Funny scenes about school have always been, are and, of course, will be popular, as they reflect the brightest possible events of wonderful school years. Therefore, there are many funny skits that show the brightest school events.
Scene “wonderful medicine”
The action takes place in a chemistry lesson. The props require a desk, two chairs and a teacher's table with chemical supplies. Characters: Petya, Sasha and Marya Ivanovna. Two boys are dressed in school uniforms, the teacher first appears in a black robe with a staff, then appears in her usual form.
- Sasha, did you do your homework? - Petya asks his neighbor at his desk.
- No, I played computer games all day and almost until the morning! - Sasha answers.
- I was doing the same thing, I really want to sleep! – Petya answered, yawning loudly. By the way, bet I get an A today?
How is that? – Sasha is indignant. “You haven’t prepared anything at all, just like me!”
- It's simple! – Petya answered with a smile. – I read on the Internet that if you mix pop, yellow soda, green soda, crow feather, cat’s whisker, tomato, green tea and a slice of chocolate, you get a wonderful potion, by drinking which you can manipulate people. I’ll drink it and tell Marya Ivanovna to give it an A, and she will! Do you want to try my medicine?
- Ha ha! Sasha laughed. - All this is nonsense!
- Well, if you don’t want to get an A, don’t drink! - Petya muttered.
- Okay, let's drink your dubious decoction, maybe something will work out! – Sasha agreed.
Petya drinks from the bottle with the “drug”, hands it to Sasha, who takes a sip.
- Ugh, what an abomination! – Sasha was indignant.
Drink-drink! A's don't come easy! – his desk neighbor grinned.
After drinking the decoction, the schoolchildren, who had not slept until the morning, lay down on their desks and closed their eyes for a second. Opening them, they saw Marya Ivanovna near the table in a long black cape with a staff.
- Marya Ivanovna! - Petya gasped. What is this strange outfit you have?
- Why is it strange? – Marya Ivanovna was surprised. – The most common outfit for the lord of darkness, very suitable for the ceremony of absorbing souls.
- What did you treat me with, you fool? – Alexander asked quietly and indignantly.
- It's probably by-effect... - Peter answered him in surprise and became thoughtful.
“Today I decided to absorb your souls.” – The teacher said, grinning. – It’s been a long time since I took souls from lazy people!
- I saw something like this in computer game! – Petya said in a whisper. “When the dark lord touches us with the tip of his staff, he can take our souls!”
- I play this game too! – Sasha supported. – In order to neutralize the dark lord, you need to move your hands in a circular motion and say Magic word"arakunada".
- So, let's do this while our souls are still with us! - Peter exclaimed.
The boys move their hands and shout the word “arakunada”.
“This won’t save you, dears, because my staff works at a distance!” – the teacher shouted and swung her staff.
The boys fall on their desks and close their eyes. Opening their eyes, they see Marya Ivanovna without her robe and staff.
- Sanya, the spell is working, her staff and robe fell off, let’s do it again! – Petya joyfully proclaimed.
The boys shout the word "arakunada" and continue to move their hands. The teacher looks at them in bewilderment.
- What does this mean? – she asks indignantly. – Is this what you’re telling me about sodium?
- Calm down, dark lord! - Sasha shouted. You won't get our souls!
- It’s not your souls that I need, but your homework! – Marya Ivanovna laughed. - What kind of concert is it, boys? I go in and they are sleeping. I woke up - they were shouting strange words and waving their hands. Are you OK?
“Yes, yes, Marya Ivanovna...” Sasha answered, stuttering.
- So it turns out we all dreamed? – asked his seatmate. Listen, maybe at least the potion worked after all, let's try to force her to give us a high five?
- Yah you! – Alexander said offendedly and smiled.
Sketch “strange first-grader”
The main characters: a group of high school students, a teacher and a first grader. The only props you will need are markers.
The teacher walks down the corridor and sees high school students laughing loudly at their little first-grader.
- What's the matter? – the teacher was indignant. – Why do you offend someone who is younger than you?
And we don’t offend! - answered one of the crowd. - Look how stupid he is! We offer him to take either three markers or one, and he takes only one, saying that it’s better this way! If you don't believe me, look at it for yourself!
A high school student takes three markers in one hand and only holds one in the other.
- What will you take for yourself? – he asks the boy, laughing. – One felt-tip pen or several.
“I’d rather take one from you.” – the boy answers quietly, takes the felt-tip pen and puts it in his backpack.
- You see! – the high school student convinces the teacher.
The teacher takes the little student aside.
- Boy, why don’t you take three markers at once? – the teacher quietly asks the question.
“If I take away three markers at once, they’ll think I’m smart and the game will end.” - The boy answers. So, I’d rather be stupid, but with twenty markers! - takes out twenty won felt-tip pens from his briefcase.
