When I'm on a date I swing my hips
Yesterday we had a corporate party on the occasion of New Year's Eve.
summing up the results, rewarding the most distinguished in the opinion of the authorities...
and also my friend (and at the same time colleague) found fun nominations on the Internet and awarded everyone certificates and diplomas...
I decided to post it here because... almost everything was taken from different sources.....maybe it will be useful for someone or for myself (if I leave for another job)
1. If you work hard 8 hours a day, you will eventually become a boss and have the right to work 12 hours a day.
In the nomination "Breakthrough of the Year" awarded......(presented to the sales representative, who with NG will be a Senior Sales Representative (something like a supervisor).
2. You cannot give everything to everyone, because there are many of them, but there is not enough of everything in the warehouse. But she copes with it. In the nomination "We were daydreaming" awarded......(warehouse manager)
3. “Should I go to work?” - he thought... and didn’t go. But he doesn't think so. In the nomination "Thank God you came" awarded..... (driver who likes to disappear for a day without warning)
4. I make myself laugh with my funny face. In the nomination "Positive Attitude" The most cheerful and positive person in the company is awarded. (trade representative, the most positive)
5. If you get bored
And I've had enough of everything already,
Listen to her ringing laughter
It will be fun for you.
In the nomination "Antidepressant" awarded.... (cheerful employee).
6. For a responsible attitude towards the work schedule: despite crazy traffic jams, world disasters, the fall in the dollar exchange rate and rising prices for gold and beer, it will appear in in the right place and in right time. In the nomination "Keeping up with the times" awarded... (forklift driver, it was the hardest thing for them to come up with, so it’s just a general nomination that doesn’t characterize them as a person).
7. The most attentive. Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded. In the nomination “And the sense of smell is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle.”, awarded...(given to the girl Torg representative), she is like that with us))
8. She will always share the last crust of bread with her neighbor, treat her to tea, offer a drink and not only coffee…………In the nomination "Self-assembled tablecloth" awarded (they gave it to me, because you can’t think of anything special about yourself either)
9. She recently came to us. Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us. But how many ideas are stored in this head? She will definitely show herself to everyone. In the nomination "Hidden reserves" awarded... (given to the accountant-cashier, she came to us not so long ago)
10. She is the most eloquent employee, she is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team, even if her opinion goes against the opinion of the boss... In the nomination "Speaker, Voice of the People" awarded (given to the Chief Accountant (she likes to argue with the director).
11. Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness.
He is always late everywhere, but
always and everywhere in time, although he
never there! How is it with him
it turns out? In the nomination "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" awarded... (given to the head of the transport department. This is exactly about him, he always shys away somewhere, and then pretends that he has been working all day)
12. Dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of whose hand any office equipment will “clog” into operation. In the nomination "Master of Golden Hands", is awarded (given to our operator, this one will definitely always fix everything. He once saved us when our server crashed).
13. It is from her that you can always find out what date, who did what in the company, why it is called that way and who named it. She can endlessly tell tales from the history of the company. In the nomination "Keeper of Traditions", awarded (given to the Trade Representative, she is one of those who has been working here for a very long time)
14. This is the calmest voice of the company; communication with it puts you in a state of peace. You want to communicate with him again and again. In the nomination
"Mr Antistress" awarded....(given to the calmest driver).
15. This is the very, very... head of the company. This is our most intelligent employee. This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual
She is capable of solving the most difficult problems! In the nomination "Uma Chamber", awarded (given to the manager, somehow they also couldn’t come up with something interesting).
16. Kings can do everything, kings can do everything. And sometimes they decide the fate of the whole earth. In the nomination "How hard it is to be God" awarded (presented to the General Director).
17. He makes an enormous contribution to the work of our company, while remaining invisible. In the nomination "X-Men" awarded (given to the second forklift driver, it was also difficult to choose for him).
