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"Ecological KVN"
Presenter: Hello, Dear friends! We are starting our meeting of the Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful. Today we will witness battles between the Vobla and SOS teams. A respected jury (representation) will help us resolve disputes and evaluate competitions. So, the first round of our meeting! The gong sounds!
Competition "Cheers"
Presenter: I ask the team captains to come to the jury table for the draw. Captains choose tickets from No. 1 and No. 2.
Greetings from the SOS team
We are happy to compete with you
We use humor, laughter, and deeds.
We welcome you, friends!
You cannot live without humor and laughter!
The purpose of our meeting is a joke and communication,
Exchange of fun, glances, opinions.
We are happy to win and to lose.
Let's cross our eyes like swords in the game!
Greetings from the Vobla team
There are so many erudite people here,
There is no room for an apple to fall.
It will be difficult for us to win
Let's not lose face in the dirt.
Chorus: Now a lesson, now a change,
Tired of such peace
KVN - dear, beloved,
We are with you forever now!
We want to get into a fight
So they came to you in a crowd,
We speak a little out of place,
There's just no turning back.
Chorus. Now a lesson, now a change,
Tired of such peace
KVN - dear, beloved,
We are with you forever now!
Greetings from the jury of the "SOS" team
Black eyes, burning eyes,
O jury, O jury, O mighty one!
Have pity on us in this difficult hour,
We are performing only for the first time!
We are waiting for fair decisions,
Unity of views, thoughts, opinions,
Take a closer look at our faces,
We are cuter, smarter and more beautiful than everyone else!
Greetings from the jury of the Vobla team
We know that KVN is a game,
And it's time for us to play.
We will give her all our strength,
And get A's in your grades!
You judge - row, jury, jury,
But only in our favor,
You know, we believe in you,
As a chemist in ash two o.
You know, we should be on the team,
It's not easy to be on a team
We just want to be a little lucky...
Appeal to the fans of the Vobla team
For the fact that you came here and did not go somewhere.
We are glad to welcome you, comrades and friends,
Because there is no way for us to win without you!
Our team - 2 rub.
He asks you very much
You are all rooting for us, really rooting for us.
"SOS" team's message to fans
There are so many good girls
Gathered around here now,
But one thought worries me:
Will they support "SOS", my friend?
There will be no peace for us in the game,
And it is necessary strong spirit be.
The love of restless cheerleaders
It will help you survive and win!
(The jury sums up the results of the first round of the "Greetings" competition)
Presenter: We are starting the second competition “Decipher the team name.”
Team "Vobla"
We took Vobla literally,
And not in any dissent,
And we dedicate an Ode to this fish,
And for us, and for you, and for everyone’s sake.
Ode to Voble
Presenter: The floor is given to the "SOS" team
"SOS" command
"SOS" - short - save souls,
Nature has been screaming at everyone for a long time.
Close your eyes, plug your ears,
And it’s not destined to survive like that...
Let's sound the alarm together
Because everything is in the answer
How can we live in the new century?
(The jury evaluates the second competition).
Presenter: We are starting the third round of our “Warm-up” competition.
Conditions of the competition: each team has prepared three questions with their own answers and asks them in turn to each other. Thinking time 30 s.
The jury evaluates the speed, correctness and originality of the answers.
The "SOS" team asks their questions.
(The jury evaluates the "Warm-up" competition)
Presenter: The next round of our competition is called “Experimenter”. 2 people are invited from each team. Your task is to identify several substances by color and, with your eyes closed, by smell.
1 substance option 2 substance option
Acetic acid Ammonia
Gasoline Ethyl alcohol
Formalin Kerosene
Barium sulfate Silver chloride
Iron (III) hydroxide Copper (II) hydroxide
Presenter: Let’s move on to the most interesting and exciting round of our competition - “Homework”.
1st competition "What would this mean?"
Presenter: Each team was given the task in advance to draw a picture on an environmental theme. Now you will exchange your drawings and try to explain in 30 seconds what is drawn on them.
Explanation of the "SOS" command
Whales generally eat plankton
But this whale eats everything.
Oh, he is indiscriminate - a glutton,
And he threw out a lot of rubbish.
He exchanged all his dishes
To what's floating around.
Explanation of the Vobla command
If the air is polluted,
We will have nothing to breathe.
A man will put on a spacesuit,
This is a suit for the new century.
Presenter: And now the teams will act out environmental scenes.
