Any corporate event is always an excellent occasion to gather in one place with your entire work team. And, of course, in order for the evening to be a success, it’s best to come up with fun competitions with incentive prizes and comic nominations. As a rule, the nomination names are directly related to the theme of the event, for example, February 23. We will talk about what nomination names to come up with for men in this article.
What determine the names of the nominations?
As we have already said, the names of the comic nominations directly depend on the theme of the party. Also, the names of the awards may be influenced by the gender of the nominees nominated for the award. In our case, we agreed that all names would be compiled for men. So, what funny nominations can you come up with for a corporate party?
"Most late employee of the year"
This nomination, as the name suggests, should go to the employee who is constantly late for work. As a rule, such people constantly come up with new excuses for their unpunctuality. However, in order not to offend the nominee, such an award can be presented using the following verses:
The alarm clock will ring in the morning,
Get up, get up! It's time!
But he just can't get up
He really wants to sleep.
He's in no hurry to go to work
He basks and sleeps for a long time.
As soon as he sees that he overslept,
He runs to the taxi, but is late again.
Well, who doesn’t it happen to?
He deservedly receives his reward!
Such humorous nominations in verse will help to lift the mood and tell the employee in a playful manner that he is doing something wrong. As a reward for the nominee, in addition to a certificate, you can get a beautiful medal with the image of a sleeping person. You can also give him a large alarm clock.
"The sickest employee of the year"
An employee of an organization who is regularly sick and is on sick leave for any reason can win this nomination. IN in this case We are not talking about those employees who have chronic diseases or real health problems that certainly should not be laughed at. Nominees nominated for this award are often described as “imaginary patients” or that they “suffer from the inflammation of cunning.”
He wakes up in the morning, that's the problem.
He had a headache!
Either your stomach or your back will hurt,
Either a sore throat, or the flu, or colitis.
He won't go to work
He will name a hundred reasons.
He'll call you at work
He coughs and wheezes into the phone.
And so every day he suffers,
For this he receives an award.
As a reward in this category for employees - comic prizes in the form of a large first aid kit with a red cross.
"The most thrifty employee of the company"
For example, a chief accountant can be nominated for this award. Such a person, as a rule, decides many financial matters organizations. He always knows where and in what amount certain funds are spent, and also has information regarding saving money. The nominee can be awarded with a large medal with the image of a chest with gold coins or a hand with a fan of green banknotes clutched in its fingers. You can also give him a calculator or an old wooden abacus (the second option is preferable - in order to save money).
Such humorous nominations will make your employee stand out from the team and will be an additional motivation for everyone else.
"The most important ladies' protector"
This nomination is ideal for men who like to be in the center women's team. As a rule, they are not deprived of the attention of the fair sex; they always know how and what to say to any lady. Such a colleague can be presented with a medal with the image of a pumped-up athlete or sports attributes, for example, sports dumbbells.
"Master of the Tea Ceremony"
It is interesting to include such interesting titles as “Master of the Tea Ceremony” in comic nominations for awards. A candidate for this nomination could be the employee who was often spotted with a mug of tea. At the same time, he could be seen with this drink not only at lunchtime, but also at working hours. Such people, as a rule, are simply “playing for time.” During and after tea drinking, they can go for a smoke break and accompany the consumption of this drink with conversations with colleagues, etc.
You can come up with similar nominations on the same topic, for example in the rubric: “for record cups of coffee drunk during the working day”, “for record frequency of visits to the smoking room” and so on. In a word, come up with nominations for employees that are humorous and at the same time emphatic individual characteristics each of the employees nominated for the award.
"Talker Bird"
An excellent nomination in which people who like to talk a lot can be involved. They usually talk regardless of whether they are on their lunch break or doing something during work hours. As a prize, such employees can be given a megaphone or a poster in the “silence is golden” style.
"Chief psychotherapist of the company"
To select candidates suitable for this name awards must be approached very carefully. Comic nominations should be uplifting, not upsetting. Therefore, it is better not to make a candidate a person who has trouble with humor.
For example, if your boss has no prejudices, you can award him this bonus. In this case, the presentation of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will bring the arrogant ones back to earth, he will bring sense to the dull, he will set the heads of departments on the right path, etc.” As a reward, he can be given a statuette reminiscent of an Oscar award.
"King of Social Media"
Such nominations for corporate events are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. “Speaking” names that do not need explanation are welcome. Thus, the nomination “King of Social Networks” may be a subtle hint at some employees who only imitate hectic work activity, while they themselves only “sit” on VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.
