One of the employees acts as a leader. Everyone is invited to the tables.
Music is playing
Presenter: Dear ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we have gathered with you for a bachelorette party. As, indeed, on all other days, because our close-knit women’s team simply cannot be spilled with water! This is not the first time we are going to such gatherings and I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday no more boring than in the company of men! Because only a woman knows and understands a woman best.
Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As the song says: “Bachelorette party, bachelorette party, the man is superfluous here!”
Presenter: And right now we will sing with you!
Song “Today is a holiday for girls” (to the tune of the song "Girls" from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).
The text must be printed and distributed in advance.
Today is a girls' holiday,
Today we are on a roll!
And let them look enviously
Men or boys
Having collected the strength,
Standing aside
They fiddle with bouquets in their hands,
Because today the girls
They want to have a blast!
We'll sing and dance
Walk and have fun
Don't notice men at all
And their sad faces!
Let the boys
Standing aside
We don't need them now
Because you and I, girls,
On the threshold of a wonderful spring!
Presenter:
Today the sun shines more joyfully,
Anticipating the breath of spring,
And all the beautiful dreams in the world
Today should easily come true!
Let's raise this glass to a new spring! In spring you can always breathe more freely and your heart is happier. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, and good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!
Stas Mikhailov
After the toast: Do you know, girls, that if you look around more carefully, you will notice that the arrival of spring foreshadows many other life changes! There are many funny signs of spring, for example...
Spring signs
Swallows fly in pairs - this is for matchmakers!
The snow is melting quickly - time for shopping!
Bubbles on puddles - to a rich groom!
Sneezing on the first day of spring means a fun life!
Wind from the south - to happy changes!
Presenter: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is another essential sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally a day or two before, the shops are simply crowded. All because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the most last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman need? Everything that will make her even more beautiful and irresistible.
And today we have just such gifts in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!
Music is playing. Gifts are distributed
Presenter:
I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remember my distant childhood, when for the 8th of March holiday we lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers...
The sun is shining clearly
On these spring days,
Gives warmth and affection,
Like from mom's hand!
Let's fill and raise the next glass for mothers, may they live and healthy for a long time!
Song about mom
Drinking
Presenter (after the toast): Girls, speaking of mothers, on this day we cannot help but talk about our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved boss! Without exaggeration, only good things can be said about her. She leads and guides us all, takes full responsibility and, so to speak, rushes into the breach, protecting our interests. We spent so long choosing the words to express our gratitude and admiration to her that we ended up with a whole song!
Song about the boss (to the tune of a children's song "Smile").
From the smile of our boss lady
Even the laziest one will wake up
And no one will hang their nose,
If our Tanya will smile!
Chorus:
And then for sure
The clouds are flying away
And errors in reports are corrected!
From the blue stream
The river begins
And management starts with a smile!
From the smile of our boss lady
It always makes your soul feel better!
Despite vitamin deficiency,
We get to work singing!
Chorus.
Congratulations to the boss on March 8:
You are one of those good people,
Who just by presence alone
Makes every day nice
And the world is cheerful and colorful!
Let your success be the result
All beginnings and undertakings,
You have many dreams in your soul,
May they come true soon!
Toast. Musical break
Presenter(after the toast):
Let happiness and love smile
Long-awaited spring times
Let the sweetest, dearest, most desirable
Surrounds us with care again and again!
So we started talking about the sweetest and dearest, our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It often happens in life that we, the weaker sex, take on too much and carry it on our fragile shoulders... There is one folk wisdom: Men should be allowed to be men. How much do we allow them to do this?
Let's check it out!
Test joke “Are you independent?”
Presenter: I have a short test for you. Answer “yes” or “no”, if you want - mentally, if you want - out loud! So, let's start!
At least once in your life...
1) did you drive?
2) did you hammer in a nail?
3) did you give anyone a compliment?
4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
5) did you change the car wheel?
6) did you argue with the salespeople in the store?
7) did you buy gold for yourself?
8) and finally, do you know what the word “pliers” means?
Now let's decipher the results:
- for those who do not have a single “yes” answer: a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least minimal possibility survive this complex world;
- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;
— who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop a horse and enter a hut!
Presenter: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, every joke is only part of the joke...
But now we’ll try to find out what men think about us women.
Musical hat
Presenter: Now let's drink to men... They are who they are - not ideal, just like us. And let's mentally send them our greetings and a kiss! Or maybe not mentally: did you know that by the shape of the lipstick imprint during a kiss you can judge intentions and feelings? Let's check it on napkins! If the print is round, this means a serious, stable relationship. If with the heart - passionate love. “Bow” - frivolity and meaningless flirting. And a square-shaped print means disgust and hidden hostility!
Presenter: Well, we have “washed the bones” of men. It's good that they can't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would not be the most important happiness on earth - our children!
A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all women present. Music Pause.
Presenter:
Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth...
Attention lady! On March 8th it is customary to give flowers to women. And women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is which, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet...
I ask those born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and listen to yourself (and so on for all the months):
Orchid(January)
Who dared to dream of an Orchid,
He knows it’s a difficult undertaking:
She'll break your heart
And proudly walks away!
Mimosa(February)
Mimosa is always fresh and cheerful,
Don't waste your tears!
Mimosa is a surprise girl
“You only live once” is her motto!
Lily(March)
Everyone knows: Lady Lily
Impregnable, like the Bastille!
But among her friends
There are no more fun party girls!
Dahlia(April)
Pureblood noble
Our beautiful Dahlia!
Nobility is in the blood here...
But Dahlias dream
About simple earthly love!
Lily of the valley(May)
The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,
Very neat and very beautiful!
She is not too lazy to work,
And bring beauty all day long!
Bell(June)
The bell is the funniest of all,
Having fun like a child!
He remembers the most important things:
You can't be a pessimist!
Tulip(July)
From which overseas countries?
Has Tulip come to us?
Exotic, eccentric,
But at the same time cute!
Sunflower(August)
Look at the Sunflower:
Lovely, whatever you say!
There are so many ideas and plans in it,
How many seeds are inside!
