This scenario is suitable for men who want to congratulate their female colleagues on March 8 beautifully and with humor. The holiday scenario is simple to implement, but requires little preliminary preparation. Exciting competitions, creative ideas, funny jokes– all this is in the presented scenario.
Decoration: We decorate the room festively. Beautiful tablecloths, bouquets of fresh flowers on the tables, and posters on the walls with holiday greetings would be appropriate.
Holiday paraphernalia:
- Quiz chips(you can use any objects as chips: beautiful buttons, paper flowers, circles cut out of colored cardboard);
- Medals “The smartest of the smartest”, “The most intelligent”, “Woman of mystery”, “ Best Dancer", "Jack of all trades", "The most caring", "The most sensitive", " The best hostess»;
- Whatman paper, to which children's photographs of the participants are attached;
- White sheets of paper for making airplanes;
- Real or paper flowers for the “Star of the Dance Floor” competition;
- Large posters depicting various characters for the “Who Am I?” competition;
- 20 round caramels and 5 handkerchiefs or napkins for the Princess and the Pea competition.
Progress of the event
2 presenters (men) appear in the hall and tell the parable “God created woman.”
Presenter 1: Dear women, you are the best among us. And when you walk along the corridor (office), busy with everyday affairs, you just want to exclaim: “Oh, what a woman!”
Presenter 2: Today we have gathered in this hall to congratulate our lovely ladies on an amazing spring holiday, and give a wonderful mood this evening.
Presenter 1: Every woman on March 8 wants something unusual, interesting, and we guarantee that everything will be exactly like that today, but first we suggest filling your glasses and drinking to our most charming and attractive colleagues, to our lovely ladies (you can make any toast in a poetic uniform dedicated to Women's Day)!
Presenter 2: And now the floor is given to a man who can do almost everything (the toast is given by the director, deputy department, enterprise).
Presenter 1: Dear women, now the most courteous man on our team, who can charm any woman with his smile, will congratulate you (in this style, all men of the team who want to congratulate their female colleagues on March 8 are given the floor).
Competition program
Quiz “Testing erudition”
The presenters conduct a quiz consisting of 8 questions. For a correct answer, participants receive 1 chip. The one who scores wins greatest number chips.
Quiz questions:
- Name the films the name of which contains the word woman.
- Sing a line from a song which mentions a woman's name.
- List the wines named after women.
- Name the plants which are reminiscent of women's names.
- What is a girl's name? mentioned in nursery rhyme about the ball?
- Name the films which have female names in their titles.
- What grape varieties named after women?
- What kind of chocolate named after a woman?
- Name the only lady among the zodiac signs.
The hosts count the chips and determine the winner of the quiz. She is awarded the “Smartest of the Smartest” medal (if the team is large, then you can award medals for the first three places).
Musical surprise from men: male colleagues cook musical number due to your abilities - you can sing, dance, play the guitar).
“Send an Email” Contest
The presenters suggest finding out which of the participants can work with both their hands and their heads. At the presenter’s signal, you need to make an airplane (file) out of paper and send it by e-mail (throw it into a box standing at a distance of 4 m from the participant. The winner is awarded the “Jack of All Trades” medal. In a large team, medals can be awarded to all participants who threw airplane in a box.
Competition “Find out from the photo”
The competition includes children's photographs of the female half of the team. All participants of the holiday bring their children's photographs in advance and carefully attach them to a large Whatman paper. Men are invited to carefully look at the photographs and determine who is depicted in them. The winner is the participant who was most difficult to recognize in the photo. She is awarded the Woman of Mystery medal.
Competition "Star of the Dance Floor"
Women are invited to stand in a circle and show off their dancing skills. For this competition, you need to make a selection of dance music of different styles in advance. Male colleagues act as the jury. They carefully watch the dancers and give a flower to the one who, in their opinion, dances the best (you can give both real flowers and flowers made of paper). The winner is the participant who collects the most flowers. She is awarded the “Best Dancer” medal.
Competition "Who am I?"
To hold the competition, large posters with some characters drawn on them are prepared in advance. These can be cartoon characters, fairy tales, famous actors, singers, animals. A circle is cut out in the middle of the sheet so large that the player’s face fits into it. You can use two men or wooden stands as poster holders. The participant is blindfolded, the poster is turned to the side with the pattern facing the audience, then the eyes are untied and the player is asked to insert his face into the cut hole.
Task for the player: Using clarifying questions, find out what is drawn on the poster. Viewers are only allowed to answer questions with “yes” or “no,” “you can say that.” To make the task simpler, you can immediately suggest which category the character you want to solve belongs to (for example, it is a bird, a pet, a plant).
Examples of question wording:
- Am I a cartoon character?
- Am I he/she?
- I am fat?
- I'm tall?
- I am old?
- I'm small?
- I am a girl?
- Do I have a friend Mishka?
- Do I have a pink sundress?
- Am I Masha from the cartoon "Masha and the Bear?"
The one who completed the task best and fastest wins. The winner is awarded the “Most Smart” medal.
Competition "Princess and the Pea"
5 chairs are placed in the middle of the hall. Several round candies (from 1 to 5) are placed on each of them and covered with thin napkins or handkerchiefs. These manipulations must be done so that the guests of the event do not see how many candies are on each of the chairs.
5 women are invited to participate in the competition (it is advisable to take those who do not have medals). Assignment for participants: sit on a chair and soft spot determine how many “peas” are hidden under the napkin. Those who complete the task receive “Most Sensitive” medals.
Competition "Caring Wife"
Men and women participate in the competition. They are distributed in pairs. A belt, tie, shirt, jacket, glass, and water bottle are laid out on a chair next to each man. Women's challenge – “get your husband ready for work”: put all the items on him, fill a glass with water, give the man a drink and kiss him on the cheek. Whoever completes the task faster will win. The winner is awarded the “Most Caring” medal.
Dance break.
Competition "Little Tricks"
All women present take part in the competition. They need to answer questions. For each correct answer, the presenters award 1 chip.
Questions:
- What is the name of the magpie-crow's signature dish (porridge)?
- What is one word for fruit kefir (yogurt)?
- A dish that can be prepared using chicken and cow (omelet)?
- A bird that ended up in soup for its thoughts (turkey)?
- An apricot that has been on a dry diet (dried apricots) for a long time?
- How to peel an onion without crying (hold the knife and onion in cold water)?
- What needs to be done to make over-salted soup tasty (add peeled raw potatoes to it)?
- What should be added to the water so that the egg does not burst during cooking (salt)?
- How to quickly boil potatoes (after the water boils, add a piece of butter to the pan)?
- What needs to be done to ensure that beets retain their color during cooking (add a little vinegar to the water in which they are cooked)?
- What can I do to make egg whites whip faster (use chilled eggs with a pinch of salt)?
- How do you know if the cake or pie you are baking is ready (pierce it with a wooden skewer or match: if the dough sticks, it means it’s not ready yet)?