Sketch by the "SOS" team: "Two Grandmothers"
Two grandmothers appear on stage: Avdotya Nikitichna - from the village, Marya Ivanovna - from the city.
Marya Ivanovna: Avdotya, hello, how are you? How is your health?
Avdotya Nikitichna: Oh! Oh! What kind of health can there be now? Sugar, they say, cannot be eaten, salt too, and meat is harmful. So I decided to become a vegetarian.
Marya Ivanovna: Who did you decide to become?
Avdotya Nikitichna: Whom, whom - a vegetarian!
Marya Ivanovna: Lord, I came up with some kind of cosmic name. I guess you mean vegetarian?
Avdotya Nikitichna: Well, yes. The one who eats all the vegetables. So I decided to live longer.
Marya Ivanovna: So what happens?
Avdotya Nikitichna: Instead of living longer, I almost died earlier.
Marya Ivanovna: How so?
Avdotya Nikitichna: Yes, vegetables are now processed with some kind of nitrators.
Marya Ivanovna: Ha, ha, ha! You've got it all mixed up again! They are called nitrates, and plants are fed with them.
Avdotya Nikitichna: Yes, now they even eat ozone. They had already eaten so much of it that even some holes began to appear in the sky.
Marya Ivanovna: Oh, don’t tell me, my granddaughter said that her fiance recently flew into some kind of chimney! Maybe into this hole, huh? So he sings a pitiful song about this, like romances used to be sung. Let's listen to her.
And in the end I will tell:
My darling flew away in vain,
I want to fly, I'm going crazy
Into the ozone hole, into space.
Maybe I'll find him there,
Or maybe I'll meet an astronaut,
I will walk along the Milky Way,
I'll marry an Argonaut.
And in the end I will tell:
I'm running into the ozone hole
I am in dreams every day.
Perhaps, having flown into a hole,
I will achieve happiness for a moment!
And in the end I will tell …
Presenter: The Vobla team will perform an environmental skit.
Sketch by the "Vobla" team: The tale of "Turnip".
Materials used from Khoteevskaya secondary school
Coordinator: Zakhartsova M.A.
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Be ready this evening
Forget about doctors!
You are only pain for us, spectator,
For the rest - be healthy!
Greetings to opponents
We wish you, we wish you...
May the best prize go to us!
And, competing with you,
We will remain friends.
Let the fight rage on
And our friendship goes along with it.
We wish you to take a prize place,
But not the first, but the second!
We just want to wish
You need to show off your best self.
We came to you to win,
We want to be the best!
You, rival, don’t look askance,
You, rival, smile!
It is known that someone will win,
Well, the weakest will fly.
Even though you are a bigger rival than us,
But try, get around!
If only we lose -
It's better not to go into the forest.
We are a fun team
We don't know how to be bored
You can compete with us
You risk losing!
Rivals don't need
Not a bar of chocolate
And they need victory
Everyone loves to win.
Greetings from the jury
If I were a sultan,
I would have the power
And to your team
I wouldn't let it go to waste.
But I'm not a sultan
And I ask the jury:
You are my team
Help me dear.
Why are you so indifferent to us?
And why don't you add a point?
We are not beautiful, maybe on the outside,
But we are not afraid of the tenth wave.
Just wait, don't rush.
Just wait, don't rush.
Wait, don't rush
Give an answer.
It's a pity that in the world of everything
Only five points in total
Only five points in total
No more.
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We returned home offended. Dim lights glimmered here and there in the city. No locomotive whistles could be heard from the direction of the station; it was especially dark and quiet there. We imagined how very close to the station, ten to eleven miles from the city, beyond Lake Smolino, in the villages of Smolina and Sineglazova, the troops of General Dutov lay down. Will they really be allowed into the city? And if the Red Guard enters the battle, are we really not old enough to fight along with everyone?
Of course, we did not know and could not know that during these difficult days the chairman of the city council, Evdokim Lukyanovich Vasenko (he had recently returned from Petrograd, from the Second Congress of Soviets) convened in Chelyabinsk an illegal meeting of representatives of the city councils of neighboring cities - Ufa, Samara, Syzran and Yekaterinburg. At this meeting, it was decided to provide assistance to Chelyabinsk.
And at the end of November 1917, the City Council building was brightly lit again...
And again Seryozha Silin and I are sitting in the gallery. Through the gray clouds of shag smoke floating in the air auditorium, we see next to the deputies of the city council, Red Guards from Samara and Syzran who arrived to help the pavement, with rifles in their hands.
