What could be worse than a boring office party? To prevent this from happening to you, take full responsibility, be creative and organize a fun and meaningful evening. To begin with, we suggest original idea for a party with colleagues - comic nominations for employees for a corporate event.
In every team, there comes a time to sum up the results for a certain period of work, when it is necessary to thank the employees. But I would like this event not to become just another official event with the distribution of certificates and not turn into a dry and boring ceremony.
A party is a great way to reward employees for Good work, motivate them and increase corporate culture. And funny office bonuses will help remove the officialdom of awards. They are ideal for recognizing colleagues, end-of-year performance reviews, and awards ceremonies at informal meetings. It can be funny nominations, comic awards with the presentation of funny certificates or diplomas for company managers and ordinary employees.
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To organize a party, you will need to transform your office to some extent to give the event a more informal character and a fun atmosphere:
- Create a makeshift stage or decorate the room to suit the occasion you are celebrating. These could be garlands, themed posters, flags, or a red carpet to the stage for the nominees.
- Music always sets the mood. Conduct a survey among employees, ask them to submit their musical wishes in advance. This way you will get a playlist for your corporate event.
- Organize a festive buffet. Here's an idea: ask your employees to bring their favorite dish to the table. You could even hold a competition best recipe your office, and reward the winner.
- To stimulate the spirit of competition, you can announce a photography competition in advance. The employee who takes the funniest photo of office life on his phone will also be awarded at the party in the “Best Paparazzi” category.
- You need to worry in advance about prizes, awards, funny certificates and nominations for employees and participants of your corporate event.
- To have fun, organize interactive games, solve charades or organize a tournament. This will allow you to expand your team’s social circle and learn more about each other.
We offer you several funny categories of awards for a corporate party. It is not necessary to use these exact nominations. You can easily change the names or descriptions to make the fun awards unique to your group and specific recipients. Nominations can range from “For dedicated office work” to “Best mouse tamer,” meaning a computer mouse. The last nomination is best suited for your system administrator.
Cool nominations for women:
- “Natural blonde” is not only her calling in life, but also her main duty in the office.
- “The most transparent (ghostly)” - in every organization there is always at least one employee who has just been seen. You can present this humorous certificate if she shows up to accept it.
- "Spam Mistress" - Some employees can't resist forwarding emails. Perhaps they really believe that Microsoft will pay them 10 cents for every time they send junk mail. As an incentive, reward your endless incoming messages with this fun certificate.
Funny awards for men:
- “The best surfer of the season” - even lazy employees who constantly hang out on the Internet in order to buy or sell something need recognition. Show them you recognize their web surfing prowess with this fun bonus.
- “Headless horseman” - in any team there is an employee to whom management periodically issues a tirade: “It would be better if you lost your head!” This nomination is for people who lose the necessary documents at the wrong time.
- “Breakthrough of the Year” - there will probably be a fearless leader in your office - bold and risky, who is not afraid to take on new tasks and rally a group of enthusiasts around him. This award is for him.
We present a selection of comic nominations in verse for rewarding employees:
- For the first beauty in your team:
Eyes like the sea reflect
And the shine and the blue spill of the sky,
And the lips glow with juiciness,
And the mouth is devilishly beautiful!
- Nomination for the best financial director:
Mani, mani, mani, mani,
I am a financial tycoon:
The three-ruble coin is in your pocket -
Dollar, euro and manat.
- At the end of the corporate event:
Oh, how solemnly the food was prepared!
But time passed, and the candles burned out...
And all the food went there
Where are all human deeds?
Today we don’t say goodbye
We wish everyone - see you again!
When I'm on a date I swing my hips
Yesterday we had a corporate party on the occasion of New Year's Eve.
summing up the results, rewarding the most distinguished in the opinion of the authorities...
and my friend (and at the same time colleague) and I found fun nominations on the Internet and awarded everyone certificates and diplomas...
