Comic nominations always meet with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not jokes)))!
Even the presentation of real awards is not always such a success.
To whom do we give it and for what reason?
At one person’s birthday or other holiday (entry to school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving Nobel Prize, the publication of the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, a victory at a dog show, etc.) are awarded only to this person, the hero of the occasion;
At a celebration of several people (a team’s victory in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.), we present all these people with the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);
February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men, without exception (check a hundred times that you haven’t forgotten anyone. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (they will also be useful for unexpected guests). But! Here you need to make them the same shape and size , but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting Everyone will be waiting, but what has been invented for them?
What are we writing?
Comic nominations for competitions and texts on medals.
By family connections:
The best mother (daughter, grandmother, auntie)
The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)
Eldest beloved daughter, youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)
By profession:
The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)
My favorite teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the traffic police called now?)
The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)
(Here it doesn’t have to be literally, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: if you cut your neighbor’s hair, you’re already the best stylist, you managed to run to the bus - well, you’re a cool athlete)
By position:
The most democratic boss, employee, accountant
The most greedy chief accountant
Most Flexible Executive Employee
The most economic caretaker
Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in the singular. But still write the word “most” - for humor and light irony which I hope they will understand.
By action:
I’m the best... handed my neighbor a chair (screwed in a light bulb, blew smoke rings, made reports)
I’m the fastest... I can paint my lips (I find a mobile phone in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), count without a calculator)
The same, but for kids:
I was the fastest... to eat the porridge (fell asleep during the day)
I’m the best... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)
For schoolchildren I can’t figure it out yet: my daughter is a student, my nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school topics. But you understand the idea, you can come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:
Miss curly curls
Miss the most beautiful bows
Miss the longest braids
Mister neat
Mister good manners
Our superman
Our protection and support
Our secret keeper
The smartest (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)
The most tender (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)
By hobbies and cute features:
World-class newspaper reading star
World class maestro of playing with nerves
Our personal astrologer(for the horoscope lover)
Fashionable thing (for a fashionable thing))
Our best florist (who loves to tinker with bouquets)
Our Sukhomlinsky (who likes to educate)
Young Michurinets (for summer residents of any age)
Bill Gates student (someone who is good at—or thinks he is good at—computer programs)
Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. That would be me by default))
Almost Hitchcock (for a horror movie fan)
Snow Queen (to the prickly lady)
The Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)
Comic nominations and their winners:
Winner of the nomination “The Lady Checked in Luggage” (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for the lover of a bunch of bags, packages, string bags))
Winner of the nomination “Someone came down from the hill” (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or loves hiking in the mountains or ski resorts)
Winner of the nomination “You deceived me, you let me down” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))
Winner of the nomination “On a small raft” (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)
Winner of the nomination “I will ride my bike for a long time” (a very beautiful song of my youth. A gift from me to cycling lovers)
Winner of the nomination “I’ll send him to...” (from Lolita’s song. For a lover of rude language of any gender)
Winner of the nomination “Orientation – North” (from another Lolita song. A person at least somehow connected with the word “north”: lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of the Northern bus station (there was once such in Donetsk, and ours was not far away student hostel), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.
Winner of the nomination “You're drunk, like a pig” (You're drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals. This medal should NOT be awarded, but shown in advance and announced that it exists, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, then he will receive it publicly. But you hope that it won’t come to that)
For this block of nominations it would be very good to collect these songs and play each for 1 - 1.5 minutes, until man walking for the medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade festivals are always very, very helpful: they smooth out rough edges and create pleasant musical breaks when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.
Let me remind you: I described in detail how to make a medal in. If you don’t have room for both text and a picture on your medal, leave one, but read the text and nomination out loud anyway: you’re having an award ceremony, after all))
Another tip: when choosing texts and competition nominations for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case will it be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will be wasted in space. And we need it to hook people here on earth))
With best wishes to bright nominations and nominees,
A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!
P.S. The title of the next article is “The competition that is always with you.” Look what it is))
To raise corporate spirit and motivate its employees, management, especially during the holidays, simply needs to highlight the best and celebrate the merits of everyone. And one of original ways to do this is to arrange a ceremony with nominations, it can be humorous or solemn in nature , with real medals or comic ones, the main thing is the appropriate mood.