Scene “school romance”
Characters: teacher Nina Semyonovna and student Kolya. The props you need are a sheet of paper and a pen.
Kolya runs up to Nina Semyonovna.
- Nina Semyonovna! - Kolya shouts. – I want to make a romantic card with my own hands and give it to the girl, please help me, beautiful confession compose in love.
- Who are you going to give it to, Kolenka? – the teacher asks in a whisper. – Probably Tanya from the parallel class? I see that all the boys really like her.
- No, not her! - Kolenka answers.
- Why? – Nina Semyonovna is surprised. Really, you don't like her at all?
“I like it, very much...” Kolya sighs heavily. “But now all the boys are hitting her on the head with their briefcases and pulling her beautiful braids, so she will soon be bald and stupid.” Why do I need such a wife?
Scene “without being late”
Characters: student Masha and teacher Lidia Mikhailovna. Props - a beautiful gold or gilded chain.
The teacher is preparing to start the lesson; fashionista Masha enters the class.
- Mashenka, I want to praise you! – the teacher is delighted. - Are you in Lately You are very, very rarely late!
- Where should I go, Lydia Mikhailovna? – Mashenka answers, sighing heavily. My mom bought herself gold chain from the last fashion collection, and now the one who wakes up first puts it on! – Masha adds and shows the chain.
Characters: student Vovochka and teacher Natalya Nikolaevna. No props required.
The teacher checks the student's homework.
- Vovochka, I want to compliment you! – says Natalya Nikolaevna. – You performed very well in performing homework, you have excellent creative thinking!
- Thank you, Natalya Nikolaevna! - Vovochka thanks. Can I give you a compliment too?
- Well, of course you can! - Natalya Nikolaevna answers.
-Your nails are so long and beautiful! - Vovochka says, examining the hand. – You must be very comfortable climbing trees!
Scene "at the meeting"
Characters: the student’s mother, student Kostya and teacher Elena Petrovna. No props needed.
The teacher and mother scold Kostya.
- Kostya, remember, you promised to study well, and I promised to make you the head of the cultural sector? - asks the teacher.
- I remember, Elena Petrovna! - Kostya answers sadly.
- Do you remember, you promised me to study well, and I promised to buy you a bicycle? - asks mom.
“I remember, mommy...” Kostya says quietly.
- So why don’t you study for “A’s”? - asks both the teacher and mother.
- Well, if you don’t keep your promises, I don’t think it’s necessary to keep mine! – exclaims Kostya.
(After a short ringing, the door opens. A middle-aged woman stands, dressed modestly, in long skirt. In her hands are brochures and books. She quietly repeats the memorized text under her breath)
Woman: Hello, tell me, do you believe in God? If you are having difficulties in life, you don’t know who to turn to...
(At the same time, her head slowly rises. The woman screams and faints. A demon with horns and a trident in his hands is standing on the threshold. From the apartment comes loud music, a guy in an angel costume runs out)
Angel: Listen, of course, I understand everything, it’s Halloween, but let’s not open the door anymore, otherwise the third fainting spell in the evening is too much...
Please fill us up, but at a higher price, at least every day!
(There is a knock on the door, a man is standing on the threshold, an alcoholic opens it for him)
Neighbor: Listen, you're flooding us!
Alcoholic: (hiccupping) How long ago?
Neighbor: Of course, a long time ago.
Alcoholic: Why didn’t you come earlier?
Neighbor: Because before, high-quality whiskey flowed from my ceiling, but now only cheap port! Do something about it.
An experienced massage therapist doesn’t care who comes for treatments
There is a knock on the door and a healthy middle-aged man opens it. On the threshold, a woman in a tight dress with bright makeup sticks out her leg.
Woman: Well, dear, I’m coming to you.
Man: Of course, I understand that there would be a lot of work for me here, but you are unlikely to come to me.
Woman: What, am I really not suitable?
Man: No, what are you talking about, your brisket is really okay, legs and thighs too, although the sirloin part let us down, but that’s okay. The masseur doesn't care. His door is next door, you are mistaken.
Woman: Who are you then?
Man: I'm a butcher, madam.
If Stalin had the Internet in ancient times
(A guy with a laptop bursts into Stalin’s office and busily places it on the table)
Stalin: What is this?
Guy: Internet
Stalin: And what do I need it for?
Guy: What's that like? Everything is written about everyone here.
Stalin: Come on, tell me, when will the war end?
Guy: (entering a request) May 9 next year.
Stalin: Hmm, good date, spring, I should write it down. What about our nuclear development?
Guy: Wikipedia says that the development of the first atomic bomb will end only in 1949.
Stalin: Okay, we won't have to wait long. Well, is there anything about me there?
