of girls!
2nd Maiden: I wouldn’t marry just anyone!
3rd Maiden: I would marry a businessman, like stone wall! Mom would love a son-in-law, but where can I get one like that?
1st Maiden: Well, I would probably marry a sailor! And while he was swimming in the sea, I would live without knowing grief!
2nd Maiden: There are no sailors these days, It’s just a rarity! I wish I could marry the military - strong, extraordinary! I would be happy with a guy as strong as a rock.
3rd Maiden: We, girls, were daydreaming... All the guys were crushing, They could lie on the sofa and admire football!
Leading: Oh, these young people, all of you can’t bear to get married! May I get into the conversation? I know where the guys are! Not one, not two, not three...
Girls (in unison): Where is this?! Speak!!!
Leading (points to the men sitting in the hall): Look here: The guys are here! Not warriors - so what? Everyone is stately and good-looking! One person per sister...
1st Maiden (runs up to one of the men): Chur, I'll take it!
2nd Maiden (runs up to another): I liked this one!
Zya Maiden (to the third): This one smiled at me!
(Girls together): All the guys are good, it’s a real holiday for the soul!
Leading: Girls, you are almost right - today is a holiday, and this is a holiday of our wonderful men! Strong, brave, persistent and self-confident. Therefore, let's congratulate them from the bottom of our hearts, and the way to the hearts of men is - you know - through their stomachs!
- Song "Let them run clumsily"
Song to the music “Let them run clumsily” from the cartoon “Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka”
Let them run clumsily
Dima, Zhenya through the puddles,
And Oleg is barefoot on the asphalt!
After all, it is unclear to passers-by,
This day is bad,
Why are they rushing to school in a crowd!
To congratulate the men,
Everyone is cooler than the lions today!
Suddenly Seryozha comes running,
Misha will make us all laugh,
And Andrey will think about everyone,
Only our boss Alyosha,
Better than every boss
This joyful laughter flows into the day!
Chorus: We sing here on this holiday,
To congratulate the men,
Genius - Max il Den - a prankster!
A high rank for men!
- Presenter No. 1:
Once a year, at the end of winter,
Both military men and civilians,
From Moscow to Kolyma,
Flowers, gifts, and applause await.
- Scene 6B “__________________________________________”
- Song 5 A “Following the Footsteps”
Beast in the footsteps of any
I can recognize
And a giraffe and a cow,
And the beetle and the sparrow!
Whose tracks are these meandering?
Near forest roads?
They're walking through the forest
Noseface and Direhorn)
No... or something... wait... but something... wasn’t another animal walking...
Ahh!!! This is a trace from Crocomot! Or is it Begedil?
No, of course...Yes! Certainly!
Be sure, don't guess!
Walking through a snowy clearing
Popukan and Pelegai!
Beast in the footsteps of any
I can recognize
And the beetle and the thief,
And, of course, boxes!
- Verse (Gusevskaya E, 7 a)
Today all mothers and girls know
That they congratulate dads and boys,
After all, the February holiday is always for men.
There are many reasons to celebrate this.
Congratulations to the defenders,
Let them become our pride.
We wish men strength in everything,
After all, they need to protect their home from all troubles.
To raise brave people,
reliable fighters,
We set an example for boys
their fathers.
- Scene 9B “Once upon a time in a soldier’s ranks...”
- Song "It's time..."
Song to the music “It’s time, let’s rejoice” from the film “The Three Musketeers”
February is a great date again!
And we have Defender's Day again according to plan!
Which means we were carried onto the stage,
For now we can’t afford to hire stars!
Chorus: It's time, it's time, let's rejoice in our lifetime,
We congratulate all the men, shake hands with them all
Bye-bye-bye we have defenders at hand
We whisper to fate more than once: “Mercy, side!”
Men need women - c'est la vie!
People like all of us - even more so!
But most importantly, we need love!
And may good luck accompany us!
Defenders of the Fatherland Day is approaching, and you want to stage funny skits for your male colleagues? Such a performance will help to amuse the guests and will be remembered by your colleagues for a long time.
Only representatives of the fair sex can participate in the productions, but several men can also be invited to the stage. Since the miniatures are small, it will be easy for them to learn their roles.
Short funny skits for February 23 at work
The first skit on February 23 for colleagues involves three girls. They can be dressed in ordinary clothes or long sundresses with kokoshniks on their heads.
Leading:
- Three girls under the window
Daydreaming in the evening...