On the stage there are the same decorations - Ukrainian mud huts, huge sunflowers. Vasenko, overgrown with reddish stubble, rings the chairman's bell. It’s cold in the hall, he’s wearing a coat, his cap lies next to him, and his big forehead seems to glow above auditorium. Finally the hall quiets down, and Vasenko says in his quiet voice:
- The commander of the combined Samara-Syzran detachment, Comrade Blucher, has the floor! - Unusual solemnity can be heard in his words.
A tall man comes forward; his face seems pale, but the expression is such that you will not forget it all your life. He has a military bearing, an exemplary military bearing; he, if my memory serves me right, is wearing a leather uniform. Blucher greets the proletariat of Chelyabinsk on behalf of the Samara and Syzran Soviets. He says that he came to us in order to drive out the counter-revolutionaries-Dutovites. Blucher speaks briefly and fluently, he is applauded loudly and heartily.
Vasenko immediately made a response. He thanked for the timely help and said with a sarcastic laugh that Dutov, who, if you listen to him, came to restore democracy in Chelyabinsk, immediately grossly disrupted the work of our city council.
- And our Soviets are the most democratic institutions in the world! The White Ataman did not calculate that Soviet power is already a fact that cannot be ignored. And so the Councils of neighboring cities came to our aid! - Vasenko finished his speech.
Yes, it is impossible to ignore the Soviet regime. And Blucher’s detachment, with the support of the Red Guards of Chelyabinsk and other cities, with the help of the Cossack poor, united under the command of the Kashirin brothers, drives the Dutovites into the depths of the Ural steppes.
In Chelyabinsk, the lights on the streets are turned on again, the power of the Soviets is restored. It turns out that they really got along without Milya and me for now...
I sit down at my desk again. But the need to accept live participation in the revolution it is expressed in the fact that we, the students, create our own union. We are going to the City Council again. This time we are received not by Solomon Elkin, angry and ruffled, but by Evdokim Lukyanovich Vasenko himself. He clearly has no time, but he listens to us carefully.
“Well,” he says. he is the basis Soviet power is an organization. It's time for you to get organized. We have people's commissar enlightenment. Your Mr. Director refused to obey him, so we will establish contact directly with you.
- How to find him?
Somewhere under Vasepko’s mustache there is a smile.
- He didn’t open an office for himself, and he’s probably walking around now primary schools. He will find you himself...
Indeed, the People's Commissar has enlightened us, and very soon at that. After lessons we are called to the teachers' room. A tall man in wrinkled trousers and galoshes that leave wet waffle marks on the carpet in the staff room stands up to meet us.
“Pokrovsky,” he recommends. It seems that Pokrovsky is a student, he is not much older than us, but just like Vasenko, he listens to us very seriously.
MSOSH/17
Event dedicated to Sailor's Day
KVN
Team: “White cap”
Team: “Yoongs – sailor collars”.
Classroom teacher:
Bogdanova L.S.
2009
Event plan:
Participants:presenter, presenter, two teams of participants, jury, fans.
Preliminary preparation: Costumes for participants have a nautical theme. Team “White Peakless Cap” – peakless caps; Yoongi's team are sailor collars. The presenters are wearing naval caps.
Room decoration: exhibition of reproductions of paintings by I.K. Aivazovsky, drawings, paintings with a marine theme, geographic map, compass.
Event stages:
1. Word from the presenters
2. Greeting the teams
3.1 Tour - Warm-up
Round 2 – By eye
Round 3 - Maritime Language Experts
Tour 4 – “Sea Cuisine”
Round 5 – Captain's
Round 6 – Musical “Continue the song”
Round 7 - Remember the proverb
Round 8 – “Man Overboard”
Round 9 – “Emergency”
Round 10 – “Thread and Needle”
Round 11 - Summing up, awarding teams
The gong sounds. The presenter and presenter appear.
Presenter : The bells have rung, and now we are starting our maritime competition “For a large ship, a great voyage.”
Leading: Wait, wait, what kind of bottles are these?
Presenter: Eh, you’re planning to become a sailor, but you don’t know that flasks in the navy are...
Leading: Just a minute, maybe we shouldn't get ahead of things. Today two teams of future sailors will gather in our wardroom, so let them give us an explanation sea words. By the way, they are already ready for the meeting and are just waiting for the signal to start it.
Presenter: So I said, the bells have rung, it’s time, we invite the participants of the competition.