Carnation(September)
All Carnations are no coincidence
It's amazing how good they are:
Only Carnations know the secret
Eternal youth of the soul!
Chamomile(October)
Chamomile is a little shy,
But don’t mind flirting!
She's the last shirt
Will give to help others!
Rose(november)
Rose hides many secrets
But there is one secret in it:
In this look, in this pose
All the greatness of victories!
Lotus(December)
Lotus knows how to convince,
Come-see-win!
He only dreams of peace,
And Lotus has something to be proud of!
Presenter: Let's raise a toast to our colorful and extremely wonderful team-bouquet! All the flowers in it are so matched to each other that if you replace even one, it won’t be the same at all!..
And once again, Happy Women’s Day to all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, let your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness!
With the most heartfelt words,
Full of spring warmth,
Congratulations on the first rays,
Happy holiday of love and beauty!
Make yourself happy, dream, believe,
Smile wider, like now,
May your heart be at any time of the year
It's feeling like spring here!
And now I invite everyone to dance!
AdvertisingHow to hold a corporate event in women's team on March 8, to create a fun atmosphere at the holiday, and none of those present get bored? The organizers of such celebrations diversify them with fun competitions, comic skits, funny games. At the same time, they try to take into account the age of all participants.
It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable. We offer one of possible options how you can organize a holiday on March 8th in a team, including interesting tasks, which will appeal to the majority of those present.
Cool, cheerful, funny, humorous scenario for a corporate party on March 8 with competitions, skits, games. Scenario for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's and youth team
Our article will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at a corporate event in honor of March 8th. Here you will find interesting scenario, comic skits, remade songs, fun games and competitions for the hero of the occasion and guests of the holiday.
- VIDEO: Corporate party on March 8 at CTI
A festive feast on March 8 will not surprise anyone, especially if the celebration is held in the form of a corporate party. Therefore, in addition to congratulating women, the organizers of the corporate party try to diversify the celebration with fun competitions, comic skits, funny games, inventing original script celebrating International Women's Day.
It’s very good when the party in honor of March 8th is thematically stylized. As a theme for a special event, you can use famous films, long loved by the fair sex:
- Gone with the Wind
- Moscow doesn't believe in tears
- Alice in Wonderland
- Hipsters
- Sex and the city
- Breakfast at Tiffany's
- Catwoman
- Xena - warrior princess
- Moulin Rouge
- Avatar
- Bollywood
- Burlesque
- Charlie's Angels.
A stylized corporate party involves the obligatory selection of outfit, hairstyle and makeup, similar in image to a favorite character of the chosen topic. The hall and dishes should also correspond to the theme of the event. It is worth noting that the corporate party scenario, as well as skits, games, and competitions, should intersect with the theme of the party.
Advice! In order for the organizers to easily determine the theme of the party, you can first conduct an anonymous survey among the fair half of humanity.
Choosing a script and entertainment competitions for a corporate party, consider the age of all participants. It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable.
A corporate event, like any event, consists of several blocks:
- Congratulatory part. Men present gifts, congratulations are heard from the company management. In congratulations, it is important to mention each woman and thank her for her invaluable contribution to the common cause.
- Buffet. Involves organizing a table with light snacks. In order not to involve the female team in organizing the feast, it is best to order delicious dishes in a cafe.
- Competition part. Dedicated to celebrating feminine qualities through various test competitions. It would be appropriate to use a festival scenario in the form of a fairy tale or a kind of beauty contest.
- Win-win lottery. Small souvenirs, cosmetics, and personal hygiene items are used as gifts. The names of the items are indicated separately on small pieces of paper, which are placed in an opaque container. Each girl takes out one piece of paper and reads out to those present the name of the gift, which is immediately handed to her.
- Entertainment. This block consists of a dance part, diluted with outdoor games.
A fun scenario for a corporate party on March 8 for young people
One of the options for celebrating the holiday on March 8 is to use a scenario in the form of a fairy tale. Men can share the role of presenters by dressing in fairy tale characters. Fun and unusual scenario " March 8 in the Fairytale State» is suitable for holding events in both youth and women’s groups of different ages. 
The plot of a corporate fairy tale will turn modern ladies into fairy-tale heroines - kind, smart and skillful, who will help other characters, thereby revealing their virtues, for which they will be awarded nominations and prizes at the end of the fairy tale.
Leading:
Good evening dear, lovely, beautiful ladies and gentlemen! Today we have gathered in this room to sincerely congratulate the most beautiful half of humanity on the holiday of March 8th! Today, our dear women, this evening is dedicated only to you! Our holiday will take us to a fairy-tale land, where you can meet everyone’s favorite fairy-tale characters. To begin with, we ourselves will take a step towards meeting the fairy tale. So, we invite our ladies to come out and choose their role for today’s celebration.
Music from some fairy tale is playing in the hall. Invited ladies choose from the “magic chest” (or magic hat) props corresponding to the fairy tale image:
- Red beret - Little Red Riding Hood
- Kokoshnik – Vasilisa the Beautiful
- Shoe or apron - Cinderella
- False braid - Rapunzel
- Beautiful tiara – Snow Queen
- Blue wig - Malvina
- Frog mask – Frog Princess
- White scarf - Snow White
- Eastern scarf - Princess Jasmine.
The ladies put on their chosen items and sit down in a designated place to await guests.
Leading:
Now, dear ladies, you are real fairy-tale beauties-magicians. Today we will check what kind of craftswomen you really are. Our fabulous guests who came to us far away will help us with this! Good luck to you! And here is the first guest on the threshold.
Solemn music sounds, people enter the hall Tsar, groaning and holding his stomach.
Leading:
Well, fairy-tale beauties, shall we feel sorry for the Tsar? Shouldn't we let him die of hunger?
Conducted culinary duel
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There are 2 women's teams participating in the competition. Various products are placed in the box in advance (beans, peas, banana, apple, cheese, tomato, sausage, crab sticks, greens, cucumber, corn, canned fish, mayonnaise, crackers, etc.). Each participant can only approach the box once and take only one product.
The task is to prepare a salad from selected products in the allotted time.