"The most important fashion critic"
Some humorous nominations for men need clarification. For example, “The Most Important Fashion Critic” is awarded to those male representatives who carefully monitor what clothes the secretary and other work colleagues wear. Moreover, in reality they may not be at all in the fashion trend, but they will happily discuss the length of the skirt, the depth of the neckline and the width of the slit.
"The best expert on privacy"
There is such a person in every company. As a rule, he is always aware of the personal lives of all employees. He knows who lives with whom, who he meets with, who he quarrels with, who his wife left and for what reason, who is cheating on her husband, and the like. If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make humorous nominations for rewarding employees in such a way as not to offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who they are talking about.
"Biggest Partisan of the Month"
In a large team there are also people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with pincers. They are usually laconic, but in most cases they are hardworking. Almost all representatives of the “silent people” behave like hermits. They hardly communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to noisy company.
Comic nominations for rewarding employees: “Genius of the Year”
This category is open to all employees who have distinguished themselves in some way in the workplace. For example, reward a middle manager who solved a 5th grade problem for the child of a chief engineer; for quickly and effectively finding a solution when working with a printer that has jammed paper and so on.
"IT maniac of the month"
This nomination is open to all employees who cannot imagine their lives without computers and other information technology. They are usually said to be “gadget freaks.”
Let us remind you that all nominations for corporate events are comic. Jokes should not be confused with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or subject to ridicule or snide remarks. Therefore, be very careful when selecting names for nominations.
Use tools such as medals and certificates with humorous content. In addition, all participants and prize-winners can be called to the stage, doing with them funny photos. Additionally, comic nominations for men can be accompanied by some funny accessories, for example, glasses with a nose and mustache, unusual hats, colored wigs, and so on.
Ideal option original congratulations With any holiday, various honors, awards of diplomas, various titles, nominations, presentation of orders and medals are considered. This form of congratulations allows you to make the heroes of the occasion the center of attention, give them honor, and say high-flown compliments, which, in this case, are smoothed over by a playful presentation and good humor.
Proposed comic nominations and medals for colleagues on March 8 full not only of humor, but also of lyrics, sincere admiration for women and the desire to bring them joy. Taking any of these options as a basis and changing them to suit your specific situation, you can easily organize a very original and memorable congratulations on Women’s Day in a team or at a friendly party e.
1. Comic presentation of fabulous nominations and medals (diplomas) to colleagues on March 8th.
This is an option for awarding titles inspired by Russian fairy tales; each of the colleagues is compared with a fairy-tale heroine based on certain external characteristics or character traits, presenting her with a diploma (medal) and a gift. If this ceremony takes place directly at the workplace, then a shortened version can be made: announcement of the title and congratulations. And at a buffet or corporate party, this idea can be made the basis of the scenario and titles can be presented throughout the evening in a playful, entertaining or entertaining form (an example of how to organize this is given below).
Introduction
It's time to congratulate the lovely ladies!
We want to hug them tightly
And we dedicate the hit to them!
Leading:
You are all so beautiful today
So charming and gentle!
If you look, it will immediately become clear:
The breath of spring is all around!
In this difficult job,
Among computers, papers
You are blooming brighter than ever,
It’s like there’s a good magician nearby,
who gave you a miracle
To be young, to live lovingly,
And laundry, kitchen and dishes
I definitely took it upon myself!
So be happy, healthy,
Take on everything ardently,
And we are ready to set you up
Your reliable shoulder.
We wish you good luck in your business,
Love is beautiful and big!
You smile, which means
Everything in life will be fine
Presentation of nominations
Leading: To determine the candidacy for the first nomination, I propose to conduct a little quiz. Chips will be awarded for correct answers, but if a man answers correctly, he must give his chip to any of the ladies present here.
Quiz:
1. Which ditty mentions both women and the number 8?
(Eight girls, one me. Where the girls go, there I go!)
2. What alcoholic drink reminds you of Women's Day with its name? (Martini)
3. Remember films with the word WOMAN.
(“Strange Woman”, “Sweet Woman”, “Beloved Woman of Mechanic Gavrilov”, “Woman as a Gift”...)
4. What movie titles consist of only adjectives addressed to women?
(“The most charming and attractive”, “The only one”...)
5. Which songs mention women's names?
(“Lisa! Don’t leave!” “Oh, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka!”, “Me and my Masha are at the samovar,” “Hello, hello, Alena!”, etc.)
6. Which wines are named after women?
(Lydia, Isabella, Dunyasha...)
7. What plants remind you of women's names?
(Rose, lily, pansies, daisy, Ivan and Marya...)
8. Which movies have women's names in their titles?
(“Mashenka”, “Anna Karenina”, “Valentin and Valentina”, “Zhenya, Zhenechka and Katyusha”, “Seraphim and Seraphim”...)