Here are two options comic nominations for corporate celebrations.
Idea No. 1. Fruit and vegetable celebration of the team.
We often compare our friends, colleagues and acquaintances with various fruits and vegetables: “miracle pea”, “potato daddy”, “cool pepper”, “ruddy like an apple”, “sour like lemon”, etc. So the idea was born to develop .
Rewarding colleagues with fruits and vegetables is an opportunity to present inexpensive edible souvenirs with good humor. As they say, “inexpensive and tasteful,” and also environmentally tasty and healthy! This material can be used both at the company’s anniversary and at any professional or corporate event.
The foyer is decorated with flowers and photographs of employees, above which is the inscription: “I know: (name of the enterprise) will bloom as long as there are such people in the Russian country!” (Last name, initials of the manager.)
All words belong to the Head of the enterprise
Hello, juicy and mischievous, blooming and dear, drinking in moderation and singing well, forever young and forever drunk with happiness team!
Today we celebrate our first anniversary! And the first anniversary is like first grade, like the first kiss, like first love, it will be remembered for a lifetime! And I want you to remember this holiday so that you don’t lose your taste and interest in life!
In general, speaking about our team, I want to compare it to a large field in which different cultures live and grow harmoniously, helping each other, enriching each other, creating a healthy climate. And today, in the official part, I want to pay tribute to everyone who has worked and cultivated our field of activity over these 10 years! In honor of our tenth anniversary, we are presenting prizes in 10 juicy categories!
Cabbage. Children are looking for this vegetable, it contains a lot of vitamin “C”, but we give it away for that “cabbage”, which was in the capable hands of our cashier... (First Name Last Name)!
Cucumber. When presenting this symbolic vegetable, I would like to remember that a cucumber consists of 90% water. Likewise, 90% of the success of our team consists of the work of this employee. (First Name Last Name)! Continue to be a great cucumber!
Garlic. As you know, this vegetable is extremely healthy and popular all over the world. It has a persistent taste and unique aroma that repels all bacteria and germs. Garlic stands guard over the entire body, like our guard in the face... (First Name Last Name)!
Pomelo. As you know, this is the fruit of an evergreen tree. Some of them reach a diameter of 30 cm and weigh 10 kg. In China, on New Year's Day, these fruits are given to each other as a symbol of prosperity and well-being. Today we present this gift... (First Name Last Name) as recognition of his weight in the team, fresh ideas and, of course, as a wish for prosperity and well-being!
Mandarin- the most popular New Year's fruit, which lifts your spirits and saturates the body with vitamins. In the East it is highly valued for its bright symbolic color that brings good luck. Today, with this gift we encourage a new person in our team - (First Name Last Name)- and we wish him to grow to the size of a broom!
Orange Italians call it the “apple of love.” Psychologists say that it is preferred by energetic, loving people who love to attract the attention of others. Undoubtedly, such a person in our team is... (First Name Last Name).
Grape- one of the most noble plants on earth, which produces the most ancient alcoholic drink - wine and, of course, juice! A man who intoxicates with his charisma and squeezes the last juice out of himself and his department - (First Name Last Name)!
Pepper. This vegetable does not need any special comment, but still let me say a few words regarding... (First Name Last Name). We saw this man in action, and he is really cool! You can say about him: “It’s all about the pepper, all the pepper is in the business”! Thirdly, despite the small size of the office, it achieves great results!
A pineapple- one of the most popular fruits in the world. He is mentioned in songs, poems, proverbs and sayings:
Pineapple is small, but expensive.
One pineapple is good, but two is better.
If you call yourself a pineapple, get into the champagne.
The popularity of our team has been won largely due to the charm... (First Name Last Name). In a word, the pineapple itself could envy its popularity!
Horseradish. This is a gift with a hint, and it was not made by chance, because it is a healthy vegetable - one, a perennial crop - two and, thirdly, an extremely popular vegetable among the people, and therefore in our team! I remember back in Soviet times in the army canteens there was a poster: “Eat carrots, onions and horseradish - and you will be slim, like Sophia Loren!” Horseradish is a frequently used word in the Russian vocabulary. Personally, when talking about horseradish, I remember a joke: “If you have guests and you don’t know what to put on the table, put horseradish! Then at the end of the evening no one will tell you that you didn't have a damn thing! And if you have a lot of guests, put horseradish in the pickle, then at the end of the evening you can safely say to the guests: what the hell do you still need?” A fucking prize goes to... (First Name Last Name)!
