There are no men in your team, but you need to somehow congratulate yourself and your loved ones on March 8th? We will give you many ideas on how to spend happy holiday in a women's team on their own, and without the participation of the male half of humanity. A holiday in an all-female team can also be very interesting if you prepare not only congratulations on March 8, but also funny scenes, funny games and competitions, ditties, riddles, funny questions with answers, quizzes, humorous performances and remade songs. Our full script corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men can be supplemented with other competitions for Women's Day at your discretion.
Scenario for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men
By the way, a themed party could be a good idea to spend March 8th in a group. For example, in retro style, or 80s style, in the form of a masquerade, ball, rock party, with an appropriate dress code.
What you will need for this fun scenario:
Competitions for women's teams on March 8 without the participation of men
1 competition. Whose subject?
The essence of the competition: one participant comes out, she is taken aside, and without her, the presenter collects a subject from the women from the team. It could be watches, rings, beads, belts, phones or phone cases, any jewelry, jewelry, maybe even a shoe! Our participant must guess where whose object is and conclude whether she knows her colleagues well.
2 competition. Mistresses.
At least 2 participants take part in this competition. But more is possible. They will need to fulfill comic tasks on speed and the ability to be a good housewife. For example, there may be such tasks:
Etc. The most agile female participant and hostess wins.
3 competition. Dance.
They call two participants who know how to dance the waltz and invite them to dance to the music. But the music begins to change in style, then rap, then jazz,
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4 competition. Fruit temptation.
You need to buy fresh strawberries, bananas, apples, oranges, kiwi, lemon and other fruits. Also cucumber or potato. Cut everything into large slices and mix in two bowls.
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5 competition. Characteristic.
The head of the organization characterizes each colleague briefly on a piece of paper. Next, the leaves are mixed.
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6 competition. Try laughing.
They call one of those who want to take part in the competition. She goes backstage, and the presenter gives her giant leggings, which she must put on over her clothes. …………………………………………………….
7 beauty contest.
All women in your team can participate in the beauty contest.
Comic nominations:
1.) The most long legs
2.) Longest nails
3.) Longest eyelashes
4.) Biggest breasts
5.) Biggest butt
6.) The thinnest waist
Etc.
The meaning of the competition is simple: girls are given cardboard numbers of participants on a ribbon, or have round numbers glued to their backs. You need to walk beautifully along the catwalk, demonstrating all the nominations. The winners receive small prizes.
The owner of long legs: tights, long nails - varnish, long eyelashes- mascara, large breasts - beads, large butts - a pillow under the ass with buckwheat, thin waist - a belt.
Game: If...
The presenter prepares two boxes, in one box there are pieces of paper with the beginning of phrases, in the other box - the end of phrases. The presenter gives each woman to draw 1 piece of paper from each box. And then read them in order. Fun questions with answers that fit together.
Examples (beginnings of phrases):
1. If I were our boss, then...
2. If I knew the President personally, then...
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Examples: (ending phrases):
1. Then I would be the happiest person in the world.
2. Then I wouldn’t work here anymore.
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A scene for March 8th for a women's corporate party based on the theme: Three girls under the window
Three women - three girls - take part in the scene. Who sit under the window on a bench and gossip about this and that.
Presenter: Three girls under the window chatted in the evening, talking about this and that.
1 girl: If only I could get drunk now
Presenter: One girl says,
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A sketch for March 8th for a women’s corporate party based on the theme: I’m writing to you, what’s more
Text of the letter:
We write to you, what else?
What more can we say?
Today at a corporate party,
Of course we'll have a drink.
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A comic scene with dressing up: a declaration of love to women
A woman dressed as a man comes out. The costume is designed to make it funny; the man is supposed to be macho.
Macho: Good evening, dear ladies!
I am a macho man, a conqueror of women's hearts.
It will be fun with me, just kick-ass!
I won’t let you get bored and sad,
Don't believe me? I'm worth a lot.
All the socialites were after me,
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Ditties for corporate parties on March 8
1.) We are sporty babes
We love to sing and dance.
And we'll put on sneakers,
You definitely won't catch up with us!
2.) I have three boyfriends,
I'm fed up with attention.
I can't choose someone
I'd rather be alone.
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Riddles for a corporate party on March 8 (for adults, with a trick)
1.) Above the knee, below the navel, there is a hole - a hand can easily fit through. (guess: pocket)
2.) It can be long, it can be short, it can be thick, it can be thin. He pokes his nose around everywhere, he's called by three letters. (guess: nose)
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Song-adaptation to the tune: “Let them run clumsily...” for March 8
Verse 1:
Let all men run
In the morning to the shops
Buy bouquets of flowers.
On this day we are goddesses,
Queens, princesses,
Be ready for whims, man!
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IN friendly team Any holiday is a great occasion to have fun with colleagues. March 8 is no exception. Men, as a rule, take charge of preparing this event in order to surprise their female colleagues. In this article we will introduce you better options scenarios and ideas on how to organize and conduct a corporate event on International Women's Day.
There are many places where you can celebrate the ladies on their day. However, you should choose it based on how friendly and easy the relationships are in the team:
- If the atmosphere at work between employees is relaxed, everyone jokes with each other, finds common topics without problems, then you don’t have to leave the office far and celebrate the holiday right at work. It’s enough to simply decorate each woman’s workplace and organize a buffet. To make it interesting for ladies, offer them a dress code. Have them dress like they're going to the Academy Awards. For each employee, you can come up with a nomination - a quality that distinguishes her personally from other women at work.
- If you work in a large company, an international company that can afford to buy trips abroad for the whole team, then don’t think twice and organize a holiday for your women on the seashore. By the way, a beach party can also be held in the office or country house, if you rent it in advance.
- Any woman likes to be photographed, so if you want your colleagues to get the most out of their day, rent a photo studio for them, which will provide them with free services not only of a photographer, but also a makeup artist, stylist, and hairdresser.
- You can do the banal thing - order your ladies a restaurant with live music, beautiful flowers and a romantic atmosphere. If the team is young, then the ideal solution would be to rent a nightclub.
Listen to the wishes of your colleagues. Perhaps they will give you hints about how they would like to celebrate Women's Day. It is very important here to simply not leave the ladies unattended.
Cool scenario for a corporate party on March 8th in a team
Music is playing about a woman. You can choose a song from a domestic artist that everyone knows, or a foreign one. To the accompaniment of this music, the presenters (preferably men) appear on the improvised stage:
The text of the toast can be anything, but we suggest using the poem below:
After the toast, one of the presenters announces the ceremonial part of the event. Its essence is to award each employee with a medal and a nomination. If relationships in a team are easy and simple, then you can come up with humorous nominations. For example, “The longest legs of our company”, “The sexiest lady of our company”. If the relationship is serious, then the nominations should be appropriate, more laudatory. For example, “The most punctual employee”, “The smartest”.
Following the ceremonial part comes the congratulatory part. All bosses must speak; girls must be presented with flowers and gifts in this part of the event, if they are expected.
The game part is concluded with a disco, during which, if desired, various competitions can also be held.
Photos from corporate events on March 8
Ditties for a corporate party on March 8
Fun competitions
- Competition “Who owns this item?”
One of the women present is taken out of the room where the event is taking place. At this time, the leader collects various things that belong to different women. After this, the participant returns to the hall. She must guess which of those present which item belongs to.
- Competition “Are you a good housewife?”
You need to choose two girls from the audience who would like to compete with each other on speed. They may be offered the following relay races:
- Who can peel a few potatoes the fastest?