1st girl:
- I wish I could get married soon,
I'm really tired of girls!
2nd girl:
- Just for anyone
I wouldn't go out!
3rd girl:
- There are no good men,
This is now a rarity!
I would marry a businessman
Like behind a stone wall!
Mom would love her son-in-law,
But where can you get something like this?
1st girl:
- I wish I could marry the military -
Strong, extraordinary!
I would be happy
With a guy as strong as a rock.
2nd girl:
- Well, I'm sure
I would marry a sailor!
And while he swam in the sea,
I would live without knowing grief!
3rd girl:
– We’re daydreaming, girls...
All the guys crushed it.
They could lie on the sofa,
Have fun on the Internet!
Then, in this sketch of congratulations on February 23rd for men at work, he takes the floor presenter:
- Oh, these young people...
All of you can't bear to get married!
Let me get into the conversation.
I know where the guys are!
Not one, not two, not three...
Girls (in unison):
– Where is this?! Speak!
Presenter(points to the men sitting in the hall):
- Look here:
The guys are here!
Not the military, so what?
Everyone is stately and good-looking!
One person per sister...
1st girl(approaches one of the men):
- C'mon, I'll take it!
2nd girl(approaches another):
– I liked this one!
3rd girl(runs up to the third):
- This one smiled at me!
Girls in chorus:
- All the guys are good,
Just a holiday for the soul!
Presenter:
- Girls, you are right - today we really celebrate a holiday, and this is the holiday of our wonderful men! Strong, brave, courageous and self-confident, our knights and defenders. Let's congratulate them from the bottom of our hearts on Defenders of the Fatherland Day!
A funny skit on Defenders of the Fatherland Day will be completed by the performance of a reworked song based on the song “A Soldier Has a Day Off”:
Our dear men
Happy holiday again
We are on this February day
We are glad to congratulate you!
And brand new for you
Expensive suit!
And at least look at your shoes,
And expensive perfume
And expensive perfume!
Chorus:
We confess from the bottom of our hearts,
Why we admire you!
We are under your protection
Life is so easy!
We wish you prosperity,
Good luck in your endeavors,
And up the career ladder
Rise high!
Scenes for congratulating men at work on February 23
The following short funny skit for colleagues on February 23 involves a military commissar, his deputy and several girls.
A military commissar appears on stage:
– What kind of life... There are fewer and fewer conscripts every year, and they are somewhat frail. It's time to draft women into the army.
A deputy runs up to him with a piece of paper in his hands:
- Comrade military commissar! Your dream has come true! A corresponding decree has been issued, so you will have to recruit girls into the army. And here they are!
Brightly made-up glamorous girls appear in short dresses and high-heeled shoes.
One of the participants in this miniature congratulating men states:
- Well, finally we have equal rights with the guys! Otherwise they have a lot of privileges compared to us.
Military commissar:
- What are these?
– Well, for example, you can wear clothes and shoes until they tear, and not until a new collection comes out.
The other girls continue:
– For them, the stomach is not a reason for worry, but a sign of masculinity!
– And you don’t have to worry about a manicure. It is done completely free of charge, and with teeth.
– And to normalize your nerves, you don’t need to visit a psychotherapist. It is enough to drink 200 grams of vodka or overhaul the carburetor.
The military commissar walks around the uneven formation, carefully examining the girls, scratching the back of his head, then says:
- So, what else are we complaining about?
The girls answer:
– And guys don’t need to give birth! You can only appear in the maternity hospital for one hour, and only with beer.
“And you don’t have to stand at the stove for hours to cook dinner.” All you have to do is open the can, take out the bread, and you're done.
Military commissar:
- Well, we've talked and that's enough. Be equal, girls! Attention! Before you are drafted into the army, you need to see if you are fit for it.
In this short, funny production for February 23rd for male colleagues, the ladies will have to pass the appropriate exams.
The military commissar hands one of the girls an elegant handbag.
- Well, let's see how you do push-ups.
She begins to raise her purse to the commander’s count: “One, two, three, ....”
Military commissar:
- Great! The fighter is good!
He approaches another girl.
- And you have another task - shooting with your eyes. Attention! Object on the left! Object on the right! Left! Right!
The girl shoots her eyes at the audience.
Military commissar:
– Excellent result! And this fighter is good! Now I’ll check how you know the charter.
All the girls take out fashion magazines and read them.
