How to hold a corporate event in women's team on March 8, to create a fun atmosphere at the holiday, and none of those present get bored? The organizers of such celebrations diversify them with fun competitions, comic skits, funny games. At the same time, they try to take into account the age of all participants.
It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable. We offer one of possible options how you can organize a holiday on March 8th in a team, including interesting tasks, which will appeal to the majority of those present.
Cool, cheerful, funny, humorous scenario for a corporate party on March 8 with competitions, skits, games. Scenario for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's and youth team
Our article will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at a corporate event in honor of March 8th. Here you will find interesting scenario, comic skits, remade songs, funny Games and competitions for the hero of the occasion and guests of the holiday.
- VIDEO: Corporate party on March 8 at CTI
A festive feast on March 8 will not surprise anyone, especially if the celebration is held in the form of a corporate party. Therefore, in addition to congratulating women, the organizers of the corporate party try to diversify the celebration with fun competitions, comic skits, funny games, inventing original script celebrating International Women's Day.
It’s very good when the party in honor of March 8th is thematically stylized. As a theme for a special event, you can use famous films, long loved by the fair sex:
- gone With the Wind
- Moscow does not believe in tears
- Alice in Wonderland
- Hipsters
- Sex and the city
- Breakfast at Tiffany's
- Catwoman
- Xena - warrior princess
- Moulin rouge
- Avatar
- Bollywood
- Burlesque
- Charlie's Angels.
A stylized corporate party involves the obligatory selection of outfit, hairstyle and makeup, similar in image to a favorite character of the chosen topic. The hall and dishes should also correspond to the theme of the event. It is worth noting that the corporate party scenario, as well as skits, games, and competitions, should intersect with the theme of the party.
Advice! In order for the organizers to easily determine the theme of the party, you can first conduct an anonymous survey among the fair half of humanity.
Choosing a script and entertainment competitions for a corporate party, consider the age of all participants. It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable.
A corporate event, like any event, consists of several blocks:
- Congratulatory part. Men present gifts, congratulations are heard from the company management. In congratulations, it is important to mention each woman and thank her for her invaluable contribution to the common cause.
- Buffet. Involves organizing a table with light snacks. In order not to involve the female team in organizing the feast, it is best to order delicious dishes in the cafe.
- Competition part. Dedicated to celebrating feminine qualities through various test competitions. It would be appropriate to use a festival scenario in the form of a fairy tale or a kind of beauty contest.
- Win-win lottery. Small souvenirs, cosmetics, and personal hygiene items are used as gifts. The names of the items are indicated separately on small pieces of paper, which are placed in an opaque container. Each girl takes out one piece of paper and reads to those present the name of the gift, which is immediately handed to her.
- Entertainment. This block consists of a dance part, diluted with outdoor games.
A fun scenario for a corporate party on March 8 for young people
One of the options for celebrating the holiday on March 8 is to use a scenario in the form of a fairy tale. Men can share the role of presenters by dressing in fairy tale characters. Fun and unusual scenario " March 8 in the Fairytale State» is suitable for holding events in both youth and women’s groups of different ages. 
The plot of a corporate fairy tale will turn modern ladies into fairy-tale heroines - kind, smart and skillful, who will help other characters, thereby revealing their virtues, for which they will be awarded nominations and prizes at the end of the fairy tale.
Leading:
Good evening dear, lovely, beautiful ladies and gentlemen! Today we have gathered in this room to sincerely congratulate the most beautiful half of humanity on the holiday of March 8th! Today, our dear women, this evening is dedicated only to you! Our holiday will take us to a fairyland, where you can meet everyone’s favorite fairy-tale characters. To begin with, we ourselves will take a step towards meeting the fairy tale. So, we invite our ladies to come out and choose their role for today's celebration.
Music from some fairy tale is playing in the hall. Invited ladies choose from the “magic chest” (or magic hat) props corresponding to the fairy tale image:
- Red beret - Little Red Riding Hood
- Kokoshnik – Vasilisa the Beautiful
- Shoe or apron - Cinderella
- False braid - Rapunzel
- Beautiful tiara – The Snow Queen
- Blue wig - Malvina
- Frog mask – Princess Frog
- White scarf - Snow White
- Eastern scarf - Princess Jasmine.
The ladies put on their chosen items and sit down in a designated place to await guests.
Leading:
Now, dear ladies, you are real fairy-tale beauties-magicians. Today we will check what kind of craftswomen you really are. Our fabulous guests who came to us far away will help us with this! Good luck to you! And here is the first guest on the threshold.
Solemn music sounds, people enter the hall Tsar, groaning and holding his stomach.
Leading:
Well, fairy-tale beauties, shall we feel sorry for the Tsar? Shouldn't we let him die of hunger?
Held culinary duel
.
There are 2 women's teams participating in the competition. Various products are placed in the box in advance (beans, peas, banana, apple, cheese, tomato, sausage, crab sticks, greens, cucumber, corn, canned fish, mayonnaise, crackers, etc.). Each participant can only approach the box once and take only one product.
The task is to prepare a salad from selected products in the allotted time.
The king tastes the treats and chooses the most delicious salad, drinks a glass for the culinary skills of the beauties. The girls take their seats.
Leading:
It’s too early, dear beauties, for you to relax. The second guest came to us. And not just one, but three...
They enter the hall to military music Three heroes.
The game is being played Drag rope»
2 women's teams are being formed. At a signal from one of the guests, the women begin the game.
As a joke, the heroes can choose their wives from the ladies of the winning team.
A toast sounds, praising the strength and endurance of women.
Leading:
Do you hear? Someone is flying towards us... Baba Yaga is rushing towards us on a broom!
Appears in the hall to the music Baba Yaga(preferably it should be a man in disguise).
A competition is being held The most perfect couple»
The presenter selects participants from among those willing - 3-4 pairs. Girls have a lid from a saucepan (frying pan) tied to their waist, and men have a ladle. To the sound of cheerful music, each couple should hit the lid as much as possible with the ladle in a minute without using their hands.
Baba Yaga thanks for the master class, drinks a glass with everyone “For women’s sociability and attractiveness!” and sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Hush hush!! Do you hear?! I think someone is crying.
A competition is being held Living beads»
The presenter calls 2 young ladies and gives them a tape different color, at least 10 meters long. The task of each participant is to “string” “live” beads, which are the guests, onto ribbons. You need to string the “beads” by passing the ribbon through any element of clothing (belt, sleeve, pant leg, straps) of those present.
When the beads are “collected,” the host announces a musical battle: one chain dances the lambada, the second dances the little ducklings. Here it is important not only to move well, but also to ensure that the beads do not fall apart.
Nesmeyana laughs hysterically, drinks a glass with a toast praising a woman’s sense of humor, and sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Oh, how smart we are, our fairy-tale beauties! They managed to make the pessimistic princess laugh. But this is not all the tests that are in store for you today. There are still heroes in the far distant country who are counting on your help! But another unfortunate guest has come to us!
Staggering into the hall to the music of “The Vodyanoy’s Song” from the cartoon “Flying Ship” Water with a bottle of vodka.
The presenter conducts the competition " Five»
2 teams of 5 people are formed. On two tables, 3-4 meters away, a bottle of alcoholic beverage, a sandwich and a glass are placed.
The first player (open it) must run up to the table and open the bottle;
The second (pour it) - runs up and pours alcohol;
The third (have a drink) - must run up and drink the poured drink;
The fourth (eat up) - runs up to the table and eats a sandwich;
The fifth (close it) - must run and close the alcohol;
The team that completes the task faster and more accurately will win.
The merman drinks the “last glass before quitting”, and, making a toast “To women’s perseverance and beauty!”, sits down with the guests.
Leading:
But, dear ladies, there is no need to relax... The last guest came to us, but Leshy himself from the forestry department himself appeared.
He enters the hall, shuffling his feet, Goblin. All in rags, ragged.
Contest " Glamorous outfit»
You should prepare a large box in advance, in which you can put a lot of comical things: glasses with a nose, a wig, a hat with pigtails, a bra, women's and men's panties, a sequined top, a baby cap, a disposable diaper big size, Pierrot collar, kokoshnik, animal masks, clown nose, etc.
Participants take turns passing the box to each other while listening to cheerful music. The one who still has the box in his hands when the music stops must take the item from the box and put it on himself. Once worn, the item cannot be removed for 30 minutes.
Leshy drinks a glass of “For the glamorous ladies!” and hurries to take his place among the guests.
Leading:
Our fabulous young ladies, in Once again They proved to us that they can handle any task! Let us once again congratulate you on International Women's Day! Be as charming, wonderful and irreplaceable. Now accept gifts from fairy-tale characters whom you have helped a lot.
VIDEO: A funny corporate fairy tale!
Corporate party on March 8 in a women's team
If you decide to celebrate March 8th with a small group of women, then it would be appropriate to immediately think about the theme of the party. The topic may concern cinema, music, coffee, hats, pink style, animals.
It would be appropriate for such a celebration prepare a photo zone with all the accessories so that every young lady can take high-quality photos as a keepsake.
If the team is small, the celebration can be organized in a cafe, taking care in advance of the availability of seats and suitable premises, preparing in advance musical accompaniment and themed decoration of the hall.
The highlight of the women's holiday can be the invited “waiters” with a naked torso. The main thing is that among the corporate party participants there are no ardent opponents of male presence at the holiday.
In addition to festive toasts, you can cheer up your colleagues comic advice in poetic form:
- Tip #1
- Tip #2
- Tip #3
- Tip #4
To make a corporate party unforgettable in a women’s team, you need to choose fun competitions that will be of interest to women of different ages. The host of the celebration can be one of her colleagues or male guest presenter.
Leading:
And now, dear ladies, imagine that we are preparing for the holiday! What would a holiday be without Olivier? You have already gone to the store, bought the ingredients, all that remains is to prepare the most festive salad.
We get into the “train”, find the neighbor’s waist and do not let her closer than arm’s length. When I speak:
Polka dots- bend back
Sausage– lean forward;
Cucumber– tilt to the left;
Potato– tilt to the right,
And when you hear " Mayonnaise“- everything is beautiful, and, most importantly, sexy, we begin to rotate our hips. Go…
Competitions for corporate parties on March 8
Funny and humorous competitions will be able to increase the degree of fun of the ladies and guests present at the festive corporate party. One of the best options would be to conduct comic competition « Real ladies». 
To do this, you will need to select participants from among the ladies in the hall. Several men in disguise will help add originality to the competition. Competitions should concern exclusively female qualities.
- Contest " Cosmetic bag»
You should prepare a heavy cosmetic bag in advance and fill it with a variety of cosmetics: nail polish, lipstick, toner, nail polish remover, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, foundation, makeup, powder compact, etc.
The presenter says the task, the first participant must a short time find the cosmetic product hidden in it.