The participant who receives the most chips is awarded the “Best Hostess” medal. It is also necessary to provide for the option when several participants scored the same number of points. In this case, you should have a few additional questions in stock to determine one winner, or to make several additional medals.
Presenter 1:
Spring came! To every office, to every home, to every heart! It came along with the colors of flowers and the music of aromas! Women's holiday March 8 is a day of love, tenderness, beauty, warmth and flowers! I really want all women to smile on this day, regardless of age, social status and appearance!
Presenter 2:
We are ready to do anything for your smiles! Read funny poems, sing funny songs, dance and act out funny scenes on March 8th!
Presenter 2:
You underestimate the male class.
Presenter 1:
What is there to value? They also dare to complain that we have a headache as soon as bed looms on the horizon! And they themselves run away from this bed like the devil from incense!
Presenter 2:
Have you tried to pester?
Presenter 1:
Damn, it's like pestering the sofa!
Presenter 2:
Why did you choose something so not hot for yourself?
Presenter 1:
It was hot when I took it. Who knew that it would fail so quickly? They must be released with a guarantee so that they can be repaired or exchanged, as a last resort.
Presenter 2:
Yes, with a guarantee it's cool. But who will check the quality and completeness?
Boss:
I!
Presenter 1:
Stepanovna? (this is the real middle name of the colleague playing the role of Chief).
Presenter 2:
You're late, Stepanovna. It's time to read poetry, but we are neither sleepy nor in spirit.
Boss:
Poems are not going anywhere. The girls finally broke through, gnawed through, tore out!
Presenter 1:
What? A wall, granite, a tooth?
Boss:
Created and has already begun its duties!
Presenter 2:
Can you really say what? What are we to you? Are you here to solve puzzles?
Boss:
WITH (The current date) there is a technical control department (name of the organization, company gathered for the corporate event).
Presenter 1:
Yes! The news is garbage! The main thing is in a timely manner.
Boss:
This is how we will check men!
Presenter 2:
From this point on, I’ll ask for more details.
Boss:
So, in connection with the prevention of the release as husbands and lovers of men who do not meet women's requirements and technical conditions, approved standards, who are not able to master the liberating and inspiring guidance designed to learn how to control their emotions, mind and certain parts of the body, the Kama Sutra or incomplete individuals, an OTC department has been created , designed to test a male individual on the issue of professional suitability.
Presenter 1:
The right thing to do! Where are you were there before? What to do with someone who received an unsuitable element?
Boss:
Everything is agreed. We will take it for revision, process it, check it and issue a copy that meets the most stringent standards.
Presenter 2:
When is the first release?
Boss:
Has already. Is it true, trial version, but there is. Release! Meet Man 1.
A man enters the hall (the colleague with the best performance is selected for this role).
Presenter 1:
Pretty!!!
Presenter 2:
Just wait! Nothing is clear yet. Is there a stamp? Passed the OTC?
Presenter 1:
I gave you this stamp. Look what a cutie!
Presenter 2:
You have already grabbed yourself a quality control inspection without an inspection and are complaining. Stepanovna (address to the Chief), as an example, what can she do?
The boss gives the presenters rolls of paper (you can use fax paper, you can write text on it if you wish).
Boss:
Here is a list of functions performed by Man 1.
The presenters examine the rolls.
Presenter 1:
Impressive list!
Presenter 2:
Can I check?
Boss:
Certainly!
Presenter 2:
Well, here's an entertainment and gaming program.
Man 1 takes on a solemn appearance, stands on a chair and begins to read out a congratulatory verse. One quatrain or even a couple of lines is enough. Then the verse is picked up by male colleagues sitting in the hall. Of course, this should be well rehearsed in advance so that everyone knows exactly what their turn will be. The men, who have had their turn to read their lines, take out flowers and give them to the women sitting next to them, and then voice out their part of the verse (it must be distributed so that all the women receive flowers).
Presenter 1:
Impressive.
Man 1 goes into the hall and chooses 4 men. Then he leaves the hall and brings in 4 baskets of flowers. Places two baskets in a certain place. Men are placed in pairs at a certain distance from the baskets (2-4 meters). The men's task is to make a path from the start, where they stand to the basket, using their own clothes. That is, they must take off, for example, their shirt, put it on the floor, then take off their sock, etc. The first couple to pave the way to the flowers gets the right to present them to the women (they themselves choose which colleague they will present their basket to). The men from the losing pair stand with their backs to each other and their hands are tied. Then they are blindfolded and allowed into the hall, so they must go and find the woman. The one they reach receives a basket of flowers. Then the second candidate for the second basket is determined in the same way.
Presenter 1:
This is all wonderful! Not how things stand with this very thing.
Boss:
Which one?
Presenter 1:
Well, with this very thing.
At this time, Presenter 2 continues to study the roll with the functions of Male 1.
Boss:
Can you tell me directly?
Presenter 2:
However! In a calm state 10, in combat readiness 20, girth 15!
Presenter 1:
Who? Where? To me! Want!
Boss:
Girls! Cool down. This is a misfire so far. We didn't have time to check it completely. The expert assessment is given only in a moral mood.
Man 1:
My task is to be an inventive and tireless lover, to be an inexhaustible source of pleasure and bliss for a woman.
Boss:
You see, there is complete order here. But we also need an expert and independent assessment of practical skills. Everything is in order with the expert assessment, the object has passed the quality control department. There is no problem with the independent assessment working group.
Presenter 1 and Presenter 2:
We!
Boss:
When will you start?
Presenter 1 and Presenter 2:
Now!
Boss:
Go! Do not give in to provocations, only an objective assessment is needed.
The presenters and Man 1 come out.
Boss:
Oh! What have I done? Although that is more important. We also try for women. It would be necessary congratulatory speech push, but somehow I’m not strong in this matter. Here expert review This is always welcome, but here, in reality, she made a blunder. Help, good people.
4 men are called and divided into 2 teams. Each team receives the same text, in which an adjective should be inserted in the gaps. Then the texts are read out.
Text:
One _______ company employed ______ women and ______ men. They have ______ work and ______ boss. On _______ day, March 8, they gathered at _________ (place - company hall, cafe, etc.) to celebrate __________ day. So let _______ champagne flow like a river on _______ day, let _______ glasses be filled, only _______ toasts sound, ________ table burst with ________ yummy. Let the faces of those present light up with _______ smiles. We wish women that their lives would be _________, that they would be surrounded by _________ men, _______ colleagues and ______ friends. So that the other halves give _____ fur coats, ______ jewelry, ______ flowers, ______ mood and ______ love. May your _______ dreams come true, may you have ______ health and ______ salary. Happy holiday, girls!
The Presenters and Man 1, who is carrying a box (bag), return to the hall.
Presenter 1:
Conclusion of our independent expert commission.
Presenter 1 and Presenter 2:
Good!
