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The selection includes quotes and phrases from Yoda, the Jedi Master from the Star Wars films:

  • I have to go into exile, I failed. (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • Knowledge is light - the path will show us. (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • The dark side hides everything. It is impossible to predict our future. (Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones)
  • Aggression, anger, fear - dark side this is strength. (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
  • Fear of loss can lead to the dark side. (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • Fear will lead to the dark side. Fear gives rise to anger; anger gives rise to hatred; hatred is the key to suffering. I strong fear I feel it in you. (Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace)
  • The Force is with me, but not so much. (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
  • Once you take a dark path, it will determine your fate forever. (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
  • We must destroy the Sith. (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • Yes, R2. We are flying to the Dagobah system. I promised something to an old friend. (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
  • Only the dark lord of the Sith knows about our weakness. If we notify the Senate, our ranks of enemies will increase. (Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones)
  • You have become stronger, Dooku. I feel the dark side of the force in you. (Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones)
  • One more thing remains. Vader. You must fight Vader. Then, only then will you be a Jedi. (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
  • Victory? Victory - you say? Master Obi-Wan, this is not a victory. Our world is shrouded in the networks of the Dark Side. The clonic war has begun. (Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones)
  • Master Yoda's famous quote: The dark side of the force will consume you...
  • Young Skywalker succumbed to the corruption of the dark side. The boy you taught is no longer there. Darth Vader devoured him. (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • You are self-willed, just like Qui-Gon... There is no point in this at all. The Council gives you its permission. Let Skywalker be your student. (Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace)
  • The prophecy... may have been misinterpreted... (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • An old friend managed to open the path to immortality, the one who returned from another world of the Force, your former teacher. I will teach you how to contact him. (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • If Count Dooku escapes, he will find new accomplices from other systems. (Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones)
  • You must quickly let go of everything that you are afraid of losing... (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for your loved ones who have been transformed into Power. Do not mourn them and do not grieve for them. After all, attachment leads to jealousy, and jealousy is a shadow of greed. (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • Luke, you will learn that many of the truths we hold depend on our point of view. (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
  • Quote from Yoda about his age: I was sick. Old and weak. When you're 900 years old, you won't look good, huh? (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
  • Your reign is over. And it's a pity that it took so long. (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • Do you think the war is over? No, this is just the beginning. (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • The future of this boy is unclear. (Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace)
  • Truly, the mind of a child is like a miracle. (Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones)
  • I will try to prevent this. (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
  • One more thing remains. Vader. You must fight Vader. Then, only then will you be a Jedi. You will fight him. Remember, all the power of a Jedi comes from his Force. But be careful. Aggression, anger, fear - this is the dark side of power. Once you take a dark path, it will determine your fate forever. (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)

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Yoda is the Grand Master of the Jedi Order. One of the main characters of Star Wars, the wisest and most powerful Jedi of his time.