Approximate tasks for participants:
- Touch up your eyes
- Remove makeup
- Even out your complexion
- Tint your eyelashes
- Fill your eyebrows
- Touch up your lips for a date (business meeting).
- Contest " Mistress»
The participant is blindfolded and brought to a table on which there are three saucers with cereals (buckwheat, millet, pearl barley, wheat, oatmeal or other porridge). The girls' task is to correctly recognize the cereal. The one who can name the ingredients correctly the fastest wins.
- Contest " Find and bring»
Each participant chooses an envelope with two or three tasks. The participant who completes them the fastest wins.
Examples of find and bring tasks:
- a scraper, a wet wipe, a man's shoe;
- lipstick, belt, napkin;
- telephone, fork, sock;
- tie, comb, spoon;
- button, plate, mascara. 
- Contest " Non-standard solution»
The presenter reads out the situation, each participant must describe her intended actions.
- Contest " Ideal man»
Participants are divided into two teams, whose task is to draw the image of an ideal man blindfolded.
- Final relay
Two teams are formed. Each team member must run with her knees locked plastic bottle around the chair, come back, pass the baton to the next one without using your hands. The team whose members complete the relay the fastest wins.
At the end competitive program, the presenter, together with the men selected from the jury, award each lady with the following nominations:
- Miss Housekeeping
- Miss Dexterity
- Miss Pretty Eyes
- Miss Short Skirt
- Miss Extraordinary.
Funny funny scenes for corporate parties on March 8
You can congratulate women on March 8 not only with words or songs. An extraordinary congratulation will be comic scene performed by male colleagues. This could be a parody of friendship between women, love, favorite films or musical compositions.
- Comic musical scene, to the tune of the song " Belle»
Three couples participate in the scene:
First - Old lady hat And Cheburashka
Second - Little Red Riding Hood And Gray wolf
Third - Thumbelina And Blind Mole.
appear on stage Old woman Shapoklyak With Cheburashka and sing one verse of the remade song.
The loss sounds, the second couple enters the hall ( Gray wolf And Little Red Riding Hood), performs the second verse.
The third couple appears on the stage - Blind Mole And Thumbelina who perform the third verse.
All the characters sing, addressing the audience.
At the end of the song, the characters blow a kiss.
- Funny parody scene to Indian cinema Eternal love»
Characters:
Leading
Jimmy- young man, main character
Satik- Jimmy's mother
Aishe- girl, main character
Ajit- Aishe's father.
Men can tie a turban on their head and place a red dot on their forehead. For women, tie white (mama) and multi-colored (Aisha) material around the body.
Only men can perform the scene, inviting the hero of the occasion to watch their favorite Indian movie.
Some Indian paraphernalia, a palm tree, a table and a white tablecloth are brought into the hall. There is a plate of flatbread on the table.
Leading: First episode “Good Purpose”.
An Indian melody sounds in the hall, Satik’s mother appears and sits down at the table, and after a while Jimmy appears.
Jimmy:
Good morning, mommy! (sits down at the table)
Satik:
Good son, I prepared some food. You must have gotten very hungry overnight. (tears off a flatbread and offers a piece to his son, puts it in his mouth)
Jimmy: (chews a flatbread and jumps up sharply)
Mother! You never told me about your father? Who was he?
Satik:
Your father was a very noble man and always helped the poor.
Jimmy:
So our family was rich?
Satik:
Yes. Your father died at sea when you were still a baby! During the shipwreck, everyone drowned, only you and I were saved. Our big house in Calcutta, it burned down and we became beggars.
Jimmy:
(runs up to Satika, takes her hand)
Mother! I will do everything to make you happy! We will definitely be rich!
(they hug and leave the hall) 
Leading: Second episode “Sudden Love” 10 years have passed...
A guy appears in the hall with a handbag and a girl running after him.
Aishe:
Thief! Give me your purse! Help!
Jimmy runs in, takes the thief's purse, and fights with the thief using elements of karate. (You can sound a fight from a Chinese movie, where the blows are heard). The thief falls to the floor, lifeless. Jimmy takes the bag from the dead thief and gives it to Aisha.
Aishe:
Oh! Thank you! I am so grateful to you, in this handbag there is the most precious thing for me - a pendant. The talisman of my late great-great-great-grandmother.
An Indian song plays, the characters perform a dance, and you can bring in backup dancers.
Leading:
This song talks about a sudden feeling that flared up between two characters. They love each other very much, but are not sure if they can be together.
The Indian melody fades and the dance stops. 
Leading:
Third episode "Terrible Secret". 5 years later…
Jimmy:
I've been waiting for you for so long, my love!
Aishe:
You know, beloved, that my father is against our love. You are poor!
Jimmy:
No one in the world can separate us!
Ayşe's angry father appears in the hall. Ajit with a naked torso, over which a white sheet is thrown.
Ajit:
ABOUT! My wicked daughter! How dare you disobey me and contact this ragamuffin!
(approaches Aisha and hits her in the face. A characteristic blow is heard, like in the movies)
Jimmy:
Don't you dare touch her!
(runs up to Ajit)
Ajit:
I'll deal with you now! Ragamuffin!
A fight breaks out and blows sound. Ajit pushes Jimmy to the floor and begins to choke him. At this moment, Jimmy's mother appears in the hall with a dagger.
Satik:
Oh my son, I will save you! This is your father's dagger!
Sathika stabs Ajit in the back with a dagger. A sheet falls off Ayşe's father, revealing a red stain simulating blood. Ajit stands up and stands with his back to the audience.
Ajit:
Satik? It's you? I found you! (hugs her)
Satik:
Ajit, we thought you were dead! Jimmy, it's your father!
Ajit:
I think I'm dying. ( falls) But I'm happy!
Jimmy and Ayesha run up to Ajit. He takes the heroes' hands and connects them. 
Ajit:
I bless you, my children! Be happy!
Jimmy:
Father, Ayşe and I cannot get married. ( takes his hand) If you are my father, then Aishe is my sister.
Ajit: (getting up)
Oh no. Aishe is my step-daughter.
One day, I found a small child on the threshold of my house. It was you - Aishe. (looks at daughter)
Jimmy:
Oh, Aishe, what happiness! (exclaims and looks at Aishe)
Ajit: (begins to moan, imitating his last breaths)
ABOUT! I'm starting to feel like life is leaving me. Be happy, my beloved people. I will die with joy!
Aishe:
(looks at his father worriedly)
Oh no! Father! Don't die at such a happy moment! (crying)
Satik:
I'll save him! (takes out a jar from her purse or pocket) I have a miraculous balm of the sacred mountains, made during the full moon. This medicine will revive him!
Sathika leans towards Ajit, smears his “wound”, he begins to come to life.
Ajit:
ABOUT! I begin to feel life-giving forces filling me. (jumps up)
An Indian song plays, to which two couples dance: Ajit and Sathika, Jimmy and Aishe.
Leading:
This song reveals the great joy of meeting after a long separation and eternal love.
End.
Roles played (substitute names of actors):
Aishe: Margarita Lunenko
Satik: Svetlana Onufrienko
Ajit: Andrey Gugukalo
Jimmy - Timofey Simonyan.
VIDEO: The guys just tore apart the female audience! skit “March 8!”
Fun games for corporate parties on March 8
Toasts to the women have already been finished, gifts have been given, and the guests have relaxed a little with the help of strong drinks. It's time to start some fun games. 
- Comic game " Casting»
Leading:
And now I will ask real men to come to me. (leave)
Look how brave these guys are! They are the ones who should represent our country at international competition Eurovision. Now we will conduct a small casting.
Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. (they come up with, they say)
It is known that at the moment voice data is a secondary matter, the most important thing is emotion, passion, facial expressions. The technique will help with the voice, but facial expressions will have to be carefully practiced. Here's a simulator for you. (gives everyone an elastic band)
We put it on under our noses. The elastic band needs to be removed around the neck without using your hands.
The winner is determined by applause. And then, all that’s left to do is look for sponsors and submit an application to the Eurovision Organizing Committee.
- A game " An eloquent toast»
Leading:
Who is the most eloquent in your organization (team, corporation)? (comes out)
Your task is to say a toast to our ladies. I'll help you a little. I will hold up a piece of paper with the indicated clue word that you should use in your congratulations.
(The words are written on the sheets: RAM, felt boots, battery, referee, carburetor, refrigerator, combine).
- A game " Instead of a thousand words»
Leading:(invites a guy and a girl for the competition)
Guys, you have been working in a close-knit team for some time now, so you must understand each other at a glance. The partner receives a task from me and must convey to his partner through facial expressions and gestures what she should buy at the supermarket.
(beef tongue, pork heart, chicken breast, quail eggs). 
- Outdoor game " Flower»
Leading(invites several couples):
Today is Women's Day, so all men give flowers to the fair half of humanity. Our guys' task is simple - to put flowers in a bottle that is under the partner's arm. So, guys? Flower in your teeth and let's go...
- Fun game " Where to invest money?»
Leading: (calls two pairs)
Now, dear participants, you need to invest your finances in different banking institutions as quickly as possible. You can only insert one banknote. (gives the ladies prepared candy wrappers). Banks can be your partner's pockets, socks, and all the secret places. Hurry! You need to invest your money as quickly as possible, otherwise the working day in banks is coming to an end. Let's start...
(Sounds funny music, the presenter can help the participants, complete the task, jokes, asks after a minute)
How many bills does the first pair have left? And you? Perfect! The money is invested. They work. And now I will ask the young ladies to switch partners and remove everything as quickly as possible deposits rivals. Banks are opening! Withdraw money! Let's start... 
- Funny game " Private bussiness»
Several participants are invited, they are placed with their backs to the hall, each has a sign with the names of various institutions (“Sauna”, “Gynecologist”, “Cowshed”, “Station”, “Tax Office”, “Detoxification center”, “Psychologist”, “Masseur”) And so on). The facilitator asks various questions to each of the participants.
The most common questions:
- How often do you appear here?
- Who do you usually go there with?
- Whom do you meet there?
- How do you feel after visiting this establishment?
- Why are you going there?
- Do you get paid for visiting? And you?
- How is the situation there, are you comfortable?
VIDEO: Fun competition for a corporate party
Remade songs for a corporate party on March 8
To congratulate lovely ladies on March 8th at a corporate party in an original way, you can sing them several modern remade songs. This option is perfect for karaoke if the party is celebrated in a cafe.
A kind and cheerful musical composition based on the song “If you leave the house with a frown...” will charge everyone with positive emotions.
A good congratulation to women from a male group could be a remake song based on the musical composition by A. Rosenbaum - “Ay”.
For a gathering in a women's group, you can use the remade song “We, girls!”, based on the musical composition from the film “Captain Vrungel” - “We, bandito”.
Song-remake “We are girls”
For your boss, you can perform the remade musical composition “Smile”.