So , title "Vasilisa the Wise"
deserved.....
(a prize is awarded for greatest number chips and Diploma: "To Vasilisa the Wise from admiring men")
Leading: However, do not forget: women are given convolutions in order to go around sharp corners!
A musical pause is announced, during which a jury of men most competent in this matter will choose Elena the Beautiful. The men approach a stand with children's photographs of women (without a signature), which was made in advance, for which all the women were asked to bring their childhood photographs.
Leading: Title "Elena the Beautiful"
deserved photo N...
We ask the original to come forward to present the prize! The winner is awarded a prize and a similar diploma.
Leading: And now we will ask the women who sewed today’s outfit with their own hands to come here. Please walk in front of us so we can appreciate your art!
So , rank
"Marya the Artisan"
and our main prize was earned......
(The rest of the participants in this competition receive a chocolate bar)
Then, based on the results various competitions or simply in the form of a solemn ceremony, you can present medals and assign the following fabulous
For unmarried girls - title "Fun - an enviable bride";
Ladies with long hair - title “Varvara beauty - long braid”;
An avid athlete - rank “Akulina - hero”;
The most graceful - rank "Alyonushka - Swan";
The owner of the highest heels - title “Annushka - Pavushka”;
- The funniest - the title of “Marfushka - merry”
The most serious - the title of “Princess - not mocked”;
For a lover of singing - title “Maryushka the Nightingale” etc.
(Source: sc-pr.ru)
2. Comic awarding of nominations for March 8th Eastern.
This is a variant of a colorful costumed congratulations to the ladies on the holiday; if desired, during the game moment, you can give each lady present the opportunity to become the very best in something. At the same time, presenters should try not to deprive anyone of their attention, so that everyone gets a nomination and a sign of attention, and not just the most active.
Leading: A guest came to us from distant countries, having heard about our holiday and the beauty of our women, welcome... .
To the music of Credo Mama Asia, the Sultan appears, dances a little, and calls the other wives.
Sultan: Wives!
The wives come out to the music of “Opa, opa, darling...” by Usmanov. They dance and run away.
Leading: Sultan Al-babet, why did you come to us?
Sultan: I'm tired of my harem,
He's already here for me!
Leading: So you came to us to recruit a new harem?
Al-babet, what kind of wife do you need?
Sultan: Sultan: “The most affectionate”
Leading: Whoever hugs the Sultan the fastest is the most affectionate.
(The game is played for the most affectionate one)
Leading: Sultan, what kind of wife do you need?
Sultan:"The most graceful"
Leading: The most graceful one we have today is the one with the highest heels.
(Elections are taking place)
Sultan: I also want a wife "Unsolved Mystery"
Leading: Miss Unsolved Mystery today is the one who wears the most black clothes.
(Elections are taking place)
Sultan: And now I want “The Slenderest”
Leading: Choosing Miss “Wasp Waist”
(choose)
Sultan: Now let's go to "The Most Beautiful"
Leading: The most beautiful lady we have today is the one who has the most sparkle in her clothes. (Choose)
Sultan: I also want to see “The Most Generous.”
Leading: We choose a generous wife. Whoever now, among the ladies who have not yet received the attention of the Sultan, pours a drink for the Sultan, is the most generous one.
(If I give more, you can add nominations or give one to several at once)
Leading: There are many new wives in the harem, which one is your favorite? The Sultan is confused, so we will choose her by lot. Blindfold the wisest Sultan. Wives, stand around the Sultan and dance in a circle. And now the Sultan will choose his beloved wife! Choose, oh lord! The wives are waiting!
The blindfolded Sultan chooses one of his wives.
Sultan: Here it is, my favorite! My Gulchatai is appointed on duty for the harem. And now I want to see what kind of dancers my wives are.
Dancing to oriental music
Sultan: Ah, good! Gifts of the East to all wives!
And I want to make a toast.
Toast:
An astrologer served me for many years, he made good predictions, wow, and everything came true. I decided to reward him and offered him a choice of any of my wives. He asks his first wife: “What is two and two? “Five,” she answered. “What a generous wife”: said my astrologer. He asks the second: “What is two and two? “Three,” she answered. “What a thrifty wife”: said the astrologer. He asks the third: “What is two and two? “Four,” she answered. “What a smart wife,” the astrologer admired. Which one do you think he chose? (Answer from the audience)
He chose the most beautiful one! And I propose to raise a glass of wine to the most beautiful women who came to the holiday today.
The song “Oh, what a woman” is playing
(Source: forum. in-ku.ru)
3. Congratulating colleagues using a flower lottery.
It's very spring and lyrical spring holiday. You can add your own gift to each flower. The lottery will decide everything.