Quotes, aphorisms, sayings, phrases - Yoda

  • Rage is the real enemy.
  • The best teacher is our failures.
  • The most important lessons are taught without words.
  • Fear of loss can lead to the dark side.
  • In dark times, nothing is as it seems.
  • Do you think the war is over? No, this is just the beginning.
  • Your reign is over. And it's a pity that it took so long.
  • Speculation is pointless, but patience will reveal everything.
  • You should always rely on your feelings in everything.
  • Jedi use the force for knowledge. Never for attack.
  • The more we learn, the more we realize how much we don’t know.
  • A wonderful thing - a child's head. She is looking for answers, not questions.
  • Great strength is better than training. It gives more than experience and speed.
  • There are always many ways to achieve a goal. You should try them all.
  • I've been training Jedi for eight hundred years. And I keep quiet about who I train.
  • Luke, we are the ones who must be surpassed. This is the true burden of all mentors.
  • Rejoice for those who leave in force. There is no need to mourn them. There is no need to miss them.
  • When any choice seems wrong, choose restraint.
  • Clear your brain of questions. Be at peace in the world. There are always more questions than answers.
  • We rely on weapons, but weapons cannot win a battle. Your mind is the strongest.
  • There should be no doubt in battle. There must only be faith. Faith in the Force. Rely on her.
  • Luke, you will learn that many of the truths we hold depend on our point of view.
  • A Jedi must be able to concentrate. Must have the art of reflection and detachment.
  • The Senate is full of corruption. It is necessary to control it until it is impossible to replace corrupt senators with honest ones.
  • If you didn’t make a mistake, but you still lose, you should start playing according to different rules.
  • Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear gives rise to anger. Anger gives rise to hatred. Hatred is suffering.
  • To defeat an enemy, it is not necessary to kill him. Overcome the rage burning in him, and he will no longer be your enemy.
  • Sizes don't matter. They have nothing to do with it. Look at me. Judge me by my size, right?
  • You alone make the decision. But you must remember that you also do this for others who stand behind you.
  • Great artist power, yes. Don’t be happy because of this - look at how artists work, they are unpredictable, like children.
  • Victory? Victory - you say? Master Obi-Wan, this is not a victory. Our world is shrouded in the networks of the Dark Side. The clonic war has begun.
  • The dark side beckons. But whoever has once taken a dark path will always walk along it. It will consume you, just as it consumed Obi-Wan Kenobi's student.
  • Anger, fear, aggression are the dark sides of power. They come easily and quickly join the fray. Beware of them. The price they pay is heavy for the power they provide.
  • Attachment is the shadow of greed. You must learn to give up what you are afraid of losing. Put fear out of your head, and the loss will not harm you.
  • My ally is strength. A powerful ally. Life created and raised her. Its energy surrounds us and connects us. We are beings of light. And the size of the biceps does not matter.
  • Energy is around us and with us. We are created from light - not from gross matter. We must feel the Power around us. Between me and the grass and stone, between the shore and the ship.
  • There is a lot we don't know. Mist great Power. She's worried. There is darkness everywhere. I can not see anything. The future is hidden, it is in the indignation of the great Power. We must have patience until the turbidity settles and the water becomes clear.
  • It is not only those who turn to the dark side who see the future. All Jedi were once able to see the future. Now only a few have this skill. Visions are gifts of the Force and its curses. Guidelines and traps.
  • I'm not a politician, stupid. And I would be the wrong leader for the Republic. My eyes are covered in darkness. The Force shows me only suffering and destruction and the long, long night to come. Without Power, it’s probably easier for leaders.
  • I'm too old. Too arrogant, did not see that the previous path was not the only one. Those Jedi whom I taught to become like those who taught me many centuries ago live in a different time. The Galaxy has changed. But I didn't see this.

general information
Super name: Yoda
Real name: Yoda
Aliases: Master Yoda Grandmaster Yoda
Publisher: Marvel
Creators: George Lucas, Lawrence Kasdan
Gender: Man
Character type: Foreigner
First Performance: Famous Monsters of the Movie World No. 167
Appears in 253 issues
Birthday: n/a
Death: star Wars: Return of the Jedi #2 - The Emperor's Command
Powers and abilities:

  • Flexibility
  • Cosmic awareness
  • Dangerous feeling
  • Electricity control
  • Sympathy
  • Energy absorption
  • Salvation Artist
  • Force field
  • Devices
  • Healing
  • Hypnosis
  • Throw Illusion
  • Intelligence
  • Leadership
  • Lifting
  • Durability
  • Marksmanship
  • Hypnotize
  • Hot item
  • Preliminary interrogation
  • Probability manipulation
  • Death of feeling
  • Durability
  • Cunning
  • Super speed
  • Swordsmanship
  • Telekinesis
  • Telepathy
  • Unarmed combat
  • Voice-induced manipulation
  • Weapon master

One of the greatest Jedi Masters of the Old Republic. He trained Luke Skywalker in the ways of the Jedi and even faced the Sith as Count Dooku and the Emperor and lived to tell the tale.

Origin:

Yoda is respected as one of the wisest and most influential Jedi Masters in the history of the galaxy. Yoda is a master of Force and Lightsaber combat. Yoda served as Grand Master of the Jedi High Council for over 700 years.

Creation:

Yoda is a character from the Star Wars franchise created by George Lucas. Yoda's face was partly based off of Einstein's, mainly the wrinkles on his forehead to make him appear wise and intelligent. Frank Oz, the puppeteer for Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace, developed Yoda's voice, his distinctive way of speaking, and even aspects of his personality.

