The main task of festive scenes is to unobtrusively captivate the guests of the celebration, to empower them positive mood. This is why they are used funny games in the form of impromptu. In this case, the host of the holiday acts as a good conductor and a kind of psychologist. He notices that the guests' mood is heading in the wrong direction and knows how to divert the audience's attention from the problem that has arisen in time.
Why are scenes needed?
Women line up with each other in a modular structure, which allows them to change the program at any time and close any pauses that may arise inadvertently. Even if the script has already been prepared, and everything in it is logical, it can be changed almost between toasts. It is unlikely that guests will notice anything, but the holiday will gain momentum.
Main congratulations
Before performing funny skits and congratulating a woman on her 55th birthday, the presenter must congratulate the hero of the occasion. His speech might be like this:
“Beloved (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion)! On this bright day, we can talk a lot about how venerable this noble age is, and about what is still ahead, and you are at the very beginning of your path. All these words, of course, are standard and commonplace. But I would like to fill my congratulations with warm words addressed to our irresistible Birthday Girl. Unforgettable, sweet, and beloved (name of the hero of the day)! Let all troubles and adversity pass you by. Let your family and friends become a source of happiness, goodness and light. You really deserve it, and no expensive L'Oreal cosmetics can replace the peaceful family happiness that remains with a person, no matter what.
I congratulated, and now our dear guests take the reins in their hands. But they will congratulate you for a reason. Each person present will write wishes on balloons. But this must be done so that no one notices. Even you should not read these bright words. All the balloons will be collected and released into the sky in the evening. That's it best regards will come true - tested for myself!”
Cool scenes for the anniversary of a woman 60 years old or older at this stage are still to come. In the meantime, the presenter gives each speaker a helium balloon and a felt-tip pen. All air balloons are picked up by the leader and released to the ceiling. There they remain until the end of the celebration.
Achievements of the Birthday Girl
One of the first cool scenes for a woman’s anniversary can be congratulations. The host's words can serve as an alternative start to the evening. If you wish, you can change the order of congratulations, starting the evening with a toast from the hero of the day, and then continue with the above-described congratulations from the host to the birthday girl.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! We are sincerely pleased to welcome you to this significant event - the 50th Anniversary (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Now let’s all greet our wonderful, dear and irresistible birthday girl with a standing ovation!”
(Celebratory music plays, the birthday girl enters the hall).
“Our dear guests! I hope that everyone has already filled their glasses with champagne, because now, according to tradition, our Birthday Girl will be the first to raise her glass and make the first toast of this wonderful evening!”
(Toast to the hero of the day)
“Today is a very special day. After all, 50 years is not just an anniversary. This is one of the most significant events In human life. The number that indicates the number of years lived is not at all the main thing. And the main thing is what our dear Birthday Girl has acquired over the years. Who among those present will tell us about her main achievements? Let's find out, dear guests, who will tell you the most information about our Birthday Girl? Who has such exclusive knowledge? Of course, prizes await you for this!”
(Guests name achievements, and the presenter gives a prize to the one who can list the most merits).
Toasts to husband and children
Before performing funny scenes for a woman’s 60th birthday, her loving spouse and children must voice their toasts. The presenter says:
“There is a person in this room who not only treats our hero of the occasion with love and respect, but, in addition, considers her no less than the most beautiful, charming, dear and beloved. This is the most close person(name and patronymic of the birthday girl), husband (name and patronymic of the spouse).”
(Husband makes a toast).
“And now, dear guests, before you start dancing yet, we offer you an exciting and fun competition. An interesting prize awaits the winners. So, pay attention! You all know very well the name of our Birthday Girl. The winner will be the guest who can come up with maximum amount rhyme to the name (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Sheets of paper and a pen can be obtained from me. You have 15 minutes to come up with a rhyme, so hurry up!”
(In a quarter of an hour)
“Well, it’s time to find out the name of the winner. Let's listen to the rhymes that you managed to come up with!
(Guests take turns calling rhymes, a winner is chosen who managed to come up with the most a large number of rhymes).
“The winner of this competition is (name). And the prize for him is a ticket for the Birthday Girl to fulfill any wish!”
(A cool scene for a woman’s 50th birthday continues with the presenter handing over a ticket. It says:
“This ticket entitles its holder to fulfill any wish of the Birthday Girl in the amount of 1 piece. Validity period: from (celebration date). The birthday girl's signature").