The “official” part ends, and I remember a good joke:
I am an avocado - the fruit you need!
I am a plum - always beautiful!
I am a watermelon - as beautiful as a toddler!
And I, passion fruit, don’t even know what to say... Well, passion fruit doesn’t know what to say, but I know! (Raising his glass.) Here's to you, team!
Idea No. 2. Awarding nominations to colleagues using a questionnaire.
Before holding a corporate party, especially if it is held on the occasion of a company’s birthday, professional orthe moment of truth comes when an irresistible desire appears to highlight the most important employees, from the manager’s point of view. In order to maintain secrecy and avoid conflict within the team, it is often necessary to veil this action simple method: make nominations and give PRIZES to the nominees. The nominations are naturally comic, but nevertheless everything is as close to reality as possible, i.e. We compose the nominations, and the employees themselves choose the winners.
The following text will help you conduct an easy survey of company employees.
Dear Colleagues!
We sincerely ask you to fill out this short form. Let's all determine together who we have “The most, the most, the most...” and tell them all this, right to their faces and in front of everyone! There is NO NEED to think and consult with each other for a long time, write those who come to mind first. Opinions will be taken into account in aggregate, confidentiality is guaranteed. We really count on you.
P.S. Only, please, one nomination - one name, but one person can be nominated several times.
"Uma Chamber":
This is the very, very... head (of the company),
This is our most intelligent employee or employee,
This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual,
He can solve the most difficult problems!
"Miss\Mr Antistress":
Communication with him puts you in a state of peace,
You want to communicate with him (her) again and again
"Keeper of Traditions":
You can always find out from him or her..... on what date who did what in the company,
Why is this,
What is called exactly that and who named it.
He (she) can endlessly tell tales from the history of (the company)
"Master of Golden Hands":
is dedicated to an employee who, with a magical wave of his hand, will “clog” into
work any office equipment.
“They only dream of peace”:
This is definitely about him or her.
About those who are called the ringleaders and the “engine” of the company,
This is a sparkle in the eyes and a sea of energy,
There he (she) is sitting at the next table!
“I turned around to look”:
Men's Choice Award.
An amazing and unpredictable woman
When she walks down the hall I always try
turn around and look after her!
"He is our superman...":
Women's Choice Award.
He is strong and courageous.
The most gallant man in our company.
"The Unbearable Lightness of Being":
Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness.
He (she) is always late everywhere,
But he always manages to do everything, even though he (she) is never there!
How does he (she) do it?
"Thought at the Speed of Sound":
This is our smartest employee or employee.
You have turned to him or her more than once for practical advice.
And, what’s most interesting, they always received it!
"Artist of large and small stages":
Good-looking...
Yes, you can’t count all the advantages!
If you suddenly ask what you need,
The scene will be arranged for you in an instant,
And marvel at the talent
Both a colleague and...
"Dear friend":
If you want, shout
If you want, whisper
If you want, be silent, like a mute.
He (she) will hear joy anyway,
Grief will smell
And, of course, he will share it with you!
"Da Vinci Code" (Keeper of secrets and passwords):
This is the most, most, most “secret” head of the company.
It is he who will beat everything out of you until the last moment.
information to open access to one or another company resource.
And it’s not a fact that you will receive it....
"Speaker, Voice of the People"
He (she) is the most eloquent employee, not afraid to speak on behalf of the team,
Even if his (her) opinion goes against the boss’s opinion...
"Hidden Reserves"
He (she) recently came to "_____".
He lives and works quietly and calmly next to us.
But how many ideas are stored in this head?
He (she) will definitely show himself to everyone.
“Self-assembled tablecloth” (the most hospitable employee)
He (she) will always share the last crust of bread with his neighbor,
will treat you to tea, offer you a drink and not only coffee…………
“And the sense of smell is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle.”
The most attentive.
Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded.
“I’m writing to you, what more?”