- Who can dress the child for school faster?
- Who can get ready for work faster?
- Who can sew buttons faster, for example, to a robe;
- Who will assemble faster child's briefcase for school.
- Competition "Best Dancer"
Several girls who know how to dance the waltz well are invited to participate. They will need to dance to different musical styles. Participants need not to get confused and show originality. It always turns out to be a lot of fun.
- Competition “What kind of fruit is this?”
2-3 girls are invited to participate. They are blindfolded. The girls' task is to guess, just by the aroma, what fruits and berries are in front of them. Among the fruits you need to hide cucumbers and potatoes. The girls always give funny answers about what smell they smell from these vegetables.
- Competition “Guess your colleague based on his characteristics”
This competition can be held while sitting, but you should prepare for it in advance. The boss needs to write a short reference for each employee, but not indicate her name. The person in the room who reads the description must guess who they are talking about.
- Competition "Iron Grit"
Only one woman is invited to participate. She must put on leggings and in this form scold every woman, calling her to the carpet, imagining herself to be a boss. The task of all women is not to laugh, but to try to defend themselves. Telling off subordinates in tights is quite funny; it’s almost impossible to contain your laughter. For the competition to be a success, you need to select the most artistic woman from all those present.
Funny scenes
Sketch based on the tale of Tsar Saltan
Sketch-poem
Sketch of congratulations from men
It is expected that one of the women should dress up as a “macho” man, and then pathetically read the following poem:
Games for corporate party participants
At the very beginning of the event, before everyone has time to get drunk, you can make riddles on women's themes. Examples of such riddles are presented below along with the answers:
During the course of the event, you can spend pauses between toasts that are short, but at the same time very funny and fun games:
- "Dance with the Egg": Multiple pairs are selected. The man and woman in a couple should stand with their backs to each other. Between their backs they must squeeze raw egg. Their task is to lower the egg to the floor so that it remains intact. You cannot correct the egg with your hands. The couple that completes the task will win.
- "Clothespins": Pairs of men and women participate. Men are blindfolded, and women have clothespins attached to their backs. With his eyes closed, the man only needs to use his teeth to hook the clothespins from the back to the woman’s chest.
- “Find your wife by her leg”: You need to find a couple in the hall who are like that in life - husband and wife, ideally. The husband is taken out of the hall, and in the meantime 5 women, including the wife, and 2 men sit on the chairs. Everyone bares one leg and puts a stocking on it. A man needs to find his wife with his eyes closed, feeling his legs.
- "Dress your beloved": 3 couples are invited. Men wear warm winter mittens, and women wear robes with buttons. Men must quickly fasten their wife's robe using mittens. Whoever does it faster wins.
- Round dance game: Absolutely everyone participates. The first person says: “I like my neighbor’s ear, for example, but I don’t like his elbow.” Everyone says a similar phrase in turn. Then the host tells everyone to kiss the place on their neighbor’s place that they like and bite the place that they don’t like. It turns out to be a fun pause that perfectly lifts the mood.
Jokes about corporate events on March 8
Win-win lottery
Any corporate event should end with the presentation of prizes - memorable symbolic gifts with a humorous accent. We invite you to hold such a win-win lottery for the women of your workforce:
- If you know that your colleague loves spicy sensations, then give her hot peppers.
- The most gentle and soft employee can be given a small teddy bear or any other soft toy.
- You can give a dreamer girl a decorative candle with some pleasant aroma.
- A girl who carefully keeps order at work can be given homemade soap as a prize.
- You can give the most daring employee a nail file with a hint that she likes to command and lament.
- You can give a whiny and touchy employee a set of napkins or, conversely, something that will make her smile.
In general, give free rein to your imagination and take a closer look at your colleagues, you will immediately understand what you can present to whom.
Scenario: a fairy tale for March 8th at a corporate party
We offer to hold a corporate event in a fabulous way. It is necessary for several people to learn the words and dress up as the characters they will play. They will be the main ones actors throughout the holiday.
The cooking competition begins. It is necessary that all the women divide into 2 teams and, within the allotted time, prepare different dishes from the same ingredients. Whoever copes with this task better will be the winner.
The heroes offer the women, using the same commands, a tug of war.
Women need to dance an erotic dance that will be appreciated by men. The team that copes with this task better will be considered the winner.
Women's teams need to recruit participants from the audience and thread a 10-meter ribbon through their clothes to create a kind of beads. Can be threaded through trouser legs, sleeves, underwear. The more original you can tie the beads, the higher the chances of winning.
All guests present in the hall pass the glass around and everyone must add their own ingredient to it. The person who completes the circle must drink the resulting cocktail.
At the end of the event you need to do general photo as a souvenir and announce a dance block.
Buffet ideas for corporate events
If a corporate party is celebrated in a restaurant or in some nightclub, then the menu will be determined by what this establishment can offer. It’s another matter if the team is celebrating a triumph at work. In this case, the process of preparing the buffet table must be approached very responsibly. What are the options:
- You can simply make dozens of varieties of canapés and arrange many glasses with spilled drinks so that it is convenient to immediately grab a glass, have a snack and relax and have fun
- In addition to canapés, you can also place sandwiches, hot appetizers, and salads on the tables. Only all this should be immediately placed in small portioned tartlets, so that a person does not have to stand over the dish for a long time, pouring it onto his plate.
- You can simply make a themed party and order sushi, noodles and other food in this style at the restaurant.
Buffet in the office
Sample menu:
- Sausage and cheese slices;
- Cold cuts;
- Liver globules;
- Tartlets with mushrooms, cheese and chicken;
- Canapes with shrimp, tuna, cheese and fruit;
- Omelette, chicken and vegetable rolls;
- Cakes and ice cream for dessert.
- Any alcoholic drinks.
Buffet photo
Menu for a corporate buffet
The menu will depend on what cuisine you choose:
- If you choose French cuisine, then the menu should include the following dishes:
- Tartlets filled with cheese, egg and ham;
- Meat quiche with added spinach;
- Shish kebab with cheese, grapes and pineapple;
- Julienne;
- Eclairs.
- If you prefer Russian cuisine, then the following dishes should be on the table:
- Pancakes with mushroom and meat filling;
- Potato balls and pickled cucumber;
- Jellied;
- Rasstegai;
- Sandwiches;
- Baked apples with honey and nut filling.
Buffet on an outing, on a picnic
- Different types of kebabs with sauces;
- Fresh and grilled vegetables;
- Bruschettas in pure form and with spread;
- Hot salads in tartlets;
- Sliced cheese and sausage;
- Fruits and berries;
- Pies and muffins for dessert.
Be original and be sure to come up with your own scenarios and menus for celebrating March 8th in your work team! Women should come home on holiday and feel rested in order to continue accepting gifts in high spirits!
Video: “Corporate party on March 8”
It sounds like “Oh, what a woman.”
These are exactly the thoughts that come to the bright minds of men when they look at the ladies who have gathered in this hall today!
We admire women because they bring beauty and new life, they are with us from childhood in the form of a mother and until old age in the form of companions, their eyes are full of tenderness and their souls are kind, poets sing about them, songs are written about them, their thoughtful gaze in paintings is mesmerizing. Queen woman!!! The whole world has been conquered by a WOMAN!!!
And the whole evening today from beginning to end will be dedicated to WOMEN!!!