Leading: Wait a minute, it seems to me that you and I can also help create a maritime atmosphere at the meeting.
Presenter : I agree. But how do we do this?
Leading : I will take over the duties of the head of the meeting, and you will become my assistant, that is, the boatswain.
Presenter: Agree!
Leading: Boatswain!
Presenter : There is a boatswain!
Leading : Give a signal in form number one! All hands on deck!
Presenter : Let's all whistle upstairs!
Leading: Emergency!
Presenter: There is an emergency! I ask the crews to come onto our deck!
The song by A.S. is playing. Zatsepin “You hear the sea.” Teams take the stage
Leading: Our teams have names. The first is called “White Peakless Cap” - its captain is Yana; The second team is called “Yungi” and its captain is Andrey.
Presenter: Each team prepared a greeting with which we will begin our competition.
Greetings from the "Yoongi" team
Our motto:
We are strong for each other, this is our maritime custom
Sing:
A lot of good words
There is about the Russian land,
And there are a lot of good people
Believe us, they are countless
And now, at this minute,
We say with a smile:
There's no one in the world
Better than you, my jury!
Serious, funny,
Always ready to judge
Jury, we’ll sing about you now,
Well, support us together!
Greeting the opponents:
And to the rivals now
We will send greetings from us
Hey rival dear, don't sulk
We'll win anyway, don't worry
We haven't been in these kinds of troubles,
But everywhere and everywhere they won.
Greetings from fans:
To you, the fan, we say:
If you clap for us,
Then we will win the game.
Support us with courage,
After all, without you it’s so difficult for us,
But, and the winning prize,
We'll split it in half.
Hey fan! Don't spare your hands!
You can whistle like a Kursk nightingale.
You can stomp, whistle, clap
support us more!
Greetings from the “White Peakless Cap” team:
Our motto
One, two
Together in step
Three four
Firmer step
Who marches in the ranks so unitedly?
Squad of young sailors!
Is the river close?
The river is here!
Are there many boats?
There is a boat!
Who's on the team?
We are sailors!
Well, let's go!
Give up the ends.
Raise the sail higher
Sing our song!
Sing:
White cap
Striped collar.
We are brave girls
They asked directly.
Since what year is the guy
From which ship?
And on what seas
Have you been a sailor?
Greetings from the jury:
Here's a little about the jury:
Look carefully
what is the team doing here?
so as not to talk later,
that you missed something,
so that we repeat for the encore.
Greetings from fans:
And we also want to say
That we can't play
Without family fans
We rely on them.
Hey, fan, don't fall asleep, fan!
And support the team in the game!
Clap, stomp, laugh more merrily,
Just laugh really loud!
Greeting the opponents:
We wish you success,
and boisterous laughter
in life all sorts of victories,
and goodness for many years.
Captain:
I am called a captain, and I am not afraid of obstacles!
I will lead the team to the goal and prove myself in action!
But the game is a game.
The song should sound in it.
If so, let's sing this one,
Let it sound like a duet.
The captains sing:
Captain, captain, smile.
After all, today is not an ordinary game.
It's time to play KVN.
Leading: Great! Raise the campaign pennant on the mainmast!
Presenter: Eat! Crews! Listen to my command! Be equal! Comrade captain, the crews are ready to sail!
Leading: Good! Just let's introduce those who will determine the winners of the competition. This is our jury, our today's admirals (Introducing the jury members)
Presenter: Let's continue our game. First round – Warm-up . Questions for the team "White cap":
1. Who is the founder of the Russian Fleet? (Peter 1).
2. What is ship duty called?(Watch).
3. Who are midshipmen? (Previously, this was what students of maritime schools were called).
4. What is the name of a sailor's headdress? (Capless cap)
5. What is the most important instrument on the ship? (Compass)
Questions for the “Yungi” team:
1. What is the name of the Russian Navy? (Andreevsky).
2. Which ship is called the “grandfather of the Russian Fleet”?(Botik).
3. What is the name of the painting that depicts the sea? (Marina).
4.What is the name of the staircase on a ship? (Ladder)
5. Name the most popular clothing among sailors. (Vest).
Word from the jury:
Presenter: Now let's move on to more difficult tasks. What kind of sailor is he if he doesn't have the right eye? After all, at sea you often have to determine all the distances to visible objects “by eye.” First, the task is not difficult: Determine by eye the length of the laces that we have provided for you. (Hands out laces to players)
Leading: And the second task is to determine the length and width of our hall. Whoever gives the smallest discrepancy between the answers and the actual sizes wins.