One of the employees acts as a leader. Everyone is invited to the tables.
Music is playing
Presenter: Dear ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we have gathered with you for a bachelorette party. As, indeed, on all other days, because our close-knit women’s team simply cannot be spilled with water! This is not the first time we are going to such gatherings and I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday no more boring than in the company of men! Because only a woman knows and understands a woman best.
Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As the song says: “Bachelorette party, bachelorette party, the man is superfluous here!”
Presenter: And right now we will sing with you!
Song “Today is a holiday for girls” (to the tune of the song "Girls" from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).
The text must be printed and distributed in advance.
Today is a girls' holiday,
Today we are on a roll!
And let them look enviously
Men or boys
Having collected the strength,
Standing aside
They fiddle with bouquets in their hands,
Because today the girls
They want to have a blast!
We'll sing and dance
Walk and have fun
Don't notice men at all
And their sad faces!
Let the boys
Standing aside
We don't need them now
Because you and I, girls,
On the threshold of a wonderful spring!
Presenter:
Today the sun shines more joyfully,
Anticipating the breath of spring,
And all the beautiful dreams in the world
Today should easily come true!
Let's raise this glass to a new spring! In spring you can always breathe more freely and your heart is happier. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, and good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!
Stas Mikhailov
After the toast: Do you know, girls, that if you look around more carefully, you will notice that the arrival of spring foreshadows many other life changes! There are many funny signs of spring, for example...
Spring signs
Swallows fly in pairs - this is for matchmakers!
The snow is melting quickly - time for shopping!
Bubbles on puddles - to a rich groom!
Sneezing on the first day of spring means a fun life!
Wind from the south - to happy changes!
Presenter: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is another essential sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally a day or two before, the shops are simply crowded. All because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the most last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman need? Everything that will make her even more beautiful and irresistible.
And today we have just such gifts in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!
Music is playing. Gifts are distributed
Presenter:
I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remember my distant childhood, when for the holiday of March 8, we lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers...
The sun is shining clearly
On these spring days,
Gives warmth and affection,
Like from mom's hand!
Let's fill and raise the next glass for mothers, may they live and healthy for a long time!
Song about mom
Drinking
Presenter (after the toast): Girls, speaking of mothers, on this day we cannot help but talk about our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved boss! Without exaggeration, only good things can be said about her. She leads and guides us all, takes full responsibility and, so to speak, rushes into the breach, protecting our interests. We spent so long choosing the words to express our gratitude and admiration to her that we ended up with a whole song!
Song about the boss (to the tune of a children's song "Smile").
From the smile of our boss lady
Even the laziest one will wake up
And no one will hang their nose,
If our Tanya will smile!
Chorus:
And then for sure
The clouds are flying away
And errors in reports are corrected!
From the blue stream
The river begins
And management starts with a smile!
From the smile of our boss lady
It always makes your soul feel better!
Despite vitamin deficiency,
We get to work singing!
Chorus.
Congratulations to the boss on March 8:
You are one of those good people,
Who just by presence alone
Makes every day nice
And the world is cheerful and colorful!
Let your success be the result
All beginnings and undertakings,
You have many dreams in your soul,
May they come true soon!
Toast. Musical pause
Presenter(after the toast):
Let happiness and love smile
Long-awaited spring times
Let the sweetest, dearest, most desirable
Surrounds us with care again and again!
So we started talking about the sweetest and dearest, our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It often happens in life that we, the weaker sex, take on too much and carry it on our fragile shoulders... There is one folk wisdom: Men should be allowed to be men. How much do we allow them to do this?
Let's check!
Test joke “Are you independent?”
Presenter: I have a short test for you. Answer “yes” or “no”, if you want - mentally, if you want - out loud! So, let's start!
At least once in your life...
1) did you drive?
2) did you hammer in a nail?
3) did you give anyone a compliment?
4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
5) did you change the car wheel?
6) did you argue with the salespeople in the store?
7) did you buy gold for yourself?
8) and finally, do you know what the word “pliers” means?
Now let's decipher the results:
- for those who do not have a single “yes” answer: a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least minimal possibility survive this complex world;
- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;
— who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop a horse and enter a hut!
Presenter: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, every joke is only part of the joke...
But now we’ll try to find out what men think about us women.
Musical hat
Presenter: Now let's drink to men... They are who they are - not ideal, just like us. And let's mentally send them our greetings and a kiss! Or maybe not mentally: did you know that by the shape of the lipstick mark when kissing you can judge intentions and feelings? Let's check it on napkins! If the print is round, this means a serious, stable relationship. If with the heart - passionate love. “Bow” - frivolity and meaningless flirting. And a square-shaped print means disgust and hidden hostility!
Presenter: Well, we have “washed the bones” of men. It's good that they can't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would not be the most important happiness on earth - our children!
A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all women present. Music Pause.
Presenter:
Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth...
Attention lady! On March 8th it is customary to give flowers to women. And women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is which, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet...
I ask those born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and listen to yourself (and so on for all the months):
Orchid(January)
Who dared to dream of an Orchid,
He knows it’s a difficult undertaking:
She'll break your heart
And proudly walks away!
Mimosa(February)
Mimosa is always fresh and cheerful,
Don't waste your tears!
Mimosa is a surprise girl
“You only live once” is her motto!
Lily(March)
Everyone knows: Lady Lily
Impregnable, like the Bastille!
But among her friends
There are no more fun party girls!
Dahlia(April)
Pureblood noble
Our beautiful Dahlia!
Nobility is in the blood here...
But Dahlias dream
About simple earthly love!
Lily of the valley(May)
The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,
Very neat and very beautiful!
She is not too lazy to work,
And bring beauty all day long!
Bell(June)
The bell is the funniest of all,
Having fun like a child!
He remembers the most important thing:
You can't be a pessimist!
Tulip(July)
From which overseas countries?
Has Tulip come to us?
Exotic, eccentric,
But at the same time cute!
Sunflower(August)
Look at the Sunflower:
Lovely, whatever you say!
There are so many ideas and plans in it,
How many seeds are inside!
Carnation(September)
All Carnations are no coincidence
It's amazing how good they are:
Only Carnations know the secret
Eternal youth of the soul!
Chamomile(October)
Chamomile is a little shy,
But don’t mind flirting!
She's the last shirt
Will give to help others!
Rose(november)
Rose hides many secrets
But there is one secret in it:
In this look, in this pose
All the greatness of victories!
Lotus(December)
Lotus knows how to convince,
Come-see-win!
He only dreams of peace,
And Lotus has something to be proud of!
Presenter: Let's raise a toast to our colorful and extremely wonderful team-bouquet! All the flowers in it are so matched to each other that if you replace even one, it won’t be the same at all!..
And once again, Happy Women’s Day to all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, let your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness!
With the most heartfelt words,
Full of spring warmth,
Congratulations on the first rays,
Happy holiday of love and beauty!
Make yourself happy, dream, believe,
Smile wider, like now,
May your heart be at any time of the year
It's feeling like spring here!
And now I invite everyone to dance!
Show program “Crazy Bachelorette Party”.
Phonogram: Plague Spring.
Leading: Dear women! This wonderful day has come! Cafe "____________" congratulates you on a wonderful spring holiday! Let smiles bloom on your faces, and let worries and sorrows disappear forever.
Presenter: Girls, let's have at least one day a day let's have a blast this year, let's take a break from our daily problems - from washing, cleaning, kitchen chores. We are women, after all, not dishwashers!
And on this March day
We sincerely congratulate you!
And reach any heights
We wish you well in all matters!
Let your eyes glow
Let your face shine with a smile!
And may fate give you
One day I'll meet a goldfish!
Phonogram: continuation of the plague spring.
Leading: Women! You are beautiful, in this room there is just a flower bed of the most beautiful roses, it’s almost scary to approach
Presenter:. Why?
Leading: What if they get injected?
Presenter:. I think that in this room the roses do not prick or bite. Let's get acquainted? Dear ladies, introduce yourself, come up with a name for your company, tell us about yourself.
Introduction of guests. We give each table a flower.
Leading:
And this is the biggest capital
Whatever will be provided on its own.
I suggest you raise your glasses, gentlemen,
For a wonderful part of humanity!
Phonogram: The demon has confused you.
Leading: Ah, woman, spring, love... well, what else do you need?
Presenter:.
How much is needed for love?
Two warm words, a couple of phrases!
Reveal your intentions
Without taking your eyes off your eyes!
Say: You are a miracle! You are the soul!
I'm sick of you! I am your slave!
Oh, my God, how good!
Oh, how weak I am before you!
Leading:
And adding a little more wine to the glass,
Kiss her palm!
Say: I'm glad you're alone!
No, you are not a spark, you are fire!
How much is needed for love?
Two warm words, a couple of phrases!
Reveal your intentions
Without taking your eyes off your eyes!
Phonogram: Stas Mikhailov - for all women.
Leading:
The man's blood was boiling with passion.
and, a woman with a smile on her lips
she said that she would allow herself to be kissed,
but only in two places...
Oh man, holy simplicity!
he moved closer to the woman
and asked to quickly name the places -
Presenter:.
she said: “in Rome and Paris!”
Leading: A woman is always a mystery. Many men would like to know what a woman is thinking about.
Presenter:. When?
Leading: Well, at least for now.
Presenter:. Leading: I will give you a magic hat, and you can easily read the thoughts of the women sitting in the hall.
Phonogram: Stas Mikhailov - Queen.
Presenter:. Only a woman contributes to our daily life beauty, tenderness and charm.
Leading: And the man complements it with prudence, tact and gallantry.
Presenter:. At least that's how it should be. I'm not even talking about how much more pleasant female words sound: love, spring, music.
Leading: What about the male one? An order, a reprimand, asphalt...
Presenter:. What could you do without women? Who drinks, feeds, and dresses you?
Leading: Woman.
Presenter:. Who is raising the children?
Leading: Woman.
Presenter:. Who warns us against bad deeds?
Leading: Police.
Presenter:. Let's say. And who creates comfort in the house, maintains cleanliness and order?
Leading: Vacuum cleaner... No, a woman with a vacuum cleaner.
Phonogram: Alegrova - Women are bitches.
Leading:
Oh woman, the delight of delights
and the worst of the creatures of hell.
To a man you are both joy and reward,
you are his pain and deadly poison.
Presenter:.
We are women! Nature has given us
Love and wait, dream and surprise,
To greet the dawn with a smile on your lips,
And sing when the soul sings
Music quiz.