Behind unique ability write SMS messages in any place, position and position,
For the effective and uninterrupted use of all available types of written communication
(Email, ICQ, sms)
"Keeping up with the times"
For a responsible attitude towards work routine:
despite crazy traffic jams, global disasters,
falling dollar exchange rate and rising prices for gold and oil,
will appear in in the right place and at the right time
Posted on 12/26/2017
Soon, namely on December 13, a branch of our company in another city will be 10 years old!
And the director decided to give moral encouragement to the branch’s employees.
To do this, he gave me a task - to come up with nominations for awarding certificates of honor to all employees who have been working for many years, or more, compared to others.
The system administrator will come up with the diplomas themselves with branding, and I will only have to come up with the text.
To be honest, I didn’t know where to start - I’d never done anything like this before.
And I’ve never seen the people about whom I’ll have to come up with a text, maybe I’ve only talked to some of them on the phone.
What complicated the matter was that it was necessary to invent comic nominations.
Well, how do I know if a person will be offended by my attempts to come up with something funny or have fun from the heart?!
To cope with this task, I demanded from the cashier (he is also a type of personnel officer) characteristics for each employee who will be at the corporate party. There were 10 people in total - not that many. It’s already easier - you have to rack your brains less!
So, on the 20th day of my thoughts, this was born to me:
1. Branch manager.
In the “Dear Mother” nomination, the Last Name First Name Patronymic, the leadership of the “city” patrimony is awarded.
It is known that the boss is always right - it is human nature to make mistakes. Our First Name Patronymic is a real boss: always right!
A real woman should
1).Plant a garden;
2).Build a house;
3).Raise children.
Name Patronymic name real woman! And the result is before everyone's eyes!
2. Sales representative(branch manager's daughter)
In the “Apple from the Apple Tree” nomination, Last Name First Name is awarded
Folk wisdom- everything good in a child comes from his parents. Everything bad comes from father and mother.
First name Patronymic - one hundred percent daughter of her mother: creative person, bright woman, irreplaceable worker!
Comic nominations. Certificates of honor for awards at a corporate event or graduation party
Senior operator
In the “Lifesaver” category, the Last Name is awarded.
Nothing is more contagious for operators than the laughter of a Senior Operator!
And if God wanted us to think only with our heads, he would make us koloboks. The name is not a bun: she thinks with her heart in order to increase sales to the maximum!
4.Operator
In the nomination “A Thing for the World”, First Name Last Name is awarded.
The name is a true lady. She creates conditions under which a man (especially a male buyer) has only one thing left to do - be a gentleman... and buy whatever she asks!
5. Accountant-cashier (aka HR officer)
In the category “War by war - lunch on schedule” is awarded to Last Name First Name
Name leads healthy image life: find breakfast yourself, take half of his lunch from a friend, and take dinner from an enemy.
Nothing kills the desire to work more than a salary. And the Name gives out this salary... But twice a month it is excusable to “kill the desire to work”!
6. Driver
In the category “The cat that walks by itself” is awarded to Last Name First Name
A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hits on the road.
The driver's job is to drive the car, not to be amused by statistics!
The name loves work very much. Quite often you can hear important words from Name (he says them into the phone receiver): Do not darken my Holy holiday: Don't call me at work!
7. Operator
In the category “Dreaming” is awarded Last Name First Name
Dreams are plans in the mind, and plans are dreams on paper.
This nomination is a big hint for the male gender. For the beauty and slimness of the Name is a constant temptation for all men who are in close proximity to a promising employee.
You cannot give everything to everyone, because everyone is many, but everything is not enough.
8. Storekeeper-picker
In the nomination “A Mystery Shrouded in Darkness...” is awarded to Last Name First Name
The most mysterious employee in the team - no one knows why she is so drawn to work, and why there is such zeal for the work process.
If you don't know, shut up! You know - keep quiet! – Presumable motto Name by this issue. And only on this issue - in other matters she is a very sociable young girl, which all her colleagues can confirm.
9. Storekeeper-picker
In the nomination “Prove yourself - secure it”, Last Name First Name is awarded
Name is engaged in expressing herself every day - she works hard and thoroughly.
Not all is gold that lies poorly, but all is gold who works well!
There are such seconds when minutes decide everything and it lasts for hours.
This is how the working day of Name goes - and it lasts for hours...