I decided to post it here because... almost everything was taken from different sources.....maybe it will be useful for someone or for myself (if I leave for another job)
1. If you work hard 8 hours a day, you will eventually become a boss and have the right to work 12 hours a day.
In nomination "Breakthrough of the Year" awarded......(presented to a sales representative who will be a Senior Sales Representative (something like a supervisor) with NG).
2. You cannot give everything to everyone, because there are many of them, but there is not enough of everything in the warehouse. But she copes with it. In nomination "Dreaming" awarded......(warehouse manager)
3. “Should I go to work?” - he thought... and didn’t go. But he doesn't think so. In the nomination "Thank God you came" awarded..... (driver who likes to disappear for a day without warning)
4. I make myself laugh with my funny face. In the nomination "Positive Attitude" The most cheerful and positive person in the company is awarded. (trade representative, the most positive)
5. If you get bored
And I've had enough of everything already,
Listen to her ringing laughter
It will be fun for you.
In nomination "Antidepressant" awarded.... (cheerful employee).
6. For a responsible attitude towards the work schedule: despite crazy traffic jams, world disasters, the fall in the dollar exchange rate and rising prices for gold and beer, it will appear in in the right place and in right time. In nomination "Keeping up with the times" awarded... (forklift driver, it was the hardest thing for them to come up with, so it’s just a general nomination that doesn’t characterize them as a person).
7. The most attentive. Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded. In nomination “And the sense of smell is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle.”, awarded...(given to the girl Torg representative), she is like that with us))
8. She will always share the last crust of bread with her neighbor, treat her to tea, offer a drink and not only coffee…………In the nomination "Self-assembled tablecloth" awarded (they gave it to me, because you can’t think of anything special about yourself either)
9. She recently came to us. He lives and works quietly and calmly next to us. But how many ideas are stored in this head? She will definitely show herself to everyone. In the nomination "Hidden reserves" awarded... (given to the accountant-cashier, she came to us not so long ago)
10. She is the most eloquent employee, she is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team, even if her opinion goes against the opinion of the boss... In the nomination "Speaker, Voice of the People" awarded (given to the Chief Accountant (she likes to argue with the director).
11. Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness.
He is always late everywhere, but
always and everywhere in time, although he
never there! How is it with him
it turns out? In nomination "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" awarded... (given to the head of the transport department. This is exactly about him, he always shys away somewhere, and then pretends that he has been working all day)
12. Dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of whose hand any office equipment will “clog” into operation. In the nomination "Master of Golden Hands", is awarded (given to our operator, this one will definitely always fix everything. He once saved us when our server crashed).
13. It is from her that you can always find out what date, who did what in the company, why it is called that way and who named it. She can endlessly tell tales from the history of the company. In nomination "Keeper of Traditions", awarded (given to the Trade Representative, she is one of those who has been working here for a very long time)
14. This is the calmest voice of the company; communication with it puts you in a state of peace. You want to communicate with him again and again. In nomination
"Mr Antistress" awarded....(given to the calmest driver).
15. This is the very, very... head of the company. This is our most intelligent employee. This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual
She is capable of solving the most difficult problems! In the nomination "Uma Chamber", awarded (given to the manager, somehow they also couldn’t come up with something interesting).
16. Kings can do everything, kings can do everything. And sometimes they decide the fate of the whole earth. In nomination "How hard it is to be God" awarded (presented to the General Director).
17. He makes an exorbitant contribution to the work of our company, while remaining invisible. In the nomination "X-Men" awarded (given to the second forklift driver, it was also difficult to choose for him).
18. A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hits on the road. The driver's job is to drive the car, and not to be amused by statistics! In the nomination "The cat that walks by itself" awarded (given to the driver)
19. He is engaged in expressing himself every day - he works hard and thoroughly. Not all is gold that lies poorly, but all is gold who works well! In nomination “Prove yourself - secure it” awarded...(given to the driver)
Any corporate event is always an excellent reason to gather in one place with your entire work team. And, of course, in order for the evening to be a success, it’s best to come up with fun competitions with incentive prizes and comic nominations. As a rule, nomination names are directly related to the theme of the event, for example, February 23. We will tell you in this article what nomination names to come up with for men.