The king tries the treats and chooses the most delicious salad, drinks a glass for the culinary skills of the beauties. The girls take their places.
Leading:
It’s too early, dear beauties, for you to relax. The second guest came to us. And not just one, but three...
In the hall, under military music come out Three heroes.
The game is being played Drag rope»
2 women's teams are being formed. At a signal from one of the guests, the women begin the game.
As a joke, the heroes can choose their wives from the ladies of the winning team.
A toast sounds, praising the strength and endurance of women.
Leading:
Do you hear? Someone is flying towards us... Baba Yaga is rushing towards us on a broom!
Appears in the hall to the music Baba Yaga(preferably it should be a man in disguise).
A competition is being held The most perfect couple»
The presenter selects participants from among those willing - 3-4 pairs. Girls have a lid from a saucepan (frying pan) tied to their waist, and men have a ladle. To the sound of cheerful music, each couple should hit the lid as much as possible with the ladle in a minute without using their hands.
Baba Yaga thanks for the master class, drinks a glass with everyone “For women’s sociability and attractiveness!” and sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Hush, hush!! Do you hear?! I think someone is crying.
A competition is being held Living beads»
The presenter calls 2 young ladies and gives them a tape different colors, at least 10 meters long. The task of each participant is to “string” “live” beads, which are the guests, onto ribbons. You need to string the “beads” by passing the ribbon through any element of clothing (belt, sleeve, pant leg, straps) of those present.
When the beads are “collected,” the host announces a musical battle: one chain dances the lambada, the second dances the little ducklings. Here it is important not only to move well, but also to ensure that the beads do not fall apart.
Nesmeyana laughs hysterically, drinks a glass with a toast praising a woman’s sense of humor, and sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Oh, how smart we are, our fairy-tale beauties! They managed to make the pessimistic princess laugh. But this is not all the tests that are in store for you today. There are still heroes in the far distant country who are counting on your help! But another unfortunate guest has come to us!
Staggering into the hall to the music of “The Vodyanoy’s Song” from the cartoon “Flying Ship” Water with a bottle of vodka.
The presenter conducts the competition " Five»
2 teams of 5 people are formed. On two tables, 3-4 meters away, a bottle of alcoholic beverage, a sandwich and a glass are placed.
The first player (open it) must run up to the table and open the bottle;
The second (pour it) - runs up and pours alcohol;
The third (have a drink) - must run up and drink the poured drink;
The fourth (eat up) - runs up to the table and eats a sandwich;
The fifth (close it) - must run and close the alcohol;
The team that completes the task faster and more accurately will win.
The merman drinks the “last glass before quitting”, and, making a toast “To women’s perseverance and beauty!”, sits down with the guests.
Leading:
But, dear ladies, there is no need to relax... The last guest came to us, but Leshy himself from the forestry department himself appeared.
He enters the hall, shuffling his feet, Goblin. All in rags, ragged.
Contest " Glamorous outfit»
You should prepare in advance a large box in which to put a lot of comical things: glasses with a nose, a wig, a hat with pigtails, a bra, women's and men's underpants, a sequined top, a baby cap, a disposable diaper large size, Pierrot collar, kokoshnik, animal masks, clown nose, etc.
Participants take turns passing the box to each other while listening to cheerful music. The one who still has the box in his hands when the music stops must take the item from the box and put it on himself. Once worn, the item cannot be removed for 30 minutes.
Leshy drinks a glass of “For the glamorous ladies!” and hurries to take his place among the guests.
Leading:
Our fabulous young ladies, in once again They proved to us that they can handle any task! Let us once again congratulate you on International Women's Day! Be as charming, wonderful and irreplaceable. Now accept gifts from fairy-tale characters whom you have helped a lot.
VIDEO: A funny corporate fairy tale!
Corporate party on March 8 in a women's team
If you decide to celebrate March 8th with a small group of women, then it would be appropriate to immediately think about the theme of the party. The topic may concern cinema, music, coffee, hats, pink style, animals.
It would be appropriate for such a celebration prepare a photo zone with all the accessories so that every young lady can take high-quality photos as a keepsake.
If the team is small, the celebration can be organized in a cafe, taking care in advance of the availability of seats and suitable premises, preparing in advance musical accompaniment and themed decoration of the hall.
The highlight of the women's holiday can be the invited “waiters” with a naked torso. The main thing is that among the corporate party participants there are no ardent opponents of male presence at the holiday.
In addition to festive toasts, you can cheer up your colleagues comic advice in poetic form:
- Tip #1
- Tip #2
- Tip #3
- Tip #4
To make a corporate party unforgettable in a women’s team, you need to choose fun competitions that will be of interest to women of different ages. The host of the celebration can be one of her colleagues or male guest presenter.
Leading:
And now, dear ladies, imagine that we are preparing for the holiday! What would a holiday be without Olivier? You have already gone to the store, bought the ingredients, all that remains is to prepare the most festive salad.
We get into the “train”, find the neighbor’s waist and do not let her closer than arm’s length. When I say:
Polka dots- bend back
Sausage– lean forward;
Cucumber– tilt to the left;
Potato– tilt to the right,
And when you hear " Mayonnaise“- everything is beautiful, and, most importantly, sexy, we begin to rotate our hips. Let's go...
Competitions for corporate parties on March 8
Funny and humorous competitions will be able to increase the degree of fun of the ladies and guests present at the festive corporate party. One of the best options would be to conduct comic competition « Real ladies». 
To do this, you will need to select participants from among the ladies in the hall. Several men in disguise will help add originality to the competition. Competitions should concern exclusively female qualities.
- Contest " Cosmetic bag»
You should prepare a heavy cosmetic bag in advance and fill it with a variety of cosmetics: nail polish, lipstick, toner, nail polish remover, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, foundation, makeup, powder compact, etc.
The presenter says the task, the first participant must short time find the cosmetic product hidden in it.
Approximate tasks for participants:
- Touch up your eyes
- Remove makeup
- Even out your complexion
- Tint your eyelashes
- Fill your eyebrows
- Touch up your lips for a date (business meeting).