10. Cleaning lady
In the nomination “Cleanliness is the key to health, order is first of all” awarded to Last Name First Name
Name is the only employee who knows and actively uses the cherished formula: cleanliness is pure mass for pure volume.
No other employee can boast of such knowledge, which is an honor and arouses respect for this smart and economical woman!
It seems that everything turned out to be not boring, but not entirely fun either - this is moral encouragement, but it should be at least a little serious.
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Nomination "Pride of the Company"
For high performance in work, energy and many years of dedicated work in the Company
Nomination "Gold Fund of the Company"
(for those employees who were at the origins of the company)
Behind high professionalism and personal contribution to the formation and development of the Company
Nomination "For Impeccable Work"
For conscientious work in the Company and high level professionalism
Nomination "Valuable Employee"
For high-quality performance of their duties, talent and dedication to the Company
Nomination "High Start"
For high performance, perseverance in achieving goals and achieving professional heights
Nomination "Company's Hope"
For determination, increasing your professional and educational level in the Company
Nomination “Stability is a sign of mastery”
For caring and responsible performance of one’s duties, hard work and dedication to the Company
Nomination "For Vigilance"
(for security guards, security and control service teams)
For impeccable service in maintaining safety and tranquility on the territory of the enterprise and protecting the Company’s material assets
Nomination “For the best financial situation”
(for example, the labor department team and wages, accounting, financial department, etc.)
For many years of conscientious work and stable financial performance
Nomination “For an excellent environmental situation” (comic)
(for example, for cleaners)
For many years of impeccable work, for the purity of “morals”, relationships and the cleanliness of retail (or office) areas
To the fastest employee (comic)
For energy, perseverance, cheerful disposition and high performance
To an employee with many children (comic)
For discovering a way to improve the demographic situation
To an employee who exceeds the plan (comic)
For consistency, perseverance and accuracy in fulfilling the five-year plan in 3 years
For loaders, forwarders (comic)
For multi-ton, dedicated work and work on carrying / transporting heavy loads to the most appropriate places
A corporate party doesn't have to be boring. If the host of the holiday cannot provide employees with fun and laughter, it is better not to start this holiday at all.
The competitions have already been prepared, the team members have sorted out their costumes.
NOMINATIONS FOR AWARDING EMPLOYEES
But the party manager must also take care of incentives for the winners.
We'll have to make nominations for rewarding employees that are cool for New Year and any other holiday.
Comic nominations for corporate events for employees
Options for comic certificates for corporate events are selected depending on:
competitions;
company activities;
theme of the event (New Year's party, employee anniversary, early implementation of the plan).
There are many reasons for a corporate event. To nominate an award, you need to improvise a small stage or pedestal and decorate the walls balloons, ribbons and posters.
Be sure to prepare musical accompaniment. It is best to find out in advance from each nominee his favorite melody and use it during the award ceremony.
You can order comic diplomas and certificates from any printing company. Such an award will be better than a box of chocolates or a bottle of champagne, since the nominee will keep it forever and will remind him of a fun and noisy corporate party for a long time.
What nominations can there be for awarding employees?
"Best Paparazzi of the Year"- each participant will need to take a funny photo on their phone within 5 minutes.
For victory in intellectual competition you can assign a title “He surpassed Burda himself”. And the loser of this competition will receive a nickname "Natural blond".
Nomination "Best Mom of the Year" can be given to an employee who often leaves work early to pick up her child from kindergarten or take him to music.
Suitable for the most capricious colleague "License to indulge in whims".
Name "A real man" Any representative of the stronger sex of the company can apply.
Any corporate event is always an excellent reason to gather in one place with your entire work team. And, of course, in order for the evening to be a success, it’s best to come up with fun competitions with incentive prizes and comic nominations. As a rule, nomination names are directly related to the theme of the event, for example, February 23. We will tell you in this article what nomination names to come up with for men.
What determine the names of the nominations?
As we have already said, the names of the comic nominations directly depend on the theme of the party. Also, the names of the awards may be influenced by the gender of the nominees nominated for the award. In our case, we agreed that all names would be compiled for men. So, what funny nominations can you come up with for a corporate party?