Presenter: In the meantime, the teams are thinking, we will watch a performance of a sea dance. ( The dance "Apple" is performed.
Leading: I want to say that the sea dance was repeatedly heard from the stage Bolshoi Theater in Moscow.
Presenter: Probably when some congresses of sailors were held there, right?
Leading: Not at all. Just the famous Russian composer Gliere put the melody “Apple” in his ballet “Red Flower”.
Presenter: And now we are listening to the answers to the question. About the length of the laces and our hall.
The jury's word.
Leading: The next competition is for knowledge of the maritime language. After all, sailors are used to explaining themselves in their own terms. So not one sailor will say the word “Compass”. He will definitely say “Compass”.
Presenter: By the way, I’m waiting for the decoding of the words “The bottles are breaking.”
Leading: You will learn about this and much more from the answers of our participants.
1. “The bells are striking” (the sound of a ship’s bell indicating time)
2. “Go drifting” (Stop in place)
3. “Cabin” (Room on the ship)
4. “Porthole” (Window on a ship)
5. “Avral” (Big common task or big cleaning)
6. “Galley” (Seafood)
7. “Cook” (Cook on a ship)
The jury's word
Presenter: The next competition is called “Sea Cuisine”
Each team has a participant who puts on aprons and white caps. And they must peel the potatoes so that the peel forms a continuous ribbon.
The jury's word
Music from the film "Children of Captain Grand" is playing
Leading: The next competition is the Captains Competition.
Captains, please come to the captain's bridge! Shake hands.
The presenter asks questions to the captains.
1. How many oceans are there on Earth? (5)
2. How many continents are there on Earth? (6)
3. What is a torpedo? (Naval military projectile)
4. Which writer wrote a book about a ship with scarlet sails (A. Green).
1. Distance on land is measured in km, but how is distance measured at sea? ? (mile)
2. Which writer created a book about a black child named Maksimka, rescued by Russian sailors? (K. Stanyukovich)
3.Who is the last and first to leave the ship during a shipwreck? (Captain, rats)
4.What is the name of the steering wheel on a ship? (helm)
The jury's word
Leading: What is the name of the room in which the sailors live? (Kubrick) and since the voyages are long, the sailors often rest and sing songs. Therefore, the next musical competition is “Continue the song.”
1. The sea, the sea, the bottomless world...
Foamy rustle, coastal waves
they rise above you like mountains - 2 times.
our youth's hope.
2. The sea spreads wide...
and the waves rage in the distance.
Comrade, we are going far
3. Across the blue sea, to the green land...
I'm sailing on white
on your ship
on a white ship
4. I drink to the bottom...
For those who are at sea
For those whom the wave loves,
For those who are lucky
5. You are a sailor, I am a sailor...
You are a fisherman, I am a fisherman,
You're on land, I'm at sea,
We will never meet
6. Captain, captain, smile...
After all, a smile is the flag of a ship.
Captain, captain, pull yourself up
Only the brave conquer the seas.
The jury's word.
Presenter: Next competition « Let us remember the proverb:
1. He who serves honestly receives glory... (friends)
2. Fight is a sacred thing, go to the enemy... (boldly)
3. The bullet is afraid of the brave, the bayonet is afraid of the brave...( doesn't take it)
4. Russian soldier doesn’t know... (obstacles)
5. A skilled fighter, everywhere... (Well done)
6. The brave one wins, the coward... (dies)
1. Take care of the soldier’s honor... (holy)
2. The courage of the city... (beret)
3. He who is brave and steadfast has ten... (costs)
4. Motherland - know how to do it for her... (stand)
5. In battle you need ingenuity, courage, and... (hardening)
6. A bad soldier is one who does not dream of becoming... (general)
The jury's word
Leading:Next competition “Man Overboard”
Task No. 1. WITHusing a lifebuoy to save a person, but to lift him onto the deck, you need to weave a rope.
Task No. 2“Ambulance” - bandage the victim’s arms, legs, chest
Presenter: I have a question for you, who keeps order on the ship? (Boatswain), and who gets the most?(Yungam)
Therefore, the next competition is “Emergency”
Task: Objects are scattered on the floor; you need to collect them with your eyes closed.
The jury's word
Leading:
and our last competition is called “Thread - Needle”. One participant per team is invited.
Task: Who can thread the needle faster, tie a knot and sew a button to the piece of cloth.
The jury's word.
Summing up the results of the competition. Team awards .