18. A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hits on the road. The driver's job is to drive the car, not to be amused by statistics! In the nomination "The cat that walks by itself" awarded (given to the driver)
19. He is engaged in expressing himself every day - he works hard and thoroughly. Not all is gold that lies poorly, but all is gold who works well! In the nomination “Prove yourself - secure it” awarded...(given to the driver)
Comic certificates are presented for birthdays, weddings, retirement or other special events. Employees, bosses, relatives, friends and acquaintances are encouraged with medals and diplomas. The wording for the award depends on the reason for which the document is presented. It is advisable to use ready-made samples filling out the thank you notes that are presented for any special event.
Samples of letters
Examples of diplomas can be downloaded for free on the Internet or purchased at specialized stores. Electronic versions are printed and signed. There are certificates where congratulatory words filled out independently, or those where the text is already present and it is enough to write the recipient’s name. The advantage of the former is an individual approach, in which you can choose any text - humorous, funny, official.
For your birthday
The birthday person is awarded a certificate with an interesting congratulation. For example: “Beloved father and grandfather are awarded!” or “Happy birthday to the best mom in the world!”
For the anniversary
A comic diploma for a special anniversary will be remembered by the hero of the day or hero of the day. It is usually awarded for 50 years, 60 years, 70 years. The congratulator can download a letter with warm words from Putin, Zhirinovsky or another famous politician, singer, or actor. Birthday celebrants and guests will love the original signed certificates.
For a wedding
The wedding certificate is presented to the bride and groom. Comic letters are given to the witness and witness, matchmakers, father-in-law and mother-in-law and father-in-law. You can honor with a diploma for the active participation of cheerful guests.
Congratulations on your honors diploma
There are certificates online that jokingly congratulate students on completing their studies. If desired, they give highly specialized certificates: to a cunning lawyer, to an ideal programmer. Suitable options: “Diploma of a recognized genius”, “Certificate of a Bright Head”.
To a woman
When signing a diploma for lovely ladies, you should not skimp on compliments. The text says that the woman is beautiful, charming, gentle, sweet, smart, kind, with a good sense of humor.
To a man
A real man gets thank you letter in the categories: “Golden Hands”, “Muscles of Steel”, “Sex Symbol”. The nomination depends on the character and hobbies of the man who is awarded the diploma.
To mom
Usually, the presentation of the certificate falls on the shoulders of the children or spouse. You can reward a woman for the fact that she is just about to become a mother. In this case, comic diplomas are selected for expectant mothers experiencing pregnancy difficulties.
To my husband
Wife
Parents
The certificate is presented to new parents in a comic form. Certificates are given at the time of discharge from the maternity hospital or after it. Diplomas for many years of conscientious work in raising children are awarded when the child has already graduated from school.
For children
Certificate nominations for kids are “Achievements in Sports”, “Outstanding Academic Achievement”, “Exemplary Behavior”. Funny nominations - “Miss Sweet Tooth”, “Miss Laughter”, “Mr. Imagination”.
For girls
For a boy
Grandfather
Grandma
Pensioner
To a friend
The joke is issued in the form of a diploma or postcard. Your best friend will be delighted with the original design of the certificate. For example, a diploma is jokingly signed and a photo of a person with a friend is attached to it.
To my best friend
To the winner
For first place
An award sheet for 1st place or 2nd and 3rd places is given at holidays as a prize for participation in competitions.
To the head
The boss is given a comic certificate or funny order from the team of workers. The text talks about what positive qualities The leader has: wisdom, determination, justice.
To the boss
Colleague
Employee for work
To a conscientious worker
In a comic letter best employee worth thanking for good job. Managers can summarize the year, ask employees to save positive dynamics and continue to improve in the professional field.
To the teacher
To the doctor
To the teacher
When planning to present comic diplomas, parents can buy a little more forms. Then sign blank certificates for the most delicious dinners, kind attitude towards children, games and walks fresh air and give it to the kindergarten staff.