- Contest " Mistress»
The participant is blindfolded and brought to a table on which there are three saucers with cereals (buckwheat, millet, pearl barley, wheat, oatmeal or other porridge). The girls' task is to correctly recognize the cereal. The one who can name the ingredients correctly the fastest wins.
- Contest " Find and bring»
Each participant chooses an envelope with two or three tasks. The participant who completes them the fastest wins.
Examples of find and bring tasks:
- a scraper, a wet wipe, a man's shoe;
- lipstick, belt, napkin;
- telephone, fork, sock;
- tie, comb, spoon;
- button, plate, mascara. 
- Contest " Non-standard solution»
The presenter reads out the situation, each participant must describe her intended actions.
- Contest " Ideal man»
Participants are divided into two teams whose task is to draw an image ideal man blindfolded.
- Final relay
Two teams are formed. Each team member must run around a chair with a plastic bottle pressed between her knees, return, and pass the baton to the next one without using her hands. The team whose members complete the relay the fastest wins.
At the end competitive program, the presenter, together with the men selected from the jury, award each lady with the following nominations:
- Miss Housekeeping
- Miss Dexterity
- Miss Pretty Eyes
- Miss Short Skirt
- Miss Extraordinary.
Funny funny scenes for corporate parties on March 8
You can congratulate women on March 8 not only with words or songs. An extraordinary congratulation will be comic scene performed by male colleagues. This could be a parody of friendship between women, love, favorite films or musical compositions.
- Comic musical scene, to the tune of the song " Belle»
Three couples participate in the scene:
First - Old lady hat And Cheburashka
Second - Little Red Riding Hood And Gray Wolf
Third - Thumbelina And Blind Mole.
appear on stage Old woman Shapoklyak With Cheburashka and sing one verse of the remade song.
The loss sounds, the second couple enters the hall ( Gray Wolf And Little Red Riding Hood), performs the second verse.
The third couple appears on the stage - Blind Mole And Thumbelina who perform the third verse.
All the characters sing, addressing the audience.
At the end of the song, the characters blow a kiss.
- Funny parody scene on Indian cinema Eternal love»
Characters:
Leading
Jimmy- young man, main character
Satik- Jimmy's mother
Aishe- girl, main character
Ajit- Aishe's father.
Men can tie a turban on their head and place a red dot on their forehead. For women, tie white (mama) and multi-colored (Aisha) material around the body.
Only men can perform the scene, inviting the hero of the occasion to watch their favorite Indian movie.
Some Indian paraphernalia, a palm tree, a table and a white tablecloth are brought into the hall. There is a plate of flatbread on the table.
Leading: First episode “Good Purpose”.
An Indian melody sounds in the hall, Satik’s mother appears and sits down at the table, and after a while Jimmy appears.
Jimmy:
Good morning, mommy! (sits down at the table)
Satik:
Good son, I prepared some food. You must have gotten very hungry overnight. (tears off a flatbread and offers a piece to his son, puts it in his mouth)
Jimmy: (chews a flatbread and jumps up sharply)
Mother! You never told me about your father? Who was he?
Satik:
Your father was a very noble man and always helped the poor.
Jimmy:
So our family was rich?
Satik:
Yes. Your father died at sea when you were still a baby! During the shipwreck, everyone drowned, only you and I were saved. Our big house in Calcutta, it burned down and we became beggars.
Jimmy:
(runs up to Satika, takes her hand)
Mother! I will do everything to make you happy! We will definitely be rich!
(they hug and leave the hall) 
Leading: Second episode “Sudden Love” 10 years have passed...
A guy appears in the hall with a handbag and a girl running after him.
Aishe:
Thief! Give me your purse! Help!
Jimmy runs in, takes the thief's purse, and fights with the thief using elements of karate. (You can sound a fight from a Chinese movie, where the blows are heard). The thief falls to the floor, lifeless. Jimmy takes the bag from the dead thief and gives it to Aisha.
Aishe:
Oh! Thank you! I am so grateful to you, in this handbag there is the most precious thing for me - a pendant. The talisman of my late great-great-great-grandmother.
An Indian song plays, the characters perform a dance, and you can bring in backup dancers.
Leading:
This song talks about a sudden feeling that flared up between two characters. They love each other very much, but are not sure if they can be together.
The Indian melody fades and the dance stops. 
Leading:
Third episode "Terrible Secret". 5 years have passed...
Jimmy:
I've been waiting for you for so long, my love!
Aishe:
You know, beloved, that my father is against our love. You are poor!
Jimmy:
No one in the world can separate us!
Ayşe's angry father appears in the hall. Ajit with a naked torso, over which a white sheet is thrown.
Ajit:
ABOUT! My wicked daughter! How dare you disobey me and contact this ragamuffin!
(approaches Aisha and hits her in the face. A characteristic blow is heard, like in the movies)
Jimmy:
Don't you dare touch her!
(runs up to Ajit)
Ajit:
I'll deal with you now! Ragamuffin!
A fight breaks out and blows sound. Ajit pushes Jimmy to the floor and begins to choke him. At this moment, Jimmy's mother appears in the hall with a dagger.
Satik:
Oh my son, I will save you! This is your father's dagger!
Sathika stabs Ajit in the back with a dagger. A sheet falls off Ayşe's father, revealing a red stain simulating blood. Ajit stands up and stands with his back to the audience.
Ajit:
Satik? It's you? I found you! (hugs her)
Satik:
Ajit, we thought you were dead! Jimmy, it's your father!
Ajit:
I think I'm dying. ( falls) But I'm happy!
Jimmy and Ayesha run up to Ajit. He takes the heroes' hands and connects them. 
Ajit:
I bless you, my children! Be happy!
Jimmy:
Father, Ayşe and I cannot get married. ( takes his hand) If you are my father, then Aishe is my sister.
Ajit: (getting up)
Oh no. Aisha is my step-daughter.
One day, I found a small child on the threshold of my house. It was you - Aishe. (looks at daughter)
Jimmy:
Oh, Aishe, what happiness! (exclaims and looks at Aishe)
Ajit: (begins to moan, imitating his last breaths)
ABOUT! I'm starting to feel like life is leaving me. Be happy, my beloved people. I will die with joy!