Military commissar:
- Wonderful fighters! Everyone is ready for service! And now they are in formation. Sing a song!
Participants funny scene On February 23, they perform for their male colleagues a reworked song based on the song “If only there were no winter”:
If there were no men,
Women would be bored!
February twenty third
It’s unlikely that they would have celebrated it!
Nails, lips and eyes
They would hardly paint it.
If there were no men,
If only, if only, if only!
If there were no men,
Dear girlfriends,
Who would then own his noodles
Was it hanging on our ears?
Who would I be for?
Feminine and weak?
If there were no men,
If only, if only, if only!
If there were no men,
Where can we get problems?
Who would we be talking about then?
Did you sing from this stage?
About whom every day
Would you think then?
If only there were no men...
If only there were women.
Music is playing. The presenter comes out.
Presenter 1:
Today all mothers and girls know
That they congratulate dads and boys.
After all February holiday
always for men
For there are many reasons for this holiday.
Presenter 2:
Congratulations to the defenders,
Let them become our pride.
We wish the boys strength in everything,
After all, they need to protect their home from all troubles.
Presenter 1:
To raise brave, reliable fighters,
We set our boys as examples of their fathers.
Of course, we are all crazy about dads,
We say congratulations to everyone!
Presenter 2.
- We are starting our holiday program, dedicated to the Day of Defenders of the Fatherland.
Presenter 1:
- Let's start our holiday from the history of occurrence holiday.
Presenter 2.
On this day, military personnel, veterans, warriors, grandfathers, dads, boys, all men are congratulated. This day is celebrated in all births troops: land (infantry, sea (sailors, air (pilots). Our soldiers defend the expanses of the Motherland on land, at sea, and in the air.
Defenders of the Fatherland must be able to do everything and be organized. Are all of our future warriors ready for the challenges that may come their way? This is what we will see today. It's no secret that a soldier must be able to quickly dress and put himself in order.
Presenter 1:
And in honor of this event carry out demonstration exercises in which young fighters, our boys, will take part. Let's welcome them!
Participants come out
Applause. The presenter gives the boys emblems
teams "Sappers" And "Miners".
Presenter 2: — And you, dear viewers, will be fans. It is very interesting to know who is more in the audience, girls or boys?
"Hedgehogs"
The audience, together with the presenter, pronounces the words and repeats it movement:
Two slams, two slams (we stomp our feet twice, clap our hands)
Hedgehogs, hedgehogs, (show fingers spread)
Anvil, anvil, (we hit fist on fist)
Scissors, scissors. (we show scissors with our hands)
Running in place, running in place (run in place)
Bunnies, bunnies. (show ears)
Come on, come on together, come on together: Girls! (all girls shouting: "Girls!")
Boys! (all boys in shouting: "Boys!")
Presenter 1. The exercises will be observed by generals, in the role of which our jury will act.
PRESENTATION BY THE JURY.
Presenter 2. As you know, a typical day for a soldier in the army begins with getting up. I invite 9 people from each team to the first competition.
1. Competition "Rise"
At the sound of the whistle "Rise!" commander "wakes up" first, runs to the chair, runs around it and returns to the team, tries to wake up the soldier (takes him by the hand, the two of them run to the chair and back, wake up the second soldier (take him by the hand) etc., until the whole team, holding hands, reaches the chair and returns to their place.
Presenter 1. Now the soldier needs to get dressed. And you need to do this in 45 seconds. But we will now find out how long it will take our young fighters to cope.
(musical congratulations)
2. Competition "Soldier's Military Uniform"
During the relay "getting dressed" one of the team members. One by one they put on boots, a jacket, a cap, a duffel bag, and a machine gun. He undresses, runs to the team, then another, and so on.
Presenter 2. Now, according to the soldier’s strict schedule, it’s time for breakfast.
3. Competition "Cooks on Duty"
Two players are called from each team. They must quickly put on the kitchen duty uniform (apron and cap) and prepare the vinaigrette. Players receive a dish and an envelope labeled with all sorts of ingredients. Cooks need to select and place in the dish only those included in the vinaigrette recipe.
Ingredients: sunflower oil, fish,
pickled cucumber, meat,
boiled carrots, boiled
beet, apple, boiled
potatoes, banana, onion,
sauerkraut, jam
GAME WITH SPECTATORS "Jump rope"
— One boy and one girl are invited to support each team. Boys take turns jumping, and then girls. Whoever jumps the longest wins (point awarded to team).