Guy: Of course there is, Comrade Stalin! It is written: Joseph Vissarionovich was a state leader until his death in 1953...
Stalin: Whaaaat? What kind of death? Shoot!
Guy: But why me? That's what it says on the Internet.
Stalin: Who's in charge?
Guy: But there is no main thing, everything is on its own.
Stalin: Security, exile him to the Urals, no computers or Internet!
(The guy is taken away)
Stalin: Look, what young people have gone. In itself they have everything. Now I’ll write to Lavrenty Pavlovich, let him shoot the hackers, stop the production of computers, and let him direct all his efforts to atomic development.
Stalin always keeps his word and is ready for decisive action
(Stalin sits at the table with his entourage, 6 people in total. He takes out a chess piece from his bosom)
Stalin: You all know that the situation in our country is not easy. Therefore, I decided to choose a successor from among you, in case of emergency. The one who takes this figurine will become him.
(She throws the chess set on the table, those close to her rush to her, except for one. After grunting and confusion, the winner stands up with the piece held high.)
Stalin: Ay, well done! Send everyone to exile in Siberia, and you will be their boss. Stalin always keeps his word. And you (points to the one who remained sitting in place) will be shot. For lack of initiative! Security, take everyone away!
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Read the classics and become a fatal seductress
(Modestly clothed woman, clearly educated and intelligent, turns to a consultant in a bookstore)
Woman: Please tell me, do you have anything...well...how can I say this...well, something on such topics, you know...very intimate and frank...advice in general?
Seller: Of course there is, here you go, “The Most best lessons sex: how to become a seductress."
Woman: I just have a daughter, she’s dating a boy. And they seem to be reading the classics, but don’t get me wrong, because I’m a mother, I’m worried.
Saleswoman: You would have said so right away, here you go!
(He takes out the volume “War and Peace.” The woman begins to leaf through the book, and among the pages we see packages of condoms. The woman looks at the saleswoman widely with open eyes, and she winks at her and nods)
What do young and old people buy in a bookstore?
(Scene in a bookstore. Cookery section)
Seller: Hello, how can I help you?
Buyer: Good afternoon. I'm looking for a book, it's called "About Tasty and Healthy Food."
Seller: You know, it is sold in two volumes. Which one do you need?
Buyer: Is there a fundamental difference?
Seller: Well, of course. The first volume is more often read by young people, it is called “About Tasty Food”, but the second volume is of interest to older people, it is called “On Healthy Food”.
Who will go to work and do things?
(Scene in a cell phone store. The salesman is showing the latest phone models to the customer)
Seller: Look, this model is very comfortable. This phone broadcasts everything you see directly to the Internet.
Buyer: What, and even from the bathroom?
Seller: Well, of course! Very cool, isn't it? But this model is suitable for those who really like to give likes. It has a keyboard that you can always carry with you, and a projector to see everything on any surface.
Buyer: Well, yes, and its price is appropriate, like a car...
Seller: Well, if this price doesn’t suit you, I can offer you a stunning model! There is everything, even a folding knife, a bill acceptor, a folding tent and a survival kit.
Buyer: How can I make calls from it?
Seller: Why would you call from him? This function was removed as unnecessary.
Buyer: No, this doesn’t suit me at all, goodbye.
Seller: No, wait! Most the best option for you from the popular pear company! This phone can do everything, it will even go to work for you!
Dad can do anything and more
(A young guy comes to the pharmacy where his father works)
Guy: Dad, hi, today the guys and I are going to the cottage.
Dad: Ha-ha, yes, yes, son, I understand, do you need anything with you?
Guy: Well, yes, you remember what happened last time... Come on, so that now there is enough for everyone, otherwise the girls will start squealing that they have been ruined all the fun, and the guys won’t like this situation either.
Dad: Olesya! Bring the best one from the warehouse big pack condoms. (The queue is warily watching what is happening.) And also bring a couple of bottles of iodine and brilliant green.
Guy: Do you think this is enough?
Dad: This time there will definitely be enough balloons for everyone, go blow them up and color them!
What kind of old ladies are there in queues these days?
(A scene in a pharmacy. There is a huge line, a wizened old woman comes up from behind, looks at all the people, tries to squeeze through, but they don’t let her in. Then she calmly takes out a mask-hat, puts it on, then a gun appears from her purse)
Old lady: Everyone on the floor, don’t move! This is a robbery!
(The line falls to the floor with a squeal, the old woman takes off her mask and confidently approaches the cash register)
Old lady: I’d like a couple of bottles of Corvalol, please, and two packs of Validol. Look what kind of people they are, you can’t survive without a gun!
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Burglars can also make mistakes and mix up apartments
(The room is dark, two robbers suddenly appear, lighting their way with flashlights, talking in a whisper)
First: It seems that everything is correct. The apartment is good, there is something to live for.