Dear friends, we are pleased to welcome you to this hall, which today looks like a blooming meadow overflowing with wonderful flowers. It is you, our dear ladies, who filled this hall with the light of your beauty today!
Let me introduce myself……..
Here comes this amazing holiday again, when the sun shines brighter, and there are more smiles, and the drops are louder. On this day, men feel like knights and ardent poets.
Today there is a rush at flower shops, all the flora is being feverishly bought. Straining your memory, they remember what flowers you love, what perfume you prefer to use. After all, exactly a year has passed since last holiday, when they, the so-called strong half, rushed to congratulate you and express their admiration for you! But! It’s no secret that the female team is quite complex, and managing all these chatterboxes, flirts, and charmers is not at all easy. However, there is a man in this room who copes with this role perfectly!
Your boss is simply super!
There is a masculine quality to him.
Okay, I found a reason
Tell him about this.
It's not easy being your boss,
He pulls a cart, of which there are not many.
Milk would be harmful to him,
But it's not harmful, thank God
Director __________________________.
TOAST 1.
I introduced myself to you, and I want to hear your names.
Let's all shout our names out loud now... Thank you! I didn’t hear a single name, but I saw your smiles and heard your laughter. Our mood is fine and that means we can safely continue.
Although men spend a lot of time at work next to women, they do not know all the secrets. I will take the liberty of telling you about women's secrets.
Women love fashionably dressed
Clean-shaven, skilled in housekeeping,
Affectionate, modest, talented, brave.
They love, especially tenderly, non-drinkers.
They love folk artists and just...
Basketball players of enormous height.
They love cheerful, resourceful, noisy people.
And sometimes... you won't believe it... smart!
I am sure that I am fully endowed with all these qualities.
Chief engineer _______________________.
TOAST 2.
Eastern wisdom says:
“If you want to know the strength of steel, rub it against a touchstone;
if you want to know the horse's strength, load it;
if you want to know a man’s mind, listen to his speeches;
want to understand the heart of a woman -
you will never comprehend!
And we will be happy to listen to the speeches of the labor protection engineer ___________________________.
TOAST 3.
Dear men, even if you are not so numerous, your voices are clearly heard. So let's show our lovely ladies how much you want to congratulate them on their holiday.
Congratulations to dear women!
We wish you happiness and joy!
In life you - good luck, luck! -
Happy March 8th!
We wish you a holiday in your heart!
Jaguar in the garage!
And in bed - a leopard!
From right
holiday on March 8th!
At work - to be appreciated!
At home they carried it in their arms
Only trump cards!
Happy March 8th!
Good health!
So that through life comme il faut
So that you are always full of excitement!
Happy March 8th!
And summing up these wonderful wishes, another man will say congratulations to you __________________.
TOST 4
Men, of course, will not dare to doubt the presence of bright thoughts in the heads of women, but sometimes in these very heads there are lost thoughts.
Such as:
● If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
● So what if the wind is in your head?! But the thoughts are always fresh...
● I’ll live and I’ll see, I’ll live and I’ll find out, I’ll survive and I’ll kill
● I'm not blaming you, I'm just saying...that it's all your fault.
● What you don’t understand, you can understand in any way you like.
● I have unpretentious taste - the best is enough for me!
● If you want me to be an angel, organize heaven for me!
● If you don't like me, then you have no taste.
● I'm constantly haunted by smart thoughts... but I'm faster!
But we hope that today the thoughts in the heads of our lovely ladies will be confused by the compliments that ___________________________ will now say.
TOAST 5.
And on this March day
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!
And reach any heights
In all matters I wish you!
Let your eyes glow
Let your face shine with a smile!
And may fate give you
One day I'll meet a goldfish!
And since I wished you a meeting with a goldfish, I will hasten to fulfill this wish.
Fairy tale Goldfish
Characters:
Sea- Don't worry!
Seine-I work here alone.
Fisherman- The first guy in the village.
Fish– I will fulfill any three wishes!
Young woman- All women are like women, but I am a Goddess!
Trough- The Indian is resting.
Grass- And I dream about grass, grass near the house!
Apartment- Come in, don’t be afraid, come out, don’t cry.
(The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, the “actors” act out the action and each answer their own phrase)
There lived a fisherman near the very blue sea. The fisherman was full of strength, young and dreamed of catching goldfish. So he threw the net into the sea. He sees that the sea is a little rough. A net came with one sea grass. Another time, a fisherman cast a net.
He sees the blue sea is restless.
Again a net came with only sea grass.
For the third time, the Fisherman cast the net. The blue sea was raging. A net came with one fish.
Not an easy fish, but a magical one.
The fish inhaled oxygen and turned into a girl.
A fisherman saw such beauty, fell in love and offered his hand and heart to the girl.
The girl agreed to marry the fisherman.
First of all, the young people made a trough for themselves.
The trough washed the fisherman and his wife. Then we bought an apartment. The couple's apartment warmed and pleased them with its comfort.
And the couple lived and lived well and made good money.
This is where the fairy tales end, and those who listened can take a smoke break.
SMOKE BREAK.
Since we haven’t been able to get to know each other better yet, and I really want to know more interesting things about you, I offer you a dating template. As soon as you hear your number, you should energetically raise your hand up, agreeing with what was said.
Today everyone will sing number_ 1___ the most.
Everyone will dance number _2_
Today, number 3 will shine and star the most.
Everyone will shout louder: From March 8, number 4
But everyone will shout more often and louder, “Pour more! » number 5
Today 6 and 7 will hold hands and dance and sing “we are penguins, but we are not cold, and we live in the north”
8…. All evening he will pester you at 9 with the words “why do you girls, you love beautiful ones.”
And 10 will exclaim all evening, “Where am I?”
Today is 11... I will be inviting my colleagues to relax in Haiti all evening.
And 12... will chase men with the words: Look me in the eyes!
...After the party, 13 will leave on their own...
Singing: I'm drunk and drunk, I won't get home, 14 will leave in a car...
And 15... and 16... will hardly lead away 17..., who will shout: All the women...
In an hour 18 he will say that she (he) is the coolest,
In 1.5 hours 19... will say that he is Mega Star,
And after 2 hours 20... won’t say anything.
Tomorrow, 21 invites you to improve your health...
And with the words “Does a cow give much milk?” -tomorrow he will wake up in someone else’s bed 22
For the prosperity of all guests all evening with the words: “And I wish you happiness,” drinks 23...
24 will allow 25 not to come to work tomorrow,
And 26 will come to work with a jar of pickle and treat everyone.
27 will dance on the table, and 28 will sit quietly... under the table and sing “a million, million, million scarlet roses”
29 will spend the whole evening looking at a bottle of vodka in fascination and saying “why am I so in love with you?”
Well, in conclusion of our acquaintance, I cannot help but say about the 30 and the following who will now stand up and say loudly:
Enough of this talk, people, we need to pour it, people!
And we’ll pour it, but we can’t drink without toast, word ___________________________.
TOST 6
CONDITIONED REFLEX TEST:
Before we continue our evening, I want to make sure that all the reflexes of your body are still in order, therefore:
I ask everyone to raise right hand
Higher, higher! Fingers wider, like a fan!
Now, without lowering your right, raise your left! And do the same.
Well done! This is exactly how much you have the right to drink tonight for the health of our hero of the day
And now the hero of the day greets the guests with a simple hand gesture (waves)
Then - only with the little finger - the guests repeat, and now only with the thumb, and now with both the thumb and little finger...