(congratulation)
Presenter 1. After breakfast, as usual, the soldiers have training and drill training. We are now inviting our soldiers to it.
4. Competition "Minefield"
We have to go through a minefield. Players must crawl between pins arranged in a checkerboard pattern. (If a player touches the pin with his hand or foot, he is wounded; if he touches it a second time or with his body, he is killed; if there are others killed on the team, the points are not counted).
5. Competition "Hit the target"
Members of each team use a ball to knock down the pins.
6. Competition "Report to Headquarters"
For carrying out For this competition we will need helpers.
Helpers form a tunnel of hoops. The first one runs through the tunnel with the package, then runs around the obstacle. And it comes back in a bag.
(congratulation)
7. Competition "Obstacle Course"
Members of each team take turns covering a set distance. Who is faster?
8. Competition "Intellectual"
1. The outcome of the battle is in our favor (victory)
2. What a soldier thinks with and what he eats with (bowler)
3. Big naval boss (admiral)
4. Warship (cruiser)
5. Land combat vehicle (tank)
6. Sea Chef (cook)
7. For her and “It’s not scary to die at all...” (homeland)
8. “It’s hard to study...” (easy in battle)
9. Name military ranks(private, sergeant major, sergeant, corporal, ensign, lieutenant, captain, major, lieutenant colonel, colonel, general)
10. Name the types of small arms. (pistol, rifle, machine gun, machine gun, flamethrower, grenade launcher, musket, mortar)
11. Robin Hood's favorite weapon? (bow and arrows)
12. Soldier on duty (hourly)
13. Sea robbers? (pirates)
14. Teenager learning to sail? (cabin boy)
Presenter 1: — After an intellectual competition, you are supposed to relax and we invite all spectators to dance "Boogie-Woogie".
(dance with the audience "Boogie Woogie")
(congratulation)
9. Competition “Military Aviation”
One of the members of each team, at the signal from the leader, must make an airplane out of a prepared sheet of paper and launch it into auditorium (team name is written on the piece of paper). The spectator who catches the airplane must immediately lift it up.
11. Competition "Drill"
Two teams participate in in full force. The soldiers march in a circle to the music.
Presenter 1. Our demonstration exercises are over. We ask our generals to announce the results. In the meantime, the results are being summed up, the girls will congratulate you.
(congratulation)
The results of the competitions are summed up and the winners are awarded.
Presenter 2. I join in the congratulations of the generals and hope that these boys and girls are a worthy successor to the older generation. Once again, congratulations to everyone on today's holiday and I invite all guests, led by the winners, to march in formation
No wonder today in this hall
There were congratulations.
Let's all say it together: "Hooray!"
Holiday It's time to finish.
Galina Panichkina
Scenario of the holiday for adults on February 23 at the spiritual and moral club “Vozrozhdenie”
Stills from the movie on the screen "Officers", the song from this film sounds.
Presenter 1: Good evening, dear friends! We are glad to see you today on the eve of a wonderful holiday– Day of Defenders of the Fatherland. And we really want to bow deeply to all the gray-haired veterans and young soldiers who are now on duty, and to you, dear men, who gave their best young years to serving the Motherland. We want to wish you health, happiness, and most importantly, that no one will ever hear bullets whistling and shells exploding, or see houses collapsing under bombs, or soldiers dying.
Presenter 2: WITH Army holiday!
WITH holiday of warriors,
WITH brothers' holiday,
Fathers and husbands.
Their aspirations
Glory worthy
We will save peace on the planet of people.
Presenter 1: Day of Defenders of the Fatherland! This solemn The holiday is celebrated on February 23. This is a tribute to all generations of Russian warriors from ancient times to today who courageously defended native land from the invaders. This "male" day, male representatives, from boys to old men, accept congratulations and gifts, and military personnel are necessarily honored.
Presenter 2: Let's go back to history now. Tsarist times Russia: officers, cadets, cadets. What did the oath sound like at that time? “I swear on my honor!”
ABOUT! these were men - generous, noble, brave, courageous. Who do you think a real officer should have given his soul, heart, life, honor to? (answers from those present).
Yes, a real, dedicated officer gives away: soul - to God, heart - to the lady, life - to the Motherland, honor - to no one.
One of the most striking examples of such service to the Motherland was officer F. F. Ushakov.
(portrait of F. F. Ushakov on the screen).
