Hello comrades. You know, I noticed long ago that if you use swear words correctly, your speech is transformed. It becomes elegant and interesting. And most importantly - what powerful emotions can be conveyed with just one Russian swear word. A unique thing - Russian swearing.
But, unfortunately, most people do not know how to use it. Sculpts it through every word. What do I suggest? I suggest you get acquainted with the works of many classics who used ridiculous verbs in their works.
You have heard and read many of them. Personally, I enjoyed re-reading it and rediscovering something for myself.
Perhaps I’m not the only one who will be interested.
Yesenin S. A. - “Don’t strain, dear, and don’t gasp”
Don’t grieve, dear, and don’t gasp,
Hold life like a horse by the bridle,
Tell everyone and everyone to go to hell
So that they don't send you to pussy!
Yesenin S. A. - “The wind blows from the south and the moon has risen”
The wind blows from the south
And the moon rose
What are you doing, whore?
Didn't come at night?
You didn't come at night
Didn't show up during the day.
Do you think we're jerking off?
No! We eat others!
Yesenin S. A. “Sing, sing. On the damn guitar"
Sing, sing. On the damn guitar
Your fingers dance in a semicircle.
I would choke in this frenzy,
My last, only friend.
Don't look at her wrists
And silk flowing from her shoulders.
I was looking for happiness in this woman,
And I accidentally found death.
I didn't know that love is an infection
I didn't know that love was a plague.
Came up with a narrowed eye
The bully was driven crazy.
Sing, my friend. Remind me again
Our former violent early.
Let her kiss each other,
Young, beautiful trash.
Oh, wait. I don't scold her.
Oh, wait. I don't curse her.
Let me play about myself
To this bass string.
The pink dome of my days is flowing.
In the heart of dreams there are golden sums.
I touched a lot of girls
He pressed a lot of women in the corner.
Yes! there is a bitter truth of the earth,
I spied with a childish eye:
Males lick in line
Bitch leaking juice.
So why should I be jealous of her?
So why should I be sick like that?
Our life is a sheet and a bed.
Our life is a kiss and a whirlwind.
Sing, sing! On a fatal scale
These hands are a fatal disaster.
Just you know, fuck them...
I will never die, my friend.
Yesenin S. A. - “Rash, harmonica. Boredom... Boredom"
Rash, harmonica. Boredom... Boredom...
The accordionist's fingers flow like a wave.
Drink with me, you lousy bitch
Drink with me.
They loved you, they abused you -
Unbearable.
Why are you looking at those blue splashes like that?
Or do you want to punch me in the face?
I'd like to have you stuffed in the garden,
Scare the crows.
Tormented me to the bone
From all sides.
Rash, harmonica. Rash, my frequent one.
Drink, otter, drink.
I’d rather have that busty one over there -
She's dumber.
I'm not the first among women...
Quite a few of you
But with someone like you, with a bitch
Only for the first time.
The freer, the louder,
Here and there.
I won't commit suicide
Go to hell.
To your pack of dogs
It's time to catch a cold.
Darling, I'm crying
Sorry Sorry...
Mayakovsky V.V. - “To you”
To you, who live behind the orgy orgy,
having a bathroom and a warm closet!
Shame on you about those presented to George
read from newspaper columns?
Do you know, many mediocre,
those who think it’s better to get drunk how -
maybe now the leg bomb
tore Petrov's lieutenant away?..
If he is brought to slaughter,
suddenly I saw, wounded,
how you have a lip smeared in a cutlet
lustfully humming the Northerner!
Is it for you, who love women and dishes,
give your life for pleasure?!
I'd rather be in the bar whores
serve pineapple water!
(Something reminds me of the plot of a poem. For example modern world and its foundations)
Mayakovsky V.V. “Do you like roses? And I shit on them"
Do you love roses?
and I shit on them!
the country needs steam locomotives,
we need metal!
comrade!
don't groan,
don't gasp!
don't pull the reins!
since I fulfilled the plan,
send everyone
in the pussy
did not fulfill -
myself
go
on
dick.