Second: Well, yes, gold, dishes, that chandelier... just like at my house. The owner is clearly wealthy.
First: Look, the plasma is huge! I've always wanted one like this!
Second: Give up this plasma, they cost pennies now, but they work every other time, I have the same one at home.
(He comes up, presses the buttons, nothing happens)
He's not working either. Let's look for the safe.
First: Already found it. The castle is complicated, I've never seen anything like it, we'll be fiddling around for a long time.
Second: Long... long... Give it here. (Confidently types the code, the safe opens)
First: Look how clever you are with him, have you met anyone like him before?
Second: (Sighs) Turn on the light, come on.
First: Why?
Second: This is my safe. Turn it on, I say.
The first robber turns on the light and spreads his hands.
How can you quickly get to your doctor?
(A wife and her husband make their way to the dentist’s office. The husband has a swollen cheek bandaged. He mumbles and whines listlessly)
Husband: Well, look at the queue here, we definitely won’t get in today, let’s go tomorrow.
Wife: Just wait, stop whining, now I’ll do everything.
Husband: Well, maybe it’s not necessary, I can be patient. It hurts less now, really, look.
Wife: I said that today means today. Wait.
(She pushes everyone away and breaks into the office, her voice can be heard from there)
Wife: What are you doing? Who taught you anyway? The instruments are completely dull, they are not disinfected, the assistant generally sleeps!
(Heart-rending female screams can be heard, the line to the office is slowly thinning, the husband sits white-faced, the wife leaves the office and addresses her husband in a hoarse voice)
Wife: Well, you see, I told you that you would see a doctor today. Come on, come in. I’ll rush to the otolaryngologist, otherwise I’ve lost my voice.
When can hypnosis be useful in family life?
Option one:
(A woman enters a psychologist's office)
Woman: Hello. Last week my husband and I had a hypnosis session with you, remember? You also convinced him that he is a dog. So, this is still going on, can you help us?
Psychologist: I understand, bring him here, let’s return him to the image of a person.
Woman: No, you know, overall I’m happy with everything. The house is quiet, he is affectionate, plays with me, kisses me all the time, doesn’t drink, doesn’t watch football, doesn’t even plan to go fishing.
Woman: Make him stop dragging fleas from the street!
Option two:
(A man enters a psychologist's office)
Man: Hello. Last week my wife and I attended a hypnosis session with you. You convinced her that she is a cat, and this continues to this day. Can you help us please?
Psychologist: I understand, bring your wife here, let's return her to a human image.
Man: No, you know, in general, everything suits me. No screaming, no hysterics, I can easily drink beer with friends, she even let me go fishing.
Psychologist: And what is the problem then?
Man: Make her stop licking herself! And these hairballs are just disgusting!
Sometimes it is difficult to distinguish the patient from the psychiatrist
(The patient comes to see a psychiatrist)
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality
Doctor: And who are they?
Patient: One is me, and the second is you.
Doctor: So, do both exist?
Patient: Well, of course!
Doctor: Well, you're probably sick. And what does the second personality tell you?
Patient: That I'm sick and that you don't exist.
Doctor: How can I not exist if this is me?
Patient: But according to your logic, one of us shouldn’t exist.
Doctor: Can you see me?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: And I see you. Yes, something is not well with me...
Patient: Then give me a certificate that I am healthy.
Doctor: Yes, of course. And come see me tomorrow. Both.
The perfect girl will become your best friend
(Scene in a therapist's office, a patient enters with a deflated rubber doll under his arm)
Patient: Hello, doctor, my girlfriend and I are having problems.
Doctor: Where is your girlfriend?
Patient: Well, there she is. Everything was wonderful before, but now she is somehow sad, drooping, and out of shape. I don't know what to do. First I was referred to a psychiatrist. But for some reason they tried to treat me, not her. But everything is fine with me. Help us please.
Doctor: But do you understand that your girlfriend is rubber? And I treat people, living people, you know?
Patient: Why is it worse?! Beautiful, well-groomed, modest and quiet. She agrees with everything, never gets on my nerves, puts on what I want, puts on makeup the way I like. She doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and has no friends. Doesn't change. Lets me drink beer and watch football.
(The doctor takes the doll, inflates it, returns it to the nervous patient)
Doll: Thank you. Honey, let's go to bed!
Patient: Thank you very much, I knew that you would help us!
Doctor: Eh, people are lucky. But I was a fool, I got married, and I remain a fool.
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4.9 (98.18%) 11 votesHumor has been and remains an integral part of human life. Moreover, he ranks far from last place. This is part of the culture of society, taking its origins into the distant past. The need for irony and a humorous and condescending view of some things appeared in tribal society. It was then that professional jesters appeared who knew how to find humor and mock contradictions surrounding reality. Moreover, only they were allowed to laugh at absurdities and incidents.