Character Evolution:

From a young age, Yoda trained as the Jedi N'Kata Del Gormo, learning the ways of the Force and maintaining balance in the galaxy. Living for 900 years, Yoda worked his way up the ranks of the Jedi Order, becoming a member of the Jedi High Council and eventually a Jedi Grandmaster.

Before and during the Clone Wars, Yoda was one of the more powerful Jedi in the entire order. He served as teacher and master to the majority, giving wisdom and guidance to Jedi Knights and Masters alike, while also teaching the basics to young padawan students in training. During the Clone Wars, Yoda still served as a teacher, but was divided between being the general conductor of the war throughout the galaxy.

After the Clone Wars and after Order 66, Yoda went into hiding in the Dagobah System. The planet's abundance of life masked its presence from the Empire before arriving young Luke Skywalker. After Obi-Wan Kenobi's death, it was left to Yoda to teach Luke more about the power. After nearly becoming a Jedi Knight, Luke was hunted away from Dagobah and fell into a trap that injured him long enough to put his training on hold. He would return to an aged and dying Yoda, who accepted that his training to become a Jedi was almost complete. Yoda died and became one with the force, giving him the ability to transfer his knowledge into the force itself.

Main story arcs:

Youth

Not much is known about this legendary Jedi Grandmaster, it can be assumed that the details are not clear to Yoda either, nine hundred years is a long way to remember, but some details have been made clear. In Yoda's youth, he was unaware that he was Force-Sensitive, nor was the unidentified human counterpart aware that he was attuned to the Force as well. The two left their home planet, which was never identified and still remains a mystery; if Yoda remembers the name or what the planet was like is unknown. Yoda and his friend went to the main worlds to find work. En route, their old ship was caught among an asteroid and their ship was damaged beyond their ability to repair, which seemed most catastrophic at the time.

They would spend days floating around in space, their supplies and oxygen running out faster than the two wanted them to. In an attempt to save their lives, they reset their power systems to get them far enough into the unrecognized star system they are suffering in crash landed on a swamp planet, which can only be assumed to be Dagobah, but this was never clarified. with signal two for the rescue ship still going strong, all they could do was wait to be taken, hoping they wouldn't starve in the process. During their stay on the swamp planet, two Force beings were found by Jedi Master N'Kata Del Gormo, who sensed that they were one with the force and showed them that power. Unable to bear at their age, which was clearly not age, most of the Jedi began training, Master Gormo taught both Yoda and his human friend the way of the force. Shortly after their training, the two Jedi were taken by a Republic Galactic starship. It is likely that the "rescue" was actually planned by Jedi Master N'Kata Del Gormo.

One of his great feats in his youth was his training of a young Jedi. Most notoriously, he trained Count Dooku into a superb swordsman, which are skills that could only be copied by Yoda and Mace Windu. He also trained Cin Drallig, who was quickly made master of the council, and was promoted to battlemaster of the council during the Clone Wars.

Later life

Master Yoda was the Jedi Grandmaster and was respected as the most powerful of the Jedi. One of the only beings known to have a higher amount of chlorine midi is Anakin Skywalker. Master Yoda led the decision to refuse Qui-Gonn's request to teach Anakin, believing correctly, as we later learn, that the boy was too attached to his mother.

Master Yoda served the Old Republic for many decades, perhaps even a century. In this he would fight against his former padawan Count Dooku. This was one of the most impressive battles Yoda fought and showed the vast power he maintained in a small body. He became a general in the clone army, He would later fight Darth Sidious in the Senate before fleeing, and he nurtured and expanded the Jedi Order and taught countless younglings. Master Yoda was one of the survivors of Order 66, while he was residing on Kashyyk where he was helping Wookie cause, luckily he sensed 2 clones that arrived to kill him, quickly dispatched them and left with the help of Chewbacca.

Escape from Order 66

Master Yoda narrowly escaped Order 66, only with a backup plan, and the help of the Woolly Sweaters was he able to escape from Kashyyyk, using the escape pod to

the nearst system, from which he then went to coursant. Master Yoda probably predicted that the clones would turn on the Jedi, so he had an escape pod backup plan. Without the help of Chewbecca and Tarfful, who escorted and protected Yoda.