(currently relevant today)
Mayakovsky V.V. - “Hymn of Onanists”
We,
onanists,
Guys
broadshoulders!
Us
you can't lure
meaty tit!
Not
seduce us
cunt
spit!
Cumshot
right,
work left!!!
(Yes, this is the anthem of the pikabushniki XD, sorry guys, this is Winrar :))
Mayakovsky V.V. - “Who are the whores”
Not those
whores
what bread
for the sake of
front
and behind
give us
fuck,
God forgive them!
And those whores -
lying
money
sucking,
eat
not giving -
whores
existing,
their mother!
Mayakovsky V.V. - “I’m lying on someone else’s wife”
Lie
to someone else's
wife,
ceiling
sticks
fuck you,
but we don't complain -
making communists
out of spite
bourgeois
Europe!
Let the dick
my
like a mast
puffs up!
I don't care,
who is under me -
minister's wife
or the cleaning lady!
Mayakovsky V.V. - “Hey, onanists”
Hey onanists,
shout "Hurray!" -
fucking machines
established,
at your service
any hole
right up to
to the keyhole
wells!!!
Lermontov M. Yu. - “To Tizenhausen”
Don't drive your eyes so languidly,
Don't twirl your round ass,
Voluptuousness and vice
Don't joke waywardly.
Don't go to someone else's bed
And don’t let me near yours,
Not jokingly, not really
Don't shake gentle hands.
Know, our lovely Chukhonian,
Youth doesn't shine for long!
Know: when the hand of God
Will break out over you
Everyone you are today
You look at your feet with prayer,
Sweet moisture of a kiss
They won't take away your sadness,
At least by the tip of the dick then
You would give your life.
Lermontov M. Yu. - “Oh, how sweet your goddess”
Impromptu
Oh how sweet your goddess is.
The Frenchman is trailing after her,
She has a face like a melon
But the ass is like a watermelon.
Goethe Johann - “What a Stork Can Do”
Found a place for a nest
Our stork!.. This bird is
Thunderstorm of frogs from the pond -
It nests in the belfry!
They chatter there all day long,
The people are literally groaning, -
But no one - neither old nor young -
He won't touch his nest!
You may ask why such an honor
Did the bird win? -
She's a bastard! - shit on the church!
A commendable habit!
Nekrasov N. A. - “Finally from Koenigsberg”
Finally from Konigsberg
I got closer to the country
Where they don't like Gutenberg
And they find a taste in shit.
I drank Russian infusion,
I heard "motherfucking"
And they went before me
Write Russian faces.
Pushkin A. S. - “Anne Wulf”
Alas! in vain to the proud maiden
I offered my love!
Neither our life nor our blood
Her soul will not be touched by the solid.
I'll just be full of tears,
Even if sadness breaks my heart.
She's pissed enough for a sliver,
But he won’t let you smell it either.
Pushkin A. S. - “I wanted to refresh my soul”
I wanted to refresh my soul,
Live a seasoned life
In sweet oblivion near friends
Of my past youth.
____
I was traveling to distant lands;
It was not noisy whores that I craved,
I was not looking for gold, not for honor,
In the dust among spears and swords.
Pushkin A. S. - “Once a violinist came to the castrato”
Once a violinist came to the castrato,
He was a poor man, and he was a rich man.
“Look,” said the foolish singer,
My diamonds, emeralds -
I sorted them out of boredom.
A! By the way, brother,” he continued, “
When you're bored
What are you doing, please tell me.”
The poor guy responded indifferently:
- I? I scratch my mude.
Pushkin A. S. - “The Cart of Life”
In the morning we get into the cart,
We're happy to break our heads
And, despising laziness and bliss,
We shout: let's go! Her mother!