Humor as the most important component of relaxation
Everyone is allowed to joke these days. The ability to see the comic is especially important these days - to modern man It will be difficult if you do not perceive ridiculous and sometimes absurd circumstances with humor. Aside from its cultural value, this ability is widely accepted by society and even endorsed by modern medicine, after all. It’s safe to say that laughter prolongs life, and humor completely erases traces of stress, anxiety and fatigue from the face.
A skit as part of the holiday
Humor is an opportunity to turn even ordinary gatherings into a fun and useful pastime. This is especially true for a group of friends, which cannot be imagined without jokes, pranks and laughter. In this regard, a humorous skit acts as a means and tool in achieving the main goal of the company - to rest and relax. Staging can decorate any event and turn it into a celebration. They will be appropriate for corporate parties, anniversaries, New Year's meetings, graduations and weddings. The skit can be evaluative and satirical, ridiculing absurd things, or simply interpret some phenomena humorously. Any means are good for this - wordplay, exaggeration or understatement, parody, double meaning or friendly banter.
Rules for a humorous skit
It doesn’t matter at all whether the humorous scene follows the script or is played out impromptu. The essence itself is important - laughter, good mood and the relaxed state of the public. There are special techniques and rules for this:
- It is important not to overplay! Irony should not be directed at the personalities of those present. Especially if the skit is based on a fable, none of the participants should feel humiliated.
- Funny humorous scenes will only benefit if they use appropriate scenery, costumes and other little things. They are the ones who set the tone and mood!
- The more participants are involved in the skit, the more fun it will be.
- Cool humorous scenes should be dynamic, lively and emotional.
- Even if a humorous skit is planned according to a special program, it is still necessary to leave room for impromptu. The script should be flexible and ready for additions.
Scenes based on fairy tales
Of course, first of all for fun company We need sketches that are funny and cool. Humorous sketch scenarios are easy to write based on fairy tales. All adults are former children, which means you can safely use a popular fairy tale or fable, play out the introduction beautifully - and the production is ready. Such fairy tales as “Turnip”, “Kolobok”, “The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats”, “Teremok”, “Sleeping Beauty”, “Cinderella” and others are played out very interestingly. Much depends here on acting participants and the imagination of the audience. But hardly anyone will remain indifferent when, according to the fairy tale “Ivan Tsarevich and Gray wolf“Ivan and his beloved princess will saddle a horse and gallop off to ask for their parents’ blessing.
Pantomimes and shapeshifters
A humorous scene in the form of a pantomime and a reversal fairy tale will evoke no less emotions. There are no words in pantomime, but it is easy to show artistry, plasticity and emotionality. How many emotions will be evoked by a participant trying to portray himself as the sad brownie Kuzya. And in the changelings, the names alone are worth it - you still need to guess what fairy tale we are talking about:
- “Silver Fox and 2 Giants” - “Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs”;
- “Slender Mare” - “The Little Humpbacked Horse”;
- “The Green Slipper” - “Little Red Riding Hood”;
- “Crusk” - “Kolobok”;
- “Srat in tomato” - “Goldfish”;
- “Frying” - “Morozko”;
- “Rusty Lock” - “Golden Key”, etc.
Example for a scene
It would be welcome if the fairy tale was rewritten in new way. An example scenario for a humorous scene might look like this:
"Teremok"
Decoration in the form of a cardboard sheet with cut-out windows with shutters. Russians folk melodies and costumes:
- The presenter wears a belted shirt and a sign with the inscription “Sale” in his hands;
- Mouse - Mickey Mouse costume;
- Frog - bright green overalls and a bright umbrella;
- Hare - Stepashka's costume from " Good night, kids!”;
- Chanterelle - Serduchka's outfit;
- Wolf - gray suit and hat with earflaps;
- Bear - felt boots and a fur coat.
The presenter comes out first and tries to install the sign:
And if the house is empty in vain, who will pay taxes?
At this time the Mouse appears:
Oh, ownerless little mansion!
The host notices the guest, gets scared and disappears behind the stage. The mouse, not noticing the inscription, goes behind the decoration.
A frog appears and looks at the inscription:
I don’t know what “Salo” means, but I’m already interested!
He goes behind the decoration and appears in the window together with the mouse. Mouse:
How did you get here?
So the door was not locked!
Well, okay, since it wasn’t locked... stay alive.
Is this a women's dormitory?
Will you be our lodger?
The hare agrees.
Fox runs after:
And let me in as a lodger!
One is enough for us! - answers the Mouse.
What if as a cleaner?
I would have said so right away!