What determine the names of the nominations?
As we have already said, the names of the comic nominations directly depend on the theme of the party. Also, the names of the awards may be influenced by the gender of the nominees nominated for the award. In our case, we agreed that all names would be compiled for men. So, what funny nominations can you come up with for a corporate party?
"Most late employee of the year"
This nomination, as the name suggests, should go to the employee who is constantly late for work. As a rule, such people constantly come up with new excuses for their unpunctuality. However, in order not to offend the nominee, such an award can be presented using the following verses:
The alarm clock will ring in the morning,
Get up, get up! It is time!
But he just can't get up
He really wants to sleep.
He's in no hurry to go to work
He basks and sleeps for a long time.
As soon as he sees that he overslept,
He runs to the taxi, but is late again.
Well, who doesn’t it happen to?
He deservedly receives his reward!
Such humorous nominations in verse will help to lift the mood and tell the employee in a playful manner that he is doing something wrong. As a reward for the nominee, in addition to a certificate, you can get a beautiful medal with the image of a sleeping person. You can also give him a large alarm clock.
"The sickest employee of the year"
An employee of an organization who is regularly sick and is on sick leave for any reason can win this nomination. IN in this case We are not talking about those employees who have chronic diseases or real health problems that certainly should not be laughed at. Nominees nominated for this award are often described as “imaginary patients” or that they “suffer from the inflammation of cunning.”
He wakes up in the morning, that's the problem.
He had a headache!
Either your stomach or your back will hurt,
Either a sore throat, or the flu, or colitis.
He won't go to work
He will name a hundred reasons.
He'll call you at work
He coughs and wheezes into the phone.
And so every day he suffers,
For this he receives an award.
As a reward in this category for employees - comic prizes in the form of a large first aid kit with a red cross.
"The most thrifty employee of the company"
For example, a chief accountant can be nominated for this award. Such a person, as a rule, decides many financial questions organizations. He always knows where and in what amount certain funds are spent, and also has information regarding saving money. The nominee can be awarded with a large medal with the image of a chest with gold coins or a hand with a fan of green banknotes clutched in its fingers. You can also give him a calculator or an old wooden abacus (the second option is preferable - in order to save money).
Such humorous nominations will make your employee stand out from the team and will be an additional motivation for everyone else.
"The most important ladies' protector"
This nomination is ideal for men who like to be in the center women's team. As a rule, they are not deprived of the attention of the fair sex; they always know how and what to say to any lady. Such a colleague can be presented with a medal with the image of a pumped-up athlete or sports attributes, for example, sports dumbbells.
"Master of the Tea Ceremony"
It is interesting to include such interesting titles as “Master of the Tea Ceremony” in comic nominations for awards. A candidate for this nomination could be the employee who was often spotted with a mug of tea. At the same time, he could be seen with this drink not only at lunchtime, but also at work time. Such people, as a rule, are simply “playing for time.” During and after tea drinking, they can go for a smoke break and accompany the consumption of this drink with conversations with colleagues, etc.
You can come up with similar nominations on the same topic, for example in the rubric: “for record cups of coffee drunk during the working day”, “for record frequency of visits to the smoking room” and so on. In a word, come up with nominations for employees that are humorous and at the same time emphatic individual characteristics each of the employees nominated for the award.
"Talker Bird"
An excellent nomination in which people who like to talk a lot can be involved. They usually talk regardless of whether they are on their lunch break or doing something during work hours. As a prize, such employees can be given a megaphone or a poster in the “silence is golden” style.
"Chief psychotherapist of the company"
To select candidates suitable for this name awards must be approached very carefully. Comic nominations should be uplifting, not upsetting. Therefore, it is better not to make a candidate a person who has trouble with humor.
For example, if your boss has no prejudices, you can award him this bonus. At the same time, the presentation of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will bring the arrogant ones back to earth, bring some sense to the dull, guide the heads of departments to the right path, etc.” As a reward, he can be given a statuette reminiscent of an Oscar award.