Plan:
1. introduction of participants
2. Jury presentation
3. greeting teams
4. announcement of tours:
1 Round Warm-up
2 Roundmathematical - count it!
3 Roundliterary - find out!
4 Roundmusical - sing it!
5 Round physical pause
6TourWhat's in your name?
7 RoundCaptains' competition - troubles from a barrel
8Tour theatrical
9 Round jumble
10th roundhomework
11th roundcompliment each other
Progress of the event.
Leading: Dear Guys! Today our meeting is dedicated to a wonderful holiday - Mother's Day. And it will take place in the form of KVN, but not an ordinary KVN. Today a team of students and a team of parents are meeting. Teams to the stage.
The song “We are starting KVN” is performed
Leading: So, the start has been given, KVN has begun, and what is KVN without a greeting.
Greetings from the Salazhata children's team
Together:
We decided to play KVN today,
They say you have a strong opponent here.
But since we agreed to this,
So, let us introduce ourselves now.
Everyone on our team is smart and dexterous,
It’s not for nothing that people say about us:
Never before in so many years at school
I didn't study in such a very noisy class.
Let us "salazhat"
Together we are strong
Let us "salazhat"
But this is us!
Let us be “salazata”!
You have faith in us.
Let us be “salazata”!
But we are the best class!
Competitions, competitions, games are great entertainment for children and adults. Team games bring people together and give them the opportunity to show their best qualities, show leadership! Sport competitions- this is passion and the will to win! Evaluates the performance results of the jury participants. Usually these are respected people who understand the topic of the competition. It’s such a custom to greet the jury and competitors. It can be comic or serious, in poetry or prose. There are no restrictions here, a complete flight of fantasy.
We are the best!
How exciting it is to participate in competitions, KVN, and sports tournaments. But if you tried it once, you will no longer be able to stay away and not take part. Constant training and rehearsals are tiring, but the taste of victory overcomes all these little things and fatigue! Prepare an enchanting greeting to the jury to immediately make yourself known in a bright and unusual way! Let your opponents tremble with fear from the very first minute of the event!
Sport
Athletes are serious and reserved people. But if it is necessary to present a greeting to the jury, they liberate themselves and show all their artistry.
Jury, we salute you!
You are all here - top class!
Judge strictly, fairly,
And we will play beautifully!
After all, our team is the wind,
We are fast, lightning fast,
Not children at all!
You enjoy our game,
Our commander is a hero!
Rivals, don’t be too afraid,
Drink some tea and calm down!
We'll have to accept fate
Go home without the cup!
Let's start warming up
To at its best show yourself!
The jury's sports greeting can also be sung by the support group. This is a group of pretty girls who dance to rhythmic music, perform simple routines and shout out chants and team mottos. They may sing the jury will like this turn of events.
Our team is strength
How cute is that?
What exactly are you - members of the jury,
We greet you with all our hearts!
Our guys are very strong
They will definitely win!
We wish them the highest score,
And a flurry of applause for you!
Let's be honest with the public -
Our guys are the best!
Everyone will like this greeting to the jury in verse. It sounds fun and easy, no complicated phrases or words!
A minute of humor
KVN - this game has won the hearts of the people of our country. People of all ages watch this hilarious show and get the best out of it. Tradition of having fun Mind games in schools and universities originated many years ago. The children take part in the games with pleasure and are proud of it. For many, school KVN opened the way to adulthood; humor became a profession, not a hobby.
The jury sits in the front row, the guys are worried backstage, and the audience is exhausted with anticipation. good humor. This atmosphere fills the entire building, the heart of everyone present, and leaves pleasant memories. The first competition is greeting. Teams must get to know the jury, opponents and fans in all their glory. The jury's greeting at KVN is the teams. During this speech, opinions and first impressions will be formed.
Court
KVN takes place according to a standard scheme, be it a school, college or kindergarten. The presenter introduces the jury members and the team. Then, one by one, the teams are called to the stage and greet the jury.
Hello, wonderful jury,
Today we are speaking to you!
We can be judged
But just be careful
We are worried in our souls,
It's all so complicated!
Wait for results, suffer,
Let's laugh better!
Dear ones, we will make you laugh,
We'll deprive the whole hall!
Listen, look,
After all, we are like a rare big diamond!
Can you turn our ratings up a little?
Then we’ll chip off a little bit of the diamond!
The last phrase is said in a whisper and with a sly accent by one team member, as if trying to bribe the judges! It will turn out very funny, such a greeting from the jury will go off with a bang!