Game "Princess Nesmeyana"
Another great funny scene for a woman’s anniversary. All those present should be divided into two groups. The players belonging to the first team - “Tsarevna Nesmeyana” - sit on chairs and try to take on as serious a facial expression as possible. And the task of the players of the second team is to jointly make the “non-laughers” laugh. If within a certain time it is possible to make all the “non-laughers” laugh, then the team of “mixers” will win. If not, vice versa. Participants can then switch roles. In order to unbalance their opponents and make them laugh, representatives of the second group can tell jokes, make funny faces, and demonstrate pantomime. But it is not allowed to touch the “non-smeyans”.
Congratulatory song
The holiday can include not only funny scenes. A scenario for a woman’s 60th birthday (or any other age) may include a song congratulation from her best friends.
“Our dear (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Today, so many wonderful friends have gathered here who are eager to congratulate you on this wonderful event. Each of them, of course, will congratulate you personally. But now I invite everyone present to sing a congratulatory song for our Birthday Girl!”
(The host gives the lyrics to the guests, the melody plays, everyone sings).
Congratulations from friends
No less warm congratulations will also be said by the closest friends of the hero of the occasion. For this cool anniversary scene, a woman will need the participation of her close friends.
“Well, now I’ll ask the Birthday Girl’s best friends to go on stage.”
(Friends of the hero of the occasion go on stage).
“Now you ladies are one team. I will give you 20 A4 sheets. On ten of them you write the bad things from which you want to protect our dear hero of the occasion. And on others - the best that you can wish for the Birthday Girl!”
(In this part of the cool scene of congratulations on the woman’s anniversary, the friends do what was said).
“And now, right in front of our dear Birthday Girl, we will perform magic. With his help, bad things will never happen in her life! To do this, we place the sheets directly on the floor and, to the accompaniment of active music, we begin to cheerfully trample all the bad things with our feet. If the paper tears and you can’t see what’s written on it, that’s very good! So, friends, let’s move to the music as actively as possible!”
(A cool scene for the anniversary of a woman 50 or older continues cheerful music. The presenter plays a fast melody. The goal of the girlfriends is to tear the sheets).
“I see that you did great! And now that's it good wishes it is necessary to sing to our Birthday Girl to the sounds of life-affirming music! You wish with all your heart for our dear (name) what you wrote now? And let the guests support you with thunderous applause!”
(Friends “sing” positive wishes).
“Well, (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion), you really have wonderful friends. They really are willing to go to great lengths for you - and that’s very cool! And now I propose to encourage your friends with sweet prizes - chocolates and sweets!”
Wet spectators
The prank can be held separately or included in any scene. During one of the presenter's performances, a cleaning lady suddenly appears from behind the scenes. She is wearing a blue robe, holding a wet mop and half a bucket of water. Her intentions to clean the floor are serious.
Host: “What are you doing, citizen! We’re having a celebration!”
Cleaning lady: “I have work! What is unclear?! Everyone who is not too lazy is walking around, trampling...” (grumbling, he begins to wash the floor).
The presenter, shrugging his shoulders, tries to continue the previous scene, periodically glancing sideways at the cleaning lady. She, without any embarrassment, continues to wash the rag in the bucket and polish the floor. Gradually the bucket moves around the stage and at a certain moment is hidden from the eyes of the guests behind the scenes. At this point, the bucket of water must be replaced with exactly the same bucket, but filled with confetti. As if nothing had happened, the cleaning lady with a bucket approaches the very edge of the stage and, with all her strength, suddenly “pours water” onto the audience. Frightened guests scream and try to dodge. There is an explosion of laughter as confetti falls on those present.
Scene with a bonnet
This cool scene is suitable for the anniversary of a 55-year-old woman during retirement.
Leading:
“She burst into tears when she was born into the world,
And everyone around laughed cheerfully...
But it’s true, today we gave birth to a young pensioner. We all know how capricious babies can be. They are afraid of sickness and colds. And they are not overly smart. And so that different thoughts don’t creep into our Birthday Girl’s head, we decided to give her a warm cap!”
(The cool scene of congratulations to a woman on her anniversary continues with the presenter putting a cap on the hero of the occasion).