Here it is, a SYMBOL OF REAL FUN, in Ukraine this gesture is called POUR-KA and it calls for filling glasses with the best drinks and giving the right to say a toast to ___________________________.
TOAST 7.
Drink, go for a walk, if only I have enough! (health)
I allow you to get drunk today, I still can’t get drunk. (talent)
We wither in comparison with female charm. (flowers)
We wish everyone that our dreams come true. (dreams)
I'll kill myself for luck. (dishes)
You're still drinking, but are you thinking about me? (liver)
If you get drunk, there’s no point in blaming me later. (mirror)
Congratulations on the holiday. I'll be on my way tomorrow morning. (hangover)
Don't drink without me! (toast)
___________________________.
TOST 8
In front of the children, please APPLAUSE
-only the beautiful half of humanity
- only the stronger sex
-those who love lard more than chocolate
-those who respect beer
– those who want to live beautifully
-those who have never been late for work
– those who are pleased to be in this room today. (flurry of applause)
During the break, while the children are changing clothes, there is applause.
Presenter– And so advice number 1
If your colleagues
They gave me a big bonus
And they completely forgot about you,
And they didn’t give any
Instead of paint
Pour into the printer
Strawberry jam
And about you in the institution
They will never forget.
Presenter– Tip #2
If in the evening the director
I erased all your games from your computer,
And in the morning you are out of grief,
Tearing hair from your head -
Then go and erase
All contracts, reports,
What would he do for another six months?
I didn't remember you at all
Presenter– Tip #3
If your friend is cute,
Invited you on a date
And the boss a little earlier,
Doesn't want to let you go -
You put your jacket on it,
Your most beautiful bra,
Let him prove it to his wife later
These things are not his!
Presenter– Tip #4
If everyone is in the office at once,
Sick of a terrible flu
And work immediately stopped,
And customers are calling!
You, with whatever piece of paper,
Come to them when they are sick,
Let them get sick too
There will be no one to call!
Presenter– Tip #5
If at work,
Everything is littered with paper
And find you what they ask for,
There is no hope whatsoever
Quickly dump everything on the floor,
Stomp your feet on top
And quit this job
Where there is no one to clean the table.
Presenter– Tip #6
If your leadership
Clearly hints to you,
That the customer will be there soon,
And the order is still standing -
You with a serious expression,
Play solitaire all day long
And then tell him
That you worked for everyone.
Presenter– Tip #7
If your best employee is
lift you up asks for salary,
And he threatens to quit,
If you don't agree!
Then give him some for lunch,
More pepper in tea and soup,
Because pepper is very
Reduces appetite.
Presenter– Tip #8
If New Year's holiday,
You were forbidden to spend
And to the festive banquet,
The director said there is no money!
On the weekend we got together,
You will come to visit him,
Promise as a team
Check out the new year.
And then you very quickly,
They will get the required amount,
So as not to see
You at the festive table
Immediately after the children, the Sultan arrived and brought his most beautiful wife with the oriental dance “Sultan”.
Dear girls! Just look how excited your men are today! And believe me, I understand their excitement! Let's talk a little about the “strong half” of humanity. Today they want to impress you so much that even talking about work has faded into the background! Look, not a single man called mobile phone, and whoever had such an embarrassment, he, embarrassed and unnoticed by everyone, pressed the end button. All attention to you, dear ladies. But let's think about your recent investment in today's holiday. What did we recently celebrate? Right! Defender of the Fatherland Day! Or as they used to say in the good old days - Day Soviet Army. It just so happened that when more than three men gather, the conversation always turns to the army, service, and memories of military affairs. Dear men, raise your hand, for whom the word defender, the army, the military man, are not empty words!
So, my friends, I see who will share their memories with us. For which of you the sounds of a marching trumpet are not empty words! And let our lovely ladies not be jealous, but! A toast to men
Our dear women! Today we spent a truly magical evening with you. We men tried with all our might to show you how much we love you, how we care about you, how dear you are to us, our dear, charming, unique ones. We promise you that we will be just as gallant and attentive not only on the 8th day of the month, but always, every day, at home, in the office, especially on the roads! We swear that we will stop making jokes about blondes driving, we will always give way to you at uncontrolled intersections, give you compliments every day, and of course, we will shift some of your daily worries onto our own, male shoulders!
Happy holiday to you, dear women!
We wish you happiness!
Our women are breadwinners
Bring it to me
-napkin
-Comb
Toothpick
tie (belt)
boot
We spend a lot of time at work and need to know everything about each other. However, not everything is so simple, because everyone can hide their essence. It is precisely about the real essence that we are now learning. Those of you who received pieces of paper with assignments, I ask you to go to the middle of the hall so that everyone can hear everything clearly.
(leaflets 2 animals and characteristics)
Who is the most eloquent in the team? We invite you
Toast, says the participant, I hold up a piece of paper with the word, he must use it (refrigerator, RAM, carburetor, referee, felt boots, battery)
RELAY
Hold a box of matches between your knees and throw them into a vase. (flying gait...),
rubber bands (wear from bottom to top)
from the start he throws the sheet forward. No. 2 - runs up to the place of the fall, picks up the sheet and throws the uncrumpled sheet forward with his hand.
Everyone knows that the most courageous women are Slavic women. I invite the most courageous to come out.
Now we are men in once again Let us prove that courage is not an empty phrase. The administration of the cafe forbade setting the hut on fire, but I couldn’t find any horses. (they died from work). Therefore, we will show men the feat that every woman has definitely accomplished at least once. LARGE WASH
For the big wash: erotically rotate the butt (Don't forget that men are looking at you) stamp our feet (what would be fun), we wink with an eye (as long as you can flirt)
Striptease with elastic bands. invite girls: What are the most erotic places for girls? We put elastic bands on them, a massive striptease.
I invite girls over and see who goes to work in the morning.
– What time does the working day start?
– what time does it end?
– what time does lunch start?
– what time does lunch end?
– who comes first
– who arrives on time
– who is late
I invite those who responded and watch them go to work in the morning
For pair dances: You work together, so you must understand each other perfectly, or better yet, without words at all. Men receive tasks and show their partner what she must do: The girl MUST ..... (and the pantomime begins)
go to the supermarket and buy:
– buy champagne
- buy beef tongue
– chicken breast
– beef liver
– and 10 pieces of eggs!!!
Let's prepare the most holiday salad "Olivier"
Engine girl, boy, girl, boy... looking for the neighbor's waist (comment - I asked for my waist, not my neighbor’s pocket, I see some people patting my pockets) and holding the waist we move the neighbor to the level of an outstretched arm... When I speak
“SAUSAGE” we all lean forward,
“PEAS” - back,
“CUCUMBER” – in a circle (bends to the side)
"POTATOES" from a circle,
and when “MAIONNAISE” we all do a beautiful sexy rotation of our hips and let’s go...
Casting.
Are there real men in the room? They go out. These are the men who should represent our country at Eurovision. The casting will take place now. Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. Everyone knows that in addition to voice data, emotion and facial expressions are very important. We’ll decide on the voice, technology will help, but we’ll work on facial expressions. We put the elastic band under the nose, you need to remove it around the neck without hands. We choose the winner with applause. The Eurovision Organizing Committee will contact you, look for sponsors.