"Most late employee of the year"
This nomination, as the name suggests, should go to the employee who is constantly late for work. As a rule, such people constantly come up with new excuses for their unpunctuality. However, in order not to offend the nominee, such an award can be presented using the following verses:
The alarm clock will ring in the morning,
Get up, get up! It is time!
But he just can't get up
He really wants to sleep.
He's in no hurry to go to work
He basks and sleeps for a long time.
As soon as he sees that he overslept,
He runs to the taxi, but is late again.
Well, who doesn’t it happen to?
He deservedly receives his reward!
Such humorous nominations in verse will help to lift the mood and tell the employee in a playful manner that he is doing something wrong. As a reward for the nominee, in addition to a certificate, you can get a beautiful medal with the image of a sleeping person. You can also give him a large alarm clock.
"The sickest employee of the year"
An employee of an organization who is regularly sick and is on sick leave for any reason can win this nomination. IN in this case We are not talking about those employees who have chronic diseases or real health problems that certainly should not be laughed at. Nominees nominated for this award are often described as “imaginary patients” or that they “suffer from the inflammation of cunning.”
He wakes up in the morning, that's the problem.
He had a headache!
Either your stomach or your back will hurt,
Either a sore throat, or the flu, or colitis.
He won't go to work
He will name a hundred reasons.
He'll call you at work
He coughs and wheezes into the phone.
And so every day he suffers,
For this he receives an award.
As a reward in this category for employees - comic prizes in the form of a large first aid kit with a red cross.
"The most thrifty employee of the company"
For example, a chief accountant can be nominated for this award. Such a person, as a rule, decides many financial questions organizations. He always knows where and in what amount certain funds are spent, and also has information regarding saving money. The nominee can be awarded with a large medal with the image of a chest with gold coins or a hand with a fan of green banknotes clutched in its fingers. You can also give him a calculator or an old wooden abacus (the second option is preferable - in order to save money).
Such humorous nominations will make your employee stand out from the team and will be an additional motivation for everyone else.
"The most important ladies' protector"
This nomination is ideal for men who like to be in the center women's team. As a rule, they are not deprived of the attention of the fair sex; they always know how and what to say to any lady. Such a colleague can be presented with a medal with the image of a pumped-up athlete or sports attributes, for example, sports dumbbells.
"Master of the Tea Ceremony"
It is interesting to include such interesting titles as “Master of the Tea Ceremony” in comic nominations for awards. A candidate for this nomination could be the employee who was often spotted with a mug of tea. At the same time, he could be seen with this drink not only at lunchtime, but also at work time. Such people, as a rule, are simply “playing for time.” During and after tea drinking, they can go for a smoke break and accompany the consumption of this drink with conversations with colleagues, etc.
You can come up with similar nominations on the same topic, for example in the rubric: “for record cups of coffee drunk during the working day”, “for record frequency of visits to the smoking room” and so on. In a word, come up with nominations for employees that are humorous and at the same time emphatic individual characteristics each of the employees nominated for the award.
"Talker Bird"
An excellent nomination in which people who like to talk a lot can be involved. They usually talk regardless of whether they are on their lunch break or doing something during work hours. As a prize, such employees can be given a megaphone or a poster in the “silence is golden” style.
"Chief psychotherapist of the company"
To select candidates suitable for this name awards must be approached very carefully. Comic nominations should lift your spirits, not upset you. Therefore, it is better not to make a candidate a person who has trouble with humor.
For example, if your boss has no prejudices, you can award him this bonus. At the same time, the presentation of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will bring the arrogant ones back to earth, bring some sense to the dull, guide the heads of departments to the right path, etc.” As a reward, he can be given a statuette reminiscent of an Oscar award.
"King of Social Media"
Such nominations for corporate events are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. “Speaking” names that do not need explanation are welcome. Thus, the nomination “King of Social Networks” may be a subtle hint at some employees who only imitate hectic work activity, while they themselves only “sit” on VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.
"The most important fashion critic"
Some humorous nominations for men need clarification. For example, “The Most Important Fashion Critic” is awarded to those male representatives who carefully monitor what clothes the secretary and other work colleagues wear. Moreover, in reality they may not be at all in the fashion trend, but they will happily discuss the length of the skirt, the depth of the neckline and the width of the slit.