Boss:
There was no doubt! Because our company employs only fit men worthy of us, the most charming and attractive women!
All participants in the scenario:
Happy holiday, girls!
Man 1 gives gifts to women.
Yulia Ushakova
Scenario of the holiday for March 8th for the team of the preschool educational institution “Woman is a teacher!”
Music is playing: "ABOUT Women» .
1 Presenter: Our dears women! Have you noticed that today the sun shines in a special way, men smile at you in a special way, and on these festive On spring days, everyone wants to do only good, bright, good things for you?
2 Presenter: In these days of spring, we want to wish you love, smiles, happiness, success in your feminine, but far from easy work!
1 Presenter: What else can I wish for you, our loved ones? After all, all wishes in no way reflect your kindness, fidelity, femininity.
2 Presenter: And therefore we want to wish you that you will always be. Judge for yourself what would happen if suddenly, one day, everything the women disappeared! You can imagine!
1 Presenter: We also cannot imagine ours kindergarten without our leading ladies. And first of all, on behalf of our team we congratulate dear Zhanna Vladimirovna on her 8th birthday Martha! This one is beautiful holiday at the beginning of spring it comes to us, when everything comes to life, blossoms and blossoms. May there be eternal spring in your life, may the sun shine brightly, may the birds sing, may the days be bright and cloudless. Smiles, good mood, joy, happiness! (fan lights sound)
2 Presenter: Allow me to congratulate you Elena Vyacheslavovna, may your life be as sunny and warm as this first month of spring. Let there be as many flowers, gifts, pleasant surprises, compliments and attention as on today's International Women's Day. And may spring and holiday. (fan lights sound)
1 Presenter: We sincerely congratulate Elena Valerievna on her 8th birthday Martha. Woman- this is the most beautiful thing in this world, so continue to make it the best, bringing goodness and love to this world. Smile more, because by doing so you lift the spirits of everyone around you. Be always happy, satisfied, successful, and most importantly - loved! (fan lights sound)
2 Presenter: Our dears women- beauties and smart girls, congratulations on this wonderful holiday March 8! We wish you health, spring mood, warm sun, smiles, joy, good luck. May you always be surrounded by care, attention and love. (fan lights sound) I suggest you fill and raise your glasses for this.
1 Presenter: It’s not for nothing that we divided our hall into two halves today. And the respected administration was put in the center. One team gathered to the right of us, and its opponents to the left. And Zhanna Vladimirovna will head the jury of our event today. First, please come up with a name for your team.
2 Presenter: And first, let's conduct a little quiz. It also has 8 questions. For each correct answer, the jury will give one point to each team. Let’s just agree not to shout and respect each other.
1. Which ditty mentions and women, and the number 8? (Eight girls, one me. Where the girls go, there I go!)
2. Which alcoholic drink is reminiscent of a woman’s holiday? (Martini)
3. Remember movies with words WOMAN.
(“Strange woman", "Sweet woman", "Darling woman
mechanic Gavrilov”, “ A woman as a gift”...)
4. What movie titles consist of only adjectives addressed to women? (“The most charming and attractive”, “The only one”)
5. Which songs mention women's names?
(“Lisa! Don’t leave!” “Oh, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka!”
“Me and my Masha at the samovar”, “Hello, hello, Alena!” etc.)
6. Which wines are named after women?
(Lydia, Isabella, Dunyasha)
7. What plants remind you of women's names?
(Rose, lily, pansies, daisy, Ivan and Marya...)
8. Which movies have women's names in their titles?
(“Mashenka”, “Anna Karenina”, “Valentin and Valentina”,
“Zhenya, Zhenechka and Katyusha”, “Seraphim and Seraphim”)
And so I think the jury gave each team decent marks.
And we fill our glasses.
1 Presenter: Children come to us who do not yet know how to speak or do it in a very distorted way. Now we invite you to play the game "Crocodile". From each team we will need 5 people who, within a minute, will have to show with the help of gestures, absolutely without any sounds, the word or phrase that you will get. And the rest of the team, in turn, must guess what was shown to them.
The jury also scores each guessed word with one point.
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Let's fill the glasses.
2 Presenter: Let's continue. And you know the next game 100%. (The screensaver plays "Guess the melodies"). Yes, you and I will guess the melodies. A melody will be played for each team in turn. The jury gives one point for each melody guessed.
And now the second part of this competition "Change Songs". The conditions are the same.
Let's raise a glass to a successful competition.
1 Presenter: For the next competition we will need two people from each team. One of them will have to sing a song, and the other will have to show this song using gestures, but show it in such a way that it will be guessed by one of our jury members, who will be wearing headphones with a completely different composition. And Natalya Vitalievna and Diana Aleksandrovna will show you an example. And Elena Valerievna will try to guess their melody, to which we will put on headphones.
The jury gives one point to the team whose song they were able to guess.
2 Presenter: We hope that our evening today evokes only positive emotions? But in the next competition you will have to sing a song using different emotions, movements and voices, which are written next to the lyrics on your sheets of paper. Yulia Vladimirovna will show us an example.
We fill the glasses.
1 Presenter: Let's move on to the next competition. And we invite you to our stage one person from each team. In front of you is a sheet of paper on which you will have to depict the song that will play in your headphones. The rest of your team must guess the song that you put on paper. You are not allowed to use letters and of course pronounce words.
2 presenter: We give the floor to our respected jury to sum up the results of our competitions.
1 Presenter: The official part of our event has come to an end.
With the most heartfelt words,
Full of spring warmth,
Congratulations on the first rays,
WITH a holiday of love and beauty!
2 Presenter:
Make yourself happy, dream, believe,
Smile wider, like now,
May your heart be at any time of the year
It's feeling like spring here!
As you know, March 8 is a holiday of spring and female beauty. And if this beauty is present in your team, you simply need to organize a bright, memorable holiday for the ladies in honor of And in order for everyone to have fun and interest, you must definitely include competitions in the program. For a corporate party on March 8, this kind of entertainment is perfect. It will be a great addition to a traditional feast. So, let's consider the most interesting competitions, with which you can organize a cool corporate party on March 8th.
Competition "Second Half"
A fun corporate party on March 8 can be done as follows. All women in your team can participate. Before the start of the competition, prepare opaque ones. These can be scarves or scarves. The heroes of the occasion should be placed in the center of the hall and blindfolded. Then men need to be lined up around them, who, at the leader’s signal, must move in a circle or randomly. And at this moment the girls must catch their man. The result can be presented in different ways: established couples can take part in other couples competitions, or the man who was caught must give “his” girlfriend an interesting compliment and congratulate her on the holiday.
Competition "Strongman"
Men must take part in this competition. Women will judge harshly. So, the point of the entertainment is that women need to determine the strongest man in the team. To demonstrate their strength, men will have to perform different tasks, for example, who can do more push-ups or pull-ups. Well, a pleasant prize will be friendly kisses from the fair half of the team.