After this he arrived at spaceship Senator Bail Organa, a Jedi supporter and soon to be Leia's adoptive father, and Obi Wan, who at the time was the only other Jedi believed to have survived the Purge. Here they realized that the Jedi Temple's distress beacon was going away and that it was likely luring the Jedi to their deaths. So the 2 masters infiltrated the base and turned off the signal, but it was here where they first realized how far Anakin had descended into the dark side, after his massacre of the younglings.

Death

Master Yoda died on the Dagobah system at the age of approximately 900 years. He died in the presence of Luke Skywalker after Luke asked him to help complete his training.

Powers and abilities:

Yoda was considered by many to be the greatest Jedi Master of the era, and was one of the most skilled users of the Force in the history of the entire galaxy. Yoda was so strong in the Force that he demonstrated the ability to easily disarm powerful opponents like the Dark Jedi Asajj Ventress with a simple gesture. In addition to this, Master Yoda was capable of easily controlling people and entering the minds of others and deciphering their thoughts with great accuracy. Despite his short stature Yoda was capable of extreme telekinetic feats, such as lifting huge objects with the Force, such as Luke Skywalker's X-wing or the giant pillar that was dropped on Ankain and Obi-Wan Dooku and even disarming Dark Jedi Asajj Ventress with a simple wave of his hand .

Yoda was a master of all seven forms lightsaber and could use the Force to increase it physical signs very much, allowing him to carry a gun box on his back for miles.

“There is no question of size. Look at me. Judge me by my size, right? Hm? Hm. And well you shouldn't. Because my ally is the Force and an influential ally, it is.”

Characteristics:

Born: -896 BBY

Deceased: -4 ABY

Varieties: -unknown

Gender: male

Height: -0.66 meters (2’2")

Hair color:-Brown (later grey)

Eye color: green

Famous masters:-

N'Kata Del Gormo

Notable students:

  1. Dooku
  2. Cin Drallig
  3. Ikrit
  4. Rahm Kota
  5. Ki-Adi-Mundi
  6. Oppo Rancisis
  7. Luke Skywalker

Other media

Video games

Soul Calibur

Yoda appeared as a playable character in Soul of Calibur IV for Xbox 360.

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Yoda in the soul Calibur IV
Yoda in the soul Calibur IV
Yoda appeared in Star Wars Frontier I & II as a playable hero.

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith video game

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith as a playable character.

Lego Star Wars

Yoda appeared in the Lego Star Wars Trilogy and the Lego Star Wars Saga.

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

Kazdhan Paratus created a waste puppet of Yoda as part of his waste Jedi High Council.

Galen Marek's clone briefly encountered Yoda on Dagobah after Rahm, Kota dropped the planet's name into the conversation.

Novels

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Darth Plagueis: One of the most brilliant Sith Lords who ever lived. Having power is all he desires. Losing him is the only thing he is afraid of. As an apprentice, he embraces the ruthless ways of the Sith. And when the time comes, he destroys his Master - but vows never to suffer the same fate. For like no other student of the dark side, Darth Plagueis learns to command the ultimate power... of life and death.

Darth Sidious: Plagueis' chosen student. Under the guidance of his Master, he secretly studies the ways of the Sith, publicly rising to power in the galactic government, first as a Senator, then as Chancellor, and ultimately as Emperor.

Darth Plagueis and Darth Sidious, Master and Mate, set their sights on the galaxy for domination—and the Jedi Order for destruction. But can they challenge the merciless tradition of the Sith? Or will there be a desire for one to rule the highest, and a dream for the other to live forever, to sow the seeds of their destruction?”

Written by: James Luceno
Star Wars: Shroud of Deception

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Soiled in greed and corruption, tangled in bureaucracy, the Galactic Republic collapses. In outlying systems, where the Trade Federation maintains a chokehold on shipping routes, tensions are spiraling out of control—while back in the comfort of the Shining Ones, the center of civilized space and the seat of the Republic's government, few senators seem inclined to investigate the problem. And those who suspect High Chancellor Valorum of helping with the scheme are left baffled—especially when Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi foil an assassination attempt on the Chancellor.