The fox comes in, and the hare is sent to fetch water. He approaches the well and accidentally falls into it. The wolf comes out and notices the hare's ears:
Looks like someone's in trouble... - sniffing - and I think he'll be good for lunch!
He gets the hare, he squeaks, and the wolf lets him go. The hare runs into the mansion, the wolf follows him. Shouts of “Catch the hooligan!” can be heard. When the noise subsides, a bear appears. Reads on the sign “And-by-the-ka”:
Oh, this is where they will help me! - knocks.
Mouse and a bear appear from the window shouting “Mouse!” hastily leaves.
Well, actually, I'm not alone here! - Mouse shouts after him.
Characters appear from behind the scenery as they appear, all in unison:
Now we will all live here and pay all contributions until retirement!
The above example can be easily adapted for any event, and most importantly, it can involve big number participants and give them the opportunity to imagine themselves.
School life is full of events - funny and sad, simple and complex, serious and not so serious - but always exciting. It is not for nothing that books and films “about school” are loved by all generations of former and current students. If you approach school situations with lightness and humor, you can have fun, and some problems, if you look at them from this angle, will be solved by themselves. To do this you just need to play! Scenes from school life You don’t even need to remember - these scenes are already collected in our collection. And not simple ones, you will find here the newest skit original from the author of “Kolobok in a New Way”, an opera skit that will amuse any group, as well as fairy tale scenes. Joint creativity makes people closer. Share your scripts with us.
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A comic New Year's skit - the opera "ABOUT THE HARE" - funny until you drop, for an adult group and senior classes at school
Everyone sings in the skit as best they can, the funnier the better. The main thing is to rehearse 2-3 times and you will be the highlight of the evening :-) You should first listen to the cartoon “The Bunny Went Out for a Walk.”
In the photo below is our 8th grade class, mid-80s... We once staged a musical skit about a hare. While we were rehearsing, we laughed so hard, we could barely contain ourselves from laughing during the performance. 🙂 We came up with folders for the surroundings; words are learned very easily.
Chorus:
Oh, meadow ant grass,
Oh, you dear hare side!
We are sure that it will be late or early
The bunny will go out for a walk in the clearing.
One two three four five…
One two three four five…
One two three four five…
One two three four five…
One-two-three-four, one-two-three-four,
One-two-three-four-five-a-at...
…Came out!!
Hare: (tenor)
I went out into the forest for a walk,
I'm scared, I'm scared,
My soul is full of foreboding...
My soul... My soul-ah...
...Full of foreboding. The soul is full...
Chorus: His premonitions did not deceive him!
Hunter: (bass)
So where are you? I need you.
You deigned to eat my carrots!
Chorus:
What a shame, what a shame!
Our hare is a thief, our hare is a thief!
What a shame, what a shame!
Our hare is a thief, our hare is a thief!
Hare:
Not true!
Chorus:
Is it true!
Hare:
Not true!
Chorus:
Is it true!
Hare:
...I didn't eat carrots!
Hunter:
To the barrier!
Hare:
To the barrier!
Chorus:
Now someone's blood will be shed,
Now it will spill...
It will spill...
One male voice from the choir:
It's pouring...
Hare:
Oh, will my sideways eyes really close forever?
And I won’t see you, my love!
My love!
My love, my carrots!
Forever yours, my dear-a-a-a-a-a-a...
Hunter:
Now. Now. Now. Now…
Bang! Pow!
Hare:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Hunter:
My little bunny is dying!
The choir sings vocalise and cries.
Hare:
They'll bring me home
I'll be alive...
Chorus:
And more than once
A bunny will come out
Take a walk!
And more than once
The bunny will come out for a walk!
Walk!
Walk!
Walk-walk-walk!
a curtain
The final, fifth parody (“opera”) ends with a bravura chorus “And the bunny will come out for a walk more than once!..”. In the script, this vocal number is not interrupted at this line, but has a continuation: “... the words cannot be heard, it is incomprehensible, it is incomprehensible - and I don’t care!” But the censorship forbade performing this line in the cartoon, considering it a lampoon of Soviet opera.
Kolobok in a new way - original from the author
(reprinting of material is permitted only using a backlink)
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman far away, in a camp,
They gnawed on bread and ate porridge. They were just sad.
They had no children, no grandchildren,
That is why sadness, melancholy, and ruin came to them.
And the woman and grandfather decided not to be sad, not to toil,
It’s better to go to the dining room with a cheerful song!
We walked together at a friendly pace, scraped together a little flour,
Oils, sugar and salt! These are such weirdos!
The woman thought of baking a pie from that composition,
But while I was fiddling with the dough, it turned out to be a bun!
That kolobok was cooled down,
put it on the window
They gave us a little rest.