Aishe:
(looks at his father worriedly)
Oh no! Father! Don't die at such a happy moment! (crying)
Satik:
I'll save him! (takes out a jar from her purse or pocket) I have a miraculous balm of the sacred mountains, made during the full moon. This medicine will revive him!
Sathika leans towards Ajit, smears his “wound”, he begins to come to life.
Ajit:
ABOUT! I begin to feel life-giving forces filling me. (jumps up)
An Indian song plays, to which two couples dance: Ajit and Sathika, Jimmy and Aishe.
Leading:
This song reveals the great joy of meeting after a long separation and eternal love.
End.
Roles played (substitute names of actors):
Aishe – Margarita Lunenko
Satik: Svetlana Onufrienko
Ajit: Andrey Gugukalo
Jimmy - Timofey Simonyan.
VIDEO: The guys just tore apart the female audience! skit “March 8!”
Fun games for corporate parties on March 8
Toasts to the women have already been finished, gifts have been given, and the guests have relaxed a little with the help of strong drinks. It's time to start some fun games. 
- Comic game " Casting»
Leading:
And now I will ask real men to come to me. (leave)
Look how brave these guys are! They are the ones who should represent our country at international competition Eurovision. Now we will conduct a small casting.
Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a nickname for yourself. (they come up with, they say)
It is known on at the moment voice data is a secondary matter, the most important thing is emotion, passion, facial expressions. The technique will help with the voice, but facial expressions will have to be carefully practiced. Here's a simulator for you. (gives everyone an elastic band)
We put it under our nose. The elastic band needs to be removed around the neck without using your hands.
The winner is determined by applause. And then, all that’s left to do is look for sponsors and submit an application to the Eurovision Organizing Committee.
- Game " An eloquent toast»
Leading:
Who is the most eloquent in your organization (team, corporation)? (comes out)
Your task is to say a toast to our ladies. I'll help you a little. I will hold up a piece of paper with the indicated clue word that you should use in your congratulations.
(The words are written on the sheets: RAM, felt boots, battery, referee, carburetor, refrigerator, combine).
- Game " Instead of a thousand words»
Leading:(invites a guy and a girl for the competition)
Guys, you have been working in a close-knit team for some time now, so you must understand each other at a glance. The partner receives a task from me and must convey to his partner through facial expressions and gestures what she should buy at the supermarket.
(beef tongue, pork heart, chicken breast, quail eggs). 
- Outdoor game " Flower»
Leading(invites several couples):
Today is Women's Day, so all men give flowers to the fair half of humanity. The task of our guys is simple - to put flowers in a bottle that is under the arm of the partner. So, guys? Flower in your teeth and let's go...
- Fun game " Where to invest money?»
Leading: (calls two pairs)
Now, dear participants, you need to invest your finances in different banking institutions as quickly as possible. You can only insert one banknote. (gives the ladies prepared candy wrappers). Banks can be your partner's pockets, socks, and all the secret places. Hurry! You need to invest your money as quickly as possible, otherwise the working day in banks is coming to an end. Let's start...
(Sounds funny music, the presenter can help the participants, complete the task, jokes, asks after a minute)
How many bills does the first pair have left? What about you? Perfect! The money is invested. They are working. And now I will ask the young ladies to switch partners and remove everything as quickly as possible deposits rivals. Banks are opening! Withdraw money! Let's start... 
- Funny game " Personal matter»
Several participants are invited, they are placed with their backs to the hall, each has a sign with the names of various institutions (“Sauna”, “Gynecologist”, “Cowshed”, “Station”, “Tax Office”, “Detoxification center”, “Psychologist”, “Massage therapist”) and so on). The facilitator asks various questions to each of the participants.
The most common questions:
- How often do you appear here?
- Who do you usually go there with?
- Whom do you meet there?
- How do you feel after visiting this establishment?
- Why are you going there?
- Do you get paid for visiting? What about you?
- How is the situation there, are you comfortable?
VIDEO: Fun competition for a corporate party
Remade songs for a corporate party on March 8
To congratulate lovely ladies on March 8th at a corporate party in an original way, you can sing them several modern remade songs. This option is perfect for karaoke if the party is celebrated in a cafe.
A kind and cheerful musical composition based on the song “If you leave the house with a frown...” will charge everyone with positive emotions.
A good congratulation to women from a male group could be a remake song based on the musical composition by A. Rosenbaum - “Ay”.
For a gathering in a women's group, you can use the remade song “We, girls!”, based on the musical composition from the film “Captain Vrungel” - “We, bandito”.
Song-remake “We are girls”
For your boss, you can perform the remade musical composition “Smile”.
Leading:
I want to congratulate women on the spring holiday,
The tenderness of flowers and the shine of the sun,
May your days always be clear,
and the sun will peep through your window!
All the women in our garden are beautiful!
Look at their faces, they are radiant and clear!
Every woman's smile is worthy of adoration,
And each of them is a role model!
And no matter who they work in our garden,
It's just women, at least once a year!
Being a manager is not an easy job,
The main thing here is wisdom, and strength, and will.
A smile for everyone, nights without sleep.
There are so many women here, but there is only one!
Let the leader be calm,
When there is such an accountant-manufacturer!
Calm, wise, will weigh everything more than once,
We have such a woman in our garden!
And being a Methodist, you say, is easy?
Our beauty is short
I'm completely buried in my documents,
And she had almost no strength left...
The caretaker in the garden has a lot of work,
Plates, toys and blankets...
And a lot of problems on the economic side,
And you are just a woman who deserves happiness!
For experienced teachers have no less work,
But they are also real women!
We call them masters, elders,
But it would be more correct - the wisest women!
Every single one of them deserves respect!
And we have no doubt about this!
And these are young, lovely, gentle creatures
They are just beginning their journey to education!
We will all help them together
Become wise masters in your work
Assistant being a teacher is not an easy job.
Sometimes they want to wear a dress and shoes!
Let's not forget about
That the nanny is a woman, with hard work!
Not everyone can do this job,
But life gifted them with endurance!