Accountant
To the builder
To the cook
To the driver
For sporting achievements
Awards with funny titles
Medals in comic categories
Diploma templates
Layouts of comic letters need to be cheerfully signed. If there is no diploma with the desired nomination online, then download blank diplomas and then sign them at your own discretion.
For example: “To the best checkers player!”, “Certificate for participation in the most fiery dances!”, “A juicy berry at 45 years old!”
How to sign a thank you note
The text is the main part of the commendable diploma. Ready template found on the Internet or composed on their own. An important part of a successful congratulation includes a gift and receipt of a certificate by the hero of the occasion. It is worth taking care of the solemn atmosphere, presenting the diploma to the birthday boy, reading the text in front of the guests, and adding a few sincere words of your own.
Text for forms
The text for diplomas is the main part of the diploma. Comic congratulations must be kind and cheerful in order to bring a smile to the hero of the occasion. Those who want to write a congratulation themselves, take into account strengths birthday boy or girl, jokingly describe them.
Example 1
Beloved friend Allochka! I present you with a diploma for your ability to support with advice during a difficult and joyful period of life. You can talk on the phone the longest, party with me in clubs at night and find the most fun adventures. Thank you for your friendship!
Example 2
Dear colleague Irina Mikhailovna! We worked together for many years. Today is your holiday! You are retiring, but 55 is a deceptive date. Sparkling eyes and a charming smile reveal your true age. Irina Mikhailovna, our security officers have learned a secret: you are only 20 years old. Always remain cheerful, perky and friendly!
Example 3
Best friend Vladik! I'm glad that we are friends. You always do what is right and fair! It’s interesting to play with you and watch cartoons, overeat with cakes and sit at the same desk. You will always give me advice, and if necessary, you will decide for me test work. Let this diploma remind you that you are my best friend.
Inscriptions in verses
Those with poetic talent can easily congratulate the hero of the occasion on their wedding anniversary, anniversary, even on defending their diploma in the form of a funny poem.
If congratulatory lines just don’t work out, but you want to write a poem yourself, then you can look up rhymes on the Internet: a fisherman is an eccentric, an anniversary - don’t worry, a friend - suddenly a spouse. Compose a short quatrain based on the rhymes.
Gratitude is given on various occasions: on birthdays, other holidays, out of a desire to thank for work or study. You can make a certificate of merit with your own hands or download it online.
In order to make a diploma yourself, take a sheet of white paper, A4 size. In the upper central part it is written in capital letters word: diploma, diploma, certificate of merit, gratitude.
Below is the text and signature. If desired, the diploma is surrounded by a frame; you can draw a picture or paste a photo in the lower or upper part. When designing, make sure that the sizes of the text and pictures are proportional to the sheet of paper.
Ready-made thank-you templates can be found on the Internet. You can download it for free and send the required number of copies for printing. Special design programs allow you to add new elements to the layout of the merit sheet. Original thanks are made in the form of a certificate, a Soviet leaflet, an ancient letter or scroll.
For awards. They relieve the tension and bring a festive mood to the event. Nominations for awards may reflect the personality traits of the recipient, his business qualities or rely on some isolated, but well-known case.
Commemorative figurines
For comic awards the most different ways: funny certificates are awarded, in which, in order to make them more individual, funny photographs of the nominated person, homemade medals or Oscar-type statuettes are pasted into them.
The name of the award nominations can be one of the following: “A cat walking by itself” - a golden statuette; “Cat walking by himself...” - silver figurine; “Cat Walking...” - bronze prize; "Cat" - porcelain prize.
Figurines for presentation are easy to buy in stores. But you can make them yourself from salt dough, or plaster. In rare cases, you can even resort to plasticine.
Medals with humor
Medals can also be ordered in special places, or can be made from cardboard, plaster, polymer clay, plasticine, candy foil, and salt dough.
As for the very moment of presenting medals, instead of string, ribbons, bandages, even tights are perfect - it all depends on what was the reason for the award.