Leading: Since the Middle Ages, there has been a tradition of giving people flowers, without which it is difficult to imagine any holiday. But not everyone realizes that a bouquet of flowers is not just a sign of attention, but a whole message that you need to be able to read. And today we invite men to talk to ladies in the language of flowers. Everyone chooses an image of a flower from our basket and gives it to the lady; it is advisable to distribute who gives it to whom in advance, so as not to leave anyone out. Then the lady loudly reads the text of her card on the back of the card.
Men take turns choosing cards without looking at the back, ladies read out the texts.
Rose. You are so beautiful and proud
It drove me crazy for a long time.
I’ve been walking for a long time and I’m not myself,
Either with a hangover or sick.
Primrose. I dream about meeting you
Under the silent moon.
I will give you the whole world:
And the stars, and the night, and the moon.
Peony. I love! I love! And I’m not hiding it!
I only dream about you!
I'll run around tonight
I'll steal you from home.
Tulip. I'm so jealous of you, darling,
That he was emaciated, burning with passion.
Sit with me for a while
And feed it yourself from a spoon.
Gladiolus. Your eyes captivated me
Your smile attracted me
Your flying gait
It drove me crazy for a long time.
Lily of the valley. My dreams are about you
My thoughts are about the same thing.
You broke my heart
It's so difficult for me without you.
Narcissus. Do you remember how you kissed me?
Let's do it again today from the beginning!
Let our friends envy us -
You can't hide your love!
Orchid. You're so charming
Flying and attractive.
And, like candy, it’s true, sweet.
That's how I would eat you on the sly!
Chamomile. Slender legs smooth silk
I could iron for hours.
And now you sat in the corner:
Like, I don’t care about all of you.
Lily.
You have such shapes
Seductive breasts.
I spend very long nights
I can't sleep at all.
Aster. I want more than once
To meet you on a dark night,
So that in silence alone
They whispered to me about love.
Chrysanthemum. Tell me, do you feel bad with me?
Why torture so cruelly?
I suffered it yesterday for the last time!
I expect a dance from you as a reward.
Mimosa. I want to dedicate poems
I won’t keep silent about love.
Let's sit next to each other at the table,
I'll tell them in a whisper.
Zinnia. You surprise me, friend,
Why, tell me, are you hiding it from everyone?
That you love me, but you hide it,
Aren't you screaming at the whole world with passion?
Violet. I don't come to see you often -
In an evening or two.
As soon as I see you
I'll lose all my words.
Forgive my silence
Just come for a date.
Poppy. I don't spend the whole evening
My eyes are on you, beautiful,
Look at me
You are kind, my dear.
Gardenia. I composed a song for you myself,
Only I'm embarrassed to sing.
I will be silent, with a breath,
Look at you for a long time.
Lilac.
I love your eyes
Crazy, with a drag.
But I'm afraid of you, you bad one,
Here I stand and groan.
Daisy. For me you are the most beautiful of all,
Dearest and sweetest of all.
I'll stop by when I happen to -
Pour a glass of vodka.
We learned about all the secret thoughts of our men. It's a pity that the flowers weren't real, but there's still more to come.
Give women flowers -
Carnations, cacti, gillyflowers...
After all, beauty is three times more beautiful
Against the backdrop of new beauty.
4. Congratulations to colleagues on playing off the name.
Personalized congratulations on Women's Day will certainly please the ladies, and you can make personalized orders or arrange a real personalized presentation - a targeted congratulation for everyone. You can start with a comic performance by a “real gentleman”, and then arrange a slideshow with photographs of each employee and a poetic dedication for her. Or order from a printing house for each postcard, which tells about her hobby or passion in a humorous way. You can also make a star characteristic of each name, read out the personal horoscope, which can be found in or personal
But the most touching option is to write a congratulatory poem for each person, albeit not super perfect, most importantly, sincere and sinceremake a peculiar
How many different women there are,
Beautiful, charming, sometimes beautiful:
Olya, Marina, Victoria, Sveta
(The names already warmed my heart!).