Competition "Creators"
The participants in this competition are men. You will need to prepare a lot of balloons and inflate them, and the balloons must be of different diameters. Also prepare scissors and markers. Men need to be divided into 2-3 teams and each group should be given the necessary equipment. The participants' task is to build a female figure from the balls. The team whose sculpture is closest to reality wins.
Competition "Guess it"
You will need: printed letters, a gift box, surprises starting with the letters of the word you write next.
Cards with letters from which you can form the word WOMAN should be printed on sheets of paper. Each letter corresponds to its own surprise, which is in the box. For example, F - chewing gum, E - blackberry, N - manicure scissors, Sh - clothes brush, I - needles, N - handkerchief, A - accessory.
All girls of the team take part in the competition. The women's task is to be the first to guess what surprise is hidden behind the letter that the presenter shows. Such March 8th will not only diversify your event, but will also be an excellent training in ingenuity!
Competition "Super Prize"
You will need to prepare an interesting souvenir item that is packaged in beautiful paper. A note with a riddle is attached to the souvenir, then it is again wrapped in paper and a note with a new riddle is attached. You can make as many such layers as you like.
According to the terms of the competition, the presenter reads out the first riddle, and the women’s task is to guess. The one who guesses has the right to guess the next riddle. But if she answers incorrectly or does not know the correct answer, any other participant can guess. The woman who guessed the last riddle, and receives a super prize.
Competition "Show off"
This competition will require various items that women use in life. It is necessary to attach a note with their name to each item. Each participant takes a note and tries to imitate the name of the object. All the other girls guess. The girl who guessed the name first gets the item. You can prepare items so that they are connected to each other, so that women would have a scene for March 8 at a corporate party.
Competition "Best Smile"
You will need a ruler or meter. The entire female half of the team must participate in the competition. Women need to stretch their smile as wide as possible, and the presenter will measure it with a ruler. Having measured the smiles of all employees, the presenter finds the owner of the widest one, for which she receives the Miss Smile medal.
Competition "Crawfish"
The following attributes will be required for the competition: two pairs of fins and two pairs of mittens, the same number of “Crawfish” candies for both teams, two chairs.
The competition must be held in the form of a relay race. Players from both teams, upon a signal, must quickly put on mittens and fins and run to a chair that is located on the opposite side of the hall, take a candy from the chair, unwrap it and put it in their mouth, then return to their place. The team that eats all the candy from the chair the fastest wins. The winners receive a kilogram of candy.
Competition "Extra Colleague"
Props for the competition: 9 chairs, which must be placed with their backs inside the circle, and the same number of men sitting on them.
10 girls are participating in the competition. Under cheerful music the girls walk in a circle, and as soon as the music stops, they must sit on the men's laps. The girl who does not have enough chair leaves the game along with the chair and one man. The winner is the girl who gets the last man on the chair.
As you can see, competitions for corporate parties on March 8 are varied. You can use the entire set presented here, or even remember something from your childhood. After all, competitions for corporate parties on March 8 don’t have to be for adults! On the contrary, everyone will be in favor of fooling around to their heart's content.
Every woman wants something special, interesting and fun for March 8th. If you are planning to celebrate March 8th with friends, acquaintances, or even in a work team, we offer you several scenarios for celebrating this holiday. On our website you will find the most funny scenarios for the March 8 holiday.
The 8th of March is coming to us.
It's time to congratulate the lovely ladies!
We want to hug them tightly
And we dedicate the hit to them!
The men sing to the tune of the song "Alice":
Sasha is with us, Andrey is with us
And many others famous people!
We've been preparing for a long time, and now the moment has come to start!
Flowers, congratulations, bouquets of flowers,
Any of us is ready to congratulate the lovely girls!
Their holiday has arrived, the wonderful day of March 8th!
Holiday? What kind of holiday is this?
And this is a holiday of joy, smiles and spring,
When all our girls are beautiful and tender,
When the hearts of men are full of love and care!
When we are ready to surround them with attention,
When we are diligently ready to serve them,
After all, you can’t overload girls with work today!
Girls? What kind of girls are these?
Who are these girls and where are they sitting?
Of course, in management, they look at computers!
And we, with such faces, will take it and rush to the ladies!
Even our beloved chef is with us,
He, if in the mood, can sing the chorus,
Because everyone knows how many women there are in the department.
They work great, they are passionate about their work,
They look great and please our eyes.
Men can lift their spirits in five minutes!
What do we want to wish for our girls?
Always be young, never get tired!
Health and love, and vacation on the Black Sea!
May life smile on you, may you be lucky in everything!
Health and creativity never end!
And may fate fulfill all your dreams soon!
Ved. You are all so beautiful today
So charming and gentle!
If you look, it will immediately become clear:
The breath of spring is all around!
In this difficult job,
Among computers, papers
You are blooming brighter than ever,
It’s like there’s a good magician nearby,
who gave you a miracle
To be young, to live lovingly,
And laundry, kitchen and dishes
I definitely took it upon myself!
So be happy, healthy,
Take on everything ardently,
And we are ready to set you up
Your reliable shoulder.
We wish you good luck in your business,
Love is beautiful and big!
You smile, which means
Everything in life will be fine!
Now let's summarize the results of the questionnaire that we conducted among our lovely women. Since we celebrate March 8th, we also have eight questions.
Ved.1 reads the question, and Ved.2 reads the best answers: five to six pre-selected options
1. Your motto in a relationship with a man.
2. What shortcoming do you forgive men?
3. Which fairy-tale heroine can you compare yourself to and why?
4. What do you dream about in the spring?
5. And if we started everything again,
Who would you choose?
6. Describe your life with a line from a song.
7. Decipher the word HUSBAND by its first letters.
8. But what is love anyway?
Prizes are awarded for the most lyrical questionnaire, for the wittiest questionnaire and for the best answer to each question.
Ved: Regarding love, I can add the following: love is a disease that can only be helped by bed rest!
- What kind of disease is this? - says the doctor, - when is so much energy consumed? This is work!
- What kind of work is this? - says the engineer, - when is the main unit stopped? This is art!
- What kind of art is this? - says the actor, - when there are no spectators! This is science!
- What kind of science is this? - says the professor, - when the very last student can, but I can’t!
So let's drink to the eternal students in love!
Ved: And now, dear women, let's test your erudition!
I suggest you do a little quiz. It also has 8 questions.
The winners, or rather the winners, will receive prizes.
Chips will be awarded for correct answers, but if a man answers correctly, he must give his chip to any of the ladies present here.
1. Which ditty mentions both women and the number 8?
(Eight girls, one me.
Where the girls go, there I go!)
2. What alcoholic drink reminds you of Women's Day with its name? (Martini)
3. Remember films with the word WOMAN.
("Strange woman", "Sweet woman", "Beloved woman
mechanic Gavrilov", "A woman as a gift"...)
4. What movie titles consist of only adjectives addressed to women? (“The most charming and attractive”, “The only one”...)