Where does the hero of the song “the moon turned crimson” call the beauty with him? (Let's go for a ride, beauty)
-Why shouldn’t girls fall in love with beautiful people? (Their love is fickle)
-When did a beautiful and brave girl cross the path of a girl getting married? (When the gardens bloomed)
-IN. Meladze sang that she entered his sinful life and then left it. How? (Beautiful)
-What thoughts makes the beauty cry in the song “Enchanted, Bewitched”
(What does not come true will be forgotten, what will not be remembered will not come true)
-On which floor can you find out exactly what love is? (on 7th)
-What did your loved one suffer in Khlebnikova’s song “A Cup of Coffee”? (nonsense)
-What does the lady want after she sends him to heaven for a star? (And you will want to, you will want to live!)
– When the woman allowed herself to change, what did she ask the man to do? (Love me like this)
Phonogram: Love me like this.
Leading:
You are as beautiful as roses
Only one difference
Roses wither from frost
And your beauty never.
Presenter:.
Ladies, we have the opportunity to collect a bouquet of flowers as a gift!
Phonogram: Background is cheerful.
GAME MOMENT “FLOWER QUIZ”
1. Flower - threads. (Iris)
2. Flower is a feminine name. (Rose, Lily, Daisy)
3. Flower – girl’s eyes. (Pansies)
4. Flower - the shoe of the goddess of love. (Venus's slipper)
5. The flower is a selfish person. (Narcissus)
6. Flower – monk’s headdress (Royal crown)
7. Flower - boy and girl. (Ivan da Marya)
8. Flower - with a good memory (Forget-me-not)
9. Flower – living forever. (Immortelle)
10. The flower is a fortune teller. (Chamomile)
11. Flower - a small bell. (Bell)
12. Flower - star. (Aster)
13. Flower – affectionate male name. (Cornflower)
14. Flower - fragrant specks on chintz (Sweet pea)
15. Flower is a relative of fabric with pile (Marigold)
Phonogram: What a dark night.
Disco.
2 block. Nominations.
Leading: By the way, (Host name), I wanted to ask, if a woman, then for some reason she is always either Elena the Beautiful or Vasilisa the Beautiful, but she is both “Sleeping Beauty” and “Baba Yaga”…. . Oh, sorry, I misspoke, in a word, no matter what a woman is, she’s a fairy tale.
Presenter: Yes, the man against her background is clearly losing. If he is a king, then he is naked, if he is a knight, then he is stingy, if he is a horseman, then of course he is headless. Well, if it’s an employee, then – Balda.
Leading: But this was in the old days, today our man, thanks to a woman, does not feel superfluous in this life. He can boldly go through life without fear of going astray.
Presenter: And now ______________________ acts for us. Meet us!
Miss "ERUDITE". Competition "Live Buttons".
3 men and 3 women are called, caps are put on the men, the women stand behind them, the players are asked who knows the answer first, quickly “clicks” on the button (the man’s cap) and says the answer. Whoever says the most correct answers is the winner. “Button” (man) must respond with a certain sound, “pi-pi”, “mu-mu”, “ku-ku”, “woof-woof”, etc.
Questions: 1. In which ditty are both women and the number 8 mentioned? (Eight girls, one me, where the girls go, there I am!)
2. What alcoholic drink reminds you of Women's Day with its name? (Martini).
3. Remember films with the word WOMAN. (“Strange woman”, “Sweet woman”, “Beloved woman of mechanic Gavrilov”, “Woman as a gift”...)
4. What movie titles consist of only adjectives addressed to women? (“The most charming and attractive”, “The only one”...)
5. Which songs mention women's names?
(“Lisa! Don’t leave!” “Oh, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka!”, “Me and my Masha are at the samovar,” “Hello, hello, Alena!”, etc.)
6. Which wines are named after women? (Lydia, Isabella, Dunyasha...)
7. What plants remind you of women's names? (Rose, lily, pansies, daisy, Ivan and Marya...)
Phonogram.
Miss Marya the Artisan.
Leading:
A woman can make something out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat.
Presenter:. We are playing for the next nomination. Marya is an artist! Make a hat.
Phonogram: for the competition - Uh-uhm-mmmmm!, Dj Vasquez - Tequila,
stripper performance _______________________.
Miss Charm".
Let's dance to different dances: Eastern, Lambada, Charleston,
Phonogram.
Queen of the night– Competition for who can tie a tie better (Cheerful music.)
“TELEGRAM” COMPETITION. I ask men to come to me. Let's imagine a situation where you are sending a telegram to your other half.
Men are offered a choice of 10 telegrams.
The text of the telegram is in your hands. Depict its content with gestures and facial expressions. Dear wives need to read the telegram out loud, i.e. say the text of the telegram out loud.
Print telegrams.
The final.
So the bouquets are over,
SMS, show-offs, candies,
Congratulations, wishes,
Quarrels, screams, partings,
"Why did not you call?"
“Bastard, you forgot me!”
“You bastard, you don’t love me!”
“How are the carnations? What the heck?
“Where is the fur coat? You promised!"
“Did you also congratulate Klavka?”
“Who have you been calling all evening?”
“What the hell is this meeting?”
“I want like the one in the commercial!”
“Well, where is the gift for mom?”
Did you manage without a heart attack?
Guys, happy March 9th!!!
Our article will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at a corporate event in honor of March 8th. Here you will find an interesting script, comic skits, remade songs, fun games and competitions for the hero of the occasion and guests of the holiday.
A festive feast on March 8 will not surprise anyone, especially if the celebration is held in the form of a corporate party. Therefore, in addition to congratulating women, the organizers of the corporate party try to diversify the celebration with fun competitions, comic skits, funny games, inventing original script for celebrating International Women's Day.
It’s very good when the party in honor of March 8th is thematically stylized. As a theme for a special event, you can use famous films, long loved by the fair sex:
- gone With the Wind
- Moscow does not believe in tears
- Alice in Wonderland
- Hipsters
- Sex and the city
- Breakfast at Tiffany's
- Catwoman
- Xena - warrior princess
- Moulin rouge
- Avatar
- Bollywood
- Burlesque
- Charlie's Angels.
A stylized corporate party involves the obligatory selection of outfit, hairstyle and makeup, similar in image to a favorite character of the chosen topic. The hall and dishes should also correspond to the theme of the event. It is worth noting that the corporate party scenario, as well as skits, games, and competitions, should intersect with the theme of the party.
Advice! In order for the organizers to easily determine the theme of the party, you can first conduct an anonymous survey among the fair half of humanity.
When choosing a script and entertainment competitions for a corporate party, take into account the age of all participants. It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable. 
A corporate event, like any event, consists of several blocks:
- Congratulatory part. Men present gifts, congratulations are heard from the company management. In congratulations, it is important to mention each woman and thank her for her invaluable contribution to the common cause.
- Buffet. Involves organizing a table with light snacks. In order not to involve the female team in organizing the feast, it is best to order delicious dishes in a cafe.
- Competition part. Dedicated to celebrating feminine qualities through various test competitions. It would be appropriate to use a festival scenario in the form of a fairy tale or a kind of beauty contest.
- Win-win lottery. Small souvenirs, cosmetics, and personal hygiene items are used as gifts. The names of the items are indicated separately on small pieces of paper, which are placed in an opaque container. Each girl takes out one piece of paper and reads to those present the name of the gift, which is immediately handed to her.
- Entertainment. This block consists of a dance part, diluted with outdoor games.
A fun scenario for a corporate party on March 8 for young people
One of the options for celebrating the holiday on March 8 is to use a scenario in the form of a fairy tale. Men can share the role of presenters by dressing up as fairy-tale characters. Fun and unusual scenario " March 8 in the Fairytale State» is suitable for holding events in both youth and women’s groups of different ages. 
The plot of a corporate fairy tale will turn modern ladies into fairy-tale heroines - kind, smart and skillful, who will help other characters, thereby revealing their virtues, for which they will be awarded nominations and prizes at the end of the fairy tale.
Leading:
Good evening dear, lovely, beautiful ladies and gentlemen! Today we have gathered in this room to sincerely congratulate the most beautiful half of humanity on the holiday of March 8th! Today, our dear women, this evening is dedicated only to you! Our holiday will take us to a fairyland, where you can meet everyone’s favorite fairy-tale characters. To begin with, we ourselves will take a step towards meeting the fairy tale. So, we invite our ladies to come out and choose their role for today's celebration.
Music from some fairy tale is playing in the hall. Invited ladies choose from the “magic chest” (or magic hat) props corresponding to the fairy tale image:
- Red beret - Little Red Riding Hood
- Kokoshnik – Vasilisa the Beautiful
- Shoe or apron - Cinderella
- False braid - Rapunzel
- Beautiful tiara – The Snow Queen
- Blue wig - Malvina
- Frog mask – Princess Frog
- White scarf - Snow White
- Eastern scarf - Princess Jasmine.
The ladies put on their chosen items and sit down in a designated place to await guests.
Leading:
Now, dear ladies, you are real fabulous beauties and magicians. Today we will check what kind of craftswomen you really are. Our fabulous guests who came to us far away will help us with this! Good luck to you! And here is the first guest on the threshold.
Solemn music sounds, people enter the hall Tsar, groaning and holding his stomach.
Leading:
Well, fairy-tale beauties, shall we feel sorry for the Tsar? Shouldn't we let him die of hunger?
Held culinary duel
.
There are 2 women's teams participating in the competition. Various products are placed in the box in advance (beans, peas, banana, apple, cheese, tomato, sausage, crab sticks, greens, cucumber, corn, canned fish, mayonnaise, crackers, etc.). Each participant can only approach the box once and take only one product.
The task is to prepare a salad from selected products in the allotted time.
The king tastes the treats, chooses the most delicious salad, and drinks a glass for the culinary skills of the beauties. The girls take their seats.
Leading:
It’s too early, dear beauties, for you to relax. The second guest came to us. And not just one, but three...
They enter the hall to military music Three heroes.
The game is being played Drag rope»
2 women's teams are being formed. At a signal from one of the guests, the women begin the game.
As a joke, the heroes can choose their wives from the ladies of the winning team.
A toast sounds, praising the strength and endurance of women.
Leading:
Do you hear? Someone is flying towards us... Baba Yaga is rushing towards us on a broom!
Appears in the hall to the music Baba Yaga(preferably it should be a man in disguise).
A competition is being held The most perfect couple»
The presenter selects participants from among those willing - 3-4 pairs. Girls have a lid from a saucepan (frying pan) tied to their waist, and men have a ladle. To the sound of cheerful music, each couple should hit the lid as much as possible with the ladle in a minute without using their hands.
Baba Yaga thanks for the master class, drinks a glass with everyone “For women’s sociability and attractiveness!” and sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Hush hush!! Do you hear?! I think someone is crying.
A competition is being held Living beads»
The presenter calls 2 young ladies and gives them a ribbon of different colors, at least 10 meters long. The task of each participant is to “string” “live” beads, which are the guests, onto ribbons. You need to string the “beads” by passing the ribbon through any element of clothing (belt, sleeve, pant leg, straps) of those present.