“And also all the guests know that little children are so stupid that when they put a spoon in their mouth, they dirty themselves and everything around them. To prevent this from happening, we will give our pensioner an apron.”
(Puts an apron on the birthday girl).
“And I would also like to add that young pensioners are terribly upset with or without reason, they worry very loudly about everything and cry. So that our Birthday Girl doesn’t cry, we will give her a pacifier.”
(Puts on a pacifier on a silk ribbon).
“Well, now, dear guests, I want to invite you to raise your glasses to the birth of new pensioner, who still has a lot of important things to do!”
Arrival of foreigners
For this cool scene for a woman’s anniversary, the presenter must choose two assistants. One will play the role of an “Italian”, the second - a translator.
"Dear guests! Dear birthday girl! Now I propose to greet our honored foreign guests with a friendly ovation. The Italian delegation arrived today.”
Italian: Tsvetutto, champanutto, congratulations to the hero of the day!
Translator: Dear hero of the day, congratulations!
I.: Siditto for free, drunkenly stupid!
P.: Dear guests, we welcome you with all our hearts!
I.: Catitto scoragio from here.
P.: We are sincerely glad to see everyone who is here.
I.: Convict hard worker, gorbo vkalovadzhi, nothing will get it.
P.: Representatives of the working class, as well as commercial organizations.
I.: Dragged on anything.
P: I arrived on a special flight.
I.: Italiano stubbornly in glasatto svetillo.
P.: From sunny Italy.
I.: Congratulations to the eminent Ekaterina (name of the hero of the occasion).
P.: To congratulate the birthday girl.
I.: There are different nonsense from Germano, French and Italian.
P.: I brought with me congratulations from German, French and Italian friends.
I.: And all sorts of junk.
P.: And also valuable gifts.
I.: Now it’s forgiven.
P.: In conclusion of my speech I would like to wish.
I.: The legs are not bolento, the nose is not chihanto, the tail is pistolo, the catfish are cusatto.
P.: Health.
I.: The garden is copanto, the house is cleaned, the products are tascanto, there is success everywhere.
P.: Youth and for long years life.
I.: Not motherly, respect your friends.
P.: Happiness and true friends.
I.: Let’s pour some for the hero of the day!
P.: Let's drink to our Birthday Girl!
“Vegetables”: a cool fairy tale-sketch for a woman’s anniversary
The presenter announces: “Once upon a time at (name of the birthday girl) vegetables started an entertaining argument at the dacha.”
(Vegetables come out, they have matching hats on their heads, on which different vegetables are depicted. This cool scene for a woman’s 55th birthday consists of dialogues from each of the participants).
“I am a pot-bellied zucchini.
I rested my side.
The hostess will pass by,
He pinches me on the side:
“You are my favorite zucchini,
I adore you!
“Well, stupid. Use your brains:
What will you give to a beautiful lady?
You are of no use anywhere - neither at the dacha, nor in food.
But here I am... Full of clothes,
And imagine - all without fasteners.
I'll make an outfit like this
(name) will flaunt!”
“What are you talking about, cabbage, foolishly,
You won't cover your figure.
Maybe with your leaf
Is it a shame to cover one up?
“What are you guys arguing about?
She has only one love.
Among you I am a gentleman.
They call me horseradish.
I look so fancy
Whoever sees it will not forget.
Why are you looking awkward?
We are talking about preparations."
“I am a green cucumber.
The guy is just great!
(name) adores me
When he misses a stack.”
“You should just drink and argue.
Stop babbling stupidly!
Everyone is happy with me, the carrot.
I have a treasure trove of vitamins!”
“Mine is yours not to understand,
I'm actually a foreigner.
I easily drive ladies crazy
(Name) is always mine!
Potato:
“Eh, guys, without me
(name of the hero of the occasion) - nowhere.
Our lady without potatoes -
What a skinned cat.
grows thin, weakens,
And, look, he’ll lose weight.”
“Stop arguing, friends,
Everyone has their own benefits.
Together you are a hundred times more powerful.
And today is the anniversary!
Congratulate the birthday girl,
Deliver her souvenirs!”
(Vegetables are placed in the basket and presented to the hero of the occasion).