_________________________
Be quiet, godfather; and you, like me, are sinners,
And you will offend everyone with words;
You see a straw in someone else's pussy,
And you don’t even see a log!
(“From the All-Night Vigil...”)
________________________
And finally.
“I live in Paris like a dandy,
I have up to a hundred women.
My dick is like a plot in a legend,
It goes from mouth to mouth.”
V.V. Mayakovsky
Loving a person who doesn't give a damn about me is my style, yeah...
There are many in the world good people, but I always talk to fucked people, it’s more interesting with them
And in a white dress and veil I walk to the altar with flowers and my father shouts after me Anton, fucking don’t disgrace your family!
Who said that hatred needs a justified reason? No such thing.
If a cat flies with its ass forward over the fence, it means it stole something from the table.
Even a billion hearts under your ava will not correct the shortcomings of nature on your ****
Briefly about myself - I have no brains and I fuck a lot
At home they say: “Leave your nerves at work!”, At work: “Leave your nerves at home!” Fuck, where should I leave my nerves?
I respect the ocean. He takes lives and he doesn't give a fuck.
They say that when you give a damn about a person, he begins to understand what he has lost. So let the fucker rule the world. Everyone will be happy.
A hedgehog came out of the fog, ran out of marijuana, suddenly found hemp, and entered the fog again!
And again I step into the bottomless heights, with a huge poster... “Everything is fucked up.”
Let's figure out where this infectious thing came from. The mystical origins of such a phenomenon as swearing go back to the pagan past. To protect themselves from the attacks of the demonic world, people pre-Christian era contacted him.
Where did the mats come from?
The spells that were addressed to pagan idols consisted of their names. And it was precisely during that period of time that the cult of fertility was widespread. Thus, most mats are associated with the genitals of a man and a woman. The Slavs were also familiar with swearing. For example, the swear word of a girl of easy virtue “b...” is found on Novgorod notes and birch bark documents of the 12th century. It just meant something completely different. The meaning of the word was the name of a demon with whom only sorcerers communicated. According to ancient beliefs, this demon punished sinners by sending them a disease, which is now called “uterine rabies.”
Another word, the verb "e...", has Slavic origin, and is translated as to curse.
The rest of the swear words are names pagan gods, or demonic names. When a person swears, he calls demons on himself, his family, his clan.
Thus, swearing is an appeal to demons, only it consists of spells and names of certain demons. The history of swearing shows this.
In other words, swearing is the language of communication with demons.
The effect of swearing on human health
Let’s just give 6 facts about the influence of swearing:
1. The effect of swearing on DNA
Human words can be represented in the form of electromagnetic vibrations, which directly affect the properties and structure of DNA molecules responsible for heredity. If a person uses every day swear words, a “negative program” begins to be developed in DNA molecules and they are significantly modified. Scientists say: a “dirty” word causes a mutagenic effect similar to radiation exposure.
Swear words have a negative effect on genetic code swearing, are written down in it, become a curse for the person himself and his heirs.
2. Swear words travel along different nerve endings than ordinary words.
There is an observation by doctors that people suffering from paralysis, with a complete lack of speech, express themselves exclusively in obscenities. Although at the same time he is unable to say either “Yes” or “No”. At first glance, the phenomenon, although very strange, says a lot. Why does a completely paralyzed person exclusively utter obscenities? Is it really of a different nature than ordinary words?
3. The influence of the mat on water. Scientific experiment.
Sprouting technology has long been used in biology and agriculture.
The water is treated by some means, and the wheat grains are treated with this water.
Three types of words were used:
Prayer "Our Father"
Household mat, which is used for speech communication
The mat is aggressive, with clearly expressed expression.
After a certain time, the number of sprouted grains and the length of the sprouts are checked.
On the second day
93% of the grains sprouted in the control batch
In a batch of grains processed by prayer - 96% of grains. And the longest sprouts, up to 1 cm.