When the beads are “collected,” the host announces a musical battle: one chain dances the lambada, the second dances the little ducklings. Here it is important not only to move well, but also to ensure that the beads do not fall apart.
Nesmeyana laughs hysterically, drinks a glass with a toast praising a woman’s sense of humor, and sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Oh, how smart we are, our fairy-tale beauties! They managed to make the pessimistic princess laugh. But this is not all the tests that are in store for you today. There are still heroes in the far distant country who are counting on your help! But another unfortunate guest has come to us!
Staggering into the hall to the music of “The Vodyanoy’s Song” from the cartoon “Flying Ship” Water with a bottle of vodka.
The presenter conducts the competition " Five»
2 teams of 5 people are formed. On two tables, 3-4 meters away, a bottle of alcoholic beverage, a sandwich and a glass are placed.
The first player (open it) must run up to the table and open the bottle;
The second (pour it) - runs up and pours alcohol;
The third (have a drink) - must run up and drink the poured drink;
The fourth (eat up) - runs up to the table and eats a sandwich;
The fifth (close it) - must run and close the alcohol;
The team that completes the task faster and more accurately will win.
The merman drinks the “last glass before quitting”, and, making a toast “To women’s perseverance and beauty!”, sits down with the guests.
Leading:
But, dear ladies, there is no need to relax... The last guest came to us, but Leshy himself from the forestry department himself appeared.
He enters the hall, shuffling his feet, Goblin. All in rags, ragged.
Contest " Glamorous outfit»
You should prepare in advance a large box in which to put a lot of comical things: glasses with a nose, a wig, a hat with pigtails, a bra, women's and men's panties, a sequined top, a children's cap, a large disposable diaper, a Pierrot collar, a kokoshnik, animal masks, clown nose and stuff.
Participants take turns passing the box to each other while listening to cheerful music. The one who still has the box in his hands when the music stops must take the item from the box and put it on himself. Once worn, the item cannot be removed for 30 minutes.
Leshy drinks a glass of “For the glamorous ladies!” and hurries to take his place among the guests.
Leading:
Our fabulous young ladies have once again proven to us that they can handle any task! Let us once again congratulate you on International Women's Day! Be as charming, wonderful and irreplaceable. Now accept gifts from fairy-tale characters whom you have helped a lot.
VIDEO: A funny corporate fairy tale!
Corporate party on March 8 in a women's team
If you decide to celebrate March 8th with a small group of women, then it would be appropriate to immediately think about the theme of the party. The topic may concern cinema, music, coffee, hats, pink style, animals.
It would be appropriate for such a celebration prepare a photo zone with all the accessories so that every young lady can take high-quality photos as a keepsake.
If the team is small, the celebration can be organized in a cafe, taking care in advance of the availability of seats and suitable premises, preparing musical accompaniment and thematic decoration of the hall in advance.
The highlight of the women's holiday can be the invited “waiters” with a naked torso. The main thing is that among the corporate party participants there are no ardent opponents of male presence at the holiday.
In addition to festive toasts, you can cheer up your colleagues comic advice in poetic form:
- Tip #1
- Tip #2
- Tip #3
- Tip #4
To make a corporate party unforgettable in a women’s team, you need to choose fun competitions, which will be of interest to women of different ages. The host of the celebration can be one of her colleagues or male guest presenter.
Leading:
And now, dear ladies, imagine that we are preparing for the holiday! What would a holiday be without Olivier? You have already gone to the store, bought the ingredients, all that remains is to prepare the most festive salad.
We get into the “train”, find the neighbor’s waist and do not let her closer than arm’s length. When I speak:
Polka dots- bend back
Sausage– lean forward;
Cucumber– tilt to the left;
Potato– tilt to the right,
And when you hear " Mayonnaise“- everything is beautiful, and, most importantly, sexy, we begin to rotate our hips. Go…
Competitions for corporate parties on March 8
Funny and humorous competitions will be able to increase the degree of fun of the ladies and guests present at the festive corporate party. One of the successful options would be to hold a comic competition " Real ladies». 
To do this, you will need to select participants from among the ladies in the hall. Several men in disguise will help add originality to the competition. Competitions should concern exclusively female qualities.
- Contest " Cosmetic bag»
You should prepare a heavy cosmetic bag in advance and fill it with a variety of cosmetics: nail polish, lipstick, toner, nail polish remover, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, foundation, makeup, powder compact, etc.
The presenter tells the task, the first participant must find the cosmetic product veiled in it in a short time.
Approximate tasks for participants:
- Touch up your eyes
- Remove makeup
— Even out your complexion
- Tint your eyelashes
— Fill your eyebrows
— Touch up your lips for a date (business meeting).
- Contest " Mistress»
The participant is blindfolded and brought to a table on which there are three saucers with cereals (buckwheat, millet, pearl barley, wheat, oatmeal or other porridge). The girls' task is to correctly recognize the cereal. The one who can name the ingredients correctly the fastest wins.
- Contest " Find and bring»
Each participant chooses an envelope with two or three tasks. The participant who completes them the fastest wins.
Examples of find and bring tasks:
— a scraper, a wet wipe, a man's shoe;
— lipstick, belt, napkin;
— telephone, fork, sock;
— tie, comb, spoon;
— button, plate, mascara. 
- Contest " Non-standard solution»
The presenter reads out the situation, each participant must describe her intended actions.
- Contest " Ideal man»
Participants are divided into two teams, whose task is to draw the image of an ideal man blindfolded.
- Final relay
Two teams are formed. Each team member must run around a chair with a plastic bottle pressed between her knees, return, and pass the baton to the next one without using her hands. The team whose members complete the relay the fastest wins.
At the end of the competition program, the presenter, together with the men selected by the jury, award each lady with the following nominations:
- Miss Housekeeping
- Miss Dexterity
- Miss Pretty Eyes
- Miss Short Skirt
- Miss Extraordinary.
Funny funny scenes for corporate parties on March 8
You can congratulate women on March 8 not only with words or songs. An extraordinary congratulation will be a comic skit performed by male colleagues. This could be a parody of friendship between women, love, favorite films or musical compositions.
- Comic musical scene, to the tune of the song " Belle»
Three couples participate in the scene:
First - Old lady hat And Cheburashka
Second - Little Red Riding Hood And Gray wolf
Third - Thumbelina And Blind Mole.
appear on stage Old woman Shapoklyak With Cheburashka and sing one verse of the remade song.
The loss sounds, the second couple enters the hall ( Gray wolf And Little Red Riding Hood), performs the second verse.
The third couple appears on the stage - Blind Mole And Thumbelina who perform the third verse.
All the characters sing, addressing the audience.
At the end of the song, the characters blow a kiss.
- Funny parody scene to Indian cinema Eternal love»
Characters:
Leading
Jimmy- young man, main character
Satik- Jimmy's mother
Aishe- girl, main character
Ajit- Aishe's father.
Men can tie a turban on their head and place a red dot on their forehead. For women, tie white (mama) and multi-colored (Aisha) material around the body.
Only men can perform the scene, inviting the hero of the occasion to watch their favorite Indian movie.
Some Indian paraphernalia, a palm tree, a table and a white tablecloth are brought into the hall. There is a plate of flatbread on the table.
Leading: First episode “Good Purpose”.
An Indian melody sounds in the hall, Satik’s mother appears and sits down at the table, and after a while Jimmy appears.
Jimmy:
Good morning, mommy! (sits down at the table)
Satik:
Good son, I prepared some food. You must have gotten very hungry overnight. (tears off a flatbread and offers a piece to his son, puts it in his mouth)
Jimmy: (chews a flatbread and jumps up sharply)
Mother! You never told me about your father? Who was he?
Satik:
Your father was a very noble man and always helped the poor.
Jimmy:
So our family was rich?
Satik:
Yes. Your father died at sea when you were still a baby! During the shipwreck, everyone drowned, only you and I were saved. Our big house in Calcutta burned down and we became beggars.
Jimmy:
(runs up to Satika, takes her hand)
Mother! I will do everything to make you happy! We will definitely be rich!
(they hug and leave the hall) 
Leading: Second episode “Sudden Love” 10 years have passed...
A guy appears in the hall with a handbag and a girl running after him.
Aishe:
Thief! Give me your purse! Help!
Jimmy runs in, takes the thief's purse, and fights with the thief using elements of karate. (You can sound a fight from a Chinese movie, where the blows are heard). The thief falls to the floor, lifeless. Jimmy takes the bag from the dead thief and gives it to Aisha.
Aishe:
Oh! Thank you! I am so grateful to you, in this handbag there is the most precious thing for me - a pendant. The talisman of my late great-great-great-grandmother.
An Indian song plays, the characters perform a dance, and you can bring in backup dancers.
Leading:
This song talks about a sudden feeling that flared up between two characters. They love each other very much, but are not sure if they can be together.
The Indian melody fades and the dance stops. 
Leading:
Third episode "Terrible Secret". 5 years later…
Jimmy:
I've been waiting for you for so long, my love!
Aishe:
You know, beloved, that my father is against our love. You are poor!
Jimmy:
No one in the world can separate us!
Ayşe's angry father appears in the hall. Ajit with a naked torso, over which a white sheet is thrown.
Ajit:
ABOUT! My wicked daughter! How dare you disobey me and contact this ragamuffin!
(approaches Aisha and hits her in the face. A characteristic blow is heard, like in the movies)
Jimmy:
Don't you dare touch her!
(runs up to Ajit)
Ajit:
I'll deal with you now! Ragamuffin!
A fight breaks out and blows sound. Ajit pushes Jimmy to the floor and begins to choke him. At this moment, Jimmy's mother appears in the hall with a dagger.
Satik:
Oh my son, I will save you! This is your father's dagger!
Sathika stabs Ajit in the back with a dagger. A sheet falls off Ayşe's father, revealing a red stain simulating blood. Ajit stands up and stands with his back to the audience.
Ajit:
Satik? It's you? I found you! (hugs her)
Satik:
Ajit, we thought you were dead! Jimmy, it's your father!
Ajit:
I think I'm dying. ( falls) But I'm happy!
Jimmy and Ayesha run up to Ajit. He takes the heroes' hands and connects them.
Ajit:
I bless you, my children! Be happy!
Jimmy:
Father, Ayşe and I cannot get married. ( takes his hand) If you are my father, then Aishe is my sister.
Ajit: (getting up)
Oh no. Aishe is my step-daughter.
One day, I found a small child on the threshold of my house. It was you - Aishe. (looks at daughter)
Jimmy:
Oh, Aishe, what happiness! (exclaims and looks at Aishe)
Ajit: (begins to moan, imitating his last breaths)
ABOUT! I'm starting to feel like life is leaving me. Be happy, my beloved people. I will die with joy!
Aishe:
(looks at his father worriedly)
Oh no! Father! Don't die at such a happy moment! (crying)
Satik:
I'll save him! (takes out a jar from her purse or pocket) I have a miraculous balm of the sacred mountains, made during the full moon. This medicine will revive him!