Cheerful children's ensemble
This funny scene is well suited for the anniversary of a woman turning 55 years old. The presenter announces:
"Dear guests! I ask for a moment of attention! Sensation! Another delegation has just arrived for our evening. This time these are children from kindergarten called "Snot." They claim that they are our Birthday Girl’s grandchildren. Will you confess yourself, or will we take your blood for a DNA test? Do you admit it?
The children came for a reason - they have their own congratulatory program. Now I will ask all guests to warmly welcome our kids. So, your applause! Katerina Vyskochkina, Petka Obormotov, Olechka Zabubennaya!”
In this part of the script for the woman’s anniversary, the funny scene continues unexpectedly: the “children” awkwardly enter. They hold hands tightly. It is clear from them that they are shy. They have toys in their hands. The role of children can be colleagues or relatives of the hero of the occasion. Preferably on female roles take the men. Special suits are not required. “Girls” can wear bows, and “boys” can wear Panama hats.
First, the “children” stand in a line facing the guests, and then, after the second or third quatrain, they dance in a circle. Each of the subsequent quatrains is spoken by one of the children.
- It's a fun day today,
To everyone's surprise.
Baba Shura (name of the hero of the occasion)
Let's celebrate a birthday.
And not just a birthday,
After all, today is the anniversary
A day of delight and fun -
Get into the circle quickly.
- Happy anniversary,
We wish you happiness and joy.
We want to wish grandma,
To be afraid of boredom, like fire,
So that by labor, work
Hands were busy.
III. How will you retire?
Don't get lost right away.
Buy goats and nutria,
Have fun with them!"
"We are cheerful kids,
Every guest will be happy to see us.
Happy birthday grandma (name)
Congratulations to the kindergarten!”
(Children bow to the audience and leave).
“Oh, how I was inspired by the creativity of the kindergarten “Soplyachok”! I even had my own ditty:
Stretch the bellows, accordion,
Hey, play and play!
Today is (name)’s name day,
Drink, don't talk!
(A cool scene for the anniversary of a woman 50 years old or older ends. The music turns on, the guests sit down at the table and the celebration continues.)
End of the celebration
To bring the celebration to its logical conclusion, the host unobtrusively invites everyone present to go outside. First you need to release balloons with wishes, and then fireworks can become an unexpected surprise for the guests and the birthday girl. This is how the cheerful anniversary scenario ends. Scenes cool script(the woman may be 40, 50, or 60 years old) have come to an end, and now the host shows that it is time to end the celebration. He addresses the audience:
“At the end of our grand celebration on the occasion of the anniversary birthday of our beloved (name and patronymic of the birthday girl), I suggest you carry out the plan we have outlined. Let's all take hold of the ribbons of balloons and say everything to ourselves good wishes! They will find their owner and bring her a lot of happiness, joy and strength!”
(Guests release balloons).
“And now let a bright fountain of fireworks shine in your honor!”
(Gives the command to launch fireworks. The hero of the occasion is invited to dance with her husband).
Girls and women of all ages are very sensitive to the birthday holiday, with excitement and slight sadness they invite their best friends to visit and set the festive table.
It is very important for women to know that they are remembered and that they are loved very much! And festive scenes and small comic performances will help you show your reverent attitude towards the birthday girls.
Scene - a fabulous celebration
Younger women still remember imagining themselves as princesses or heroines famous fairy tales, so the scene “Cinderella” will serve as a good compliment for them. The following characters participate in the scene:
- Cinderella is the birthday girl. For this role you need a crown and shoes (can serve as a gift)
- Good Fairy - a shiny festive cap or hat and an improvised magic wand
- Evil sisters and stepmother - long skirts or wide scarves and bright makeup. You can simply paint your lips with bright red lipstick
A fairy appears in front of the guests.
- Fairy: Hello, dear guests! Today we have gathered here to congratulate our beloved and dear (name of the birthday girl). She manages everything for us: she does a great job at work, helps her friends and has fun with them, cooks wonderfully and keeps her house clean... like a real Cinderella! Today guests came to congratulate our Cinderella.
- Stepmother and sisters enter. They all speak in an insinuating, malicious voice and fake smiles.
- Stepmother: Cinderella! We have come to wish you a Happy Birthday!
- Fairy (addresses the guests almost in a whisper): And I will help them a little with this.