Forget your worries at least for an hour,
You are gentle women with us today!
The kitchen is literally busy!
They have no idea about putting on makeup.
Elena Irina Vera Olga Lyudmila Svetlana
You best women– and this is quite a lot.
Save the health of all our children
You can’t learn from textbooks and books!
Our nurses have a lot of experience!
You women are a miracle! We'll tell you honestly!
But it would be boring in the garden without creativity!
About add. I really want to tell the teachers!
Our speech therapist is an aesthetic woman,
Our physical hand is a stylish and athletic woman.
There is a sociologist - a pragmatic woman!
There is a choreographer - a dancing woman!
And our favorite musicians,
Singers, poets and just talented people!
It doesn’t matter who each of you works!
We congratulate everyone on the holiday now!
The presenter calls those who want to compete for the title "Miss Harmony". Participants on stage! Let's give them a round of applause! Every woman strives for harmony. Towards harmony in everything. Now you, dear participants, will try "to conquer" rank "harmonious" women. We have everything for this necessary: "track" wallpaper and your burning desire to fold it like an accordion as quickly as possible. We will find out whose will be made faster and which will have more folds after 1 minute. Are you ready? Then we create "Harmony"!
Upon completion, the winner is awarded a medal "Miss Harmony".
Presenter:
For children, the second mother is
Kindergarten teacher.
She knows a lot
The needlewoman herself.
The children's world is her occupation,
A real addiction.
Patient with the kids
Entertains them with games.
The presenter invites you to take part in the competition "Nimble Hands".
The girls are divided into pairs and given ribbons. The task is to quickly tie two large and beautiful bows to each other. The couple that makes the bows the fastest wins prizes. In a controversial case, the quality of the bows is assessed.
Humorous monologue "Pumpkin"
Oh, my girls, oh girls, we had a good time sitting, talking, laughing. Before you leave, girls, like this, with your paw on your heart, tell me why you all want to lose weight, why?
Husband me from time to time gets enough: “Yes, you are far from a mummy”.
I speak: “Why far away, you’re close”
Speaks: “When I try to hug you, my hands don’t come together behind me.”
That's right, you can't embrace the immensity. Girls, when we first met him, I came to his house for the first time, didn’t have time to enter the apartment?
he came to me from the doorway: “God, what shapes!”
I speak: "Calmly! I’m not all the way in yet.”. Of course, of course, there are some problems with weight, of course. I accidentally stepped on both feet of a guy in the sporting goods store, he looked at his shoes and said, why did I come for fins?
And my hubby is everything: “You and your figure will only star in Titanic as an iceberg”
I'm talking: “Another role is crying for you, when you are dystrophic at home, in the heat I can’t even turn on the fan, because it will new series Gone with the Wind"
Tells me: “With you, the car consumes 2 times more gasoline”
I speak: “But the braking distance is 2 times shorter”
Girls, the Motherland needs donuts, we are of one use, if I served in the airborne troops, I would be the fastest to jump from a parachute. While the others were in the air, I would have already dug an anti-tank ditch. There is only one benefit from us. I climbed a ten-meter tower in the pool, I love jumping. Girls, I didn’t see it, honestly, I didn’t see it, the guy downstairs was just learning to swim, but he couldn’t do it for a long time. but how he saw me from below, soaring on the wings of love, girls, now a master of sports.
Once my husband and I were in the south, he told me speaks: "Eat a lot of pineapples, they burn fat"
I'm talking:“My dear, there aren’t that many pineapples growing here.” It’s a shame to remember that some black man came up and said to me: "GOODMORNING LADY". I tell him right away said: “Nuka, get out of here!”
“WOMAN VON RUSH?”
I'm talking: “Rasha, Russia, but not yours. What do you want Ganduras?”
Listen, they turn out to be riding elephants... Girls, I looked, there was an elephant. I don’t know, do elephants have Lilliputians? NO? What kind of elephant is this, you could confuse me with it from behind. And this Mowgli is everything jumps: “Would you like to ride an elephant?” I I say: “Well, that’s what I want, you ask the elephant” Well, as I thought, the elephant somehow got me to the jungle, and I brought him back.
And my hubby is everything: “Your existence refutes Darwin’s entire theory that man descended from apes. What kind of horseradish branch can withstand such a monkey.”
Listen, he’s lying on the beach, I’m standing next to him in a chic sambrero, I love to dress beautifully, girls, I love this business, I’m standing in a chic sambrero. He told me speaks: “Listen, you dream of cannibals, at least take off your Panama hat, otherwise people from afar will mistake you for a fungus.
I tell him: “Calm down, if you blather, you’ll be left without a shadow.” He doesn’t understand what happiness he has, he doesn’t understand, he declares to me: “We don’t have a dacha, but you bought a double hammock.”
I speak: “Open your eyes, it’s a bra.”
Girls, when we get on the bus with him, they immediately give us seats, right away, as soon as I say: “So it’s like that. "Whoever doesn't stand up, I'll fall on him"
Here's my darling for my birthday declares: “I want you to look like a model.” And he gave it, oh, just don’t fall. thong,. Well, the swimsuit is like that, there’s also a string going through the back. along the equator. I told him I say: “My dear, your thong will disappear into obscurity on my figure.” And then, what kind of figure do these models have, girls, excuse me, what is this? head, legs and three navels (shows his face) And the faces are evil, because at night we dream of sausage, but we don’t dream of donuts, so our faces are good, which means we are good in our souls, and good man there must be a lot, and that's all I wanted to tell you.
Let the warmth of awakened nature, the attention and devotion of men add strength and self-confidence to you. I wish you to greet every passing day with a smile and joy.
Let your feminine uniqueness, charm, lightness always help you in solving difficult problems. Good health, prosperity and family warmth! Happy Holidays!
Scenario for a corporate holiday dedicated to International Women's Day.
Characters:
1. 1st presenter.
2. 2nd presenter.
Scenario progress:
1 Block.
Fanfare. Sounds groovy German music. Two presenters in costumes of village German boys appear on stage.
1st: Allow me to introduce myself, dear ladies and gentlemen, my name is Hans.