Alina, Tanyusha, Natasha, Alisa,
Christina, Evgenia, Masha, Larisa,
Ulyana, Regina, Lydia, Anna,
Olesya, Matilda, Evlampia, Zhanna,
Galina, Juliet, Love, Veronica,
Lyudmila, Oksana, Ruth, Angelica,
Elvira, Gertrude, Valeria, Inna,
Anastasia, Edith, Valentina,
Daria, Camilla, Polina, Renata,
Elizabeth, Clara, Agatha,
Rita, Nadezhda, Sofia, Albina,
Praskovya, Tamara, Ekaterina,
Arina, Varvara, Khavronia, Yana,
Diana, Taisiya and Yuliana,
Raisa, Elena, Aida, Zemfira,
Constance, Bella, Zoya, Glafira,
Tonya, Tomila, Aksinia, Zina,
Julia, Silva, Adele, Alevtina,
Snezhana, Faina, Lilia, Kira,
Eleanor, Claudia, Ira,
Berta, Anfisa, Ruslana and Vlada,
Greta, Malvina, Olympics,
Agnia, Inga, Allochka, Frida,
Thekla, Isolde, Adelaide,
Alena, Milana, Rose, Lyubava,
Nina, Louise and Yaroslava,
Ophelia, Ada, Capitolina,
Victory, Charlotte, Laura, Selina,
Flora, Venus, Ninel, Dominica,
Marfa, Susanna, Florence, Nika,
Anfisa, Roxana, Olivia, Lada,
Maya, Aurora, Emma, Pallas,
Toma, Amalia, Bela, Deborah,
Wanda, Simona, Vita, Fedora,
Vera, Ursula, Vladlena, Karina,
Leah, Augusta, Ksenia, Mila...
There is also Sylvia and Vasilisa,
There is also Ella, and Beatrice...
One hundred and forty-three names - affectionate, different,
Hundreds of girls, beautiful women,
My beloved, desired, beautiful,
Unique, unique, lovely...
I wish you all: happiness, success,
Let the world drown with your laughter
Let life go, and not pass by,
And let only joy always happen!
P.S. And if I suddenly missed someone -
Sorry, I haven’t forgotten about you in my heart!
Sketches for the portrait (examples)
Olga- Volga, moisture, water (Slavic) - movie buff
Libido torments Olya -
The heart will be forgiven freely.
She manages to dream
Three or four princes per night,
D'Artagnan without boots
And Nikita Mikhalkov.
It's not good to sleep so much!
Open your eyelashes
Wipe your eye sockets -
There are living princes nearby.
Oksana- wanderer (ancient Greek)
Children don't like Piggy so much,
How men love Ksyusha.
More than getting to nirvana
The men want Oksana.
And Oksana is a wanderer.
Few people like her
In general, she is strange.
And she has only one love.
Alla- goddess of sky and rain among the ancient Arabs. - goal-oriented and loves to travel
So Alla grew up.
Where I wanted, I was,
What I wanted, I saw,
But this is not enough.
Became a beauty
Like a magazine model
I lost all the weight
And she still doesn’t have enough.
And wise and strong,
Like a bear, like a koala.
Always full of plans -
There's never enough for her.
Julia- curly (ancient Greek). - lover of cooking
Love overtakes Julia -
It collects water there
And makes a liter of food.
Paving the way with food
A man's heart is heavy.
Be straightforward -
Open your curls, etc.
5. Congratulating colleagues using a comic skit
Congratulating men depict the “pangs of creativity” in a smoking room or other place of communication of the stronger sex. At some point, they freeze in the flight of searching for at least one more or less sane thought.
Narrator:
There is an eternal problem
It makes your blood boil,
Men come alive
Boss:
The whole topic rests -
How to give your love?
First:
Dress it up with perfume
Or infuse roses?..
Second:
Maybe let them buy everything themselves,
Take it... and give them the money?..
Boss:
Somehow all this is banal,
Where is the intrigue, where is the impulse?..
Although the move is material
Would heal our abscess...
Third:
God gave me torment
To be men in life...
Fourth:
(pointing to the sky)
Interesting, but there too
Thinking about what to give?
First:
Well, now! According to their staff
Department planned
There are winged guys in it -
All specialists in amorous affairs!
Second:
(dreamily)
They shoot their arrows accurately,
Love awakens in us without words...
Third:
But it happens, although rarely,
They are making... goats out of us!
Fourth:
(indignantly)
Your speeches are annoying!
Well... love can be evil,
The woman doesn’t know that!
...Before becoming a wife...
Boss:
Okay, guys, cool down.
We can't get by with an arrow,
There is no angelic power in us,
Even if they're guys, have a blast!
First:
Showcasing the vessel ( possibly with alcohol)
But we can still shoot,
And don’t prick with an arrow -
It depends on what we put into the charge,
To be sure to make a fool of yourself!
Second:
(Takes out his “flask” and pours it into a common vessel)
Exactly! Let it be banal
But a man's reliability
Our might is official
Not canceled yet!
Third:
(Actions with the flask are repeated)
I would add more affection,
Generosity and kindness,
So that their eyes sparkle
And all your dreams came true!
Fourth:
(Does the same as the previous ones)
Maybe I'm not macho anymore
But I would add to the charge,
The thing that makes people cry with happiness,
Well, they don’t say it out loud!