School years
Schools often hold all kinds of competitions, contests, and games. Be sure to participate in such events. After all, it’s fun, and there’s no shame in showing your talent! Borrow top places, win cups and certificates, in old age you will have something to brag about to your grandchildren. developed from the very early childhood. Let the children be sociable and sociable. Help your children to relax and show leadership qualities. In any competition required condition- greetings to the jury and competitors. Express yourself with humor and dignity!
Winners
The team name should speak for itself. Therefore, think through all your options in advance. Let it instill fear in your opponents and confidence in the team itself. A capacious, sonorous word that is remembered the first time is the key good name teams! Prepare several mottos that rhyme with the name. Let the fans make posters and learn slogans. After all, support is very important and needed! Players will strive to win at any cost, so as not to let their support group down. Instill in the guys that they are the best! And thoughts, as has long been proven, materialize!
We wish you rivals,
The main prize should go to us!
Don't be offended, don't be shy
You are located in the hall.
You can sit quietly as spectators,
Look at our talents with a smile!
Jury, we respect you,
And we just love top scores!
Don't judge strictly
Give us a wink!
We are cheerful, not evil,
Be like that today!
Only forward!
After watching the teams' greetings, the jury immediately identifies their favorites. To win this title, you need to give your best in the greeting. Invite the kids to sing it to a rap rhythm. Let them put on appropriate outfits and learn simple moves! Waving their arms, clear diction and artistry will lead them to victory.
Welcome to the jury,
And hi to the participants!
Today the rivals came in vain,
No matter how you leave with nothing!
We wish you good luck,
But in the end we will prevent you from winning!
After all, we are smart and strong,
Cute and stylish.
You will be blown away by our talents!
It's like taking a swim in a mountain waterfall!
Our team is strong
Our friendship is strong
Faith in victory is very important to us!
We really need your support!
This is a universal greeting; it is suitable for any competition, game or competition.
We are a fun team
We don't know how to be bored
Aren't you afraid to perform?
After all, you can lose!
Hello dear jury.
We are very glad to see you!
You will definitely like us
Give us a high five immediately!
Smile, relax,
You won't get bored with us,
Forget about everything.
Let's smash our opponents to smithereens!
If your children are planning a competition at school, be sure to help the team prepare. After all, the hand of an organizer is simply necessary. Rehearse with your children regularly, be tough if they don’t want to practice as much as necessary. After all, the road to victory is never easy. Let them understand this from an early age, and it will be easier for them to go through life!
Funny greeting for the KVN teamHello, dear viewers! And we will start our performance with the miniature “Nikolai Valuev in a minibus”!
Valuev is sitting (V), grandfather is standing next to him (D)
B: -Hey, grandfather, sit down! pats him on the shoulder, the grandfather falls from the blow
Q: -Grandfather, what are you doing???
D: -It’s okay, grandson, I’ll lie down!
We continue our performance with the miniature “Athlete Warming Up”!
It turns out that the athlete is warming up (twisting his head with his hands), as a result of which he breaks his neck.
As everyone knows: the grave will fix the camel, and we have a miniature " Happy ticket».
Two people on stage. One military man (B).
Q: - New recruit Ivanov! You are no good! Here's your white ticket.
N: -Ha...ha...happy...
(and eats the ticket)
Incredible: a mosquito with a runny nose died of hunger! And we have a case from the lives of two people.
On stage there is a girl (D) and a guy (P)
P: -Okay, Ol, I’ll go...
D: -Where?
P: -How to where?! Wallpaper!
D: - Do you know that wallpaper should be glued without bubbles?
P: -I know! Yesterday they took two bubbles and didn’t glue anything at all...
Miniature “Commentator”!
K: -Good evening, gentlemen! So, we are present at the Brazil-Georgia match. And so the Georgian national team player runs up the flank, makes a cross... sits under the canopy and starts selling tangerines!
The phone man was cut off for non-payment! Attention, now you will see a grandiose production of the miniature “Robbery”!
Two people run out wearing black tights on their heads (one tights for two)
- Looks like they've come off!!!
- Look how much we stole! Yes, there is enough for us, and our children, and our grandchildren!!! We are happy!!!
KVN greeting script for five people
The melody of the song "Black Cat" begins to sound. Five people walk onto the stage. They approach the microphones and begin to sing the changed lyrics of the first verse.
Once upon a time there was a black cat around the corner.