Sathika leans towards Ajit, smears his “wound”, he begins to come to life.
Ajit:
ABOUT! I begin to feel life-giving forces filling me. (jumps up)
An Indian song plays, to which two couples dance: Ajit and Sathika, Jimmy and Aishe.
Leading:
This song reveals the great joy of meeting after a long separation and eternal love.
End.
Roles played (substitute names of actors):
Aishe: Margarita Lunenko
Satik: Svetlana Onufrienko
Ajit: Andrey Gugukalo
Jimmy - Timofey Simonyan.
VIDEO: The guys just tore apart the female audience! skit “March 8!”
Fun games for corporate parties on March 8
Toasts to the women have already been finished, gifts have been given, and the guests have relaxed a little with the help of strong drinks. It's time to start some fun games. 
- Comic game " Casting»
Leading:
And now I will ask real men to come to me. (leave)
Look how brave these guys are! They are the ones who should represent our country at the international Eurovision Song Contest. Now we will conduct a small casting.
Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. (they come up with, they say)
It is known that at the moment voice data is a secondary matter, the most important thing is emotion, passion, facial expressions. The technique will help with the voice, but facial expressions will have to be carefully practiced. Here's a simulator for you. (gives everyone an elastic band)
We put it on under our noses. The elastic band needs to be removed around the neck without using your hands.
The winner is determined by applause. And then, all that’s left to do is look for sponsors and submit an application to the Eurovision Organizing Committee.
- A game " An eloquent toast»
Leading:
Who is the most eloquent in your organization (team, corporation)? (comes out)
Your task is to say a toast to our ladies. I'll help you a little. I will hold up a piece of paper with the indicated clue word that you should use in your congratulations.
(The words are written on the sheets: RAM, felt boots, battery, referee, carburetor, refrigerator, combine).
- A game " Instead of a thousand words»
Leading:(invites a guy and a girl for the competition)
Guys, you have been working in a close-knit team for some time now, so you must understand each other at a glance. The partner receives a task from me and must convey to his partner through facial expressions and gestures what she should buy at the supermarket.
(beef tongue, pork heart, chicken breast, quail eggs). 
- Outdoor game " Flower»
Leading(invites several couples):
Today is Women's Day, so all men give flowers to the fair half of humanity. Our guys' task is simple - to put flowers in a bottle that is under the partner's arm. So, guys? Flower in your teeth and let's go...
- Fun game " Where to invest money?»
Leading: (calls two pairs)
Now, dear participants, you need to invest your finances in different banking institutions as quickly as possible. You can only insert one banknote. (gives the ladies prepared candy wrappers). Banks can be your partner's pockets, socks, and all the secret places. Hurry! You need to invest your money as quickly as possible, otherwise the working day in banks is coming to an end. Let's start...
(Funny music sounds, the presenter can help the participants, complete the task, jokes, asks after a minute)
How many bills does the first pair have left? And you? Perfect! The money is invested. They work. And now I will ask the young ladies to exchange partners and withdraw all their rival’s deposits as quickly as possible. Banks are opening! Withdraw money! Let's start... 
- Funny game " Private bussiness»
Several participants are invited, they are placed with their backs to the hall, each has a sign with the names of various institutions (“Sauna”, “Gynecologist”, “Cowshed”, “Station”, “Tax Office”, “Detoxification center”, “Psychologist”, “Masseur”) And so on). The facilitator asks various questions to each of the participants.
The most common questions:
— How often do you appear here?
— Who do you usually go there with?
-Who are you meeting there?
— How do you feel after visiting this establishment?
- Why are you going there?
— Do you get paid for visiting? And you?
— How is the situation there, are you comfortable?
VIDEO: Fun competition for a corporate party
Remade songs for a corporate party on March 8
To congratulate lovely ladies on March 8th at a corporate party in an original way, you can sing them several modern remade songs. This option is perfect for karaoke if the party is celebrated in a cafe.
A kind and cheerful musical composition based on the song “If you leave the house with a frown...” will charge everyone with positive emotions.
A good congratulation to women from a male group could be a remake song based on the musical composition by A. Rosenbaum - “Ay”.
Song-remake “We are girls”
For your boss, you can perform the remade musical composition “Smile”.
VIDEO: Corporate party on March 8 at CTI
Our dear WOMEN!
Today is the most favorable and happiest day for you according to the “male” horoscope, i.e.:
Day of joy and beauty,
All over the earth he gives to women
Your smiles and flowers!!!
What holiday of congratulations? And our respected leader expressed his desire to present the first congratulations to our dear women... He has the first word.
Dear Colleagues! If for women March 8th is a holiday, then for men it is most likely a headache!
After all, women have many worries,
But dividing them by a year,
You will get three hundred times less,
What a burden has fallen on us! –
Men this one day!
Although the snowstorm has not yet shallowed,
But after another drink,
Our souls have become warmer
And hearts were happy.
Let winter be full of excitement,
Spring has come to us today!
And we wish you happiness!
Third toast “For Love!” No wonder people say: “LOVE is a toothache in the heart!” And now the head of the transport department will share this love, or his pain, with us...!
Dear ladies!
We could praise you until the morning!
However, it's time to get down to business
The moment has come to give gifts!
As our most powerful argument!
We have already given you some of the gifts today, but the rest you need to earn by participating a little in competitions. In other words, we need to make up for February 23rd!
So the first competition, not even a competition but a summing up of the results of our survey conducted before the holiday itself.
To do this, you need to write the 5 questions below on a piece of paper and give them to the women to answer. questions asked and draw preliminary conclusions. You can change the questions at your discretion or add your own options.
Our dear women were asked to answer the following questions:
1. You came home and someone is sleeping on your bed. unknown man. Your actions (out of all those surveyed, all but one asked to lie down next to him, and only one decided to throw him out the door, so guys, watch out who has him)
2. You come to work, and another employee is sitting in your place. Your actions
(There are many options in this direction, but you can group them into approximately three groups - 1. they want to get to know each other, 2. they will be surprised, but they will sit next to you, 3. they will ask you to work for yourself, but for free)
3. You were invited to a restaurant, you had dinner and suddenly your companion disappears without paying. Your actions
(50% expressed a desire to change their companion, 30% also decided to run away, and the remaining took measures to pay for dinner, but in different ways)
4. You bought hair dye, dyed your hair, but it turned out that it was green, but you don’t have time to recolor it before the reception. Your actions.
(here women wished to remain in only socks or stockings, some only in shoes, in underwear, in one wig, but there were also modest ones - they wished to remain in dresses, but all these items of clothing must necessarily match the color of their hair. And one of them women would decide to go with one toothless smile, and only two decided to go with what they had and as they were, at the moment)
5. You have an important report tomorrow, and your neighbors are having a big party, which keeps you awake in any case. Your actions
(Some of the women remained indifferent and gathered to watch TV, but at the same time turn up the volume of the TV, 40% of women decided to take more radical measures - to shoot down their neighbors and conduct a debriefing, and - one of these 40% decided to do the “wet business”, and Only two women can’t afford a neighbor’s party - they decided to just relax)
6. You came to work and they announced a 10-fold increase in your salary. Your actions
(almost all the women will be happy about what happened, and one will faint with joy, two women will not believe the salary and will think that April 1st has come, three decided to get drunk with joy, but only one decided to get her colleagues drunk, and two decided to get drunk alone, and only one of them all said that she would work even better than before, in order to apparently earn even more), So... think about whether women should increase their salaries, maybe give it to men, who, on the contrary, are all ready to work even better!
The general results of the survey are as follows: Our women have a sense of humor, although before the survey, some men thought the opposite. Our women are resourceful - they have their own argument for any situation and a way out of the current situation. Our women have not stopped loving us men – at least in their thoughts! And that's already good! Our women have a large margin of safety - the conclusion is that the management of the department needs to burden them more with additional work.
Therefore, a toast is proposed to our daring, resourceful, hardworking, abundantly loving and of course dear women!
Ladies and gentlemen! We all address women, and we address women. Let’s turn to our men: “Dear men, tell me which of you is dissatisfied with the small salary you receive now?” And I thought everyone was happy. I suggest that those who are dissatisfied give their salaries to our female colleagues and work for free. This is how it always turns out, how to share - so everyone is in the bushes, not a single one was found! Therefore, we smoothly move on to another competition:
Theater competition: The jury is all men
4-6 women are invited and asked to portray the following:
1. portray a feminist
2. portray a man-hater
3. portray a prostitute
4. portray a female official
The winner gets a prize and the rest get a consolation prize.
A word of congratulations has...
It all starts with a woman! Fun, laughter, duels, disappointments, Love, care, warmth and pain and much more, all this is because of you and for you, our dears! No matter what age you are, you will always remain the better half of humanity.
We propose to hold a Culinary competition, for this I will now name each letter from the alphabet, and you, dear women, will have to name the dishes, within one minute, whichever one of you names the most wins!
Let's start clockwise from me and alphabetically, skipping the vowels, and for those who don't have enough consonants, we'll give them a vowel letter. Started:
B, V, D, D, F, Z, K, L, M, N, P, R, S, T, F, X, C, Ch, W, Shch,
The winner has a prize.
We expressed a desire to congratulate the winner personally... and at the same time all the other women.
Dear men, the time has finally come for you. You are invited to pay Special attention on your neighbors. Our Ladies want to see filled glasses, your happy faces and ears hanging on the carnation of attention. While the glasses are being filled, I suggest you spend another competition entitled
BUTT (or any other word or words "I WANT A MAN")
All women take turns saying the word “Butt” or “I want a man!” with increasing volume, i.e. the first speaks in a whisper, the second a little louder, the third even louder, etc. in a circle clockwise from me, the leader. The one who speaks loudest wins, i.e. after it, no one will dare to say (shout) or yell louder. If during the game someone enters the room where it is being played, they should say: “Hello, we called you.”
The winner has a prize, and I would like to congratulate the rest...
Dear women, now we want to determine which of you is the most dexterous, 4-6 people are invited
Competition “Tear a piece of paper”
With one hand, right or left, it doesn’t matter - tear a piece of paper into small pieces, while the hand is extended forward, you cannot help with your free hand. Who will do the smallest job?
And so they began. We have not yet congratulated the most dexterous prize...
ADDITIONAL COMPETITIONS:
PRIZE IN RIDDLES
The prize is taken and wrapped in paper. The contents of any riddle are glued to the wrapper. Turns around again. And again the riddle sticks. And so ten times. The players sit in a circle. The presenter gives one a prize wrapped in ten wrappers. The player removes one wrapper, sees the riddle, and reads to himself. If he guessed it, he says the riddle; if not, he reads the riddle out loud; whoever guessed it gets the right to further unwrap the prize and everything continues according to the same pattern. The winner is the one who, guessing the riddle, gets to the very end.