"Femen"
(Russian beauty Mashenka, Freken Bok, the most beloved and most modest sex bomb, Little Red Riding Hood)
Perform a dance with energetic grand batmans while simultaneously jumping onto half-toes (as it says in the encyclopedia.) Well, people know this dance as a simple can-can
Photo shoot, dance in costumes
"Funtik"
Guys, tell me please, what is the power? Here is one character in the film who said (recording “What is the power, brother”), what do you think? But I unequivocally affirm that strength lies in kindness, only it is more important and dearer than anything else, and I’m not the only one who thinks so (Funtik and Belladonna come out). Photo shoot, dance in costumes.
FAIRY TALE
Who came with what?
The game “The Man of My Dreams” - it has been scientifically proven that a woman at any age dreams of a handsome prince. I have a magic crown, with the help of which we will find out who our queen dreams of.
1 real colonel - Pugacheva
America fight-Combination
Agent 007, - Brilliant
And I love the military - Combination
Such as Putin - Singing together, etc.
Let the winter glow not yet fade away,
But the air becomes unsteady.
Happy Women's Spring Day to you,
Happy first spring smile!
While they are seated, toast ___________________________.
This scenario is suitable for men who want to congratulate their female colleagues on March 8 beautifully and with humor. The holiday scenario is simple to implement, but requires little preliminary preparation. Exciting competitions, creative ideas, funny jokes– all this is in the presented scenario.
Decoration: We decorate the room festively. Beautiful tablecloths, bouquets of fresh flowers on the tables, and posters on the walls with holiday greetings would be appropriate.
Holiday paraphernalia:
- Quiz chips(you can use any objects as chips: beautiful buttons, paper flowers, circles cut out of colored cardboard);
- Medals “The smartest of the smartest”, “The most intelligent”, “Woman of mystery”, “The best dancer”, “Jack of all trades”, “The most caring”, “The most sensitive”, “ The best hostess»;
- Whatman paper, to which children's photographs of the participants are attached;
- White sheets of paper for making airplanes;
- Real or paper flowers for the “Dance Floor Star” competition;
- Large posters depicting various characters for the “Who Am I?” competition;
- 20 round caramels and 5 handkerchiefs or napkins for the Princess and the Pea competition.
Progress of the event
2 presenters (men) appear in the hall and tell the parable “God created woman.”
Presenter 1: Dear women, you are the best among us. And when you walk along the corridor (office), busy with everyday affairs, you just want to exclaim: “Oh, what a woman!”
Presenter 2: Today we have gathered in this hall to congratulate our lovely ladies on the amazing spring holiday, and to give a wonderful mood this evening.
Presenter 1: Every woman on March 8 wants something unusual, interesting, and we guarantee that everything will be exactly like that today, but first we suggest filling your glasses and drinking to our most charming and attractive colleagues, to our lovely ladies (you can make any toast in a poetic uniform dedicated to Women's Day)!
Presenter 2: And now the floor is given to a man who can do almost everything (the toast is given by the director, deputy department, enterprise).
Presenter 1: Dear women, now the most courteous man on our team, who can charm any woman with his smile, will congratulate you (in this style, all men of the team who want to congratulate their female colleagues on March 8 are given the floor).
Competition program
Quiz “Testing erudition”
The presenters conduct a quiz consisting of 8 questions. For a correct answer, participants receive 1 chip. The one who scores wins greatest number chips.
Quiz questions:
- Name the films the name of which contains the word woman.
- Sing a line from a song which mentions female name.
- List the wines named after women.
- Name the plants which are reminiscent of women's names.
- What is a girl's name? mentioned in nursery rhyme about the ball?
- Name the films which have female names in their titles.
- What grape varieties named after women?
- What kind of chocolate named after a woman?
- Name the only lady among the zodiac signs.
The hosts count the chips and determine the winner of the quiz. She is awarded the “Smartest of the Smartest” medal (if the team is large, then you can award medals for the first three places).
Musical surprise from men: male colleagues cook musical number due to your abilities - you can sing, dance, play the guitar).
“Send an Email” Contest
The presenters suggest finding out which of the participants can work with both their hands and their heads. At the presenter’s signal, you need to make an airplane (file) out of paper and send it by e-mail (throw it into a box standing at a distance of 4 m from the participant. The winner is awarded the “Jack of All Trades” medal. In a large team, medals can be awarded to all participants who threw airplane in a box.
Competition “Find out from the photo”
The competition includes children's photographs of the female half of the team. All participants of the holiday bring their children's photographs in advance and carefully attach them to a large Whatman paper. Men are invited to carefully look at the photographs and determine who is depicted in them. The winner is the participant who was most difficult to recognize in the photo. She is awarded the Woman of Mystery medal.
Competition "Star of the Dance Floor"
Women are invited to stand in a circle and show off their dancing skills. For this competition you need to make a selection of dance music in advance different styles. Male colleagues act as the jury. They carefully watch the dancers and give a flower to the one who, in their opinion, dances the best (you can give both real flowers and flowers made of paper). The winner is the participant who collects the most flowers. She is awarded the “Best Dancer” medal.
Competition "Who am I?"
To hold the competition, large posters with some characters drawn on them are prepared in advance. These can be cartoon characters, fairy tales, famous actors, singers, animals. A circle is cut out in the middle of the sheet so large that the player’s face fits into it. You can use two men or wooden stands as poster holders. The participant is blindfolded, the poster is turned to the side with the pattern facing the audience, then the eyes are untied and the player is asked to insert his face into the cut hole.
Task for the player: Using clarifying questions, find out what is drawn on the poster. Viewers are only allowed to answer questions with “yes” or “no,” “you can say that.” To make the task simpler, you can immediately suggest which category the character you want to solve belongs to (for example, it is a bird, a pet, a plant).
Examples of question wording:
- Am I a cartoon character?
- Am I he/she?
- I am fat?
- Am I tall?
- Am I old?
- Am I small?
- Am I a girl?
- Do I have a friend Mishka?
- Do I have a pink sundress?
- Am I Masha from the cartoon "Masha and the Bear?"
The one who completed the task best and fastest wins. The winner is awarded the “Most Smart” medal.
Competition "Princess and the Pea"
5 chairs are placed in the middle of the hall. Several round candies (from 1 to 5) are placed on each of them and covered with thin napkins or handkerchiefs. These manipulations must be done so that the guests of the event do not see how many candies are on each of the chairs.
5 women are invited to participate in the competition (it is advisable to take those who do not have medals). Assignment for participants: sit on a chair and soft spot determine how many “peas” are hidden under the napkin. Those who complete the task receive “Most Sensitive” medals.
Competition "Caring Wife"
Men and women participate in the competition. They are distributed in pairs. A belt, tie, shirt, jacket, glass, and water bottle are laid out on a chair next to each man. Women's challenge – “get your husband ready for work”: put all the items on him, fill a glass with water, give the man a drink and kiss him on the cheek. Whoever completes the task faster will win. The winner is awarded the “Most Caring” medal.
Dance break.
Competition "Little Tricks"
All women present take part in the competition. They need to answer questions. For each correct answer, the presenters award 1 chip.
Questions:
- What is the name of the magpie-crow's signature dish (porridge)?
- What is one word for fruit kefir (yogurt)?
- A dish that can be prepared using chicken and cow (omelet)?
- A bird that ended up in soup for its thoughts (turkey)?
- An apricot that has been on a dry diet (dried apricots) for a long time?
- How to peel an onion without crying (hold the knife and onion in cold water)?
- What needs to be done to make over-salted soup tasty (add peeled raw potatoes to it)?
- What should be added to the water so that the egg does not burst during cooking (salt)?
- How to quickly boil potatoes (after the water boils, add a piece of butter to the pan)?