5. Which songs mention women's names?
(“Liza! Don’t leave!” “Oh, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka!” “Me and my Masha are at the samovar,” “Hello, hello, Alena!”, etc.)
6. Which wines are named after women?
(Lydia, Isabella, Dunyasha...)
7. What plants remind you of women's names?
(Rose, lily, pansy, daisy, Ivan and Marya...)
8. Which movies have women's names in their titles?
(“Mashenka”, “Anna Karenina”, “Valentin and Valentina”,
"Zhenya, Zhenechka and Katyusha", "Seraphim and Seraphim"...)
So, the title “Vasilisa the Wise” has been earned...
(a prize is awarded for the largest number of chips and a Diploma:
"To Vasilisa the Wise from admiring men")
However, do not forget: the convolutions are given to a woman in order to go around sharp corners!
A musical pause is announced, during which a jury of men most competent in this matter will choose Elena the Beautiful. The men approach a stand with children's photographs of women (without a signature), which was made in advance, for which all the women were asked to bring their childhood photographs.
Ved: So, the title “Elena the Beautiful” was earned by photograph No. ... We ask the original to come forward to present the prize! The winner is awarded a prize and a similar diploma.
Ved: And now we will ask the women who sewed today’s outfit with their own hands to come here. Please walk in front of us so we can appreciate your art!
So, the title “Marya the Artisan” and our main prize was earned...
(The rest of the participants in this competition receive a "Delight" chocolate bar)
However, I want to warn our lovely ladies: if you hear a cry of fashion, do not immediately respond - what if it’s not you!
And now a competition is being announced for the best toast in honor of our lovely women, as well as on the theme “Man and Woman”.
Concerning last topic, then I have this toast:
Late night. The man is not at home. Two women are worried - a wife and a mother. So let's drink to the fact that what happens to a man is not what his mother fears, but what his wife fears!
A competition for the best toast is held throughout the evening. The winners are awarded prizes.
Ved: And now the smartest women will receive keepsakes from us! You only need to guess what is in the package.
1. It can be liquid and solid. Various colors and shapes.
Has some connection to football, opera and television series.
(Soap - "Judge on soap!", "soap opera")
2. This gift is related to the song "Eat Coconuts, Chew Bananas", but is edible only in name (cream "Coconut")
3. The name contains the form,
And you have to fill out the form!
(mug)
Ved:. The soul sings and the conversation
The combined choir will continue again:
Song to the tune of "If you leave the house with a frown...":
If you leave the house frowning,
Remember that today is a holiday!
That any acquaintance is ready to congratulate you
Or even a stranger you meet!
And a smile without a doubt
Suddenly touches your eyes,
AND good mood
Will not leave you again!
A happy accident brought us together in the department!
We love our lovely women for good reason!
Gentle, kind, modest, in general - the best!
Our eyes say more about it than our words!
And male admiration
Suddenly touches your eyes,
And good mood
Will not leave you again!
If you want tea early in the morning
Or it's time for lunch,
Get out this self-assembled tablecloth!
Here, in our gift, there are a considerable number of them!
Your appetite, no doubt,
Will play out immediately
And good mood
Will not leave you again!
Presentation of gifts (women are given tablecloths)
Ved: And finally, with all our hearts we want to wish you:
Don't let your children upset you
They will be as beautiful as flowers!
Get A's at school
And make all your dreams come true.
Just remember that when you have many children -
They are obedient when there is one child - you are obedient.
Ved: Let him be a husband and a dear friend,
And a faithful companion for you!
To make you proud of your spouse,
And so that the fire in the soul does not go out!
When saying: “You are mine!”, immediately specify what exactly to wash!
So that when you come home from work,
Had the strength to joke
So that worries don't age you,
So that you don't get tired of loving!
Don’t forget that a woman’s age is determined not by years, but by men!
And on this bright spring day
We sincerely wish you
Always be in shape and in the mood
And don’t count the years!
Here he comes wonderful holiday March 8! And on this day we want to give our women a piece of joy and fun, where you can show everyone how smart and talented you are, and can cope with any task, no matter how difficult it may be.
For a small team
The presenter comes out to the music “Oh, what a woman, I wish I had one like that.”
Host: Good afternoon, dear women! The most spring and tender holiday has come, March 8th. This holiday has been celebrated since 1857, and today during our program I will introduce you a little to its history. And now I’ll ask 10 women to come to me.
Host: You all know how hard it is for women, they need to put on makeup, buy a bunch of things, and cook. And today we see how well they do it all. To begin with, you must show your knowledge of etiquette and set the table correctly. You are given only a minute to do this. Let's start.
A competition is being held
Host: Well, not bad! We all know that every woman should have a man who will love and appreciate her. Now you, women, will have to name some association with the word man, for example, “A man is strength.” You can’t repeat yourself, and you can’t think for more than 5 seconds either. So, let's go.
A competition is being held
Host: Well, men? Have you learned a lot about yourself today? And I would like to tell you a little history. It was on March 8, 1857 that workers from shoe and clothing factories gathered in New York, they demanded a ten-hour working day, bright work spaces and equal wages to men. And since we are talking about seamstresses, then accordingly we will test your skills in needlework. I give each of you a white piece of fabric, a stapler and scissors; in 4 minutes you must create an outfit that no one has ever seen! In the meantime, our ladies are busy with business, I will tell you one wonderful verse by the author, whose author is Evgeny Merkulov:
You are dazzlingly beautiful!
I know a lot about this matter.
Oh, your skin is so satiny!
Oh, your hair is like silk!
Your figurine is flawless,
To be honest, I’m not Julia.
What breasts! What shoulders!
What legs, oh-la-la!
Ah, there is no worthy comparison,
To describe your gentle look.
What grace in movements!
How erotic your outfit is!
And you have a special aroma -
This is what apples smell like in the orchard.
I brought you one to try...
Bite it, Eva! So, I'm waiting!
After the end of 4 minutes, women must parade in their outfits.
Presenter: Oh, what a lot of workmen you all are! I would look and look at you.
Host: And for the next competition we will need men! Now we will check how you ladies know how to manipulate men, in the truest sense of the word. So, we blindfold the men, they must go from point A to point B, and not knock down a single pin. And your task, women, is to guide your men on the right path.
A competition is being held
Host: Great! Now I see what you do best with women! And now, the last task, we know that women sought equality with men, and partly received it, but we also know that poems and poems are usually composed by men to women, BUT since we have equality, our women will now write a poem dedicated to a man . But the task is complicated by the fact that you must definitely use in your poem the following words: hammer, strength, knight, carrots, shoes, borscht. I think it will not be difficult for you to cope with this task. So, let's begin. You have 4 minutes for this task.
A competition is being held.
Host: Our wonderful holiday has come to an end! I once again congratulate our beautiful women on March 8th and wish them all the best!
For a small team
Scenario March 8 for a small team (from 10 to 40 people).