If the nominations for the medal relate to the fact that the employee is happy and quick to help fellow employees, the medal can be named “Best Ambulance Worker” and hung on a bandage. If you give a girl who once found herself in an unpleasant situation, when during the working day she went to the store to buy tights, a medal hung with the help of of this accessory, then it will be received with delight by everyone. It is very important, however, to be sure that the girl herself will not be offended and will perceive this moment with humor.
Certificates for awarding
Often humorous ones are used to present certificates, for example: “A certificate is awarded to the best generator creative ideas for the use of a natural reservoir in the yard, in common parlance - puddles, as a mini-pool." Similar certificates can be issued for other reasons: for the original use of a screwdriver as a corkscrew or a stack of documents instead of a pillow. Of course, these texts should also only be applied to people who are able to laugh at themselves without irritating others. negative feelings.
Fun nominations for rewarding friends
Comic nominations from the series “Miss Grace”, “Mr. Know-It-All”, “Mrs. Compromise” and others are suitable here. For awards, you can use both certificates and diplomas, and statuettes.
Prizes in these categories can be purchased in stores or made independently. It can be very cool if you take children's dolls from the Barbie and Ken series as the source material. For example, the “Miss Grace” figurine, which is awarded to the most charming lady in the group, can be made from such a doll, decorating it with a ribbon with the appropriate inscription.
The certificates are comic
You can use cool nominations for awards by issuing creative certificates. A person who once started a miniature fire in an ashtray can be given a document confirming that he is a firefighter. A cat lover will be pleased to receive a certificate that she is a professional specialist top level World Organization of Cat Lovers named after. Kuklacheva. Such nominations can be used to reward both adults and children.
Attribution
The use of a document assigning authorship in the award ceremony is one of the options cool awards. You can use favorite phrases of certain individuals, for example: “Copyright of the catchphrase“I’m busy, can’t you see?” From now on, everyone who encroached on this intellectual property and those who use this expression without the permission of the author are obliged to pay him a fine of 50 kopecks in foreign currency at the current exchange rate.”
Children's awards
Children's holidays also involve the presentation of prizes, medals, statuettes, diplomas and certificates. In addition, on fun events you can choose kings and queens. Children's nominations for awards can be very different.
"King in the nomination "Most mysterious man"stas Yakovets" becomes Stas Yakovets! At the matinee he made (or solved) the largest number of riddles. Therefore, a royal crown is placed on his head and the status of King of the Riddle is assigned!
Queen Smile, Charm, Wisdom and King Genius, Dreamer or Chipseater can be elected. And the competition that precedes the awarding of the Chipseater King will appeal to the vast majority of those present, because it involves speed-eating a portion of the chips so beloved by children.
In addition to well-known prizes, T-shirts with unique inscriptions, which you can either order or make yourself, are very positively perceived.
It is very important that nominations for presenting prizes or awarding a memorable or valuable gift are liked by everyone: the audience, the family, and the recipient himself. You should not make fun of a person with or without a sick pride, so as not to offend him or cause mental trauma.
Any corporate event is always an excellent occasion to gather in one place with your entire work team. And, of course, in order for the evening to be a success, it’s best to come up with fun competitions with incentive prizes and comic nominations. As a rule, nomination names are directly related to the theme of the event, for example, February 23. We will talk about what nomination names to come up with for men in this article.
What determine the names of the nominations?
As we have already said, the names of the comic nominations directly depend on the theme of the party. Also, the names of the awards may be influenced by the gender of the nominees nominated for the award. In our case, we agreed that all names would be compiled for men. So, what funny nominations can you come up with for a corporate party?
"Most late employee of the year"
This nomination, as the name suggests, should go to the employee who is constantly late for work. As a rule, such people constantly come up with new excuses for their unpunctuality. However, in order not to offend the nominee, such an award can be presented using the following verses:
The alarm clock will ring in the morning,
Get up, get up! It's time!