With the crisis escalating, Valorum is calling for an emergency trade summit. As Humans and aliens gather, conspiracies are sealed with large unbridled amounts of money running around, and no one is completely above suspicion. But the biggest threat of all remains unknown to all but three members of the Trade Federation, who have entered into a dark alliance with a dark overlord. While the trio will have quite a lot of money and less trouble, Darth Sidious has greater, much more terrifying plans.

This is a time that tests the mettle of all those who seek to hold the Republic together - none other than the Jedi Knights, who have long been the galaxy's best hope for preserving peace and justice. Yet despite their most valiant efforts, the meeting will explode into fiery chaos beyond everyone's worst fears...

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Star Wars: Darth's Sledgehammer: Shadow Hunter

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Darth Maul, a merciless disciple of evil and one of the legendary Sith, a twisted order given over to the dark side of the Force... Darth Maul, champion of the lowly Sith Lord, Darth Sidious... Darth Maul, a legend leapt to life from the nightmares of history, about to be unleashed... In a brand new a tale of intrigue and a mysterious set just before the events of Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace.

After years of waiting in the shadows, Darth Sidious takes the first step in his master plan to bring the republic to her knees. He meets in secret with his Neimoidian contacts in the Trade Federation to plan a blockade of the planet Naboo. But one member of the delegation is missing, and Sidious doesn't need his Force-trained instincts to suspect betrayal. He orders his apprentice, Darth Maul, to hunt down the traitor.

On Brilliant, the capital of the Republic, the Neimoidian moves quickly to sell what he knows to the highest bidder. For Poor Pavana, the information broker, the agreement is too good to refuse. He captures him, unaware that he has now earned a place on Darth Maul's hit list, right behind the Neimoidian defector himself.

Meanwhile, a young Jedi Padoan named Darsha Assant stands on the verge of ascending to the Jedi Knighthood. The only mission will be her test. But a bigger test awaits her. Because in the labyrinthine paths and sewers of Corascant's own dark side, she will be cutting chains with the Unfortunate, who is fleeing from a Sith stalker, carrying with him important information, which must reach the Jedi Council at any cost.

The future of the republic depends on Darsha and Lorn. But how can an untested Jedi and a common person, a stranger to the powerful ways of the Force, hope to defeat one of the deadliest assassins in the galaxy?

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Star Wars: Shatterpoint

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Mace Windu is a living legend: Jedi Master, senior member of the Jedi Council, skilled diplomat, destructive fighter. Some say he is the deadliest man alive. But he is a peacemaker - and for the first time in a thousand years, the galaxy is at war.

Now, after historical events culminating in the Battle of Geonosis, Master Mace Windu must undertake a risky return home to his home world— to defuse a potentially catastrophic crisis for the Republic... and confront a horrific secret with dire personal consequences.

The jungle planet Haruun Kal, homeworld Mace barely remembers, has become a battleground in the increasing hostilities between the Republic and the renegade Separatist movement. The Jedi Council sent Depa Billaba—a former Padawan of Mace and fellow Council member—to Haruun Kal to train the local tribesmen as a guerrilla resistance force to fight against the Separatists who control the planet and its strategic star system with their Droid armies. But now the Separatists have retreated and Depa has not returned. The only clue to her disappearance is a mysterious recording left behind at the scene of brutal carnage: a recording that hints of madness and murder and darkness in the jungle... a recording in Depa's own voice.

Mace Windu trained her. Only he can find her. Only he can study what changed her. Only he can stop her.

Jedi were never meant to be soldiers. But now they have no choice. Mace must travel alone into the most treacherous jungle in the galaxy—and into his own legacy. He will leave behind the republic he serves, the civilization he believes in, everything except his passion for peace and his devotion to his former Padawan. And he will study the terrible price that must be paid when the guardians of peace are forced to wage war....

Written by: Matthew Stover
Star Wars: Jedi Court

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“For twenty-four standard hours we will sit firmly atop the line of communication that connects the worlds of the Republic…. Our control will be by pushing the dagger directly into the Shiny. This is the movement that will win the war for us."

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But attracting the enemy throughout the galaxy has already stretched Supreme Chancellor Palpatine's armies to the limit. There is no choice but to navigate the growing waves of invading Droid battles on Praesitlyn with only a small contingent of clone troopers. They will be commanded by Jedi Master Nejaa Holcyon - handpicked by the Critical Mission Council. And next to him, skilled young starfighter pilot Anakin Skywalker, promising young Jedi Padoen, eager to be freed from the bonds of apprenticeship - and to be given the title of Jedi Knight.