2nd: And I’m Rumpeliptiludrich, by the way, I’m keen on the great-grandson of the famous German revolutionary Clara Zetkin
1st: And I am the great-grandson of Rosa Luxenburg. Yes! Yes, it is thanks to our great-grandmothers that many countries around the world celebrate March 8th.
2nd: After all, it was they who came up with this spring holiday, as a day of struggle for all women for equality
1st: Well, the struggle of women for equality, in my opinion, is no longer relevant, soon men will come out to demonstrate, but we men really have the opportunity to congratulate you, our charming, beautiful, one and only.
2nd: And today, dear ladies, men from all over the world will congratulate you! And then your thunderous applause!
1st: Yes, yes, I remember what my great-grandmother bequeathed to me, she says, when you see women from the company (name of organization), immediately organize congratulations for them from men all over the world
2nd: Dear ladies and gentlemen, it's time for us to take a little trip
1st: And the first country where we will go is France
2nd: Yes, yes - a country of love, beauty, spring and spirits. Well, let's go! (nothing happens).
1st. Wait, wait, let's get to France the next way, we'll play one game called "Tank Engine".
Game "Locomotive".
The presenters select 2 girls in the hall and announce them as the heads of trains No. 1 and No. 2, hand each a pipe from the train and hang signs around their necks - “Colosseum - Paris”. At the command of the host, the “locomotives” descend to the dance floor, and all the vacationers choose their favorite “locomotive” and cling to it - thus creating trailers. Everyone “rides” together around the dance hall and, at the command of the leader, shouts loudly: “Tut-tu!” The little engine that collects the most trailers wins.
1st: Any nonsense for your sake
Our ancestors personally accomplished
Because of your beautiful eyes
Madness is not uncommon among us
2nd: Ah, women, all our glory
You'll like it yourself
Oh delicious right
Captivate us and drive us crazy.
1st: Bonjour Madame and Monsieur
2nd: Salt, salt, salt - welcome to France.
1st: I am so glad to see so many beautiful and charming women here that I cannot resist and want to invite you to take part in the national French game.
Game "French".
Five women are invited to the stage. The 1st presenter takes them backstage. The 2nd presenter selects one man in the hall and pours a little French cologne on him. The girls are returning. And at the command of the presenters they look for a “Frenchman”, then they eat a man who smells of cologne.
Rewarding the participants.
1st: Yesterday one lady, while buying a leopard fur coat, asked me
- “What do you think, will the fur not get damaged in the rain?”
- “Madam, have you ever seen a leopard under an umbrella.”
2nd: Well, at the end of our pleasant meeting, I want you to fill your glasses with wine. Our toast, which is so relevant in France - “A woman’s clothes are her weapon. So let’s drink to unarmed women.”
Sounds fun french music, the presenters leave. Concert number.
2nd Block.
A woman is with us when we are born
The woman is with us in our last hour
Banner woman when we fight
A woman is the joy of opened eyes
2nd: Happy holiday to you, dear women!
1st: And welcome to Brazil. And now you will witness the most grandiose show in the world - the carnival.
A girl runs in and whispers something in the presenter’s ear.
2nd: Due to the fact that the carnival artists are delayed, you will have to become not only witnesses, but also participants in this show. Now we will arrange a real Brazilian carnival.
Game "Samba, Rumba, Lambada".
The presenters go down to the dance floor. All men and women stand in a circle, turn to the right, and take the person in front by the waist. The leader says: “Samba”, everyone must take a step forward with their right foot, then “Rumba”, the participants take a step forward with their left foot. When the leader says “Lambada,” everyone in the circle, without removing their hands from the neighbor’s waist, dances Lambada. The DJ plays appropriate music. The presenter says that he likes the way everyone dances and makes the task more difficult. Now all players take the shoulders of the participant standing in front of them, but one after the other. The circle narrows, and everything starts all over again: “Samba, Rumba, Lambada.”
Rewarding distinguished women.
1st: Yesterday I saw two beauties chatting about fashion: “Long men's jackets are just a nightmare. You talk to a man and you don’t see how he treats you.”
2nd: Well, before you leave our country, I want you to fill your glasses. And I will say it with all my heart.
May Women's Day never end
Let the streams sing in your honor
Let the sun smile on you
And men give you flowers.
Your two Brazilian machos.
Happy holiday, dear women.
Brazilian music sounds, the presenters leave. Disco.
3rd Block.
1st: Hello!
2nd: Good Knight, dear ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to America.
They shoot from a pistol.
1st: You, dear women, you, who shorten the life of each person individually and prolong it for all humanity as a whole, you are more beautiful today than ever!
2nd: And Michael and I want to invite you to take part in our national American game, which is called very simply “Hops”
Game "Hops".
Three girls come on stage. Michael sets up three chairs and places an inflatable pump on each of them. Inflatable balls are attached to the ends of the pump hoses. The participants’ task is to start jumping on the pumps on command. The ball should inflate accordingly. The first participant to burst the balloon wins.
Rewarding the participants.
1st: Well, according to tradition, let's raise our glasses. Here in Texas they say:
Be careful with a woman
She is still unknown
Looks like a minefield
And you are a sapper in front of a woman
2nd: Go and weigh yours each
Your step and gesture
Don't make a mistake, otherwise it's a mess
The mine will explode and....... Goodbye!
So let's drink to you, our dear explosives.
Country sounds, the presenters leave. Disco.
4th Block.
1st: Dear ladies, we wish you -
Always be happy in April and May!
2nd: Now and tomorrow, and for thousands of years!
Nowadays the light rests on women!
1st: Welcome to Egypt. Today my friend Sheikh Suleiman and I will congratulate you on March 8th!
2nd: And those who we like, we will take into our harem!
1st: Well, well, Ibrahim, don’t jinx it. He's joking, dear girls, don't be afraid! And I want five to come up to this stage charming girls! Now Suleiman you will see real stars Russian stage.
Game "Stars"
The 1st presenter distributes pieces of paper to the competition participants with the names of Russian pop stars written on them. The girls take turns going on stage and singing to the soundtrack in the image of the star they got. For example: Zhanna Friske, Nyusha, Alla Pugacheva, Kristina Orbakaite, Valeria.