But he just can't get up
He really wants to sleep.
He's in no hurry to get to work
He basks and sleeps for a long time.
As soon as he sees that he overslept,
He runs to the taxi, but is late again.
Well, who doesn’t it happen to?
He deservedly receives his reward!
Such humorous nominations in verse will help to lift the mood and tell the employee in a playful manner that he is doing something wrong. As a reward for the nominee, in addition to a certificate, you can get a beautiful medal with the image of a sleeping person. You can also give him a large alarm clock.
"The sickest employee of the year"
An employee of an organization who is regularly sick and is on sick leave for any reason can win this nomination. IN in this case We are not talking about those employees who have chronic diseases or real health problems that certainly should not be laughed at. Nominees nominated for this award are often described as “imaginary patients” or that they “suffer from the inflammation of cunning.”
He wakes up in the morning, that's the problem.
He had a headache!
Either your stomach or your back will hurt,
Either a sore throat, or the flu, or colitis.
He won't go to work
He will name a hundred reasons.
He'll call you at work
He coughs and wheezes into the phone.
And so every day he suffers,
For this he receives an award.
As a reward in this category for employees - comic prizes in the form of a large first aid kit with a red cross.
"The most thrifty employee of the company"
For example, a chief accountant can be nominated for this award. Such a person, as a rule, decides many financial matters organizations. He always knows where and in what amount certain funds are spent, and also has information regarding saving money. The nominee can be awarded with a large medal with the image of a chest with gold coins or a hand with a fan of green banknotes clutched in its fingers. You can also give him a calculator or an old wooden abacus (the second option is preferable - in order to save money).
Such humorous nominations will make your employee stand out from the team and will be an additional motivation for everyone else.
"The most important ladies' protector"
This nomination is ideal for men who like to be in the center women's team. As a rule, they are not deprived of the attention of the fair sex; they always know how and what to say to any lady. Such a colleague can be presented with a medal with the image of a pumped-up athlete or sports attributes, for example, sports dumbbells.
"Master of the Tea Ceremony"
It is interesting to include such interesting titles as “Master of the Tea Ceremony” in comic nominations for awards. A candidate for this nomination could be the employee who was often spotted with a mug of tea. At the same time, he could be seen with this drink not only at lunchtime, but also at working hours. Such people, as a rule, are simply “playing for time.” During and after tea drinking, they can go for a smoke break and accompany the consumption of this drink with conversations with colleagues, etc.
You can come up with similar nominations on the same topic, for example in the rubric: “for record cups of coffee drunk during the working day”, “for record frequency of visits to the smoking room” and so on. In a word, come up with nominations for employees that are humorous and at the same time emphatic individual characteristics each of the employees nominated for the award.
"Talker Bird"
An excellent nomination in which people who like to talk a lot can be involved. They usually talk regardless of whether they are on their lunch break or doing something during work hours. As a prize, such employees can be given a megaphone or a poster in the “silence is golden” style.
"Chief psychotherapist of the company"
To select candidates suitable for this name awards must be approached very carefully. Comic nominations should be uplifting, not upsetting. Therefore, it is better not to make a candidate a person who has trouble with humor.
For example, if your boss has no prejudices, you can award him this bonus. At the same time, the presentation of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will bring the arrogant ones back to earth, bring some sense to the dull, guide the heads of departments to the right path, etc.” As a reward, he can be given a statuette reminiscent of an Oscar award.
"King of Social Media"
Such nominations for corporate events are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. “Speaking” names that do not need explanation are welcome. Thus, the nomination “King of Social Networks” may be a subtle hint at some employees who only imitate hectic work activity, while they themselves only “sit” on VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.
"The most important fashion critic"
Some humorous nominations for men need clarification. For example, “The Most Important Fashion Critic” is awarded to those male representatives who carefully monitor what clothes the secretary and other work colleagues wear. Moreover, in reality they may not be at all in the fashion trend, but they will happily discuss the length of the skirt, the depth of the neckline and the width of the slit.