Side by side with a rogue Republic officer and his battle-hardened crew, a hulking Rodian mercenary with a greedy taste for combat and a duo of can-do soldiers, the Jedi generals take to the skies and punishing desert landscape of the busy Praesitlyn - to gain back a living position in the Republic. Already outnumbered and outgunned, when faced with an enemy ultimatum that could result in the slaughter of innocents, they may also be out of options. If Anakin Skywalker cannot strike a crucial balance between the wisdom born of the Force... and the instincts of a born warrior.

Written by David Sherman and Dan Cragg
Star Wars: Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

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As the Clone Wars rage, Jedi Master Yoda must once again face one of his greatest foes - Count Dooku...

The savage Clone Wars have brought the Republic to the brink of collapse. In the midst of the battle, one Jedi Knight escapes the massacre to deliver a message to Yoda on the Shiny. It seems that Dooku wants peace and demands a rendezvous. The chances are slim that the treacherous Count is sincere, but with a million lives at stake, Yoda has no choice.

The meeting will take place on Vjun, a planet steeped in evil. The problem couldn't be more difficult. Can Yoda bring his one day budding apprentice back from the dark side, or will Count Dooku unleash his sinister powers against his former mentor? Either way, Yoda is sure of one thing: This battle will be one of the most brutal he will ever face.

Written by: Sean Stewart
Star Wars: Labyrinth of Evil

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Embark on the breathtaking adventure that pairs Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker on a deadly quest for the evil lord who has torn the galaxy apart….

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Conquering Trade Viceroy of the Federation and Separatist Council member Nute Gunray is a mission that brings Jedi Knights Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, with a team of clones in tow, Cato Neimoidia. But the traitorous Sith ally proves as slippery as ever, evading his Jedi pursuers even as they narrowly escape a deadly disaster. However, their daring efforts lead to an unexpected prize: a unique holotransceiver that has intelligence capable of advancing the Republic brings to their ultimate career, the ever-elusive Darth Sidious.

Quickly picking up the chase, Anakin and Obi-Wan follow clues from the Droid Charros IV manufacturing plants to the vast worlds of the Outer Rim... every step bringing them closer to pinpointing the location of the Sith Lord—whom they suspect was controlling every aspect of the Separatist Rebellion. Yet somehow, in the escalating chess game of an entire galaxy of strikes, counterstrikes, ambushes, sabotage and retaliation, Sidious remains constantly, each moving forward.

Then the trail takes a shocking turn. For Sidious and his minions set in motion a ruthlessly orchestrated campaign to divide and crush the Jedi's forces—and bring the Republic to its knees.

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Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

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As Darth Vader's ruthless apprentice, Starkiller was mercilessly trained in the ways of the dark side, ordered to exterminate the last of the purified Jedi Order, and groomed for the Sith's ultimate pressure: killing the Emperor. He served without doubt, killed without remorse, and lost his heart without warning the handsome Imperial fighter pilot Juno Eclipse, never suspecting that he was merely a tool in his masters' schemes—until it was too late to escape their deadly betrayal.

Juno mourned Starkiller as if he were dead... but now he is back, cleansed of all memories and programmed to kill. And as fate brings Juno and Starkiller closer to reuniting with Darth Vader, determined not to lose his killer a second time when they both have to make a Stand. The prize is freedom. The penalty for failure will be eternal enslavement to the dark side of the Force...

Written by: Sean Williams

Fear opens access to the dark side. Fear gives rise to anger, anger gives rise to hatred, and hatred gives rise to suffering.

You must quickly let go of everything that you are afraid of losing.

Don't try! Do it. Or don't do it. No trying.

- Yes, run! Yes! The Jedi is powered by the Force. But fear the dark side.

Anger, fear, aggression are the dark side of the Force. They come easily and support you in battle. Once you step on a dark path, it will determine your fate forever.

It will consume you like Obi-Wan's apprentice.

The mind of a child is truly amazing.