- First sister: I want to wish you, Cinderella, that you will sew dresses all your life! Fairy (waves her wand): only from the best fashion designers in the world!
- Second sister: No, not like that! I wish you... there are always only frogs!
- Fairy (says a spell): Or better yet, frog legs on a romantic trip to Paris!
- The sisters are crying: Mom, what is it that the fairy is stopping us from congratulating Cinderella!
- Stepmother: That's because you want it wrong! Look! I wish, Cinderella, that you never marry a handsome prince!
- Fairy: Because you are already married to a real king! (for married people) or - because you will marry a real king! (for singles)
After this, shoes are brought out, which act as a gift or simply a prop for a scene, and are put on the birthday girl’s feet.
A scene for a woman’s birthday - the whole camp
Scenes and pranks with gypsies, of course, cannot be called classic, but they are certainly popular among the people! For this skit, you will need a female volunteer among the guests to play the gypsy. Guests should be warned and have change with them. Required details:
- Bright makeup
- Flowing black hair
- A large amount of jewelry, especially necklaces around the neck
- Long skirt and many colored scarves
In the middle of the festive evening, a gypsy runs into the room, dancing to the sounds of a tambourine, and begins the performance:
Gypsy: Ay, dear guests, good evening to you, good hosts! I trampled a hundred roads and walked through a hundred cities before I came to you. And I came to tell you your fate! I feel like something happy is going to happen today! Well, who wants to know first, don’t be shy?
He runs up to the first guest - a man. It’s better if it’s the birthday girl’s lover.
Gypsy: Gild your pen, dear! (The man gives a coin. The gypsy woman looks at the palm thoughtfully). I see that today you will meet your destiny, that today you will see your love and you will have a lot of happiness with this queen of hearts, you are our king of diamonds!
Runs up to next person – best friend birthday girls.
Gypsy: Hey, beauty, don’t be stingy, I’ll tell you the whole truth and show you! (Receives a coin). I see that you have a faithful friend in your life, blue eyes (or the color of the birthday girl’s eyes), hair the color of a golden ray (or the color of the birthday girl’s hair)! Take care of her, beauty, she will always be your faithful assistant!
Approaches the parents of the birthday girl.
Gypsy: May you be healthy good people! Take pity on the poor orphan too! (The gypsy woman is poured a glass and given a snack. She drinks and eats it.) Aw thank you and your home! I foresee that today you will have a happy and joyful day, because you have found a great treasure in life...
Then the gypsy notices the birthday girl.
Gypsy: What a beauty stands before me! Oh oh oh! Now I see who lit up this house clear light Today!
The gypsy woman gets up and says a toast of congratulations to the birthday girl and gives a gift.
Scenes - seeds
These easy little games will help charge the entire holiday table with positivity and give a good atmosphere to your celebration.
- Ladder
All women love compliments. Therefore, this game is based on them. Everyone sits at the table and pours alcohol into their glasses. The first guest says: “I wish you to be...” and one word of wishes, for example - beautiful. The next guest says the wishes of the previous guest and his own. The third guest says the wishes of the first two and his own. At the same time, wishes should not be repeated.
So the game moves in a circle, increasing in intensity. The guest who cannot repeat all the wishes drinks. And the game starts all over again.
- Mad rabbit
This activity requires 2 volunteers and a host. The host announces that now one volunteer must wish for another animal, and he must show it so that the other guests can guess who it is. The presenter must know which animal the volunteer will wish for. Let it be a rabbit.
While the volunteers go into another room to make a wish for an animal, the host quietly announces to the guests that the volunteer will show a rabbit.
When the volunteers return and one begins to show the animal, everyone tries hard to pretend that they do not understand who he is showing. As a result, after a couple of minutes the volunteer himself turns into a rabid rabbit.
In fact, the main thing in congratulating a woman on her birthday is a feeling of affection, care, love. Therefore, it doesn’t matter how you decide to congratulate the birthday girl: with a funny or touching scene, funny jokes or pleasant compliments. The main thing is that she feels happy on her special day.
Nothing “accelerates” a celebration like a cheerful, funny scene. It is advisable that the invitees themselves participate in it, this will lift the spirits of both the participants and the audience, and will also keep the guests in good shape and prevent them from becoming soggy. In addition, guests will feel more involved and involved in the holiday. But the opportunity to participate in a skit should not bother guests; it is better that it be a small, easy, unobtrusive adventure.