Boss:
(Looks at the vessel in the light and begins to pour it into the glasses of the ladies present)
Well, it turned out to be a shell,
It seems to me, for slaughter,
First:
This gunpowder will come in handy
Obviously any woman!
Second:
We raise the cup for you!
Third:
And don't be mad at us!
Fourth:
We honestly tell you,
Together:
Not always all of us......!
(general toast and presentation of gifts)
6. Also:
You can see about the presentation of the Grace Award
The selection is posted for your reference.
Comic certificates are presented for birthdays, weddings, retirement or other special events. Employees, bosses, relatives, friends and acquaintances are encouraged with medals and diplomas. The wording for the award depends on the reason for which the document is presented. It is advisable to use ready-made samples filling out the thank you notes that are presented for any special event.
Samples of letters
Examples of diplomas can be downloaded for free on the Internet or purchased at specialized stores. Electronic versions are printed and signed. There are certificates where congratulatory words filled out independently, or those where the text is already present and it is enough to write the recipient’s name. The advantage of the former is an individual approach, in which you can choose any text - humorous, funny, official.
For your birthday
The birthday person is awarded a certificate with an interesting congratulation. For example: “Beloved father and grandfather are awarded!” or “Happy birthday to the best mom in the world!”
For the anniversary
A comic diploma for a big date will be remembered by the hero of the day or hero of the day. It is usually awarded for 50 years, 60 years, 70 years. The congratulator can download a letter with warm words from Putin, Zhirinovsky or another famous politician, singer, or actor. Birthday celebrants and guests will love the original signed certificates.
For a wedding
The wedding certificate is presented to the bride and groom. Comic letters are given to the witness and witness, matchmakers, father-in-law and mother-in-law and father-in-law. You can honor with a diploma for the active participation of cheerful guests.
Congratulations on your honors diploma
There are certificates online that jokingly congratulate students on completing their studies. If desired, they give highly specialized certificates: to a cunning lawyer, to an ideal programmer. Suitable options: “Diploma of a recognized genius”, “Certificate of a Bright Head”.
To a woman
When signing a diploma for lovely ladies, you should not skimp on compliments. The text says that the woman is beautiful, charming, gentle, sweet, smart, kind, with a good sense of humor.
To a man
A real man gets thank you letter in the categories: “Golden Hands”, “Muscles of Steel”, “Sex Symbol”. The nomination depends on the character and hobbies of the man who is awarded the diploma.
To mom
Usually, the presentation of the certificate falls on the shoulders of the children or spouse. You can reward a woman for the fact that she is just about to become a mother. In this case, comic diplomas are selected for expectant mothers experiencing pregnancy difficulties.
To my husband
Wife
Parents
The certificate is presented to new parents in a comic form. Certificates are given at the time of discharge from the maternity hospital or after it. Diplomas for many years of conscientious work in raising children are awarded when the child has already graduated from school.
For children
Certificate nominations for kids are “Achievements in Sports”, “Outstanding Academic Achievement”, “Exemplary Behavior”. Funny nominations - “Miss Sweet Tooth”, “Miss Laughter”, “Mr. Imagination”.
For girls
For a boy
Grandfather
Grandma
Pensioner
To a friend
The joke is issued in the form of a diploma or postcard. Your best friend will be delighted with the original design of the certificate. For example, a diploma is jokingly signed and a photo of a person with a friend is attached to it.
To my best friend
To the winner
For first place
An award sheet for 1st place or 2nd and 3rd places is given at holidays as a prize for participation in competitions.
To the head
The boss is given a comic certificate or funny order from the team of workers. The text talks about what positive qualities The leader has: wisdom, determination, justice.
To the boss
Colleague
Employee for work
To a conscientious worker
In a comic letter best employee worth thanking for good job. Managers can summarize the year, ask employees to save positive dynamics and continue to improve in the professional field.
To the teacher
To the doctor
To the teacher
When planning to present comic diplomas, parents can buy a little more forms. Then sign blank certificates for the most delicious dinners, kind attitude towards children, games and walks fresh air and give it to the kindergarten staff.
Accountant
To the builder
To the cook
To the driver
For sporting achievements
Awards with funny titles
Medals in comic categories
Diploma templates
Layouts of comic letters need to be cheerfully signed. If there is no diploma with the desired nomination online, then download blank diplomas and then sign them at your own discretion.
For example: “To the best checkers player!”, “Certificate for participation in the most fiery dances!”, “Juicy berry at 45 years old!”.