- What needs to be done to ensure that beets retain their color during cooking (add a little vinegar to the water in which they are cooked)?
- What can I do to make egg whites whip faster (use chilled eggs with a pinch of salt)?
- How do you know if the cake or pie you are baking is ready (pierce it with a wooden skewer or match: if the dough sticks, it means it’s not ready yet)?
The participant who receives the most chips is awarded the “Best Hostess” medal. It is also necessary to provide for the option when several participants scored the same number of points. In this case, you should have a few additional questions in stock to determine one winner, or to make several additional medals.
How to hold a corporate party in a women's team on March 8 in order to create a fun atmosphere at the holiday, and none of those present get bored? The organizers of such celebrations diversify them with fun competitions, comic skits, funny games. At the same time, they try to take into account the age of all participants.
It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable. We offer one of possible options how you can organize a holiday on March 8th in a team, including interesting tasks, which will appeal to the majority of those present.
Cool, cheerful, funny, humorous scenario for a corporate party on March 8 with competitions, skits, games. Scenario for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's and youth team
Our article will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at a corporate event in honor of March 8th. Here you will find an interesting script, comic skits, remade songs, fun games and competitions for the hero of the occasion and guests of the holiday.
- VIDEO: Corporate party on March 8 at CTI
A festive feast on March 8 will not surprise anyone, especially if the celebration is held in the form of a corporate party. Therefore, in addition to congratulating women, the organizers of the corporate party try to diversify the celebration with fun competitions, comic skits, funny games, inventing original script celebrating International Women's Day.
It’s very good when the party in honor of March 8th is thematically stylized. As a theme for a special event, you can use famous films, long loved by the fair sex:
- Gone with the Wind
- Moscow doesn't believe in tears
- Alice in Wonderland
- Hipsters
- Sex and the city
- Breakfast at Tiffany's
- Catwoman
- Xena - warrior princess
- Moulin Rouge
- Avatar
- Bollywood
- Burlesque
- Charlie's Angels.
A stylized corporate party involves the obligatory selection of outfit, hairstyle and makeup, similar in image to a favorite character of the chosen topic. The hall and dishes should also correspond to the theme of the event. It is worth noting that the corporate party scenario, as well as skits, games, and competitions, should intersect with the theme of the party.
Advice! In order for the organizers to easily determine the theme of the party, you can first conduct an anonymous survey among the fair half of humanity.
Choosing a script and entertainment competitions for a corporate party, consider the age of all participants. It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable.
A corporate event, like any event, consists of several blocks:
- Congratulatory part. Men present gifts, congratulations are heard from the company management. In congratulations, it is important to mention each woman and thank her for her invaluable contribution to the common cause.
- Buffet. Involves organizing a table with light snacks. In order not to involve the female team in organizing the feast, it is best to order delicious dishes in a cafe.
- Competition part. Dedicated to celebrating feminine qualities through various test competitions. It would be appropriate to use a festival scenario in the form of a fairy tale or a kind of beauty contest.
- Win-win lottery. Small souvenirs, cosmetics, and personal hygiene items are used as gifts. The names of the items are indicated separately on small pieces of paper, which are placed in an opaque container. Each girl takes out one piece of paper and reads to those present the name of the gift, which is immediately handed to her.
- Entertainment. This block consists of a dance part, diluted with outdoor games.
A fun scenario for a corporate party on March 8 for young people
One of the options for celebrating the holiday on March 8 is to use a scenario in the form of a fairy tale. Men can share the role of presenters by dressing in fairy tale characters. Fun and unusual scenario " March 8 in the Fairytale State» is suitable for holding events in both youth and women’s groups of different ages. 
The plot of a corporate fairy tale will turn modern ladies into fairy-tale heroines - kind, smart and skillful, who will help other characters, thereby revealing their virtues, for which they will be awarded nominations and prizes at the end of the fairy tale.
Leading:
Good evening dear, lovely, beautiful ladies and gentlemen! Today we have gathered in this room to sincerely congratulate the most beautiful half of humanity on the holiday of March 8th! Today, our dear women, this evening is dedicated only to you! Our holiday will take us to a fairyland, where you can meet everyone’s favorite fairy-tale characters. To begin with, we ourselves will take a step towards meeting the fairy tale. So, we invite our ladies to come out and choose their role for today’s celebration.
Music from some fairy tale is playing in the hall. Invited ladies choose from the “magic chest” (or magic hat) props corresponding to the fairy tale image:
- Red beret - Little Red Riding Hood
- Kokoshnik – Vasilisa the Beautiful
- Shoe or apron - Cinderella
- False braid - Rapunzel
- Beautiful tiara – Snow Queen
- Blue wig - Malvina
- Frog mask – Frog Princess
- White scarf - Snow White
- Eastern scarf - Princess Jasmine.
The ladies put on their chosen items and sit down in a designated place to await guests.
Leading:
Now, dear ladies, you are real fabulous beauties and magicians. Today we will check what kind of craftswomen you really are. Our fabulous guests who came to us far away will help us with this! Good luck to you! And here is the first guest on the threshold.
Solemn music sounds, people enter the hall Tsar, groaning and holding his stomach.
Leading:
Well, fairy-tale beauties, shall we feel sorry for the Tsar? Shouldn't we let him die of hunger?
Conducted culinary duel
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There are 2 women's teams participating in the competition. Various products are placed in the box in advance (beans, peas, banana, apple, cheese, tomato, sausage, crab sticks, greens, cucumber, corn, canned fish, mayonnaise, crackers, etc.). Each participant can only approach the box once and take only one product.
The task is to prepare a salad from selected products in the allotted time.
The king tries the treats and chooses the most delicious salad, drinks a glass for the culinary skills of the beauties. The girls take their seats.
Leading:
It’s too early, dear beauties, for you to relax. The second guest came to us. And not just one, but three...
In the hall, under military music come out Three heroes.
The game is being played Drag rope»
2 women's teams are being formed. At a signal from one of the guests, the women begin the game.
As a joke, the heroes can choose their wives from the ladies of the winning team.
A toast sounds, praising the strength and endurance of women.
Leading:
Do you hear? Someone is flying towards us... Baba Yaga is rushing towards us on a broom!
Appears in the hall to the music Baba Yaga(preferably it should be a man in disguise).
A competition is being held The most perfect couple»
The presenter selects participants from among those willing - 3-4 pairs. Girls have a lid from a saucepan (frying pan) tied to their waist, and men have a ladle. To the sound of cheerful music, each couple should hit the lid as much as possible with the ladle in a minute without using their hands.
Baba Yaga thanks for the master class, drinks a glass with everyone “For women’s sociability and attractiveness!” and sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Hush, hush!! Do you hear?! I think someone is crying.
A competition is being held Living beads»
The presenter calls 2 young ladies and gives them a tape different colors, at least 10 meters long. The task of each participant is to “string” “live” beads, which are the guests, onto ribbons. You need to string the “beads” by passing the ribbon through any element of clothing (belt, sleeve, pant leg, straps) of those present.
When the beads are “collected,” the host announces a musical battle: one chain dances the lambada, the second dances the little ducklings. Here it is important not only to move well, but also to ensure that the beads do not fall apart.
Nesmeyana laughs hysterically, drinks a glass with a toast praising a woman’s sense of humor, and sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Oh, how smart we are, our fairy-tale beauties! They managed to make the pessimistic princess laugh. But this is not all the tests that are in store for you today. There are still heroes in the far distant country who are counting on your help! But another unfortunate guest has come to us!