We walked without knowing it.
But he took the road like an elephant
I blocked it with superstitions about him.
And in a different direction,
Like normal heroes in the movie vol.
We went with him in mind
Penetrating into the world behind an invisible window.
(1) - Stop. Where have we come? Where are we?
Everyone looks around, spreads their arms slightly and shrugs.
(4) - Look, look! Shield! KVN is written on it.
(In chorus). - K-V-N?!
(2) - What does this mean?
(3,4) - Yes, what?!
(5) - This shield notifies that this area is affected by the KVN virus.
(3) - Oh... (says a squeaky, drawn-out voice, in the manner of G. Vitsin in films " Caucasian captive", "Car, violin and dog Blob").
(2) - How is this deciphered?
(5) - KVN is - When, Everything, In vain.
(2) - That is?
(4) - If this virus is caught, it means “memento mori”.
(3) - Oh, instantly in the sea...
(2) - Who knows what this virus infects?
(4) - It is known that the mind and soul.
(3) - Oh, where is it?
(4) - The mind is here in the head - he knocks himself index finger on the forehead.
(1) - In your head?! Then don’t worry, I have everything covered at the pharmacy. A friend works there. I can get the best medicine for headaches: French, called Guillotine. Disposable - use it and throw it away. It’s hygienic, so there’s no AIDS there.
(3) - Oh... and this other one, where is it located?
(4) - Soul? She's in the heart.
(5) - Oh! And I have a friend Cupid. He knows how to perfectly treat heart ailments. Fires an arrow from a bow, it pierces the chest, pierces the heart and calms it.
(3) - Oh... tell me, doesn’t it hurt?
(5) - It all depends on the diameter of the arrowhead.
(3) - Oh... tell me, what’s the diameter...
(1) - What are you worried about? Either the first or the second remedy, they all act instantly - chik and that’s it. It does not hurt.
(3) - Ah-ah-ah, tell me, are these, so to speak, drugs, homeopathic?
(1) - Um... no, I wouldn’t say that.
(3) - Oh, then I would refrain from using them. In addition, these remedies are quite radical.
(1) - But practical and instant!
(3) - Are we really infected with this KVN? And is it possible to live with him?
(4) - It’s possible. I know people who have been amazed by this KVN for more than thirty years, and nothing, they live.
(2) - Yes, and I know such people. They are already chronicles. KVN influenced them so much that now they sit in the halls only in the very first row, at the tables. And there is always one at the table with a microphone.
(3) - Oh... then I’d rather become a chronicler.
(2) - And me!
(4) - And me!
(5) - And me!
(1) - And I’m of the same opinion!
The melody "I'm walking around Moscow" begins to play.
The five begin to sing:
And we go, wander back and forth.
And let it be winter.
But KVN has taken possession of us,
Warming up like spring....
They walk away to the music while walking.
All.
Greeting script for school KVN teams
There are things on the stage, guarded by Igor, holding a flag. Vanya begins to bang on the “drum”. A detachment of vacationers appears, led by counselor Anya.
All: Who walks together in a row?
Vacation squad.
Our motto is four words:
“We’ll live great in Ruza!”
Anya: Sucks, one-two! Be equal! Attention! Let's begin the changing of the guard!
Is heard drumroll and Edik appears from the ranks. There is a changing of the guard.
Igor: The guard has passed!
Edik: The guard has accepted!
Misha, the head of the camp, appears.
Anya: Comrade camp director, a detachment of campers has been formed into a line.
Misha: Listen to the daily routine in the camp:
11:59 - Getting up for insomniacs.
12:00 - Wake up for everyone. Breakfast.
12:01 - Get up for those who like to sleep.
12:40 - Bathing followed by a visit to the doctor.
14:00 - Lunch.
15:00 - Participation in the work of sections, circles and squares.
19:30 - 19:45 - Quiet two hours.
19:45 - Afternoon snack.
20:00 - Dinner.
20:30 - General camp events. By the way, today we have KVN.
23:00 - 4:00 - Sports and recreational activities.
4:00 - Contemplation of the sunset, smoothly turning into contemplation of the dawn.
6:00 - Lights out.
By the way, on the day of arrival you are entitled to a shower. You will receive water in Ruza, firewood in the forest, a washcloth and a trough during the shift. We wish you a pleasant holiday and remind you: your holiday is in your hands!
The camp director leaves.
Anya: Right and left! March to watch duty!
The squad leaves, dancing to the lambada and drumming.