But they forgot one thing:
After all, they read the fairy tale more than once,
But they didn’t believe that the fairy tale was a real story!
That little bun rolled!
I'm tired of lying down!
He leaned his elbows on the threshold and started running.
He sees the director of the camp dear on the way
He looks at the unsociable miracle with a surprised look!
Kolobok sang a song here, which finished off the director,
But he learned from his experience, the director praised him!
He didn’t kick him out of the camp, and didn’t want to eat him,
But I only wished him success and a lot of happiness.
Told him to stay out of sight of the other kids,
Otherwise he will have to find out as a tear rolls from his eyes.
The kids will make you have fun and jump,
They’ll teach you to dance and sing, and won’t let you sleep.
But our hero, a brave fellow, did not heed the advice,
And with joy and enthusiasm he quickly jumped to the children.
He was, of course, surprised at first by the children's exploits.
They tickled him and made him jump faster!
I had to invent games for them, and dance and sing songs,
They had no time to get him and torture him!
But the bun got used to them and learned to live with them,
And now grandma and grandpa don’t have to grieve either.
The director said with obvious admiration that he couldn’t be better!
You will be the main counselor here! After all, there is no one cooler here!
Since then, in that camp there has been a competition for the best counselor,
But it’s still hard to find a better kolobok!
“The Prince at the Gate” (sketch for school and holiday camp)
Prince: Knock Knock.
Servant: Who's there?
Prince: I'm the prince behind the gates.
Servant: We must report to the king. Your Majesty,
King: (He's a prince.) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: So give him the gate.
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant:
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King:
Queen: (She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: Give up the gate!
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant: I need to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen:(She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: Give up the gate!
Servant: Take the gate!
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant: I need to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen: (She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: But he doesn't need a gate.
Queen: What does he need?
King: He wants our daughter's hand.
Queen:
Princess: What?!
Queen: There's a prince outside the gates!
Princess: Well, give him the gate!
Queen: Give up the gate.
King: Give back the gate.
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant: I need to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen: (She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: But he doesn't need a gate.
Queen: What does he need?
King: He wants our daughter's hand.
Queen: I need to talk to the princess! Darling!
Princess: (She's a king, she's a servant) What?!
Queen: There's a prince outside the gates!
Princess: Well, give him the gate!
Queen: But he doesn't need a gate!
Princess: What does he need?!
Queen: He needs your hand!
Princess: NO!
Queen: No.
King: No.
Servant: No.
Prince: Absolutely not?
Servant: Absolutely not?
King: Absolutely not?
Queen: Absolutely not?
Princess: Exactly. NO.
Queen: Absolutely not.
King: Absolutely not.
Servant: Absolutely not.
Prince: Well, at least give me the gate!
Small scenes for 1 person will be useful for a birthday or anniversary. The guest or one of the relatives dresses up in a comic costume and performs alone. The 6 skits are designed to use minimal amount people in congratulations. If there are few guests, or many shy ones.
The scene is convenient for a single actor. The suit is a large dial with arrows made of cardboard, attached to the protruding stomach using an elastic band or ties. Suitable for congratulating women.
Watch: We are an ancient clock, we have come to celebrate the anniversary.
So that you can make a wish, it’s a pity you can’t turn back time.
I remember everything, your first cry, how they crawled, sucked the pacifier, and said the first word, and you stood with your feet on the floor.
Your first step, then others, like kindergarten, school you went to.
How you were friends and loved, how your legs carried you to work.
I remember everything, your every day and hour, all your good deeds and all your actions, believe me, I’m proud of you, I’m not ashamed of you, not for a single minute!
And I believe, you won’t let me down any further, I will watch for a long time how you will tinker with your grandchildren, water flowers in the garden, meet friends, love, bloom, dream!
As a reward, I will allow you to become younger again and turn the arrows back!
I invite you to set the clock and bloom again like a rose!
Everyone applauds.
Watch: Well, she’s so good, she’s 10 years younger, and she’s full of strength and vigor again, but it’s time for me to go. Please don’t accompany me, I’m leaving, it’s time to run...
2. Rejuvenating apple tree (scene for a woman)
1 person comes on stage. A woman in a green robe decorated with apples can be made from cardboard. One apple - a beautiful, real one, attach it by the stem to the dress more firmly in the chest area.
Apple tree: I came to you from a fairy tale and brought you apples. My fruits are not simple, but secret. Whoever dares to taste them will immediately become younger again!
I don’t mind fruits for you, eat some fruit, birthday girl!
Eat and rejuvenate, don’t choke on the sunflower seeds!
/The hero of the day picks an apple and takes a bite/
Yablonka: you lightened me, I carried a heavy load. And in ten years, I will come into the world again. I will rejuvenate you again, I will bring beauty to you!