Staggering into the hall to the music of “The Vodyanoy’s Song” from the cartoon “Flying Ship” Water with a bottle of vodka.
The presenter conducts the competition " Five»
2 teams of 5 people are formed. On two tables, 3-4 meters away, a bottle of alcoholic beverage, a sandwich and a glass are placed.
The first player (open it) must run up to the table and open the bottle;
The second (pour it) - runs up and pours alcohol;
The third (have a drink) - must run up and drink the poured drink;
The fourth (eat up) - runs up to the table and eats a sandwich;
The fifth (close it) - must run and close the alcohol;
The team that completes the task faster and more accurately will win.
The merman drinks the “last glass before quitting”, and, making a toast “To women’s perseverance and beauty!”, sits down with the guests.
Leading:
But, dear ladies, there is no need to relax... The last guest came to us, but Leshy himself from the forestry department himself appeared.
He enters the hall, shuffling his feet, Goblin. All in rags, ragged.
Contest " Glamorous outfit»
You should prepare a large box in advance, in which you can put a lot of comical things: glasses with a nose, a wig, a hat with pigtails, a bra, women's and men's panties, a sequined top, a baby cap, a disposable diaper large size, Pierrot collar, kokoshnik, animal masks, clown nose, etc.
Participants take turns passing the box to each other while listening to cheerful music. The one who still has the box in his hands when the music stops must take the item from the box and put it on himself. Once worn, the item cannot be removed for 30 minutes.
Leshy drinks a glass of “For the glamorous ladies!” and hurries to take his place among the guests.
Leading:
Our fabulous young ladies have once again proven to us that they can handle any task! Let us once again congratulate you on International Women's Day! Be as charming, wonderful and irreplaceable. Now accept gifts from fairy-tale characters whom you have helped a lot.
VIDEO: A funny corporate fairy tale!
Corporate party on March 8 in a women's team
If you decide to celebrate March 8th with a small group of women, then it would be appropriate to immediately think about the theme of the party. The topic may concern cinema, music, coffee, hats, pink style, animals.
It would be appropriate for such a celebration prepare a photo zone with all the accessories so that every young lady can take high-quality photos as a keepsake.
If the team is small, the celebration can be organized in a cafe, taking care in advance of the availability of seats and suitable premises, preparing in advance musical accompaniment and themed decoration of the hall.
The highlight of the women's holiday can be the invited “waiters” with a naked torso. The main thing is that among the corporate party participants there are no ardent opponents of male presence at the holiday.
In addition to festive toasts, you can cheer up your colleagues comic advice in poetic form:
- Tip #1
- Tip #2
- Tip #3
- Tip #4
To make a corporate party unforgettable in a women’s team, you need to choose fun competitions that will be of interest to women of different ages. The host of the celebration can be one of her colleagues or male guest presenter.
Leading:
And now, dear ladies, imagine that we are preparing for the holiday! What would a holiday be without Olivier? You have already gone to the store, bought the ingredients, all that remains is to prepare the most festive salad.
We get into the “train”, find the neighbor’s waist and do not let her closer than arm’s length. When I say:
Polka dots- bend back
Sausage– lean forward;
Cucumber– tilt to the left;
Potato– tilt to the right,
And when you hear " Mayonnaise“- everything is beautiful, and, most importantly, sexy, we begin to rotate our hips. Let's go...
Competitions for corporate parties on March 8
Funny and humorous competitions will be able to increase the degree of fun of the ladies and guests present at the festive corporate party. One of the best options would be to conduct comic competition « Real ladies». 
To do this, you will need to select participants from among the ladies in the hall. Several men in disguise will help add originality to the competition. Competitions should concern exclusively female qualities.
- Contest " Cosmetic bag»
You should prepare a heavy cosmetics bag in advance and fill it with a variety of cosmetics: nail polish, lipstick, toner, nail polish remover, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, foundation, makeup, powder compact, etc.
The presenter says the task, the first participant must short time find the cosmetic product hidden in it.
Approximate tasks for participants:
- Touch up your eyes
- Remove makeup
- Even out your complexion
- Tint your eyelashes
- Fill your eyebrows
- Touch up your lips for a date (business meeting).
- Contest " Mistress»
The participant is blindfolded and brought to a table on which there are three saucers with cereals (buckwheat, millet, pearl barley, wheat, oatmeal or other porridge). The girls' task is to correctly recognize the cereal. The one who can name the ingredients correctly the fastest wins.
- Contest " Find and bring»
Each participant chooses an envelope with two or three tasks. The participant who completes them the fastest wins.
Examples of find and bring tasks:
- a scraper, a wet wipe, a man's shoe;
- lipstick, belt, napkin;
- telephone, fork, sock;
- tie, comb, spoon;
- button, plate, mascara. 
- Contest " Non-standard solution»
The presenter reads out the situation, each participant must describe her intended actions.
- Contest " Ideal man»
Participants are divided into two teams, whose task is to draw the image of an ideal man blindfolded.
- Final relay
Two teams are formed. Each team member must run with her knees locked plastic bottle around the chair, come back, pass the baton to the next one without using your hands. The team whose members complete the relay the fastest wins.
At the end of the competition program, the presenter, together with the men selected by the jury, award each lady with the following nominations:
- Miss Housekeeping
- Miss Dexterity
- Miss Pretty Eyes
- Miss Short Skirt
- Miss Extraordinary.
Funny funny scenes for corporate parties on March 8
You can congratulate women on March 8 not only with words or songs. An extraordinary congratulation will be comic scene performed by male colleagues. This could be a parody of friendship between women, love, favorite films or musical compositions.
- Comic musical scene, to the tune of the song " Belle»
Three couples participate in the scene:
First - Old lady hat And Cheburashka
Second - Little Red Riding Hood And Gray Wolf
Third - Thumbelina And Blind Mole.
appear on stage Old woman Shapoklyak With Cheburashka and sing one verse of the remade song.
The loss sounds, the second couple enters the hall ( Gray Wolf And Little Red Riding Hood), performs the second verse.
The third couple appears on the stage - Blind Mole And Thumbelina, who perform the third verse.
All the characters sing, addressing the audience.
At the end of the song, the characters blow a kiss.
- Funny parody scene on Indian cinema Eternal love»
Characters:
Leading
Jimmy- young man, main character
Satik- Jimmy's mother
Aishe- girl, main character
Ajit- Aishe's father.
Men can tie a turban on their head and place a red dot on their forehead. For women, tie white (mama) and multi-colored (Aisha) material around the body.
Only men can perform the scene, inviting the hero of the occasion to watch their favorite Indian movie.
Some Indian paraphernalia, a palm tree, a table and a white tablecloth are brought into the hall. There is a plate of flatbread on the table.
Leading: First episode “Good Purpose”.
An Indian melody sounds in the hall, Satik’s mother appears and sits down at the table, and after a while Jimmy appears.
Jimmy:
Good morning, mommy! (sits down at the table)
Satik:
Good son, I prepared some food. You must have gotten very hungry overnight. (tears off a flatbread and offers a piece to his son, puts it in his mouth)
Jimmy: (chews a flatbread and jumps up sharply)
Mother! You never told me about your father? Who was he?
Satik:
Your father was a very noble man and always helped the poor.
Jimmy:
So our family was rich?
Satik:
Yes. Your father died at sea when you were still a baby! During the shipwreck, everyone drowned, only you and I were saved. Our big house in Calcutta, it burned down and we became beggars.