This scenario is mainly for those who sit at the table throughout the holiday with short 1, 2 or 3 breaks for dancing. It is necessary to purchase several inexpensive souvenirs for competitions
1 GLASS
Our dear WOMEN!
Today is the most favorable and happiest day for you according to the “male” horoscope, i.e.:
March 8 is a solemn day,
Day of joy and beauty,
All over the earth he gives to women
Your smiles and flowers!!!
What holiday of congratulations? And our respected leader expressed his desire to present the first congratulations to our dear women... He has the first word.
3 GLASSES
Although the snowstorm has not yet shallowed,
But after another drink,
Our souls have become warmer
And hearts were happy.
Let winter be full of excitement,
Spring has come to us today!
Today is March 8th
And we wish you happiness!
Third toast “For Love!” No wonder people say: “LOVE is a toothache in the heart!” And now the head of the transport department will share this love, or his pain, with us...!
4 GLASSES
Dear ladies!
We could praise you until the morning!
However, it's time to get down to business
The moment has come to give gifts!
As our most powerful argument!
We have already given you some of the gifts today, but the rest you need to earn by participating a little in competitions. In other words, we need to make up for February 23rd!
So the first competition, not even a competition but a summing up of the results of our survey conducted before the holiday itself.
To do this, you need to write the 5 questions below on a piece of paper and give them to the women to answer. questions asked and draw preliminary conclusions. You can change the questions at your discretion or add your own options.
Our dear women were asked to answer the following questions:
1. You came home and someone is sleeping on your bed. unknown man. Your actions (of all those surveyed, all but one asked to lie down next to him, and only one decided to throw him out the door, so guys, watch out who has him)
2. You come to work, and another employee is sitting in your place. Your actions
(There are many options in this direction, but you can group them into approximately three groups - 1. they want to get to know each other, 2. they will be surprised, but they will sit next to you, 3. they will ask you to work for yourself, but for free)
3. You were invited to a restaurant, you had dinner and suddenly your companion disappears without paying. Your actions
(50% expressed a desire to change their companion, 30% also decided to run away, and the rest took measures to pay for dinner, but different ways)
4. You bought hair dye, dyed your hair, but it turned out that it was green, but you don’t have time to recolor it before the reception. Your actions.
(here women wished to remain in only socks or stockings, some only in shoes, in underwear, in one wig, but there were also modest ones - they wished to remain in dresses, but all these items of clothing must necessarily match the color of their hair. And one of them women would have decided to go with one toothless smile, and only two decided to go in what they had and as they were, to this moment)
5. You have an important report tomorrow, and your neighbors are having a big party, which keeps you awake in any case. Your actions
(Some of the women remained indifferent and decided to watch TV, but at the same time turn up the volume of the TV, 40% of women decided to take more radical measures - to shoot down their neighbors and conduct a debriefing, and - one of these 40% decided to do the “wet business”, and Only two women can’t afford a neighbor’s party - they decided to just relax)
6. You came to work and they announced a 10-fold increase in your salary. Your actions
(almost all the women will be happy about what happened, and one will faint with joy, two women will not believe the salary and will think that April 1st has come, three decided to get drunk with joy, but only one decided to get her colleagues drunk, and two decided to get drunk alone, and only one of them all said that she would work even better than before, in order to apparently earn even more), So... think about whether women should increase their salaries, maybe give it to men, who, on the contrary, are ready to work even better as one !
The generalized results of the survey are as follows: Our women have a sense of humor, although before the survey, some men thought the opposite. Our women are resourceful - they have their own argument for any situation and a way out of the current situation. Our women have not stopped loving us men – at least in their thoughts! And that's already good! Our women have a large margin of safety - the conclusion is that the management of the department needs to burden them more with additional work.
Therefore, a toast is proposed to our daring, resourceful, hardworking, abundantly loving and of course dear women!
5 GLASS:
Ladies and gentlemen! We all address women, and we address women. Let’s turn to our men: “Dear men, tell me which of you is dissatisfied with the small salary you receive now?” And I thought everyone was happy. I suggest that those who are dissatisfied give their salaries to our female colleagues and work for free. This is how it always turns out, how to share - so everyone is in the bushes, not a single one was found! Therefore, we smoothly move on to another competition:
Theater competition: The jury is all men
4-6 women are invited and asked to portray the following:
1. portray a feminist
2. portray a man-hater
3. portray a prostitute
4. portray a female official
The winner gets a prize and the rest get a consolation prize.
A word of congratulations...
6 GLASS
It all starts with a woman! Fun, laughter, duels, disappointments, Love, care, warmth and pain and much more, all this is because of you and for you, our dears! No matter what age you are, you will always remain the better half of humanity.
We propose to hold a Culinary competition, for this I will now name each letter from the alphabet, and you, dear women, will have to name the dishes, within one minute, whichever one of you names the most wins!
Let's start clockwise from me and alphabetically, skipping the vowels, and for those who don't have enough consonants, we'll give them a vowel. Started:
B, V, D, D, F, Z, K, L, M, N, P, R, S, T, F, X, C, Ch, W, Shch,
The winner has a prize.
We expressed a desire to congratulate the winner personally... and at the same time all the other women.
7 GLASS
Dear men, the time has finally come for you. You are invited to pay Special attention on your neighbors. Our Ladies want to see filled glasses, your happy faces and ears hanging on the carnation of attention. While the glasses are being filled, I suggest you spend another competition entitled
BUTT (or any other word or words "I WANT A MAN")
All women take turns saying the word “Butt” or “I want a man!” with increasing volume, i.e. the first speaks in a whisper, the second a little louder, the third even louder, etc. in a circle clockwise from me, the leader. The one who speaks loudest wins, i.e. after it, no one will dare to say (shout) or yell louder. If during the game someone enters the room where it is being played, you should say: “Hello, we called you.”
The winner has a prize, and wishes to congratulate the rest...
8 GLASS
Dear women, now we want to determine which of you is the most dexterous, 4-6 people are invited
Competition "Tear a piece of paper"
With one hand, right or left, it doesn’t matter - tear a piece of paper into small pieces, while the hand is extended forward, you cannot help with your free hand. Who will do the smallest job?
And so they began. We have not yet congratulated the most dexterous prize...
ADDITIONAL COMPETITIONS:
PRIZE IN RIDDLES
The prize is taken and wrapped in paper. The contents of any riddle are glued to the wrapper. Turns around again. And again the riddle sticks. And so ten times. The players sit in a circle. The presenter gives one a prize wrapped in ten wrappers. The player removes one wrapper, sees the riddle, and reads to himself. If he guessed it, he says the riddle; if not, he reads the riddle out loud; whoever guessed it gets the right to further unwrap the prize and everything continues according to the same pattern. The winner is the one who, guessing the riddle, gets to the very end.