FIGURE BY CONCEPTS
To play, you need sheets of paper and pencils according to the number of people present. Each guest is given this set young artist and a card with the concept - the funnier the more interesting. For example: adultery; hellish tension; senility; second youth. In five minutes, players must draw their concept without using words or letters. Then each artist presents his masterpiece, and the rest guess the concept. The winner is the one whose concept was guessed.
MATERNITY HOUSE (the woman is given a note with the child’s parameters - weight, gender, height, and even name)
Two people play. One is a wife who has just given birth, and the other is her faithful husband. The husband’s task is to ask everything about the child in as much detail as possible, and the wife’s task is to explain all this to her husband with signs, because The thick double glass of the hospital room does not allow outside sounds to pass through. See what gestures your wife will make! The main thing is unexpected and varied questions.
ROLL
This game will help all your guests get to know each other. Guests sitting at the table pass a roll of toilet paper around. Each guest tears off as many scraps as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a stack of scraps, the host announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.
Blow a candle - Chew an apple
Two volunteers are called up, preferably guys who know each other well. The rest stand around and pretend to be a support group. Players sit on both sides of a small table, a candle is placed in front of each, and a lighter (or matches) and an apple are given in their hands. The task is simple - who can eat their apple faster? But you can only eat an apple while your candle is burning. And the enemy can blow out the candle and then the player, before biting the apple again, will have to light it again.
WILD BEACH
The players get into pairs. The host invites everyone to the “wild beach”, where dances are announced. The dancers are given plates (one for men, three for women) - “so that intimate parts do not excite vacationers on the beach.” Music sounds and dancing begins. Players need to not lose a single record while dancing, and to do this they have to dance closely pressed to each other.
All words belong to the Presenter.
Prologue “The main miracle of the seven wonders.”
The song by L. Uspenskaya “Very beautiful woman" Choreographic number. On the screen are slides of reproductions of the seven wonders of the world, between which appear reproductions of the best creations of artists and sculptors dedicated to women, or one slide - “La Gioconda” by Leonardo da Vinci. The leader comes out and watches the dance.
Presenter (after the dance): Beauty... Beauty is a special feeling, it is something unearthly, magical, wonderful... There are even famous seven wonders of the world in the world. Of course you know which ones!..
He approaches the guests with a microphone and asks them to name a wonder of the world they know. Few people know all the wonders (Egyptian pyramids, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Colossus of Rhodes, the Foros Lighthouse, the statue of Zeus in Olympia, the Temple of Artemis in Ephesus, the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus).
The presenter lists them.
And for many centuries people have been searching for the eighth wonder of the world. And they assign this “title” to various phenomena. But there are still seven miracles left. What, in your opinion, is the eighth wonder of the world?.. For a hint, look at these charming girls from show ballet. Certainly! For the strong half of humanity, the indisputable eighth wonder of the world was, is and remains a woman! Is this the eighth wonder of the world? Maybe the first and most important thing? (Approaches one of the men.) Which miracle is more important for you: the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus or your wife? (To another man.) Foros lighthouse or your girlfriend? Is this already your wife? Especially. Will you exchange it for a lighthouse?.. Who has a mother-in-law?.. (Approaches the person who answered.) Egyptian pyramids could they be more wonderful than your mother-in-law? No? The pyramids are far away, but my amazing, kind and caring mother-in-law is always nearby. You can admire it every minute, and you don’t need to buy a ticket to Egypt. I announce a vote among men. Who is for the fact that a woman is the main wonder of the world? Unanimously! Therefore, the first toast is to the main wonder of the world. Here's to the beautiful ladies!
Song "For lovely ladies". A male choreographic group dances.
Our dear women, congratulations to you...
On the screen is a video recording of congratulations from a famous man - the mayor, governor or some celebrity.
The first episode “Miracle One. Black eyes".
The woman herself is the seven wonders.
When men look at a woman, what do they pay attention to? How does a woman attract them? We interviewed 100 men. They asked one question: “Why
does a man pay attention when meeting a woman?” We received seven possible answers.
On a large form, the answers are taped so that you can easily open any line. The answers to table 3 are:
Eyes - 25;
Smile - 20:
Hairstyle - 15;
Grace - 14;
Name -14;
Housekeeping - 12.
If the projection is on the screen, then the lines are opened in a computer version.
I'm talking to lovely ladies. Guess why men value you. Whoever guesses the first three lines wins prizes.
Music. Prizes are brought out and placed on display. The presenter invites women who guessed the words of the first three lines of the table.
And from the table you can see that the first miracle of a woman is her eyes! There’s even a joke like this: “I want to meet a woman with charming eyes. I will answer the letter with a photo. Don’t send landscapes.” Let's see what kind of eyes our heroines have and let's start the "Charming Eyes" competition! What do women do with their eyes when they like a man?.. They shoot! And now whichever of you shoots them more interestingly will receive the title “Charming Eyes”! We shoot at some man. Choose the man you will shoot.
Women choose a “target man.” And we will choose the jury. Dear
men, remember what songs there are about women’s eyes?
For example, “Charming eyes”, “Oh, those black eyes”, “Black eyes”, etc. The presenter invites three men who responded to the jury, having previously asked them to sing a few lines from the named song.
(To one of the women who came out.) What is your name?.. Who is your target?.. Are you ready... How to shoot? What gun?! We shoot with our eyes. We blink, we wink, we grimace. You know this better. Let's shoot!
When “shooting” there are phonograms of shots, explosions, and machine gun fire.
It was a shooting. And now the scoring shot! Shoot!
All three women shoot. It's good to show it all close-up on the screen.
Dear jury, who do you think deserves the title “Charming Eyes”?
The winner is determined.
The title “Miss Charming Eyes” is awarded to... (name) Applause! You choose the prize yourself at this prize vernissage. Toast from the jury! Ask!
The presenter boils down the toasts from the jury to one thing: “To charming eyes and beautiful ladies”! The song “Dark Eyes” plays.
Dear women, we received congratulatory telegrams for the evening from public organizations. The first telegram from car enthusiasts. She's kind of special. I don't know all the terms. You can't do this without a car enthusiast. Men, who understands anything about a car? Who can tell the difference between two foreign cars? "Mercedes" and "Zaporozhets", for example? Help me. (Invites a car enthusiast.)
1. Is it a good foreign car? (Any answer is accepted.)
2. What are the names of the signs on the roads? (Road signs.)
3. Policeman on the road? (Traffic police inspector.)
4. Front car glass? (Windshield.)
5. Best machine oil? (Any answer is accepted.)
6. Which unit in a car turns on the speed? (Transmission.)
7.Where do they drive the car at night? (Garage with cellar.)
8. Biggest car? (KAMAZ, BelAZ.)
9. Where is the water cooled in the engine? (In the radiator.)
The presenter reads out the text of the congratulatory address. “Today, on this beautiful day, you, dear women, are as elegant as... (car brand). All men look at you today with admiration, as if you were... (road signs). You are as beautiful as... (traffic police inspector), you are as dear to us as... (windshield), loved as (brand of motor oil). You are as gentle as... (gearbox), irreplaceable as... (garage with cellar). You are always near the heart, like a driver's license
ID. Always be healthy, like... (KAMAZ). Your unlucky ones... (radiators).”
Thanks car enthusiast! We just figured out why a woman attracts a man. But how does a man conquer a woman? We interviewed one hundred and fifty women. I have a table of answers in my hands. Men guess. The three who guess the top lines receive prizes!
The following rows are closed in the table:
Wealth - 67;
Beauty - 29;
Solidity - 19;
Erudition - 18;
Generosity - 10;
Housekeeping - 7.
The presenter invites three men.
Here we will determine the richest of you. The first competition “Who has the biggest wallet”! Because the larger the wallet, the more money it contains. Present your wallet or purse. Maybe someone has money in their stocking?.. You have the biggest wallet, and you are already in the finals of the competition.
If there is no wallet, money is presented. If you have no money, you need to find the largest bill in the hall in 20 seconds.
The second competition is “Money down the drain.” Two people who did not qualify for the final will participate. Here is a bill - 10 rubles. Blow on it to make it fly. The bill that flew farthest was from... (name) And you lost. There is no point in throwing money away so far. Take I X1iz and save money further. Thank you. And we have the final! It is often said about the rich that they are the coolest. We choose the coolest. Who can spin the hoop around their waist the longest? Each person has three attempts.
The leader counts until the hoop stops or falls. On subsequent attempts, the counting continues further. “Cool” is revealed.
Here he is, the coolest man! Accept prizes... The main prize is a dance with Miss Charming Eyes! But first, say a toast from the “cool one.”
After the toast, the song “Charming Eyes” is played.
"Cool" and "Miss Charming Eyes" are dancing. Anyone can join them, because a dance round is being announced.
Dance block.
Second episode "The second miracle is a smile."
Friends, I remind you that the second miracle of a woman is a smile. Remember the expression “Gioconda’s Smile”? Show us Gioconda's smile...
Slide reproduction of Mona Lisa.
Dear ladies, who wrote this masterpiece? Right! Leonardo da Vinci. Come for the prize. What other artists do you know who painted a woman’s beautiful smile?
Answer options: N. Kramskoy “Unknown”, S. Botticelli “Birth of Venus”, etc. Two women who answered come to the Leader.
Here they are - experts in a seductive female smile. Let's start the photo shoot "Gioconda's Smile"! You need to smile into the camera lens. The first one to smile... What is your name? One photographer asks a client:
- Girl, do you want big or small photos?
- Small ones.
- Then you shouldn't smile. And you, dear ladies, need to smile! At least there will be a smile. Let's practice first. And now a photo. Smile!
Soundtrack of laughter. All three women are photographed this way. Close-ups on the screen.
“We choose Gioconda’s smile by the applause of men. She was the first to smile... Applause!
The winner is determined.
You are awarded the title "Miss Smile of Gioconda". Choose your prizes, you all smiled beautifully.
Music. Contest participants choose prizes.
And for our Mona Lisa he sings... Vocal number.
(To someone in the hall.) Young man, do you agree with general decision? (For any answer.) And smile yourself... Oh! With such a smile, you simply need this prize - “Orbit”!
Invites two more men with a smile that requires Orbit.
Smile... Great. Do you remember that for a woman, male beauty comes in second place. Now we will determine the most beautiful of you. Let's do photo tests. Give me Tantamoresque.
They bring out a Tantamoresque - a painting or photo of a person's height. It shows a bodybuilder in just swimming trunks, with a beautiful body. Instead of a face there is an oval cutout.
The task is very simple. You come up behind the painting, put your head in the cutout, the photographer takes a photo, and you get a beautiful photo. But you need to say while photographing: “I am the most handsome guy!” The winner will be determined by Mona Lisa. Please go behind the painting.