In the batch treated with household mat - 58% grains
The expressive mat had such an effect that only 49% of the grains grew. The length of the sprouts is uneven and mold has appeared.
Scientists believe that the appearance of mold is the result of strong negative impact mat on the water.
After a while.
The influence of household swearing - only 40% of sprouted grains remained
The effect of the expressive mat - only 15% of sprouted grains remained.
Seedlings placed in mat-treated water indicate that this environment is not suitable for them.
Humans are 80% water. Draw your own conclusions, friends.
4. Swear words very often come out of people from whom demons are cast out.
This is recognized by all confessions: from Orthodox to Protestants.
For example, Orthodox priest, Father Sergius writes: “The so-called swearing is the language of communication with demonic forces. It is no coincidence that this phenomenon is called infernal vocabulary. Infernal means hellish, from the underworld.” It is very easy to be convinced that swearing is a demonic phenomenon. Go to Russian Orthodox church during the report. And take a close look at the person who is being chastised with prayer. He will moan, scream, struggle, growl, and the like. And the worst thing is that they swear a lot...
Thanks to science, it has been proven that because of swearing, not only a person’s morality suffers, but also his health!
Ivan Belyavsky is one of the first scientists to put forward this theory. He believes that every mat is an energy charge that negatively affects human health.
It has already been proven that swearing comes from the sacred names of the gods. The word "mate" means "strength". A destructive force that affects a person’s DNA and destroys him from the inside, especially women and children.
5. Swear words have a detrimental effect on women
Abuse of swear words is detrimental to a woman’s hormonal levels. Her voice becomes low, testosterone is in excess, fertility decreases, and the disease hirsutism appears...
6. The influence of swear words on a person in countries where there is no abuse against the reproductive organs.
Another very interesting fact. In countries where there is no swearing indicating the reproductive organ, cerebral palsy and Down syndromes have not been found. But in the CIS countries these diseases exist. Unfortunately…
How to get rid of the influence of swearing?
You were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord.
We have already proven the origin of swear words. Considered a scientific experiment. But the purpose of this series and the “Word of Encouragement” project is to encourage, to help overcome every vice that binds a person.
Here we will give a recipe for liberation from swear words, which is tested on personal experience. Just 5 simple steps.
Recognize
It is very important to recognize that swear words are a vice that has a destructive effect on a person. It is to admit, not to resist.
Repent
Warm repentance before God is very important.
He is the Lord, He knows everything. And He will help, but first just repent of the fact that this dirty language came out of your mouth.
Accept yourself as a new creation
If you have prayed the prayer of repentance, then you have become a new creation, a child of Almighty God. Before that, every person is a sinner, a product of the devil.
Many in the world say “Why reject swearing - it’s normal!” It's okay if you are a sinful person. And if you repented before God and asked for forgiveness of your sins, you have already become a new creation.
And you need to accept it
The Word of God says:
2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the ancient has passed away, now everything is new.
Start to think well of yourself, to think of yourself as God’s beloved child, as the one for whom the Lord gave His Son.
Trust God. You have become different inside.
Eph.5:8 You were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord: walk as children of light,
Believe that words are capsules filled with power.
That's essentially what this series is all about. What we say is what we have.
But you, if you have already cursed, need to accept it again. Your swearing produced one effect in your life.
Now you need your words to bring good.
Col.4:6 Let your word always be with grace
Eph 4:29 Let no corrupt talk come out of your mouth, but only that which is good for edification of the faith, so that it may bring grace to those who hear.
This means that every time you open your mouth, ask God for wisdom, so that your words will bring grace and benefit to those listening.
Dedicate your mouth, your tongue to God.
This is not just a resolution: “I’ll stop swearing since the New Year.”
It is a decision that your mouth belongs to the Lord, the Creator of heaven and earth. And with your lips you will only bless God and His creation.
James 3:9-10 With it we bless God the Father, and with it we curse men, created in the likeness of God. From the same lips comes blessing and curse: it should not be so, my brethren.