Presenter 1: Holy righteous warrior Theodore - founder of the Russian Black Sea Fleet - an outstanding Russian naval commander, admiral. He was the third son of his parents, who considered the main condition for raising children to be the development in them of high religious feelings and strict morality.
While still a teenager, Ushakov showed an innate fearlessness of character and disregard for danger.
Fedor Fedorovich walked towards the admiral's flag, working hard, persistently mastering maritime science and the art of war. Completely and daily devoted to maritime affairs, he lived his entire life as a bachelor. In his old age, while living on his estate, he became almost a hermit. He died at the age of 74 and was buried in the Sanaksarsky monastery in the Tambov region.
Many years later, in 2000, the outstanding naval commander was canonized as a saint in our Saransk diocese. In 2006, the temple in Saransk was consecrated.
(on the screen is a temple in Saransk)
In memory of the holy righteous warrior Theodore in history Orthodox Church The temple was named after the naval commander, in honor of the Russian admiral.
Presenter 2: We want to bring to your attention a wonderful film about the life of this warrior.
(watching a movie).
Presenter 2 May the memory of this man remain in our hearts, and may his service to Russia be the clearest example to imitate our men. We are confident that each of you is worthy of the high title of MAN.
There is a song for all of you "Gentlemen Officers".
(clip performed by O. Gazmanov).
Presenter 1: We want to live only in peace. And we dream of those times when there will be no war on earth. But always, and peacetime we need strong, courageous, brave, noble men. Are there such among you? (Yes). These are the people we invite to take part in our relay races.
Form 2 teams of 5-6 people.
The jury is selected (3 people).
Presenter 1: Victory is within the reach of the brave
Great success awaits him
Who, without flinching, if necessary,
Will enter the battle, one for all.
Presenter 2: Let the jury control the entire course of the battle
Will follow without fail
Who will be friendlier
He will win in battle.
Task 1. Come up with a name for the team, a greeting to the opposing team.
Task 2. Walk through the swamp using 3 planks.
Task 3. Clear the field (1 person from the team - 2 circles on the floor, checkers are scattered in them. Blindfolded, you need to collect all the checkers).
Task 4. Running "kangaroo". (holding the ball between your legs, jump to the line, return to the team running).
Task 5. Questions for teams:
1. What is the short-term stay of military personnel for training called? (fees).
2. What is the name of the object guarded by a sentry? (fast).
3. Which of the WWII generals was called the marshal of victory? (G.K. Zhukova).
4. This fortress was the first to take the fight to the Nazis, subsequently receiving the title "hero fortress". What is it called? (Brest)
5. This person's name for many years was kept secret. He is the inventor of the world's best automatic weapons. His name appears in the name of this weapon. Who is this? (M. T. Kalashnikov)
6. What is the front side of the formation called? (front)
7. “It’s hard to learn, it’s easy to fight”. “Where a deer passes, an army will pass”. Which commander did these words belong to? (L.V. Suvorov)
8. What order was awarded to a WWII soldier for bravery? How many degrees did he have? (Order of Glory I, II, III degrees).
Task 6. Although soldier's service is difficult, there is always time for a soldier's song. (teams take turns singing lines from soldiers’ songs).
Task 7. "Portrait of a Beloved".
It's no secret that men have always been inspired to do great things by beautiful ladies. And now we will find out who your muse is. (There are 2 easels in front of the men. Ovals are painted on them female face. The men are blindfolded and led to easels, given a felt-tip pen in their hands.) Now you will draw portraits of your beloved women according to the prompt. We draw the eyes, now eyebrows, nose, mouth, small delicate ears into which at night you whisper words of love. All that remains is to draw the curls of your beloved woman. Ready! Add your own painting.
You can remove the blindfold. Applause to the artists! For such work, you need to give kisses to these lovely ladies you portrayed.
Task 8. Envelope delivery "commander"
Presenter 1: We had a great rest
And you won by right.
Worthy of praise and awards
And we are happy to give you prizes!
The jury's word. Presentation of medals and wreaths made of bagels.
Presenter 2: Thank you all for your attention
For enthusiasm, cheerful laughter,
For the fire of competition,
Guaranteed success.
Sounds like sport. march, participants take a lap of honor. They sit down.
Presenter 1: Our meeting has come to an end. We once again congratulate you all on holiday. We wish you to always be in service, to always be where your family needs you, where your Motherland needs you, because you are the sons of the Russian land.