"King of Social Media"
Such nominations for corporate events are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. “Speaking” names that do not need explanation are welcome. Thus, the nomination “King of Social Networks” may be a subtle hint at some employees who only imitate hectic work activity, while they themselves only “sit” on VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.
"The most important fashion critic"
Some humorous nominations for men need clarification. For example, “The Most Important Fashion Critic” is awarded to those male representatives who carefully monitor what clothes the secretary and other work colleagues wear. Moreover, in reality they may not be at all in the fashion trend, but they will happily discuss the length of the skirt, the depth of the neckline and the width of the slit.
"The best expert on privacy"
There is such a person in every company. As a rule, he is always aware of the personal lives of all employees. He knows who lives with whom, who he meets with, who he quarrels with, who his wife left and for what reason, who is cheating on her husband, and the like. If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make humorous nominations for rewarding employees in such a way as not to offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who they are talking about.
"Biggest Partisan of the Month"
In a large team there are also people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with pincers. They are usually laconic, but in most cases they are hardworking. Almost all representatives of the “silent people” behave like hermits. They hardly communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to noisy company.
Comic nominations for rewarding employees: “Genius of the Year”
This category is open to all employees who have distinguished themselves in some way in the workplace. For example, reward a middle manager who solved a 5th grade problem for the child of a chief engineer; for quickly and effectively finding a solution when working with a printer that has jammed paper and so on.
"IT maniac of the month"
This nomination is open to all employees who cannot imagine their lives without computers and other information technologies. They are usually said to be “gadget freaks.”
Let us remind you that all nominations for corporate events are comic. Jokes should not be confused with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or subject to ridicule or snide remarks. Therefore, be very careful when selecting names for nominations.
Use tools such as medals and certificates with humorous content. In addition, all participants and prize-winners can be called to the stage, doing with them funny photos. Additionally, comic nominations for men can be accompanied by some funny accessories, for example, glasses with a nose and mustache, unusual hats, colored wigs, and so on.
Properly selected nominations for rewarding employees are no worse than financial incentives. Read the article about what to give to employees so that they remember the event for a long time.
From the article you will learn:
Why are nominations needed to reward employees?
Rewarding employees is an effective tool non-material motivation. Not everyone dreams of receiving a prize, because people’s values differ. The main thing is not to reward the same specialists year after year, otherwise this will lead to conflicts and a decrease in loyalty.
Award titles at corporate events when most of the employees gather together. Choose honorary titles related to your occupation, character traits, or based on other criteria. Make sure that cool nominations employees were not insulted or humiliated to receive awards.
Note!
During times of crisis, when the company cannot award bonuses and give out material bonuses, use interesting nominations to reward employees. Organize an event to increase staff engagement.
What criteria should be taken into account when choosing nominations for employee awards?
Draw up and agree with senior management on descriptions of merits and achievements applicable to different categories of persons: for managers, specialists, ordinary performers. Choose funny and serious nominations to reward employees. Be smart, think about what you personally remember about a person’s activities over a certain period of time.
Consider the implementation of a complex project to be a success for a top manager. Reward performers for working hard or flawlessly, and reward specialists for quickly solving current problems.
When awarding humorous nominations for corporate events, describe merits of the staff variably - list several characteristics based on which you decided to award. Your words determine how other employees who did not receive the prize will react to the situation. List real successes, do not show personal attitude. Subjective opinion demotivates people who remain outside your field of attention.
When choosing nominations for employees for a corporate party, consult with colleagues who are not management. Let them offer options and highlight employees whose achievements they remember. It's impossible to include everyone's opinions, but if you're stuck, organize an online poll or a written survey.
Advice from the editor:
Be prepared for the fact that humorous nominations for corporate events and intangible prizes can cause negativity. Practice a course of action in advance to reassure dissatisfied employees. How to prepare , read in the HR Director magazine.