"The best expert on privacy"
There is such a person in every company. As a rule, he is always aware of the personal lives of all employees. He knows who lives with whom, who he meets with, who he quarrels with, who his wife left and for what reason, who is cheating on her husband, and the like. If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make humorous nominations for rewarding employees in such a way as not to offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who they are talking about.
"Biggest Partisan of the Month"
In a large team there are also people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with pincers. They are usually laconic, but in most cases they are hardworking. Almost all representatives of the “silent people” behave like hermits. They hardly communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to noisy company.
Comic nominations for rewarding employees: “Genius of the Year”
This category is open to all employees who have distinguished themselves in some way in the workplace. For example, reward a middle manager who solved a 5th grade problem for the child of a chief engineer; for quickly and effectively finding a solution when working with a printer that has jammed paper and so on.
"IT maniac of the month"
This nomination is open to all employees who cannot imagine their lives without computers and other information technology. They are usually said to be “gadget freaks.”
Let us remind you that all nominations for corporate events are comic. Jokes should not be confused with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or subject to ridicule or snide remarks. Therefore, be very careful when selecting names for nominations.
Use tools such as medals and certificates with humorous content. In addition, all participants and prize-winners can be called to the stage, doing with them funny photos. Additionally, comic nominations for men can be accompanied by some funny accessories, for example, glasses with a nose and mustache, unusual hats, colored wigs, and so on.
Awards in comic categories, as a rule, are a cheerful end to the official part entertainment program. It relieves the tension and brings a festive mood to the event.
In every team you can always single out the person who is late, or who amuses everyone, or who dances well, or who is the most erudite, etc. This will be your clue in the nominations. Try not to repeat nominations.
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Ideas for funny nominations for awards.
Award options
- medals
- certificates, diplomas
- Oscar type figurines
- funny ID cards
- T-shirts with unique inscriptions
- mugs
All this can be ordered in special places, and if you have craftsmen, then do it yourself.
More ideas:
- You can purchase children's dolls from the Barbie and Ken series and decorate them with ribbons with appropriate inscriptions (original, beautiful, and many will definitely keep such a souvenir as a keepsake).
- Option with photographs: make funny photo collages of each graduate (process them in Photoshop and put appropriate inscriptions on them, for example: “Miss Charm”, “Mr. Intelligence”). Then you buy interesting paper holders and attach ready-made photographs to them - the souvenir is ready! Such a souvenir will also fit perfectly into any apartment and will remain as a keepsake.
- The easiest and most economical option is to make a wall newspaper with photographs of graduates and under each photograph of the graduate write in which category he is the winner. You can also come up with funny epigrams or wish poems.
Nomination options for awards
Nominations for awards can reflect the personal traits of the recipient, his business qualities, or be based on some isolated but well-known case. You can also use a person’s favorite phrases, his habits, outstanding external characteristics, gastronomic preferences and hobbies for nominations.
It is very important that the nominations please both the audience and the recipient himself. You should not make fun of people with sick pride or without a sense of humor. Jokes can only be used in relation to a person who is able to laugh at himself without irritation or other negative feelings, and you must be 100% sure that this person will not be offended.
Remember, your main task when drawing up nominations is not to spoil anyone’s holiday mood!
Male and female nominations
"Male and female nominations" — a ready-made original set of certificates of honor for comic award. It includes two sets (you can purchase the one you need separately):
Attention! The kit is offered in electronic form - you need to print it yourself (sheet format when printing A4).
Set format: "Male nominations"— 90 certificates of honor, A4 format — 90 pages, list of nominations — 3 pages. "Women's nominations"— 80 certificates of honor, A4 format — 80 pages, list of nominations — 3 pages;
doc files with the ability to edit inscriptions in Microsoft Word
Price for two sets 450 rubles
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