Rewarding the participants.
1st: Well, before you leave Egypt, let's fill your glasses with the blessed drink. My toast to the woman! In difficult times, she really means a lot! If it is not hidden in a stream of phrases! And in the principles of dedication! Happy holiday to you, my dear concubines!
The sheikhs leave to the accompaniment of oriental music.
5th Block.
1st: Welcome to Russia! I have a magic balalaika here - “Thinking out loud” It’s very simple - just pick it up and we’ll immediately find out what you’re thinking about!
The 1st presenter chooses any woman and gives her a balalaika. The DJ plays “thought,” an excerpt from a famous song.
Game "Balalaika".
The 2nd presenter gathers the men, takes them backstage, where they dress up as March cats and prepare a holiday greeting.
1st: Well, the very solemn moment that we have been waiting for so long has arrived. So, meet the 8 March cats!
1st. We came to your holiday,
Congratulations to your beloved ladies!
2nd. Let's sing and have fun.
It's a sin not to get drunk today!
3rd. Let's celebrate the holiday together
We sincerely congratulate you!
4th. Ten times, or even twenty,
We wish you wealth!
5th. Otherwise, money is nonsense,
The main thing is health!
6th. Yes!
7th. Happiness to all of you, full house
8th. And there is great love in it!
Together: Hooray!!! (crackers explode).
1st. Well, now I want to invite the director of the company to this stage with holiday wishes.
Director's speech.
2nd: Allow me to take my leave, dear women. Goodbye, the sweetest, the most beautiful, the most desirable...
Presenters(blowing kisses) they leave.
Spring is coming. And with it comes a good mood and new holidays. The first holiday is March 8th. This is not only women's day, but also spring day. Therefore to this day prepare in advance and plan everything ahead. New competitions for March 8 for women at the corporate table will help you spend the holiday more fun and brighter. All competitions are perfect for your company and everyone will truly enjoy the games.
As soon as you and your colleagues have gathered at the festive table, you don’t really want to play and participate in competitions. The work day is over, and you want to have a drink, relax and get some rest. And this is where new competitions that you can play right at the table are just right for you. Let's see what kind of competitions these are.
Competition - menu for the holiday.
The first competition is simple and interesting. Guests will have to guess the menu that can be prepared for the holiday. The host reads poetry, and at the end the guests must answer what kind of dish it is. Whoever answers first and correctly wins a prize. Prizes are definitely needed, but not serious, but comic. For example, a lettuce leaf, a pike keychain, a bottle of compote, and so on. In general, everything that is in the answers to the game.
And here are the poems themselves:
Competition - a phrase from the film.
We all love watching movies. Many films feature women in leading roles. And we just have a women's holiday. Therefore, let's remember in what famous films Famous actresses starred.
The competition is very simple: you choose catchphrases women from films, write each phrase on a separate card. You mix all the cards, and each girl takes out one card in turn for the holidays. She reads out the phrase and must answer: what movie is it and who said it.
Here are examples of phrases:
- painted bitch!
- you will be cured, and you will be cured, and I will be cured!
- that means the boots are good, you have to take them!
- It's not my fault! He came to me himself!
- What a driver, what a car!
- thank you, okay, put it on the chest of drawers!
- You have to make a good man yourself, and not be ready to receive.
- but I won’t get married! It’s better to be alone - I want to eat halva, I want gingerbread!
- I - world mother. I'll get everything ready and go to my friend's place.
You see, the phrases are quite recognizable, and we think that this competition will go off with a bang.
Competition – guess the film and characters.
The theme of cinema during the holidays is very popular. And guests play these games with pleasure. Our next competition is a video competition. Playing here is also simple and interesting. A still from the film appears on the screen. Only the actors' faces are covered with a flower. Guests guess the name of the film and what kind of frame it is, and then the same frame appears, only without flowers and everyone sees the faces and the name of the film.
Watch the video for the competition:
Competition - what have women succeeded in?
In this competition, the host asks questions to the guests, and they answer them. To make it more interesting, divide the guests into two teams. Give each team a whistle or something other than to signal. The presenter reads out the question and then gives possible answers. Whichever team knows the answer gives a signal and answers.
Examples of questions:
1. What did the woman do first?
A) depilation
B) demonstration
C) lottery (correct answer)
D) beauty contest
2. What tradition was introduced by the woman?
A) drink tea at 5 am (correct answer)
B) wash your hands after using the toilet
C) apply lipstick while eating
D) when going to the toilet, say that you are going to powder your nose
3. What kind of toy did the woman come up with?
A) a robot dog
B) teddy bear(correct answer)
B) transformer
D) a stuffed dog
4. What exactly did the woman invent?
A) washing machine
B) microwave
B) dishwasher (correct answer)
D) multicooker
5. What holiday did the woman come up with?
A) day of the cut glass
B) men's housework day
B) family day
D) March 8 (correct answer)
Competition – auction of compliments.
Men take part in this competition. For the competition you need photographs or cards with the names of all the women who are at the holiday. We put photos or cards with names in a bag. And in another bag we put cubes with letters (except for the letters: ы, ь, ъ and others for which it is difficult to come up with a word). Men compete in an auction. The first one starts. He says: I will compliment you once. The next one offers his own version. Auction step 1 or 2 words. When someone wins, he takes out a photo or name, and then a letter. And for this letter, a man must give this woman exactly as many compliments as he bid in order to win the auction. To ensure that the rates are not prohibitive, all this needs to be regulated. For example, if a man said that he could say 10 compliments per letter, but he couldn’t, then he must fulfill as many girls’ wishes as he couldn’t name. To make your wishes decent, prepare cards for playing forfeits.
Competition – songs about women.
It's time to sing a little. But first we need to name the songs in which women are mentioned. That is, you need to name the name of the song where the woman is mentioned, or a line from the song. You can play in teams, or you can have each guest in turn name one song or line. Whoever does not name in turn is eliminated.
examples of some of these songs:
- Give women flowers.
- Oh, what a woman.
- A woman who sings.