Jimmy:
(runs up to Satika, takes her hand)
Mother! I will do everything to make you happy! We will definitely be rich!
(they hug and leave the hall) 
Leading: Second episode “Sudden Love” 10 years have passed...
A guy appears in the hall with a handbag and a girl running after him.
Aishe:
Thief! Give me your purse! Help!
Jimmy runs in, takes the thief's purse, and fights with the thief using elements of karate. (You can sound a fight from a Chinese movie, where the blows are heard). The thief falls to the floor, lifeless. Jimmy takes the bag from the dead thief and gives it to Aisha.
Aishe:
Oh! Thank you! I am so grateful to you, in this handbag there is the most precious thing for me - a pendant. The talisman of my late great-great-great-grandmother.
An Indian song plays, the characters perform a dance, and you can bring in backup dancers.
Leading:
This song talks about a sudden feeling that flared up between two characters. They love each other very much, but are not sure if they can be together.
The Indian melody fades, the dance stops. 
Leading:
Third episode "Terrible Secret". 5 years have passed...
Jimmy:
I've been waiting for you for so long, my love!
Aishe:
You know, beloved, that my father is against our love. You are poor!
Jimmy:
No one in the world can separate us!
Aishe's angry father appears in the hall. Ajit with a naked torso, over which a white sheet is thrown.
Ajit:
ABOUT! My wicked daughter! How dare you disobey me and contact this ragamuffin!
(approaches Aisha and hits her in the face. A characteristic blow is heard, like in the movies)
Jimmy:
Don't you dare touch her!
(runs up to Ajit)
Ajit:
I'll deal with you now! Ragamuffin!
A fight breaks out and blows sound. Ajit pushes Jimmy to the floor and begins to choke him. At this moment, Jimmy's mother appears in the hall with a dagger.
Satik:
Oh my son, I will save you! This is your father's dagger!
Sathika stabs Ajit in the back with a dagger. A sheet falls off Ayşe's father, revealing a red stain simulating blood. Ajit stands up and stands with his back to the audience.
Ajit:
Satik? It's you? I found you! (hugs her)
Satik:
Ajit, we thought you were dead! Jimmy, it's your father!
Ajit:
I think I'm dying. ( falls) But I'm happy!
Jimmy and Ayesha run up to Ajit. He takes the heroes' hands and connects them. 
Ajit:
I bless you, my children! Be happy!
Jimmy:
Father, Ayşe and I cannot get married. ( takes his hand) If you are my father, then Aishe is my sister.
Ajit: (getting up)
Oh no. Aishe is my step-daughter.
One day, I found a small child on the threshold of my house. It was you - Aishe. (looks at daughter)
Jimmy:
Oh, Aishe, what happiness! (exclaims and looks at Aishe)
Ajit: (begins to moan, imitating his last breaths)
ABOUT! I'm starting to feel like life is leaving me. Be happy, my beloved people. I will die with joy!
Aishe:
(looks at his father worriedly)
Oh no! Father! Don't die at such a happy moment! (crying)
Satik:
I'll save him! (takes out a jar from her purse or pocket) I have a miraculous balm of the sacred mountains, made during the full moon. This medicine will revive him!
Sathika leans towards Ajit, smears his “wound”, he begins to come to life.
Ajit:
ABOUT! I begin to feel life-giving forces filling me. (jumps up)
An Indian song plays, to which two couples dance: Ajit and Sathika, Jimmy and Aishe.
Leading:
This song reveals the great joy of meeting after a long separation and eternal love.
End.
Roles played (substitute names of actors):
Aishe: Margarita Lunenko
Satik: Svetlana Onufrienko
Ajit: Andrey Gugukalo
Jimmy - Timofey Simonyan.
VIDEO: The guys just tore apart the female audience! skit “March 8!”
Fun games for corporate parties on March 8
Toasts to the women have already been finished, gifts have been given, and the guests have relaxed a little with the help of strong drinks. It's time to start some fun games. 
- Comic game " Casting»
Leading:
And now I will ask real men to come to me. (leave)
Look how brave these guys are! They are the ones who should represent our country at international competition Eurovision. Now we will conduct a small casting.
Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. (they come up with, they say)
It is known that at the moment voice data is a secondary matter, the most important thing is emotion, passion, facial expressions. The technique will help with the voice, but facial expressions will have to be carefully practiced. Here's a simulator for you. (gives everyone an elastic band)
We put it under our nose. The elastic band needs to be removed around the neck without using your hands.
The winner is determined by applause. And then, all that’s left to do is look for sponsors and submit an application to the Eurovision Organizing Committee.
- Game " An eloquent toast»
Leading:
Who is the most eloquent in your organization (team, corporation)? (comes out)
Your task is to say a toast to our ladies. I'll help you a little. I will hold up a piece of paper with the indicated clue word that you should use in your congratulations.
(The words are written on the sheets: RAM, felt boots, battery, referee, carburetor, refrigerator, combine).
- Game " Instead of a thousand words»
Leading:(invites a guy and a girl for the competition)
Guys, you have been working in a close-knit team for some time now, so you must understand each other at a glance. The partner receives a task from me and must convey to his partner through facial expressions and gestures what she should buy at the supermarket.
(beef tongue, pork heart, chicken breast, quail eggs). 
- Outdoor game " Flower»
Leading(invites several couples):
Today is Women's Day, so all men give flowers to the fair half of humanity. Our guys' task is simple - to put flowers in a bottle that is under the partner's arm. So, guys? A flower in your teeth and let's go...
- Fun game " Where to invest money?»
Leading: (calls two pairs)
Now, dear participants, you need to invest your finances in different banking institutions as quickly as possible. You can only insert one banknote. (gives the ladies prepared candy wrappers). Banks can be your partner's pockets, socks, and all the secret places. Hurry up! You need to invest your money as quickly as possible, otherwise the working day in banks is coming to an end. Let's start...
(Funny music sounds, the presenter can help the participants, complete the task, jokes, asks after a minute)
How many bills does the first pair have left? What about you? Perfect! The money is invested. They are working. And now I will ask the young ladies to exchange partners and withdraw all of their rival’s deposits as quickly as possible. Banks are opening! Withdraw money! Let's start... 
- Funny game " Personal matter»
Several participants are invited, they are placed with their backs to the hall, each has a sign with the names of various institutions (“Sauna”, “Gynecologist”, “Cowshed”, “Station”, “Tax Office”, “Detoxification center”, “Psychologist”, “Massage therapist”) and so on). The facilitator asks various questions to each of the participants.
The most common questions:
- How often do you appear here?
- Who do you usually go there with?
- Whom do you meet there?
- How do you feel after visiting this establishment?
- Why are you going there?
- Do you get paid for visiting? What about you?
- How is the situation there, are you comfortable?
VIDEO: Fun competition for a corporate party
Remade songs for a corporate party on March 8
To congratulate lovely ladies on March 8th at a corporate party in an original way, you can sing them several modern remade songs. This option is perfect for karaoke if the party is celebrated in a cafe.
A kind and cheerful musical composition based on the song “If you leave the house with a frown...” will charge everyone with positive emotions.
A good congratulation to women from a male group could be a remake song based on the musical composition by A. Rosenbaum - “Ay”.
For a gathering in a women's group, you can use the remade song “We, girls!”, based on the musical composition from the film “Captain Vrungel” - “We, bandito”.
Song-remake “We are girls”
For your boss, you can perform the remade musical composition “Smile”.