If you dedicate your mouth to God, it will not be easy. But even when you stumble, remember that the word of God says “it must not happen.” God does not give impossible tasks. If it is written in His Word, then it is real. And this means that it is possible to live in such a way as not to utter curses and swear words against loved ones.
Word of Encouragement
I want to end in a very good place.
Remember that you will give an account for every word. And if you say a lot of good things into the lives of your loved ones, bless your wife/husband, children, parents, employees - God will bring these words to judgment. And from these words you will be justified. So says the Word of God
Matthew 12:36-37 But I tell you that for every idle word that people speak, they will give an answer on the day of judgment: 37 For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.
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RUSSIAN MAT
Every person in Russia from the very beginning early childhood begins to hear words that he calls obscene, obscene, obscene. Even if a child grows up in a family where they do not use swear words, he still hears it on the street, becomes interested in the meaning of these words, and pretty soon his peers explain the swear words and expressions to him. In Russia, attempts have been made repeatedly to combat the use of obscene words and fines have been introduced for swearing in public places, but to no avail. There is an opinion that swearing flourishes in Russia due to low cultural level population, however, I can name many names of highly cultured people of the past and present, who belonged and belong to the most highly intelligent and cultural elite and at the same time - great swearers in everyday life and do not shy away from swearing in their works. I do not justify them and do not encourage everyone to use swear words. God forbid! I am categorically against swearing in public places, against the use of obscene words in works of art, and especially on television. However, swearing exists, lives and is not going to die, no matter how much we protest against its use. And there is no need to be hypocrites and close your eyes, we need to study this phenomenon both from the psychological side and from the point of view of linguistics.
I started collecting, studying and interpreting swear words as a student in the sixties. The defense of my Ph.D. thesis took place in such secrecy, as if it were about the latest nuclear research, and immediately after the defense, the dissertation was sent to special library depositories. Later, in the seventies, when I was preparing my doctoral dissertation, I needed to clarify some words, and I was unable to obtain my own dissertation from the Lenin Library without special permission from the authorities. This was the case quite recently, when, as in the famous joke, everyone pretended to know diamat, although no one knew it, but everyone knew mate, but pretended not to know it.
Currently, every second writer uses obscene words in his works, we hear swear words from the television screen, but still for several years not a single publishing house to which I offered to publish a scientific explanatory dictionary of swear words decided to publish it. And only shortened and adapted for wide range readers, the dictionary saw the light of day.
To illustrate the words in this dictionary, I widely used folklore: obscene jokes, ditties that have long lived among the people, were often used, but were published in last years, as well as quotes from the works of classics of Russian literature from Alexander Pushkin to Alexander Solzhenitsyn. Many quotes are taken from the poems of Sergei Yesenin, Alexander Galich, Alexander Tvardovsky, Vladimir Vysotsky and other poets. Of course, I couldn’t do without the works of Ivan Barkov, without “Russian cherished tales"A. I. Afanasyev, without folk obscene songs, poems and poems, without modern writers, such as Yuz Aleshkovsky and Eduard Limonov. A treasure trove for researchers of Russian swearing is the cycle of hooligan novels by Pyotr Aleshkin, which are almost entirely written in obscene words. I could illustrate this dictionary only with quotations from his works.
The dictionary is intended for a wide range of readers: for those who are interested in swear words, for literary editors, for translators from Russian, etc.
In this dictionary, I did not indicate in what environment the word functions: whether it refers to criminal slang, youth slang or the slang of sexual minorities, because the boundaries between them are quite fluid. There are no words that are used in one environment. I also indicated only the obscene meaning of the word, leaving other, ordinary meanings outside of it.
And one last thing. You are holding in your hands the explanatory dictionary “Russian swearing”! Remember that it contains only swearing, obscene, obscene words. You won't meet anyone else!
Professor Tatyana Akhmetova.