Based on forum materials
Comic nominations are always met with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not jokes)))!
Even the presentation of real awards is not always such a success.
To whom do we give it and for what reason?
At one person’s birthday or other holiday (entry to school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving Nobel Prize, the publication of the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, a victory at a dog show, etc.) are awarded only to this person, the hero of the occasion;
At a celebration of several people (a team’s victory in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.), we present all these people with the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);
February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men, without exception (check a hundred times that you haven’t forgotten anyone. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (they will also be useful for unexpected guests). But! Here you need to make them the same shape and size , but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting Everyone will be waiting, but what has been invented for them?
What are we writing?
Comic nominations for competitions and texts on medals.
By family connections:
The best mother (daughter, grandmother, auntie)
The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)
Eldest beloved daughter, youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)
By profession:
The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)
My favorite teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the traffic police called now?)
The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)
(Here it doesn’t have to be literally, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: if you cut your neighbor’s hair, you’re already the best stylist, you managed to run to the bus - well, you’re a cool athlete)
By position:
The most democratic boss, employee, accountant
The most greedy chief accountant
Most Flexible Executive Employee
The most economic caretaker
Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in the singular. But still write the word “most” - for humor and light irony which I hope they will understand.
By action:
I’m the best... handed my neighbor a chair (screwed in a light bulb, blew smoke rings, made reports)
I’m the fastest... I can paint my lips (I find a mobile phone in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), count without a calculator)
The same, but for kids:
I was the fastest... to eat the porridge (fell asleep during the day)
I’m the best... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)
For schoolchildren I can’t figure it out yet: daughter is a student, nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school topics. But you understand the idea, you can come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:
Miss curly curls
Miss the most beautiful bows
Miss the longest braids
Mister neat
Mister good manners
Our superman
Our protection and support
Our secret keeper
The smartest (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)
The most tender (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)
By hobbies and cute features:
World-class newspaper reading star
World class maestro of playing with nerves
Our personal astrologer(for the horoscope lover)
Fashionable thing (for a fashionable thing))
Our best florist (who loves to tinker with bouquets)
Our Sukhomlinsky (who likes to educate)
Young Michurinets (for summer residents of any age)
Bill Gates student (someone who is good at—or thinks he is good at—computer programs)
Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. That would be me by default))
Almost Hitchcock (for a horror movie fan)
Snow Queen (to the prickly lady)
The Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)
Comic nominations and their winners:
Winner of the nomination “The Lady Checked in Luggage” (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for the lover of a bunch of bags, packages, string bags))
Winner of the nomination “Someone came down from the hill” (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or loves hiking in the mountains or ski resorts)
Winner of the nomination “You deceived me, you let me down” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))
Winner of the nomination “On a small raft” (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)
Winner of the nomination “I will ride my bike for a long time” (a very beautiful song of my youth. A gift from me to cycling lovers)
Winner of the nomination “I’ll send him to...” (from Lolita’s song. For a lover of rude language of any gender)
Winner of the nomination “Orientation – North” (from another Lolita song. A person at least somehow connected with the word “north”: lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of the Northern bus station (there was once such in Donetsk, and ours was not far away student hostel), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.
Winner of the nomination “You're drunk, like a pig” (You're drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals. This medal should NOT be awarded, but shown in advance and announced that it exists, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, then he will receive it publicly. But you hope that it won’t come to that)
For this block of nominations it would be very good to collect these songs and play each for 1 - 1.5 minutes, until man walking for the medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade festivals are always very, very helpful: they smooth out rough edges and create pleasant musical breaks when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.
Let me remind you: I described in detail how to make a medal in. If you don’t have room for both text and a picture on your medal, leave one, but read the text and nomination out loud anyway: you’re having an award ceremony, after all))
Another tip: when choosing texts and competition nominations for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case will it be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will be wasted in space. And we need it to hook people here on earth))
With best wishes to bright nominations and nominees,
A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!
P.S. The title of the next article is “The competition that is always with you.” Look what it is))