In this section of the site you can find holiday scenes, aimed at women, men and children. The scenes we collect are often updated and are dedicated to various holidays and dates, so you can choose anniversary scene an elderly person, or you can choose birthday scene to kid. Diversify your holiday with your favorite scene with us!
08 Jun 2012
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!
08 Jun 2012
A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”
(runs out skipping Childhood is a man dressed up little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!
Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below
02 Jun 2012
Leading:
Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!
(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")
Read on for the continuation of this scene.
27 May 2012
(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):
We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
We'll make the birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaks):
Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!
Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.
26 May 2012
(two men dressed up as new Russian grandmothers come out and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children’s balalaika or guitar):
Flower:
The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!
Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!
... continuation of the funny scene read on
13 Apr 2012
There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the skit - from own idea to an existing idea. You can write your own script using your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for an already finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.
06 Apr 2012
05 Apr 2012
Presenter:
Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!
(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)
Men are our support, protection and love! Getting ready for your birthday loved one it's important to secretly come up with one entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday boy and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original, humorous and creative way.
At the table
Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”
At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
One of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: What do I care about that? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).
Guest: Don’t you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!
(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”
Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”
Together:
The years, like birds, fly by in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give a red ball to the bolder ones,
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
Lots of warmth, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
So that you can be happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let your family, friends be nearby,
You are the best, I say without concealment.1 friend
We want to give you peace of mind,
Give a blue balloon on this day.
He will save you from sadness,
And only goodness will find its way into your home!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream,
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.Together
There were also other balls,
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, a treacherous color.
Yellow ball - tests in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 “Compliments”
For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).
2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.
3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”
The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag.
Each gift should be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give you a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).2. Wear it for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember your guests more often,
I have exactly the same ones on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - panties with a gag).3. You never know what life will bring to us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps our best reward
As a gift for you...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Have you thought about giving something like this?
We decided that you are independent,
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive moments attract! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 “Doctor’s visit”
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor’s costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, and a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, briskly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
“Dangone never lacks”? (Looks questioningly at the birthday boy, but does not give an answer; he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with our hearts?! I hear, I hear: “lovelessness”!
Let's continue the inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ahh, here everything is serious... you have a rare disease on your hands: “work in the throat is never a horror”!
(Knocks on knees with a hammer): And you have “all-over-all-kinosis” in your legs! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in his eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you take what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle good wine) ! You will have to radically get rid of gadget addiction! I prescribe you the best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivational quotes)! Well, everyone, be healthy! (Bows and leaves).
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Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”
Characters : Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: The king's throne, costumes for the courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your country, and on behalf of all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where's the congratulations?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).
Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country presents you with an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is a worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1: And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”
Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We give you an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll soar you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer,
Better yet, use a birch broom.
Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head,
So that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the lower back.
Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).
Girl 1: So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!
Girl 2: Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!
Girl 3: There are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)
Scene No. 10 “A Little Life Story”
Characters: Presenter, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: chair, sheet, cap, diaper, bottle with a pacifier with a cocktail, animal masks, inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “Prestigious work”, school bag, audio recordings: “My only”, “Oh, this wedding”.
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, he can put on a diaper, put on a cap, and sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very little, they gave him a bottle of milk... (He comes up, gives him a bottle, it’s filled with alcoholic cocktail. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday person in advance, and, of course, it is advisable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the host helps the birthday person remove all attributes, gives him a briefcase), and began going to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)Young woman: What hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still married, but to someone else!
(The song “Oh, this wedding sang and danced”) plays.Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(The guest runs out, the inscription on the back is “Prestigious work”, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, and in the end, of course, catches him).All characters speak in chorus or in turn: Life flies by, but don’t rush! Feel free to write your story! Walk steadfastly on the path to happiness, there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge, how prepared you were, your people!
(Next is the presentation of gifts).
An anniversary is not an ordinary birthday, but a transition to a new stage of life. That is why it is customary to celebrate the anniversary on a grand scale. And so that the holiday does not become simple gatherings at the table, you need to add a little emotion and fun by playing out funny scenes. When preparing skits for a woman’s anniversary, you need Special attention pay attention to costumes: they should be bright and unusual. And, of course, don’t forget about musical accompaniment and decorations.