The men pass behind the painting. The noise distracts them, reminding them to shout very loudly, “I’m the most handsome guy!” And at this time the first layer is removed from the painting, and already in the painting there is a mermaid or a very thin man. You can prepare/, each man his own picture. A competition is taking place. The presenter asks to shout gently, with a Georgian accent, etc.
Mona Lisa's solution? The most handsome... (name) Accept the prizes, and we are waiting for a toast from the first handsome man of our holiday.
A toast from the winner. The host announces the white dance.
Third episode "Miracle Curls".
I have in my hands a congratulatory address from the fishermen's society. Is there anyone among you who can distinguish crucian carp from sprat? tomato sauce? Go here and help me understand the terms.
The “fisherman” is asked questions and the answers are recorded.
1. What kind of fish do you usually catch?
2. Is it a good attachment?
3. What is the most delicious fried fish?
4. What types of fishing rods are there? (One is selected, the most exotic.)
5. At what dawn is the bite better?
6. Brand of inflatable boat?
7. Line diameter? (Largest diameter.)
8. Shark hook number?
9. Valuable breed of fish?
10. Consultant's name?
The presenter reads out the congratulatory address.
“You, our beloved... (name of the fish)! We adore you like... (nozzle). You are as gentle as... (title fried fish), slender, like... (rod), temperamental, like a bite at... dawn. You are as good as a boat... (brand of boat). We would like to give you a fishing line of... (diameter) and hooks number... This is the most expensive thing we have. Happy holiday, our dears... (name of fish). Your mirror carp... (name of consultant).”
Thanks to the fishermen. Thanks carp. And another toast from you. Maybe a fishing one, but dedicated to the Eighth of March.
For example: “For our dear goldfish.” Hair show.
One of the wonders of a woman is her hair. Short original hairstyle or long hair, and curly ones too! All men of all nations adore this. Once a Chukchi came to Moscow and approached a policeman:
- Help, friend, find one woman. I have a photo.
- Are you stunned? This is Lomonosov!
- So what?! I like this. What curls!
And now I want to give a gift to the curliest woman at our holiday. I ask tables to nominate their candidates.
The curliest woman is invited
for the prize, and stays close to
Leading.
The ideal woman was considered to have hair down to her hips. I prepared a gift for the lady who has the longest braid.
There is a woman with the longest hair.
And, of course, the original hairstyle has always been in fashion. Prize for the lady with the most original hairstyle.
There is a lady with an original hairstyle.
Wonderful ladies! Wonderful hairstyles! Yes, nothing makes a woman look better than... hydrogen peroxide! (To the ladies who came out.) What hairstyles are in fashion for men? So bring here the most beautiful bald one, you the curly one, and you the mustachioed bearded one.
Music. Women from the audience select men, bring them to the Leader, and he seats the men on chairs/
Ladies, where do you get your hair done? At the hairdresser? What else? Yourself? Great. Now you will do the hairstyles of these distinguished gentlemen. Give everything you need for hairdressers!
Women are given wigs, ribbons, hairpieces, hairpins, elastic bands, etc.
Time - three minutes. Whoever you brought out, do his hair. Time has passed! (After the competition.) Now I ask “Miss Charming Eyes” to determine the best hairstyle. (After determination.) The winner and the rest of the ladies choose the prizes. And among the men we will choose the most respectable. Do you remember that women ranked solidity in third place? You guys are healthy, show it. We won’t hit each other’s faces, we’ll sort it out in a civilized manner. Ladies like muscular guys, like bodybuilders. Come on, do what bodybuilders do, showing off their muscles. You just need to undress at least to the waist. Whoever undresses first is already in the final... Oh, there is one finalist. (To the others.) And you work as bodybuilders. Show biceps and biceps. “Miss Charming Eyes”, please identify the second finalist. (To the loser.) Choose a prize. You have a wonderful hairstyle! Here's a swing.
They take out the children's swing. You can use bathroom scales.
We sit on the swing, bend our legs, and whoever ends up at the bottom is the most respectable. (After the competition.) The name of the most respectable person at our evening?.. Men, choose your prizes. A festive toast from the most respectable.
Toast “To the beauty of the hairstyles of beautiful ladies!”
Yes, a woman's hairstyle is a miracle! One lady made herself a chic
-hairstyle and sits dreaming, and her little son whines:
- Mom, I want to go to the toilet, Mom, I want to go to the toilet...
- And I’m going to Paris!
And I want... to invite you, if not to Paris, then to a dance!
Dance block.
The fourth episode "Miracle Grace".
Dear women, congratulations to you...
Video greeting from a local celebrity. Vocal number.
Do you remember what the fourth miracle of woman is? Of course, grace. This is a 90-60-90 figure. What should you do to maintain your figure? Dear women, teach us men. What? Diet? Come here. Tell us more and receive a gift. And what else?..
“Fasting”, “Exercising”, “Dietary supplements”, etc. The presenter invites three ladies.
Dear ladies, we will not measure your waist to choose “Miss Grace”. We will hold a competition for the slimmer man. I ask you to go into the hall and bring here the most slender man, in your opinion. Ask! (After three men are on stage.) Here they are - the most slender men. And now we will determine “Miss Grace”. We will calculate the sum of the lady's waist and the waist of the man she brought. Whoever has the smaller amount will be awarded the title “Miss Grace” to the lady of that couple.
Definition of "Miss Grace". Ladies choose gifts while listening to music.
(To the men who are on stage.) Men will also receive gifts. Let me remind you how men conquer women. The fourth line of our table indicates “Erudition”. Let's entertain women now, you guys are interesting! Attention! The most slender and interesting men in the city are beginning to prove this. Now you will depict paintings or sculptures. Raise your hands and wave them. Friends, tell me, what picture do these most interesting men resemble? (After listening to the options.) There are two versions. First: “Three poplars on Plyushchikha.” Second... Come on, wave your arms harder. Oh, the second version is better. Savrasov, “The rooks have arrived.” Now hug. What picture?.. Correct. Russian folk painting“Will you be third?” The hands were pulled back. What picture?.. Friends, this is a triptych: “Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya”, “Eaglet”, “Venus de Milo”! Now hold your hands, raise your right leg forward, left... Right, left... And now to the music!
The cancan sounds.
The painting is called “Three heroes... at a banquet”! himself interesting man determined by the ladies. We applaud them one by one. Here he is, our erudite! All men choose gifts. And the most interesting and erudite person makes a toast. (After the toast.) And once again about grace. A man sees a woman coming. And the legs are skinny, skinny, crooked, crooked! Man:
- Well, legs! Woman:
- A! It's okay to go to work.
We don't have to go to work, we have to go to the dance!
Dance block.
Episode 5 "Miracle Name"
Friends, you know how much music is dedicated to women. And how many songs! I propose a toast “To women who inspire musicians, composers and poets!”
Vocal number.
One morning a husband wakes up his wife:
- Get up, kitten! Wake up
Sun!
And the wife responded:
- Today I am a fish, I have no legs, and I won’t go anywhere. You see - kitten, sunshine... What do you call your loved ones?
The presenter addresses specific men.
What a fantasy! So many names! In general, a woman’s name is also a miracle. Especially if it is the name of the woman you love. Songs have been written for many names. Who remembers what names are in the songs?
Answers from men, for example, Lyuba, Vika,
Hope, etc. Three men who know
songs, The presenter invites you to go out to
stage.
(To those who have left.) When a man goes to visit a lady for the first time, what does he take with him? There is a classic “gentleman's set”... That's right! Champagne, chocolate and flowers! Get the kit.
Music. Men are given: one
champagne, second chocolate,
flowers for the third.
But worry, these prizes are not yours. These are lottery prizes. And the lottery is unusual. It is played out by name. And we will find out “Miss Beautiful Name”, this will be the lady who will win the flowers! I ask you to offer one at a time female name from the table.
The host fills out a form for each name, where he writes the name and table number.
Chocolate is up for grabs! Which man has chocolate? Take out the form with the name... This is... (name) from the lotto throne.
Music, presentation of chocolate. The champagne draw is similar.
Attention! Now we find out "Miss Lovely name". A bouquet of flowers is being raffled off! And he gets it...
Toast from the winner.
You see how generous our men are. Without noise or dust, they gave the women everything to the bone! Don't be stingy! It’s not for nothing that women submit to generous men. This is indicated in the table. Thank you guys! And a collective toast from you. (After the toast.) And the lady who won the champagne demands dancing. Is the champagne out? Then dance!
Dance tour.
Sixth episode "Miracle Mistress".
Dear women, today men congratulate you on your holiday and admire you! They idolize you! Today men are generous. They buy flowers on the Eighth of March. One husband says in; store for my wife:
- Honey, you are as beautiful as this little carnation.
- Or maybe I’m as beautiful as this gold chain?
- No, you are beautiful, like this carnation!
And buys flowers! Although he understands that barbecue would be more enjoyable with this money. Today men take care of you...
By the way, dear ladies, why is it impossible to do without men? Sometimes it’s impossible?.. We surveyed 3,250 women and selected the most common answers. They are on my cards. Three answers - three cards. I'm asking for options. Whoever guesses the answer immediately receives a prize. So, why can't we do without men?
The answers on the cards are: “Feeds”, “Helps with housework”, “Warms the soul and body.” Women who guessed
The presenter invites you to go out for prizes and choose them.
Let me remind you that one of women’s miracles is the ability to manage a household! Before us are three delightful housewives. Let's choose "Miss Hostess" from them. To do this, you only need to answer one question. We asked 3,250 women what their wildest dream is? The answer is on my card. Try to guess.
Answer: “Man-cook.”
Right. You become "Miss Mistress"! Applause! Let's raise a glass to our charming hostesses! Friends, before the evening we interviewed one and a half thousand men. The question was asked: “Why can’t we do without women?” The main answers are written down on my cards. I ask men to offer their options. Whoever guesses the answer will receive a prize. Why can’t we do without women?!
Answers on the cards: “Feeds”, “Does housework”, Produces adrenaline when he makes a fuss.” Invites three men.
Loves? There are such answers... But not enough. Dear men, have you understood women’s dream of being a chef? Do you know why a man became a cook? There is such a parable: A husband came home and said:
- Darling, what did you cook for me for dinner?
- Horns!
Since then, husbands have been cooking. And now there is a competition for the best cook. Attention! How many ingredients are needed to make dumplings? Your versions? That's right, six! Egg, salt, water, flour, meat, onion! What is your name?.. You are awarded the title “Culinary”. Where is your wife? Oh, she's already filled your glass! Of course, what a joy! Now she knows that you know how and, most importantly, have an unbearable desire to cook!
Men choose prizes.
A toast from the best chef and his wife! Let's support a toast to the main wonder of the world - woman. Happy holiday, beloved ones! Happy holiday, wonderful ones!
The banquet ends with a dance block.
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