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From the author's bookRUSSIAN MAT Every person in Russia from early childhood begins to hear words that they call obscene, obscene, obscene. Even if a child grows up in a family where they do not use swear words, he still hears it on the street, becomes interested in the meaning of these words and
From the author's book From the author's book7.8. Russian character Once a writer from Russia came to New York and participated in one of the many programs on local television. Of course, the presenter asked him about the mysterious Russian soul and Russian character. The writer illustrated this as follows:
In medical practice, the following phenomenon is known: with paralysis, with complete loss of speech, when a person cannot pronounce either “yes” or “no,” he can, nevertheless, completely freely utter entire expressions consisting exclusively of obscenities. The phenomenon is very strange at first glance, but it says a lot.
It turns out that the so-called obscenity passes along completely different nerve chains than all other normal speech.
One often hears the version that swear words came into the Russian language during the Horde yoke from the Turkic-speaking peoples. But research conducted back in the twenties of the 20th century showed that these words did not exist either in the Tatar, Mongolian, or Turkic languages.
One of the professors came to the conclusion that the words that we call swear words come from pagan spells that are aimed at destroying human race, to bring sterility upon the nation. Not without reason, all these words are in one way or another connected with the reproductive organs of men and women.
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IN Old Russian manuscripts swearing is seen as a feature of demonic behavior. Since certain representatives evil spirits go back to the pagan gods, it is most likely that pagan spells can be seen in swearing. Among the Slavs, swearing acts as a curse. For example, one of the swear words starting with the letter “e,” which is of Slavic origin, is translated as “curse.”
Other swear words- these are the names of pagan gods, that is, demons. A person who utters such words automatically calls demons on himself, his children and his family. Since ancient times, swear words were the language of communication with demonic forces, and they remain so. It is no coincidence that in philology this phenomenon is called infernal vocabulary. "Infernal" means "hellish, from the underworld."
Swearing undoubtedly has the same pagan, occult roots, but its purpose was to curse the enemy. Swearing is an expression of aggression and threat. And if more deeply, then this curse that a person sends to the one whom he “covers” has the goal of hitting (cursing) the enemy to his very “heart” vitality: Motherhood, the life-giving masculine principle and everything connected with them are cursed. Such a curse is a sacrifice to Satan, and both the one being scolded and the one swearing are sacrificed.
Perhaps someone does not use “dirty” words. What about “damn”, “tree-stick”, and so on....?.. This is a surrogate for obscene expressions. When pronouncing them, people swear in the same way as those who do not choose expressions.
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In ancient Russian manuscripts, swearing is considered a feature of demonic behavior.
It has been proven that all swear words come from the sacred names of the gods, which had incredible power. Mat are words of power that carry terrifying destructive energy (it has a killing effect on a person at the DNA level, especially on children and women).
As a ritual language, swearing was used in Rus' right up to the middle of the last century - however, only in those regions where there was strong Christian-pagan dual faith (for example, in the Bryansk region).
They resorted to him to talk “without an interpreter” with goblins, brownies and deities “more cool” than these small spirits - even with the unknown god Beelzebub himself they spoke only in swear words... Neo-pagans still use swearing as a powerful magical weapon Satanists performing black masses.
Another interesting observation is connected with swear words. In those countries in whose national languages there are no curse words indicating the reproductive organs, Down's disease and cerebral palsy have not been detected, while in Russia these diseases exist.
God is truly disgusted when we, albeit unconsciously, still pronounce words-spells of demons! This is why in ancient Judea the warning against swearing was taken so seriously that even to this day swearing cannot be heard in Jewish families. A Russian proverb says: “From a rotten heart come rotten words.” When the human heart is corrupted, rotten, nasty words appear as signs of spiritual corruption.
The Apostle Paul warned
that the use of bad words destroys not only the immediate earthly life man, but also his eternal life, since a person is born not only for a temporary existence, but first of all for Eternity: “Those who speak evil will not inherit the Kingdom of God.”