FIGURE BY CONCEPTS
To play, you need sheets of paper and pencils according to the number of people present. Each guest is given this set young artist and a card with the concept - the funnier the more interesting. For example: adultery; hellish tension; senility; second youth. In five minutes, players must draw their concept without using words or letters. Then each artist presents his masterpiece, and the rest guess the concept. The winner is the one whose concept was guessed.
MATERNITY HOUSE (the woman is given a note with the child’s parameters - weight, gender, height, and even name)
Two people play. One is a wife who has just given birth, and the other is her faithful husband. The husband’s task is to ask everything about the child in as much detail as possible, and the wife’s task is to explain all this to her husband with signs, because The thick double glass of the hospital room does not allow outside sounds to pass through. See what gestures your wife will make! The main thing is unexpected and varied questions.
ROLL
This game will help all your guests get to know each other. Guests sitting at the table pass a roll of toilet paper around. Each guest tears off as many scraps as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a stack of scraps, the host announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.
Blow a candle - Chew an apple
Two volunteers are called up, preferably guys who know each other well. The rest stand around and pretend to be a support group. Players sit on both sides of a small table, a candle is placed in front of each, and a lighter (or matches) and an apple are given in their hands. The task is simple - who can eat their apple faster? But you can only eat an apple when your candle is burning. And the enemy can blow out the candle and then the player, before biting the apple again, will have to light it again.
WILD BEACH
The players get into pairs. The host invites everyone to the “wild beach”, where dances are announced. The dancers are given plates (one for men, three for women) - “so that intimate parts do not excite vacationers on the beach.” Music sounds and dancing begins. Players need to not lose a single record while dancing, and to do this they have to dance closely pressed to each other
When preparing for the holiday, do not forget to prepare the necessary equipment in advance:
latex gloves,
curlers, decorative cosmetics,
wigs, scarves, jewelry,
women's clothing, shoes.
There is a notice on the door “No men allowed” (print it out).
1st presenter. Dear women! Congratulations on a wonderful spring holiday! Let smiles bloom on your faces, and let worries and sorrows disappear forever.
2nd presenter. Let's take a break from our daily problems at least one day a year - from washing, cleaning, kitchen chores.
1st presenter. Yes, yes, and from men too! Do you agree?
(At this time, a loud knock, a roar is heard, indignant voices are heard: “What is this, they forgot about us!” Men dressed as women burst into the room: some in a robe, a headscarf; some in a wig, shoes; and some with a fan to cover their mustache or beard.)
2nd presenter. Who are you? Maybe we actually forgot about someone? After all, we have a lot of guests.
(A paper airplane with an anonymous message lands smoothly near the presenters: “You thought you ran away from the men? And the men are already here! Signed: Well-wisher.”)
1st presenter. Can't be! We decided to do without men and invited only women.
2nd presenter. Wait a minute, don’t the new girls arouse your suspicions? Let's do some testing.
(Proposes organizing two teams. One of them is men in disguise, the other is willing women.)
Competition "Excellent Housewives"
1st presenter. All women are excellent housewives and spend a lot of time in the kitchen. Even with their eyes closed, they are perfectly oriented in their possessions.
2nd presenter. Our first competition is for good housewives: blindfolded, you have to determine what is in the saucers.
(Pour sugar, salt, millet, buckwheat, rice, pearl barley into saucers.)
Competition “Who will milk the most?”
1st presenter. Times are difficult now; a village cannot survive without a cow.
2nd presenter. Let's see how our participants can milk a cow.
(In the role of a cow - a glove filled with water. Small holes need to be made on the fingers. Who will milk more?)
Competition "Curlers"
1st presenter. Farming is farming, but you don’t have to forget about yourself. A woman should always be beautiful, mysterious, charming.
2nd presenter. Hairstyle plays an important role in this. Representatives of which team will curl the curlers faster and more accurately?
Competition "Evening Makeup"
1st presenter. This hairstyle requires appropriate makeup.
2nd presenter. The task for the participants of the next competition is to apply evening makeup. Choose your assistants from your team - and get to work!
(While the participants are getting ready, a music competition is held for the most fun ditty. Participants come out wearing makeup. They are invited to walk like fashion models.
At the same time, for men, you need to prepare shoes of at least size 41 with heels in advance - the higher the better.)
Competition "Fun Tests"
1st presenter. Life sometimes puts us in the most unimaginable situations, and we somehow have to cope with them. How would you behave in the following circumstances:
1. At a party you notice the man of your dreams. How will you try to get his attention?
2. The store brought the “latest fashion” - a suit, the cost of which is equal to 3 of your husband’s salaries. How do you persuade your husband to give you a gift?
3. At 2 o’clock in the morning, the husband returns from “work” drunk, covered in burrs, with traces of lipstick, and a very intimate piece of women’s clothing is sticking out of his pocket. Your actions?
Contest " New life torn tights»
1st presenter. Not only are women unpredictable creatures, they are also very inventive. Find a use for torn nylon tights. (Command versions.)
Blitz tournament competition
1st presenter. And now the blitz tournament!
How much does a loaf of bread cost?
A liter of milk?
How much does a kilogram of nails cost?
A dozen eggs?
Washing powder?
Lipstick?
A liter of gasoline?
1st presenter. It seems our suspicions were not justified. We apologize to you (towards the disguised team). We are convinced that you are not men. And so that there are no offenses, we suggest drinking the “world drink”.
(The 2nd presenter brings in a tray with full glasses and snacks. Everyone drinks. Men, as usual, in one gulp, in one big gulp, and women little by little, in small sips.)
2nd presenter. So you gave yourself away. No woman would drink vodka like that. And since we exposed you, tell me, for what purpose were you so eager to get to our bachelorette party?
This is a beauty contest scenario that will allow men to conquer even the most unapproachable women.
A few points that need to be taken into account to make the competition fun and sparkling:
- all roles are played by men;
- the presenter must have a quick reaction, a sense of humor and the ability to improvise;
- special attention should be paid to costumes - the success of the event largely depends on this;
- musical accompaniment It’s better to record it on tape and appoint a DJ who will be responsible for turning the music on and off in a timely manner.
Characters:
Leading
Cleopatra - vamp woman, conqueror of men's hearts
Just Maria - a housewife
Angelina - businesswoman
Angelina's bodyguards (2 pcs.)
Claudia is a village worker, a general milkmaid
Jury (consisting of women).
Stages of the competition
1. Introduction of the participants.
2. Amateur performance number.
3. Fashion show in swimsuits.
Presentation of the participants.
Participants in evening dresses make a circle around the hall and line up on the stage. The presenter interviews each of them about hobbies, activities, plans for the future, etc.
Leading.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Good evening! We begin our exclusive report from the Miss Calm Down 200_ beauty contest. Today in our hall gathered the whipped cream of society, the diamonds of our hearts and the emptiers of our wallets - the most beautiful women firms (company, university, city, etc.). I present to you our distinguished jury! (Here you need to say a few warm words about each woman). And now - our participants! Now we will get to know them better. Participant No. 1. Cleopatra!