"The best expert on privacy"
There is such a person in every company. As a rule, he is always aware of the personal lives of all employees. He knows who lives with whom, who he meets with, who he quarrels with, who his wife left and for what reason, who is cheating on her husband, and the like. If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make humorous nominations for rewarding employees in such a way as not to offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who they are talking about.
"Biggest Partisan of the Month"
In a large team there are also people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with pincers. They are usually laconic, but in most cases they are hardworking. Almost all representatives of the “silent people” behave like hermits. They hardly communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to noisy company.
Comic nominations for rewarding employees: “Genius of the Year”
This category is open to all employees who have distinguished themselves in some way in the workplace. For example, reward a middle manager who solved a 5th grade problem for the child of a chief engineer; for quickly and effectively finding a solution when working with a printer that has jammed paper and so on.
"IT maniac of the month"
This nomination is open to all employees who cannot imagine their lives without computers and other information technologies. They are usually said to be “gadget freaks.”
Let us remind you that all nominations for corporate events are comic. Jokes should not be confused with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or subject to ridicule or snide remarks. Therefore, be very careful when selecting names for nominations.
Use tools such as medals and certificates with humorous content. In addition, all participants and prize-winners can be called to the stage, doing with them funny photos. Additionally, comic nominations for men can be accompanied by some funny accessories, for example, glasses with a nose and mustache, unusual hats, colored wigs, and so on.
Here they begin New Year's corporate parties. And every year in every company it is customary to sum up the results of the outgoing year. And usually such results are summed up in a serious atmosphere with official speeches and so on. And we suggest you change this tradition a little. After all, for the New Year you want holiday and fun. Hold an interesting ceremony with a photo shoot and present your colleagues with funny nominations for the New Year. We have prepared different nominations for your employees, and you yourself will choose those that are suitable for your company.
This whole event can be arranged in the form of presenting some kind of award, for example, an Oscar or a Teffi. Therefore, after announcing the nomination and the winner in this nomination, call the employee to a special wall, near which the award ceremony will take place. You can also arrange a photo shoot there. And if you also prepare funny masks, glasses and mustaches on sticks, then everyone will remember this photo shoot forever.
Here are examples of humorous nominations that can be attributed to men. Nominations must begin with the word - Mister.
Mister - I'm busy!
Mister - call back later!
Mister - break 30 minutes!
Mister - overslept again!
Mister - traffic jam again!
Mister - that's it, lunch!
For girls, you can come up with the following nominations:
Miss chocolate!
Miss – long nail!
Miss Curly!
Miss – who wants coffee?
Miss - oh, I'm so tired!
Miss - SMS!
Miss – social network!
As you understand, all these nominations are “talking”. So you won't have any problem distributing them to your employees. Moreover, in every office there are people who belong to one category or another.
Also in teams there are people who, in addition to their own professional responsibilities They are well versed in other areas as well. For example:
Nomination: Chief Physician! – she always knows what and how to treat!
Nomination: Stylist of the Year! – she always gives everyone advice on hairstyles, makeup and self-care!
Nomination: Rescuer of the Year! – this employee is always responsive and always comes to the rescue!
Nomination – courier of the year! – he always goes to the buffet and buys something for others according to their orders!
Nomination: Taster of the Year! – he often comes to work after a night at the club, and he often smells of alcohol!
Nomination – political scientist of the year! – the working day has not yet begun, and he is already in full swing discussing yesterday’s statement by politicians!
Nomination - Best Nail Designer! – she can come to work with some nails and leave with others!
You can make it a little more creative and come up with the following nominations:
A music lover, he always has headphones in his ears.
Sprinter - he hears this often - “take this piece of paper to the director.”
Coffee lover - starts the working day with coffee, continues the day with coffee and at the end of the working day he has coffee in his hands again.
Queen of social networks - the morning begins with communication on in social networks, at work there are also social networks, and at the end of the working day there are social networks again.
Well, that's what the nominations are about. And if you remember individual incidents with colleagues, then this should also be noted. You can award certificates and diplomas for this. Here are examples of what to reward:
For the kindest words to your work computer that doesn’t want to boot!
For an unusual approach to a printer that chews paper!
For the most gentle voice when answering the phone!
For the best knowledge about the personal lives of all employees!
For timely response to all problems!