How to sign a thank you note
The text is the main part of the commendable diploma. Ready template found on the Internet or composed on their own. An important part of a successful congratulation includes a gift and receipt of a certificate by the hero of the occasion. It is worth taking care of the solemn atmosphere, presenting the diploma to the birthday boy, reading the text in front of the guests, and adding a few sincere words of your own.
Text for forms
The text for diplomas is the main part of the diploma. Comic congratulations must be kind and cheerful in order to bring a smile to the hero of the occasion. Those who want to write a congratulation themselves, take into account strengths birthday boy or girl, jokingly describe them.
Example 1
Beloved friend Allochka! I present you with a diploma for your ability to support with advice during a difficult and joyful period of life. You can talk on the phone the longest, party with me in clubs at night and find the most fun adventures. Thank you for your friendship!
Example 2
Dear colleague Irina Mikhailovna! We worked together for many years. Today is your holiday! You are retiring, but 55 is a deceptive date. Sparkling eyes and a charming smile reveal your true age. Irina Mikhailovna, our security officers have learned a secret: you are only 20 years old. Always remain cheerful, perky and friendly!
Example 3
Best friend Vladik! I'm glad that we are friends. You always do what is right and fair! It’s interesting to play with you and watch cartoons, overeat with cakes and sit at the same desk. You will always give me advice, and if necessary, you will decide for me test work. Let this diploma remind you that you are my best friend.
Inscriptions in verses
Those with poetic talent can easily congratulate the hero of the occasion on their wedding anniversary, anniversary, even on defending their diploma in the form of a funny poem.
If congratulatory lines just don’t work out, but you want to write a poem yourself, then you can look up rhymes on the Internet: a fisherman is an eccentric, an anniversary - don’t worry, a friend - suddenly a spouse. Compose a short quatrain based on the rhymes.
Gratitude is given on various occasions: on birthdays, other holidays, out of a desire to thank for work or study. You can make a certificate of merit with your own hands or download it online.
In order to make a diploma yourself, take a sheet of white paper, A4 size. In the upper central part it is written in capital letters word: diploma, diploma, certificate of merit, gratitude.
Below is the text and signature. If desired, the diploma is surrounded by a frame; you can draw a picture or paste a photo in the lower or upper part. When designing, make sure that the sizes of the text and pictures are proportional to the sheet of paper.
Ready-made thank-you templates can be found on the Internet. You can download it for free and send the required number of copies for printing. Special design programs allow you to add new elements to the layout of the merit sheet. Original thanks are made in the form of a certificate, a Soviet leaflet, an ancient letter or scroll.
To be honest, at first I wanted to write comic nominations for men from the word “defender”.
Since the holiday is called Defender of the Fatherland Day, then let the nominations be like this:
the main defender of ladies, the first defender of colleagues from their superiors, the defender of those late from lunch, defenders labor code and the rights of smokers.
But that's all I had enough for. I remembered everyone and realized that I couldn’t think of any more defenders, and I know why. That’s why I wrote the nominations in my favorite style – by name.
In this case, based on the names of several works by A. Ostrovsky, A. Dumas, B. Okudzhava, films by E. Ryazanov and some others.
Here's what happened:
Comic nominations for men and boys.
There are 24 titles, some of them double or group. So it should be enough for your corporate party or school holiday.
Mostly I write for men at work, but some of it is also suitable for boys at school. I have already adapted some, others you can remake yourself in the same way.
Date with Bonaparte
An employee, or head of department, or student whom you see extremely rarely. He is either often absent, or it is impossible to get through to him. Therefore, rare meetings with him are equivalent to a date with the emperor.
Zastava Ilyich
A colleague with the same middle name. Then his place of work will be just an outpost. Just in case, I’ll explain for the younger generation - initially we were talking about Lenin, but there’s no need to talk about it out loud.
The man in my head
A humorous nomination for a man who distracts women’s thoughts. And these thoughts are not necessarily of a romantic nature - maybe he borrowed money from them or pushed his work onto them. This must be mentioned when announcing the nomination.
Be healthy, dear!
In general, anyone. But the winner will be a man with a cold)))
Guys!
To real men - for reliability, equanimity and the ability to cope with classic male work without hysterics.
Orphan Kazan
Exclusively in a figurative sense!!! To avoid inadvertently traumatizing your soul, check your biography. Dimochka Petrov is nominated for her amazing talent in reliably pretending to be an orphan, and easily begging tea, coffee, sugar, cigarettes, and money before payday from her colleagues. At school it’s the same, but with classmates: call from their phone, copy from their notebook...
Aibolit and Barmaley
A staff doctor or employee who is consulted for medical advice. Announce with the words that he will choose and nominate Barmaley himself. You'll see - he'll like it.