Cleopatra (in an erotic voice).
Hello. At first I refused to participate in this competition - why do I need extra advertising? But then the lovely men of your company finally persuaded me, you naughty girls! I even had to tear myself away from a very important matter.
Leading.
And what kind of business could such a woman have?
Cleopatra.
I worked as a sex bomb in Iraq, and, by the way, the Americans completely relaxed without me.
Leading.
Thank you.
Cleopatra.
It’s not for nothing that they say that beauty will save the world! What are your plans for the near future?
Cleopatra.
First, win this competition. Secondly, to find a man who would see in me not only a beautiful sexy bitch, but also a smart, good friend.
Leading.
Is that possible?
Alas, I have no luck so far. That's why I decided to go to a monastery...
Leading.
Sorry?
Cleopatra.
Yes, to the Shao-Lin Monastery. I hope Chinese men are more respectful of women.
Leading.
Well then, Cleopatra. Good luck in your search! And we turn to participant No. 2. A few words about yourself, please.
Simply Maria.
Good evening. My name is Maria, just Maria. I am a housewife, I love to wash, clean, iron, prepare breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack and especially dinner. I have a husband, 2 dogs, a parrot, a hamster and fish. Now I'm a little worried about how they are all doing without me. I also love indoor, garden and garden plants, weaving macrame and watching TV. And also, taking this opportunity, I want to say hello to my husband, children, Mashenka and Seryozha, my mom (she lives in Karaganda), our friends Katya and Misha, cousin Vitechka...
Leading.
Thank you, Maria, you told me so much about yourself. What is your cherished dream?
Just Maria (embarrassed).
You know, I dream of going to Santa Barbara.
Leading.
But why exactly there?
Simply Maria.
Well, of course! I know everyone there!
Leading.
Your applause to Simply Maria! Our third participant is beautiful and businesswoman- Angelina! Let me offer you company.
Angelina.
Why are you selling it?
Angelina is accompanied by two guards wearing black glasses, with pistols and other attributes required for security. During the interview, she is constantly distracted by conversations on the phone. mobile phone. Her remarks concern some wagons, supplies, contracts, etc.
Leading.
Angelina heads the commercial bank and trust fund Nalevo. By the way, Angelina, why such a strange name?
Angelina.
Because that's where our clients' money goes. And let's not talk about my business anymore - there are too many competitors in the room.
Bodyguards can approach the director of the company and search him for recording devices.
Leading.
Tell me what your wishes are powerful of the world this?
Angelina.
You know, I really want to be weak, so that men can carry me in their arms and talk about love, and not about interest and profit.
The bodyguards pick up Angelina in their arms, and a pre-drawn poster “Angelina, we love you!” appears in the hall.
Leading.
They say it right: money doesn’t buy happiness!
Claudia.
Yeah! I knew that everything was bought from you here. We, simple women, can’t get through! And mine, by the way, is not what these guys have. (Looks at her competitors with a contemptuous look.) Everything is natural, native. (Adjusts a very large bust).
Leading.
And this is Claudia! It is about her that it is said: “He will stop a galloping horse...”.
Claudia.
Why only a horse? I can do both a bull and a tractor.
Leading.
Tell me, Claudia, how are things with men in your village?
Claudia.
It's difficult for us with men. For 25 women there is a chairman and a livestock specialist, and even he only pays attention to cows.
Leading.
How do you get by, forgive the indiscreet question?
Claudia.
Why is there any need to be modest? Students are sent to practice in the summer - that’s how we save ourselves.
Leading.
Your applause to our amazing participants! And we are moving on to the second stage of our competition!
Amateur performance number
The conduct of this stage will depend on the abilities and talents of the “participants”. Cleopatra can dance a striptease or sing a romance (don’t forget about sensual aspirations and rolling her eyes). Angelina, of course, instructs her guards to act. Usually the dance of the little swans goes off with a bang. It’s just that Maria performs a number of an original genre. This could be a gymnastic composition with ribbons or a hoop, a poem or a trick, for example, the humorous trick “Paradox”. To carry it out you will need a large hat, a scarf, and several small soft toys.
Simply Maria.
And I will show you the “Paradox” trick. (Approaches some man from the audience). Please put 10 (50, 100 - the higher the denomination of the bill, the better) rubles in the hat. (He makes several passes over the hat and takes out the bunny.) Here's a bunny for you. (He goes to the next victim and does the same trick. This operation must be done with several men, without ceasing to smile sweetly. Then you should bow and leave).
Leading.
Maria, wait, what’s the paradox?
Simply Maria.
And the paradox is that men think that they are the ones who know how to make money.
And finally, Claudia sings ditties. The degree of their frivolity will depend on the mood of the company. We offer several to choose from.
Darling is standing at the gate,
With his mouth wide open.
And I didn’t think for long -
She came up and spat.
He's sad and I'm sad
And my soul hurts.
And I'll pull down his pants -
I immediately feel happier.
At Movo's at Vanechka's
There are gingerbread cookies in my pocket.
Only kiss Vanya,
And I'm chewing gingerbread!
I fell in love with him
He's a good boy.
Well, of course, not forever -
Just for two evenings.
I'm walking along the bank -
The shore is crumbling
I love toothless -
Better, it doesn't bite.
Darling doesn't kiss me
He says: “Later, then...”
I looked out the window -
Training with a cat!
I fell in love with my dear
Black, it seems...
And he, the red-haired pest,
He smears himself with shoe polish.
You and I got married
Look, don't overlook,
So that they don't get stolen at night,
Put me under you!
Me mommy and daddy
They take care of it like a rose.
Every evening at the gate
They will guard with the log.
My cutie and I were walking
By raw clover.
Both were without pants -
We got used to the north.
Oh, what about this accordion player?
I want to meet you.
My beauty is not enough -
I'll pay extra with moonshine.
I'll buy myself a ring
With gold hallmark.
If they don't marry you,
I'll try anyway.
My darling is good
Looks like a teacher.
And he will put on a jacket -
A real fool.
Don't walk down the corridor
Don't rattle your galoshes,
I still won't love you -
The muzzle is like a horse's.
Don't judge
That I'm so fat:
I'm already feeling like a sea -
I cook semolina porridge.
Darling doesn't kiss me
That's how great he is.
He has his big lips
Saves for aspic.
They say she's beautiful.
Oh, don’t believe me, Vanechka:
Her beauty is in the pharmacy
Ruble twenty jar.
Gifted by dear Vasya
I need a watch for the holidays.
While I was turning the arrows,
He pulled off my panties.
Fashion show in swimsuits
Here everything depends on the artistry of the participants and the music (see preparation for the competition). As a rule, the audience is already quite warmed up and sincerely cheers for their favorites. Don’t forget to award each participant with incentive prizes in the finals.
The winner (selected by the jury) is awarded a ribbon and crown with appropriate inscriptions.