No. 1 – “District”
Characters: district police officer, witnesses The district policeman enters Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself - Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, your local police officer. So, let's celebrate? Which one of you is a citizen (name of the birthday girl)? You? There is an anonymous complaint against you, which is why I came. Witnesses, come in. Witnesses come in So it is, citizen. Have you guessed yet why I came to you? No, not for the anniversary. Well, if you look closely, this holiday becomes direct evidence of the accusation against you. The point is this: the complaint states that you are in possession of an illegal moonshine still. Do you deny? Then why is there so much alcohol on the table? Did you buy it? Where did you get so much money! I immediately understood - drive it yourself! And aren’t you ashamed, citizen (last name)? Right under the nose of the authorities, without a license! What about taxes? What if you poison the whole area for me here? Good vodka you say? Well, let the witnesses judge. Pour for the witnesses. They pour it to the witnesses and at the same time offer it to the policeman. 
I'm on duty, so no need. The witnesses take the glasses, and the policeman stops them. Stop, comrades. How can I draw up a protocol if I don’t check it myself? Oh, I’ll have to take part in the identification too. They pour a glass for the district police officer, everyone clinks glasses and drinks. Eh, good! I mean, it’s a bit strong, it won’t do much... But I want it! What will the witnesses say to this? Fine? Good. Well, citizen, you have a good moonshine still! It’s somehow shameful to even take it away, especially on a birthday. Okay, pour another glass to make the protocol faster and easier to write. Well, now it’s not a sin to have a snack. Do you have any snacks? Yes, I know there will be! After all, I found my way here by smell! After all, the hero of the day is the director of a meat processing plant. How is it not? I have recorded in detail here in my anonymous account: how much moonshine and how much sausage. So, what kind of sausage do you like? (The birthday girl calls.) So do I! But I rarely try this: I have a busy job - I run around all day, no snacks, no drinks. I mean, neither sit nor eat. And the salary is tiny, just like this little glass. Oh, why is it empty? Witnesses, did you come here for identification or what? Pour it, and I’ll read out the protocol: During the inspection, it was established: The citizen (birthday girl) has a moonshine still for ... years. After explanatory and preventive work, she made her verbal promise not to use it again. Literally: “I promise not to do this again, I’ll do it differently.” Based on the above, the police commissioner, Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, decided: To oblige the citizen (name of the birthday girl) to distill moonshine exclusively for her own needs, that is, to treat only her relatives and guests, especially Senior Lieutenant Ivanov. Date of compilation and signatures of witnesses. Well, (name of the birthday girl), formally everything is clean. So we can continue the celebration. Witnesses, pour it! Happy anniversary, citizen (name of the birthday girl)!
No. 2 – “The Doctor’s Visit”
Characters: doctor Someone dresses up in a doctor's costume and reads out a toast instead of another one medical indications birthday girls. They should be beautifully designed in the form of a letter. Dear guests, I was in a hurry to go to the holiday to check the health of our hero of the day. So, after observing her condition a little, I can read out her medical testimony to you, if, of course, she doesn’t mind. Last name and first name of the birthday girl Age: in his prime. Blood type: real “blood and milk” Tone of life: fully developed Pulse: It is not always possible to measure, because it is in full swing. Heartbeat
: fickle - sometimes ticking like a clock, sometimes jumping from an excess of emotions and excitement. Vision: 100%, can notice any little things. Smell: subtle sense of smell - can easily determine where the wind is blowing from and with whom the husband communicated the day before. Hearing: like a big ear.
Diseases: falls into hibernation for no particular reason after a luxurious dinner at a restaurant and while reading books. Daily regime: V Lately Instead of walking, I switched to sitting and even lying down. Conclusion: the patient is absolutely healthy and is just beginning to live. Recommendations:
- more assets;
- less negativity;
- take from life everything that is still not received due to hard work.
The certificate is presented to the hero of the occasion amid applause.
No. 3 – “The Cleaning Lady”
This small scene done during a break between other numbers, or performed when everyone is sitting at the table. Characters: cleaning woman. A cleaning lady appears on the stage in a believable image - a robe, a mop, a bucket of water. And he begins to wash the floor (not for fun). Leading(or one of the guests): What are you doing here, it’s actually a holiday here! Cleaning woman: I need to work. All sorts of people come here and get dirty, and I wipe them off until midnight. (continues to grumble quietly and wash the floor). The presenter chuckles and leaves. At this time, the guests continue to celebrate, and the cleaning lady continues to clean the floor. At some point, she must leave for a while and exchange it for the same bucket, only filled with confetti instead of water.