The hero of the day is a sight for sore eyes, surprising all the guests!
3. Winnie the Pooh on a man’s anniversary (mini-congratulations with gifts)
Vinny's skit is designed for one participant. Let's congratulate the man.
Winnie the Pooh comes in with a basket of gifts.
Vinnie: If I'm scratching my head, it doesn't matter,
I always remember your birthday!
There's something in my basket...
Not kittens, not sawdust,
Or maybe stretchers, bridesmaids, bottles? ...
I will still give you gifts!
Vinnie:/looks at the table/ Oh, what a table! So many different yummy things! I wish I could feast on it.../looks up dreamily and strokes his tummy/ And then looks inquiringly at the host of the holiday.
The hero of the day offers Vinnie a treat.
Vinnie: Thank you for the invitation, I probably won’t refuse! But first, I will give gifts from me and my friends.
From me to you personally - honey! Took it away from the bees. I fell painfully and suffered, and I hit a lot of bumps. The bees bit me badly and promised to take revenge on me. I ran away from them, barely alive... Like a high-speed train!
/gives a jar of honey/
My friend Piglet
Brought the ball from the house.
I asked you to personally convey,
I won't upset my friend.
/hands over a balloon/
An owl sends greetings to you,
He gives you a cord for making a call!
/gives something long as a gift, for example, a phone charger, a belt, or a tie/
Winnie the Pooh: Now it's time for me to sit down, I can't wait to eat!
4. Comic scene: Pioneer at a man’s birthday
The scene is easy to do alone. A friend or girlfriend of the person being congratulated dresses up as a pioneer. He comes out to the guests, wearing a red tie, a white shirt, a cap, the pioneer picks his nose and says with a lisp:
Pioneer: I am a pioneer, I celebrated my anniversary, my team sent you a message.
I am very proud of the famous banner and on the festive day of the anniversary I swear:
“I’m ready for heroic deeds if he pleases me!”
- Whether in the water or in the heat, I’m not afraid of anything!
– You’re a cool kid, it’s your anniversary, long time ago!
– I dream of becoming like this when I grow up!
- I swear, our friendship is forever riveted!
- I will never spoil you, my friend!
Pioneer: I'll leave you far from us. Big and classy, share: TOILET!
/The gift can be different, but in rhyme, for example: stock, order, diamond, pineapple, mattress, compass, rug, double bass, etc./
Pioneer: I was a pionel, I plimel to the children, I wanted to run to the floor, I wanted to pee-pee...
/Runs away, mincing.../
5. Masha from the cartoon “Masha and the Bear”
One woman in a pink scarf and a bright dress congratulates the birthday girl on her anniversary, for example 55 years, with a sketch.
Mashenka: I came to your party, but without an invitation. I love sweets, sweets and jam so much. Yes, yes, will there be a cake? C'mon, my rose! I'll make a wish and blow out the candles! And give the tidbit to the child! Otherwise I’ll burst into tears and very, very loudly!
Why is it quiet here? Let's play! Let's jump, run, throw away the plates!
After all, this is for luck! Don't worry, just be kids and have fun!
/addresses the hero of the day/
I believe that at heart, you are still a girl, and you love gifts, perhaps you have a sweet tooth?
I also brought you something today, I’m tearing it from my heart, apparently it’s fate...
/takes out a gift from her purse - a mug with a picture of Mashenka, but with the face of a participant in the scene/
I’m giving a mug as a souvenir so that they will remember their girlfriend and invite them to visit and treat them deliciously!
Greetings to you from Mishka, from Bunny and from Wolf, they couldn’t come, let them take a break from the child there!
It’s beautiful here, I’ll probably stay. And I’ll live with you for 5 years, which isn’t long.
Well, now feed the baby! Give me all the delicious things!
/scene ends/
6. Congratulations to a man on his birthday from a foreigner - Zhdun
A man (man) in a Zhdun mask congratulates the hero of the day. Zhdun is a patient fantasy character originally from Holland.
Zhdun: I’m waiting to come to you for your anniversary,
I'm tired of waiting, looking for my queen.
See in the photo on Odnoklassniki -
And amazing! Oh my God, what a girl!
I am patient and phlegmatic
And very cute too!
A romantic and a poet at heart,
I'll tell you one secret:
I've been dreaming about a muse for a long time,
And finally find her!
Oh birthday girl, my light,
There is no more beautiful person in the world than you.
I'm flying from Holland to Russia,
To see you and die!
I saw that you are better in life,
Than in the picture!
My beautiful blonde!
Ask to accept my gifts:
These are these cute flowers.
I'll grow them in the garden myself,
To surprise your dream.
/hands flowers/
Well, now it's time to fly,
A plane is waiting for Holland...
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