Strength is my ally and a powerful ally, life creates and grows it. Its energy surrounds us and connects us. Enlightened creatures are us, not this gross matter (touches Luke’s skin). You should feel the strength around you. Here. Between you, me, tree, stone, everywhere.

Knowledge is the light - the path will show us.

You should always rely on your feelings in everything.

Luke: "I don't believe it." Yoda: "That's your problem"

What will The Force Awakens be about?

Thirty years after the deaths of Darth Vader and the Emperor, the galaxy is still in danger. Public education New order led by their mysterious Supreme Leader Snoke and his right hand Kylo Ren is trying to seize power. At this time, fate brings the young girl Rey and the former New Order stormtrooper Finn together with the heroes of the war with the Empire - Han Solo, Chewbacca and Queen Leia. Together they must confront the New Order, but it soon becomes clear that only the Jedi can stop Snoke and Kylo Ren. And in the galaxy only one remains alive.

Review by Anton Shirokikh on kinopoisk:

I was able to return to the time when we, as children, enjoyed watching the classic trilogy translated by Volodarsky on VHS. And plunged into Magic world space fantasies. "Luke, I am your father!" - yes, this scene created me, shaped my inner world. Oh Lucas, you are a genius! But the greater genius is JJ Abrams, who made the movie for us, resurrecting forgotten tradition. Yes, damn it, we yearned for the brilliant Han Solo, for his stupid partner Chewbacca, for the long-eared TIE fighter, in the end. O this impossible Millennium Falcon! Lord, I saw him! On the big screen! For the first time since I'm no longer a child.

I don’t remember that the viewer - a fan of the franchise - was spoiled so generously! It’s an absolutely indescribable feeling when the audience applauds Han Solo who appears on the screen, how he goes into a frenzy upon seeing the Millennium Falcon, and greets R2-D2 and Leia Organa with applause. If you have a friend or friends for whom these words are not an empty place, grab them by the hand and run to the cinema. You will sit next to them and feel your body shaking and tears welling up in your eyes: “This. Those. The most. "Star Wars"". It's them!

A sea of ​​Easter eggs, references to the classic trilogy. Literally every scene carries this dense charge of antiquity. And those who appreciate the first three films in the universe will be wildly delighted. "Look look! This is the Sarlacc, the giant sandworm from episode 6! And there will be many, many such moments. It's like you're watching one giant flashback. Isn't it a miracle?

Laconic, maybe somewhat primitive, but still a good script. Real action. Compared to previous films, here we are literally not given a break. It seems that during the entire film not a single dialogue was said to the end - something was always happening. Well, the traditional theme of fathers and sons - here it is revealed with no less tragedy. With all the blatant pathos that is generally inherent in Star Wars, it seems that for the first time the creators decided to entertain us a little with jokes - we must give them their due, they succeeded: wonderful humor. In a word, take your dusty plastic light saber, put on a T-shirt with Darth Vader and go to the cinema right now to buy tickets.

The situation with tickets in Voronezh

Cinema Park Cinema

In Voronezh there is a great opportunity to see a film in IMAX format. We advise you not to miss this chance and watch “The Force Awakens” in all its glory. The next show will be at 18:50. The central seats have already been sold out, with the exception of the first two rows (they are free), but there are still many free ones on the sides. Next session is at 21:40. The situation with places is almost the same, but there are more options. For those who plan to visit Cinema Park at night, great news. On this moment there are many more good options at 00:30. At 03:20 you have the opportunity to be alone with the film - the hall is almost empty.

The price for any session from 18:00 is 540 rubles. In Cinema Park you can watch episode 7 in 3D and 2D. There are many options, the film is shown almost every 3 hours. Ticket prices are 290 and 340 rubles. For tickets.

Cinema Spartak

Spartak broadcasts in two formats. There will be 4 more sessions in 3D today. The next one will be at 18:30. Best places Already sold out, but good and good options remain. There are still free seats at 19.50, but there are few, hurry up or consider the option at 21:15 - there is a large choice or at 22:50, there are many seats. The cost for any of these sessions is 300 rubles.

For those who prefer comfort instead of special effects, there will be screenings in the VIP hall, in 2D format. There are few tickets left. You can see “The Force Awakens” at 18:00, 19:20, 20:40, 22:00, 23:20 for 400 and 500 rubles. Here for tickets.