After this she goes to the edge of the stage (or festive table) and with a calm look pours the contents of the bucket onto the guests with all his might. Usually, everyone tries to dodge, and then laughs for a long time.
No. 4 – “Babe”
Characters: presenter, baby. It’s better to cast the role of a baby doll full man and dress him up like a little girl: bows on his head, lace pantaloons to the knee, a small blouse, a toy in his hand, and so on. Presenter: 
Dear guests! Let's remind our birthday girl of a carefree time - childhood. Moreover, we have a guest who can tell us about it with complete confidence. The “babe” runs out skipping and starts singing in a child’s voice (“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”).
I'm a tiny girl
I don't sit still
(Insert name of the hero of the day), like candy,
I appreciate it the most!
Everyone calls me baby
But everyone sees for themselves:
My big belly
You can see it here and there!
In your favorite children's dress
I came to you for the holiday,
To the beautiful birthday girl
I have some surprises in store.
They are sitting beautiful
Among your guests!
Very tasty for this
The candy will be for her!
The little one runs to the hero of the day and presents a sweet present - a large candy, coin or medal.
No. 5 – “Fortune Teller”
Characters: gypsy woman A gypsy woman appears with a bag. It contains Kinder surprise eggs. You need to unpack them in advance and come up with them for each toy. comic prediction, if it works out, you can improvise. There are as many eggs as there are guests plus the birthday girl. If the budget is limited, then you can take a few eggs and the gypsy herself will choose the people to tell fortunes, not forgetting about the hero of the occasion.
Today to each of you
I will predict a simple fate.
I'll find the solution quickly
Taking one look at the essence.
Take an egg each
Forgetting about your age and position!
Let what's hiding below
No. 6 – “Eastern Guest”
Characters: old man Hottabych Old man Hottabych appears, dressed in a robe, a turban and holding in his hands a rug and a small bag (in it are pieces of paper with numbers for completing tasks). He bows and addresses everyone present: Hello, honorable guests and the most beautiful of the birthday girls! He lays out a rug and sits on it. Then he turns to the birthday girl: Oh, the sun of my life, the most beautiful (name of the birthday girl)! I have come here from a distant land to fulfill your wishes. But first I would like to be convinced of your wisdom and ask some tricky questions. If, of course, you allow it. The hero of the day allows it. I obey, my lady. First, I’ll ask you this: is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row? The answer is no, because they are separated by night. My incomparable one! Listen to the following question: what does the birthday girl have that other people use more often? The answer is the name. And now, my sun and stars, I will fulfill your deepest desires, and the honorable guests will help me with this. He gets up, bows and goes to the guests. 
Dear guests. Now you will fulfill the wishes of our dear (name). To do this, you must be ready for anything and complete tasks without hesitation. Now, pull out your tickets. Each person is given a bag from which a piece of paper with a number is drawn. Then Hottabych gives the task by number.
To cheer everyone up,
You should sing a little.
Kohl arrived for the anniversary,
Drink a glass quickly!
Giving a little happiness,
Take the swallow pose.
And with deep respect,
Make a short toast!
You, my friend, got the right
Give your neighbor on the right a kiss!
Give a compliment
To the hero of the day from the heart.
Our birthday girl
Just a fairy tale - top class!
Come to her quickly
And hug me tightly.
Kiss the hero of the day,
Just don't hurt!
Well, my friend, come on,
Tell me a joke.
When all tasks are completed, Hottabych says: Oh, incomparable (name)! There is one more gift left with which I want to please your Perfect eyes and ears. This East Dance for you! 
You can take two or three guests as performers, both women and men, who have not previously been involved in the competition. Oriental music comes on and Hottabych dances with them. After finishing, he approaches the hero of the occasion, bows and says: My lady, I am leaving, but leaving you in good hands: your guests will always fulfill your wishes. Well, I'll be back for the next anniversary.
An anniversary is a special date, so you can’t leave it unnoticed. Well, funny scenes will not leave even the most serious guests indifferent.