The Man Who Couldn't Cry
A man who does not fall for fictitious and exaggerated stories told to him for the selfish purpose of pitying him and begging for something.
Henry III and his court
This is exactly the case for a male boss who considers his employees to be his courtiers.
Handsome man
Let there be a nomination for a handsome guy, even a young one, although initially its meaning is somewhat different. But he will figure it out himself, if he is not stupid.
Good master
A man or youth who behaves arrogantly, inappropriately majestic, or overtly magnanimous.
Often this is an ideal nomination for a boss))).
Holiday nap before lunch
A semi-joking nomination for those who like to sleep and, as a result, be late for the start of work or school.
Say a word about the poor hussar
The winner in this nomination is Vasya Ivanov (for example), about whom he needs to put in a good word with management from time to time so that he doesn’t get fired (expelled, kicked out).
Old robbers
A comic nomination for two or more men of any age at once, even the youngest, if they can be called robbers in in a good way for at least one successful positive adventure known to you. Name which one exactly.
At work, it might just be a risky project.
At school - not malicious, not offensive hooliganism.
I am a frivolous Georgian
My favorite category in today's article! Bulat Okudzhava said this about himself in a documentary interview filmed by Eldar Ryazanov for his 70th birthday. Therefore, you can nominate a man if he meets at least one criterion:
- Georgian by nationality
- Outwardly similar to Okudzhava (look at his young photos with hair)
- Writes poems and sets them to music
- Plays bard songs on the guitar
- A big fan of Bulat Shalvovich’s work.
Tell the nominee that this is a compliment nomination, since it comes from the lips of the poet himself, and it is awarded for something with the hope that our chosen one will justify it for many years.
Poor Avrosimov
Substitute the desired surname and explain why he is poor. Most likely he did something.
Nemukhinsky musicians
If you have amateur musicians, then this is for them. You can substitute the name of your city or your company.
Zarechensk grooms
About the same thing, only for unmarried men.
The Adventures of Leopold the Cat
The rest of the nominations are played according to the same scheme:
Gentlemen of Fortune
The betrothed-mummer
The Adventures of Shipov, or Vintage Vaudeville
Morning of a young man
Not everything is Maslenitsa for the cat
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If your men are teachers or doctors, choose from the ready-made ones - I have already written and funny ones.
Thus, comic nominations for men will be supplemented, and the holiday on February 23 will not be boring.
With wishes for apt nominations for our defenders,
Your Evelina Shesternenko.
If you need help with nominations, please contact us.
Do you want your corporate event to be interesting, with a fair amount of humor, and unique? Include humorous nominations in your program. Comic nominations are always original, original, and fun. A corporate event, or as they say, corporate parties, gives us a supply of cheerfulness, joy, positive emotions. So, let's get started, the first nomination...
“I will command the parade”
In this nomination the palm belongs to the manager, director of the enterprise, and general manager. He is our commander, lord.
“My position is known to everyone,
I will command the parade."
"In Apple pie order"
The winner of this nomination could be one of the most successful ladies in your team. The lady is successful and lucky. Or a big fan of solariums can win the nomination.
“It won’t go to waste,
The one that is always covered in chocolate.”
"Fifty Shades of Gray"
The winner in this category is the one for whom love is fairy world, the world of dreams and fantasies, sorcery and magic. Of course, there will be such a person in your team.
"It's good to be a lady in a pink coat,
Maybe not in pink, but it’s not the same.”
The winner in this comic category is the person for whom pink- basic. She certainly has a pink coat or raincoat, a pink jacket or scarf, a pink blouse or dress.
"Time is money"
This nomination is for the first “financial” person of the enterprise. And although they say that they don’t joke with money (and the nominations are jokes), we won’t joke with them. We'll just mark the first "financial entity."
"Time is money,
And money is freedom.”
"High Relationships"
Forever and ever, friendship rules the world. If in your team there are people who have maintained relationships for a long time, have been friends for many years, and help each other, then they can win this nomination.
"You are beautiful, no doubt"
The first place here goes to the one who does not allow the entire male team to relax.
“You are beautiful, no doubt,
And a bouquet from us for you.”
"First violin"
In the “First Violin” category, the winner can be the head of the personnel department, the head of the material department, the chief technologist, the chief accountant.
"Detective agency "Moonlight"
Many enterprises have a security service. Representatives of this service watch, observe, contemplate. Security or security workers are the winners of the “Moonlight Detective Agency” category
"They sat on the golden porch"
Gold is that noble metal that makes anyone who wears it noble. The one who loves gold - chains, brooches, pendants, and does not forget to change them, wins in this category.
Using these comic nominations, you will make your own festive event unforgettable.